What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 240 Crazy Thursday

"I was scared to death."

This big centipede is one of the iron juices that helped Xiao Zhang to decorate here. Now he is sitting next to Xu Wei holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, trembling all over his body, and the cry for help just now was also very miserable. Fortunately, he was not injured, but he was frightened, and his hands were still shaking violently.

"You said it." Xu Wei has been in Chang'an Lane for a long time, and she has gotten along with them very well, so she is no longer so polite: "But you are so brave, a dog barks in the middle of the night. It’s probably not a big deal for you to scare the bed.”

The centipede slapped the table: "Nonsense! When did I wet the bed!"

But after he finished speaking, he took a sip of tea and continued: "Just now, didn't I get off work in the afternoon, and then I went shopping for groceries. Oh, you know, ribs are very cheap today, usually 23 yuan a catty , Today is sixteen a catty. I only found out that a batch of live pigs have been slaughtered in the past few days. The price of meat has dropped a lot, but beef is still quite expensive. I went to see it today. At 48, I can no longer afford it."

"Hello!" Xu Wei tapped the table with her fingers: "Would you like to hear what you are saying?"

The centipede let out an ooh, and then continued: "I went shopping, bought three catties of pork ribs, and planned to make braised pork ribs tonight. I just came out of the market, and suddenly I felt a murderous look behind me. When I turned around, I found three A strange person followed me, and then I rode my electric bike and ran quickly, but it took seven or eight kilometers to get here from the vegetable market, and those people followed me, very close to me, so I accelerated, and they Also speed up..."

"Isn't it normal to accelerate?"

"They walk on two legs, not run. Have you ever seen a man walk forty miles on two legs?"

While they were talking, the people on the other side of Brother Zhang also came over one after another. Seeing so many people coming, Centipede Jing's mood eased a lot, and he even started to shake his feet: "Then after passing through that bridge hole When I was in the tunnel, my eyes blurred, and those people appeared in front of me. They stretched out their hands to grab me. At that time, I jumped up as a kite, and ran without looking back. When I got out of the tunnel, I became a prototype. I came back from the ground. I threw away my ribs and electric car."

When Centipede Jing said this, he slammed his thigh heavily: "Hey, I'm so angry!"

"I'm not talking about you. You are a big monster with more than 800 years of practice. Looking at the demon world, you are also above average. You are better than the big centipede in A Chinese Ghost Story. What are you afraid of?" Mouse asked curiously: "Is your understanding of yourself not clear enough?"

"People are just afraid!"

The centipede twisted her body, and she was even a bit charming: "How can I tell you that I am so fierce, the biggest prey I have ever shot in my life is a sheep... Besides, don't all the novels describe us Are these little monsters beaten to death with one punch and then dragged back to alchemy? In case I was beaten to death and dragged back to alchemy, what do you say?"

The mouse raised his hand: "Tou...you are so annoying."

But there is one thing to say, the monsters in Chang'an Lane are more or less abnormal, because those who are ambitious and capable will endanger the society and have been eradicated. The monsters who can stay in Chang'an Lane and be protected by the Holy Lord use their buttocks. I want to know what kind of state they are in. Anyway, it is impossible to go out. Chang'an Lane is full of talents, and they speak nicely. They all like this place very much.

"Have you written down the faces of those people?" the mouse asked.

The centipede thought about it, and then began to dance: "I remember three people, two are not tall, one is tall, and the tall one has a long face, small eyes, and a goatee! I remember, it's a goat. beard!"

While he was describing, Xu Wei suddenly raised her head, and then patted the centipede: "Is it like that?"

Looking in the direction of Xu Wei's finger, the centipede screamed and hid behind the mouse, while the three people he described were standing at the door of the small restaurant, looking inside like ghosts.

Soon, they opened the door and walked in. As soon as they came in, they went straight to the centipede. One of the shorter ones was still muttering: "Kunlun Lingxiao catches the demon, and the idlers wait to retreat."

At this moment, the mouse tilted its head, stretched out its feet to block the way of the three of them, and said with a half-smile: "People from Lingxiao, did you catch the monster and catch the monster here? You didn't ask where this is before you came. "

"Hmph, what a good place to be with inferior monsters. Don't stop me, or don't blame our brothers for tearing down your place."

What a big breath.

What the dwarf said really shocked everyone present. The mouse is now at a loss, not knowing what is going on with this group of people. The recovery of the spiritual energy made Su stupid?This is Chang'an Lane, a restricted area for exorcists!It has been a rule for hundreds of years, and I don't know if they don't know it or they just don't take it seriously.

And said to tear it down, my God...

There are several heavenly kings and fathers, such as Queen Mother of the West, Jade Emperor, Zeus, Odin, etc., ask them if they dare to speak harshly here, let alone Kunlun Lingxiao, the whole West Kunlun is here. , I asked them if they dared to fart one more time.

"Okay, okay, you take it apart."

The mouse took a step back with a smile on his face, and everyone in the room laughed and took a few steps back, leaving enough space for the few people in front of him. Xu Wei even made an invitation with a smile on her face. gesture.

And at this time, a little brat outside came to buy milk tea. As soon as he came in and saw this scene, he turned around and shouted: "Someone is making trouble!"

With this voice down, I saw people in Chang'an Lane coming out huh huh, they didn't do anything, they just came to watch the fun, when there were more people, the atmosphere rose, huh huh, it was dozens of people People, there are big demons and monks inside, and the aura of this crowd rose at that time, and the three people were overwhelmed.

They even saw a living demon god in the crowd, and after sweeping around, there was no one to provoke, and in this atmosphere, no matter how arrogant people are, they will inevitably be coaxed, but these self-proclaimed decent families are always Let go of some harsh words.

"Don't be rampant in the place where the filth is hidden, it will be wiped out one day!"

After they finished speaking, the happy atmosphere echoed in the air again, and after they left with extreme vigilance, the place was full of laughter. Many people were laughing at the timidity of the centipede, and some were laughing at the three The older ones are overwhelmed.

But some people still started to discuss the main topic, that is, "Is Chang'an Lane not famous to this extent now?" You must know that in the early years, those sects and sects came to ask for help, at least they were polite. Every time I have to visit with gifts, but now I have openly started to come to this place to subdue demons.

After all, the 300-year-old Dharma-ending era has changed the pattern and made Chang'an Lane disappear from the world in a true sense.Although there are good and bad things about this, if it happens every now and then, no one can stand it.

"Kunlun system?" Mouse picked up the phone: "I'll call Xiao Ma."

He picked up the phone and called Xiao Ma, and when he said what happened just now, Xiao Ma exploded on the phone: "What the hell is this going on? It's the other way around."

"Originally, I wanted you to come back quickly to be punished, but in this situation, you should go back to Kunlun." The mouse really spoke with a bit of the majesty of the leader at this time: "Let's deal with this matter."

"So you let them run away?" Pony asked, "Damn it, I'll take it to Kunlun to ask for an explanation, and I'll beat my head to death."

The mouse didn't bother to explain to the irritable pony, so he hung up the phone, turned around and went back to Brother Zhang, and Brother Zhang didn't seem to care what happened in the accident at the moment. I'm doing homework, so Xiao Zhang has to embroider the peony picture on his hand now.

The mouse told everything, and Brother Zhang raised his head slowly and said: "Few people can survive the long Dharma-ending era, and there is always a change of old and new. Now that their aura is revived, they are up and moving. They must find something What to prove yourself. The number of demons is not much, so this kind of thing is inevitable in the future. Aren't you just dealing with these problems?"

Seeing Brother Zhang's eyes, Mouse quickly lowered his head and said, "Yes!"

And at this time, the crowd watching the fun outside had almost dispersed, but Zhang Yao had been sitting there contemplating, not knowing what she was thinking, then she turned her head and walked out after thinking for a while, no one knew what he was going to do up.

After such a small episode, Chang'an Lane quickly returned to its former calm, but not far outside the alley, the three people who had left before were sitting in a small park waiting for an opportunity.

They must catch some monsters to go back to the business this trip, at least let the people in the school take a look at it, and this Chang'an Lane is their best choice, although there are many monsters and most of them are very strong, but they think that with their three If you have two abilities, it won't be too big of a problem to work together to catch one.

While they were waiting for their prey, they suddenly saw several children playing in this small park, and among them was Niannian, the eldest princess of Chang'an Lane.These few people felt that there seemed to be no evil spirit in Niannian, and they became excited all of a sudden.

"Hey, if you can't catch the old one, you can catch the young one." The tallest of the three said: "Take this little monster back, maybe you can train a mount."

"When do you start?"

"Now!"

After finishing speaking, the three of them rushed out from the grass, came to the group of children, looked down at Nian Nian who was digging a hole in the sand, and Nian Nian also looked up at them.

"on!"

After finishing speaking, they copied out a large net and netted Nian Nian, and when the children around saw this scene, they all ran away crying, just when the three of them were full of joy and wanted to net Nian Nian When they pretended to leave, they suddenly found that no matter how hard they pulled, they couldn't move the little girl.

Looking back, Niannian's pupils had changed from normal to full black, and white mist was continuously sprayed out from her nostrils, and then her body began to change, almost instantly turning into a bird. It is a monster with tentacles on its head, fangs and sharp teeth, and fierce eyes. It is about five meters high, with a big head and a small body, about nine meters long, with a cluster of spiritual fire tails.

The net covering Niannian's body has long been broken, and at this moment, the evil spirit is soaring in the ten kilometers around, and even the clouds in the sky are reflected in red.Niannian just sat there looking at the three people on the ground, and then stretched out his paws to paw.

Those three people were knocked out like a hydrangea in a hydrangea by a lion, and hit the isolation pier next to them. He stepped forward without slowing down, raised his paw and stepped on the head of the leader. If he stepped on it, there was basically no possibility of surviving.

But at this moment, Jin Mei appeared, she stretched out her hand to block Niannian's claws, and looked up: "Are you just watching children trample people to death?"

Following the direction she was looking at, Brother Zhang was sitting on the building sign of Chang'an Lane. If there were no accidents, he would have been sitting there a long time ago, maybe even since they were going to fight against Nian Nian.

"Adults are responsible for what they do." Brother Zhang jumped down, looked down at the three people on the ground who had been knocked unconscious by Nian Nian's slap, and said with a smile, "Nian Nian, let's go."

Nian Nian ran forward, turned into a child again, and followed Xiao Zhang holding his clothes corner into the deep Chang'an Alley, while Jin Mei sighed and turned to catch up: "Nian Nian is still a child , why don't you handle it yourself."

"Can't she handle it well?" Brother Zhang patted Niannian's head: "Actually, I rarely take the initiative to intervene."

Jin Mei sighed: "No, let me stay here every year in the future, and don't let him grow up among men."

Brother Zhang laughed: "Then you ask her if she is willing."

Jin Mei looked at Nian Nian, Nian Nian shook her head like a rattle.

And outside Chang'an Lane, the three members of the monster hunting team who were unconscious had already been tightly tied up by the mouse, and the mouse was pinching Sister Gou's mouth tightly while tying it up: "Okay, okay, I'll take care of these people." Deal with it, you will be killed if you don’t come up. I have to go to Kunlun Mountain with Xiao Ma to discuss this matter, and my little princess in Chang’an Lane dared to move.

Afterwards, Mouse found Brother Zhang and said that Hu Niu should not let Hu Niu know about it for the time being, otherwise she might do something stupid.

But while they were still discussing, both Brother Zhang and Mouse suddenly felt the spiritual illusion behind them move. The two of them came to the backyard. As soon as Mouse entered the bamboo forest, he saw a huge door thicker than others. The cannon was fired with a bang, and then the huge cannonball disappeared into the illusionary realm with a whoosh.

"Trough digging, what is this?" the mouse yelled, covering its ears.

But what he waited for was not a response, but the second loading and launching of the automatic loading device. He quickly exited the spirit illusion, only feeling buzzing in his ears, and his brain was about to pop out.

And after he came out, he saw Brother Zhang was making a video call with Zhang Yao. Zhang Yao was sitting in the room drinking coffee, and said lightly: "It's okay for me to teach that Kunlun Lingxiaozong a little lesson. I saw it from the surveillance. They wanted to catch me every year."

Little Brother Zhang laughed: "How many cameras have you put in my place?"

"Don't worry about it." Zhang Yao pointed the video at her computer, and on the screen was a huge 406mm World War II naval gun: "Did you see this? This is the global strike system in our base. It is used together with the Illusory Realm. I bought it at a very high price. It is filled with spiritual bombs, just like EMP destroys electrical appliances. This kind of bomb with the spirit sword stone as the main medium can be fired directly. Disperse the cultivation of most practitioners."

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed: "So can you also shoot at me?"

"No, because there is no way to locate Chang'an Lane in the Illusionary Realm, but it is more than enough to hit Kunlun Mountain."

While they were chatting, in the depths of the distant Kunlun Mountains, a shocking explosion suddenly came from an inconspicuous mountain depression. With the blue arc of light scattered, there was nothing at all. A group of buildings suddenly appeared in the valley, and then the second shells came one after another, directly piercing the square in front of their temple. The people inside didn't even react, and they were set off by the spiritual bomb. The wave of spiritual energy was blown to the ground, and the sect was flying like cats and dogs in an instant. People with advanced cultivation bases used their kung fu to resist in time, but they couldn't avoid spitting blood, and those with low cultivation bases directly collapsed their dantians, and all their cultivation bases were completely useless. .

But just when they were about to set up a protective formation, the third spiritual bomb exploded about 50 meters above their heads. This time, the mountain protection formation collapsed, and all the treasures in the entire sect were turned into pieces due to the spiritual explosion. Fragments, except for a few bosses with very high cultivation bases, all the others became ordinary people in the blink of an eye.

But before they could rejoice, the fourth spiritual bomb exploded in the air. The monks who had been struggling a few times before, really couldn't stand it this time, and fell to the ground and clutched their dantians The position wailed in pain.

"Speaking of which, how do you know the position of their sect?" Little Brother Zhang asked Zhang Yao curiously: "I don't even know."

"It's very simple, just ask. Don't underestimate me. I have a lot of friends on the road now. They can tell you the approximate location. I will send the drone over there using the illusory realm. As long as I find something abnormal Psychic reactions are fine."

"Aren't you afraid of accidental injury?"

"How come, don't underestimate me. There is a detection head on my drone, which can pass through their camouflage barrier, and Ling Xiao is written on the hall." Zhang Yao laughed loudly: "Why? So, my global strike system is very powerful, I won’t tell you, I still have some work here, next time I will be more optimistic about Niannian, if something goes wrong, I can’t spare you!”

Xiao Zhang smiled and hung up the video, while the mouse scratched his chin and said, "Is there still such a way of attack? It's amazing."

"Perhaps this is the real era." Xiao Zhang said with a smile, "Let's go and see what's going on with Ling Xiaozong."

(End of this chapter)