What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 255 The Parents Meeting of Social Fear 1
"As the rotating chairman, you need to express your opinion on this matter."

With Jin Mei's aura in full swing, the white elephant couldn't stand it. He kept wiping the sweat off his head with a silk handkerchief, while all the god-level bosses below were waiting for his response.

"There is no need to be so anxious." At this time, the king of gods spoke again: "As far as the current strength is concerned, the rabbits are enough, but the current situation is no longer optimistic. I hope that you can discuss a plan in the next few days. As a result, and if everyone is unwilling to take responsibility, then I, as the Guardian's advisor, have the obligation to advise him to migrate to another world to reset Universe Zero."

The threat in the words of the king of gods is very obvious. If the guardian abandons the current zero universe, then this place will be riddled with invaders in a short period of time. The existing power is simply not enough to deal with the vast universe. There are too many threats. You must know that the basic stability here can still be maintained. In fact, it mainly depends on the deterrent power of the guardian. Once he loses him, this resource-rich world will really become a peerless beauty who fell naked on the streets of Mumbai in the middle of the night. The results speak for themselves.

The God King, who was the consultant, got up and left after collecting the materials. All the main gods in the room fell silent. They whispered to each other, but now it seems that their good days are really coming to an end.

And among all the people here, only Jin Mei knows that brother Zhang will never leave this world, because he is personified and has emotions, thoughts and emotions. Excellent solution.

But she's not going to tell these greedy bastards in front of her, they've had a good time for too long, and now it's time to let them bleed.

"Then I'll take my leave too." Jin Mei stood up and said, "You don't need to inform me of your results, because I already have my own ideas."

Her departure led to the departure of all the main gods of the Eastern Department, and the room was reduced by about half. Those who followed Jin Mei all expressed their support for the plan of the God King and took defensive measures. Most of the people who play are hesitant, and these hesitant people are somewhat flustered now, because they can't figure out what the guardian is thinking. The days are numbered.

But if they really cooperate to build a defense network, their human plans will inevitably be affected, and many of their plans will have to be shelved. Although they all know the severity, they are really reluctant to cut their flesh.

"Adjourn the meeting and rest for three days. A vote will be held in three days."

The rotating chairman, White Elephant, threw a sign on the table with resentment on his face: "Everyone, I want to step down as the rotating chairman. Does anyone want to take over?"

The audience was silent and no one answered.

At this moment, Brother Zhang has already rummaged through boxes and cabinets in the room. After Mr. Lin’s call, he also received a request from the Niannian class group just now, saying that next week the school’s parent-child program will be divided into three parts, one is parent-child Sports meeting, one is a program performance, and the other is a class spring outing.

This is a new trick only this year. It has never been done before. In the past, the principal didn't have such a lot of shit, but this new principal definitely has some ulterior motives. He always makes some outrageous demands. Let the parents do it.Since the beginning of this semester, it was the first time that students were asked to bring a fish from home. At that time, Brother Zhang worked hard to prepare a yellow croaker in soup for Niannian, which was a top-notch dish.

But when I came back every night, I came back crying, because other children brought a small fish tank with small goldfish, white stripes and even tadpoles in it, but she brought a lunch box with a fish tank inside. The fragrant yellow croaker in soup...

The second time the school asked the children to bring an embroiderer to him. Little Brother Zhang worked hard to embroider him a set of national beauty and heavenly fragrance. Eighteen colors of peonies are embroidered on white silk cloth, which is beautiful and beautiful.For this reason, Xiao Zhang also specially asked Zhinu to come to guide him on the spot through his relationship, and it has almost been restored seamlessly one-to-one.But later at night, Niannian came back crying again, because other children embroidered a name or embroidered an abstract family of three, but she took the beauty of the country with her, and the teacher dared not accept her homework. I'm afraid I won't be able to pay for it if I break it. .

The third time was to bring a branch... Anyway, there is a golden apple tree growing vigorously in their school now, it is as tall as a ten-story building, and it is still growing.The principal said he hoped to cut it off, but it drew strong protest from the Greek ambassador, who even used his diplomatic authority to keep the golden apple tree.And this tree has now become a tourist attraction, and people outside the school have to pay 20 yuan for a photo if they want to take a photo.

But this time, brother Zhang wants to be present in person.

"I don't think it's necessary, really. Master." Lei Long persuaded from the side: "You really don't need to bring a magic whip. This is a sports meeting, not a list of gods."

"Don't don't don't don't... don't use this, do you know what this is? This is the crystallization of Lu Wu's soul, you are not running a race with borrowed objects, you are chasing stars." Thunder Dragon pressed Brother Zhang and turned it out Something: "This is not very good, what is this?"

Brother Xiao Zhang took out a skull from the box, and this head looked very scary, with two very long teeth and high cheekbones.What's more frightening is not the skull he took out, but that it can still talk.

"I am Chi You, Lord of the Netherworld, who dares to wake me up!"

Brother Zhang glanced at the talking skull, then wrapped it in cloth again, then he got under the bed with his buttocks pouted, dragged out a huge box, and gave all the same things inside to him. Take it out.

"I still don't think it's necessary, you don't have to take out these ancient artifacts for a prize in a personal sports meeting." Thunder Dragon tightly guarded those things with his hands: "Fairy Zhong! This is my Fairy Zhong!!! The ax is not good either , this is the Pangu giant ax... don't mess around, please."

Brother Zhang looked at the things in the big box: "Is there something missing?"

"What can be missing, Xuanyuan Sword is not here, you are not going to give Xuanyuan Sword to the children as a sports meeting reward, right?"

Little Brother Zhang clapped his hands, turned around and walked to the cabinet, and moved another box from the top of the cabinet. Lei Long saw that his scalp was numb, and there were twelve magic weapons inside...

"This one won't work." Brother Zhang put it back seriously: "Then what do you think is better?"

"I think... let's go to the toy store and buy a remote control car, shall we?"

Brother Zhang opened his eyes, then took out a small box, and dropped the contents on the ground with clangs, and all these things were assembled automatically, and it turned out to be a statue of a warrior in golden armor, the golden statue was [-] About one centimeter tall, holding a huge sword, his expression is lifelike.

"Brother! Dad! Dear dad! Don't give away Yu Leiben's portrait! A national treasure..."

This doesn't work, that doesn't work either, Xiao Zhang looked around with his arms akimbo, but he also encountered difficulties.Because the requirements of the school are gadgets that are idle at home, and then everyone forms an exchange, which is a small game to enhance friendship.

But Brother Zhang searched around, and all the less valuable ones are here. He is more inclined to take out the Donghuang Taiyi Bell, because this clock has already transformed, and it has no power. The function is to link the world of the human world and the world of Shan Hai Jing, and under normal circumstances, no one can travel through the past without the permission of Fairy Zhong.

"Don't mess around, I know these things are worthless to you, but if they are really thrown out, it will be bloody." Lei Long sighed: "Why don't you go to the warehouse? I saw a lot of them when I was in retreat inside."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, he collected all the treasures in the place, and if he carried them to the warehouse, the things here would look less distressing to Thunder Dragon, after all, the warehouse is full of things from the human world, Compared with the set of top-notch treasures in brother Zhang's house, these things are worthless.

"I don't want to, but the school requires it to be an old thing that is idle at home. If we go out to buy a remote-control car, people will definitely say that the parents don't pay attention every year." Brother Zhang said while rummaging in the warehouse: Niannian screwed up a few times, and this time it must not be messed up again."

"Then what show are you going to perform?"

Brother Xiao Zhang paused, then turned his head to look at Lei Long with a stiff face: "I..."

"You know how to cook, but you can't show fried rice with eggs to a group of fourth graders." Lei Long leaned to the side and said, "If you want me to say, you might as well let someone else do it."

"No." Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "I must go, otherwise I will be sad every year."

"She will only be sad when you go... Your overly serious character will kill her."

"Bullshit."

In the end, Xiao Zhang found a Fu Ya in the warehouse. It sounded very nice, but it was actually a small model made of wood. You can fly carefully when you pinch the lower head and throw it out. The kind that flies for three days and three nights. Lu Ban made it himself. The small toy, also known as Fucrow.

Brother Xiao Zhang stood in the yard with the talisman crow and threw it forward. The talisman crow seemed to have life force and began to hover above his head. Brother Zhang looked at it and felt very satisfied, and then took another one from the tool room. Coil the fishing line, tie the fishing line on it after taking off the Talisman Crow, so that it can be retracted at any time after throwing it.

"Gongshuban is a ghost and doesn't really want to let you go." Lei Long said dumbfoundedly: "This is a gift that Gongshuban gave her when he pursued the eldest sister, and you just gave it away."

"But he gave Hu Niu two or three hundred pieces."

Little Brother Zhang pointed to the warehouse, where there were a lot of wooden products that were piled up like garbage, and most of these wooden products were small toys that Mr. Gongshu gave her when he was courting Hu Niu. There is a tail, if it seems that Gongshuban is not a pervert now, no one will believe it.

There are wooden horses that can run on their own when mounted on them, wooden dogs that can make clicking sounds and follow people around, wooden ducks that can swim faster than real ducks in the water, wooden snakes that can drill holes, and wooden snakes that can swim in the water. Wooden monkeys fighting each other.Anyway, all kinds of strange and lost things were given to Hu Niu.

Now these things seem to be cursed items, okay, especially the wooden doll that can crawl around by itself, Annabel is overshadowed by it, this thing crawled out of the warehouse by itself more than once in the middle of the night looking for mother, Then because it was too disgusting, she was crushed by Sister Gou.

If brother Zhang gave those scary things to others, the little classmates who got the reward would be scared to wet the bed in the middle of the night.

"This is Ou Yezi's fish intestines! Hey, this is fish intestines!!!" Lei Long picked up a small dagger in the corner: "This is fish intestines, right!"

Brother Zhang walked in with the talisman crow and took a look: "I don't know, this should be Qing Lingzi's collection."

"Unlucky, dirty thing, spit!"

Lei Long threw the fish intestines into the box beside him, rubbing his hands on his pants.

The presents are ready, and the rest is the performance. Xiao Zhang thinks it's better to discuss this with Niannian.

So after Nian Nian came home from school, the two of them got together to discuss for a long time. If Xu Wei hadn't found out in time, their performance would be "Chest Broken Rock", and the entire performance process had already been drawn. Nian Nian lay on the ground with five hundred catties of bluestone slabs on his body, and then Xiao Zhang smashed all the slate slabs with a sledgehammer, and then slowly spit out the tomato sauce in his mouth. After rushing up in fright, Niannian jumped up and gestured "yeah" to the audience.

"Who came up with this cult show?"

Xu Wei looked at the terrifying diagram, her hands began to tremble.Brother Zhang pointed at Nian Nian, and Nian Nian raised his head and patted his chest loudly.

"No, someone will call the police." Xu Wei tore up the diagram: "Can't you act normal???"

Seeing the bewilderment of the two people, one big and one small, she sighed and said, "Anyway, we have a lot of free people, so why don't we just rehearse a show, anyway, I didn't say we could visit some parents."

Brother Zhang's eyes lit up: "That's right."

"Well, let's choose the simplest one, Wizard of Oz or Little Red Riding Hood, you choose one."

Niannian finally chose Little Red Riding Hood and Three Dozens of Bones...

"As for the show, it can be unpopular but not evil. Your evil show is too scary." Xu Wei shook her head: "Then Little Red Riding Hood."

Crying and refusing every year, she insisted on three dozen bone spirits from Little Red Riding Hood...

In the end, everyone had to vote, and everyone overwhelmingly rejected Little Red Riding Hood's three dozen bones, but in order to appease Nian Nian's emotions, even Zhang Yao, who was fishing for wrecks in the Pacific Ocean, was called back.

"I think Little Red Riding Hood is better too. Three dozen bone spirits would be too scary." Zhang Yao held the head of a ghost eater that was still ticking green water and said: "I will help you take care of the set, okay? You are satisfied."

Nian Nian stretched out her little finger, Zhang Yao wiped the green blood stained finger on Lei Long's body, and hooked Nian Nian together.

"You're so disgusting." Thunder Dragon yelled, "What the hell is it? It stinks."

(End of this chapter)