What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 259 The Parents Meeting of Social Fear 5
"Can you be more mature, you are almost 30 years old."

The mouse is riding a small motorcycle with a brontosaurus carrying a suit on its back. The brontosaurus is picking up a box of jelly with a small spoon. The jelly is a reward given out every year. Everyone has it, but the brontosaurus is the only one who started to eat it on the spot. .

"Come on, have a taste. A reward from the eldest lady."

Thunder Dragon handed the spoon to the mouse's mouth: "Come here."

"Don't make trouble."

"Come on." Thunder Dragon hit the mouse's mouth with a spoon: "Hurry up!"

The mouse was so annoyed by him that he had no choice but to shove the jelly into his mouth, but Lei Long immediately shuddered back when he saw it: "Your girlfriend knows that we use a spoon, she won't be angry!"

"I'm sick." Mouse restarted his motorcycle to keep up with the early traffic.

"Your girlfriend is really vicious, really scary. It's not like me at all... Suo Suo Chiu." Thunder Dragon poured all the remaining jelly into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Giegie who only loves you."

"If the master is still there, you won't be able to keep a leg."

Lei Long laughed so loudly that he was about to shake his hands, from a long-legged male god to a good shaker.

When they arrived at the gate of the school, it was still early, but Xiao Ma had already arrived early. He got up early because he was going to shoot a vlog today, and put on his treasured little suit. A light green shirt, just a small tattoo of a horse protruding from his neck and the evil spirit on his body made him look like a thug in a suit.

"It's quite flamboyant." Lei Long jumped off the small motorcycle: "Dress like a man."

"Where did you get the tattoo?" Mouse frowned: "Who told you to get the tattoo?"

Xiao Ma leaned over and fumbled in his pocket a few times, and took out a handful of tattoo stickers: "I bought them at the night market last night, do you want anything else?"

Lei Long leaned forward curiously: "Give me the whole, give me the whole."

Xiao Ma gave him a blank look, and then threw a card over to him.

"Double Happiness, isn't it?" Lei Long asked as he pulled the tattoo sticker, "Come on, explain to everyone, who would have a Double Happiness tattoo on their body?"

"If you want love, don't leave."

Seeing that they started to toss like this again, Mouse put his hips on his hips and let out a long sigh. Now he understands why Xiao Zhang is always unwilling to go out with them. After all, he is a serious and serious person like him, right? Seeing these people will really burst blood vessels.

"Have you eaten? Please have breakfast." The mouse said helplessly, "There is a fried bun shop over there."

When Thunder Dragon and Xiao Ma were competing to see who could eat 25 steamed buns at one time, Brother Xiao Zhang brought Nian Nian along, and because they wanted to shoot a short video, they would be accompanied by a staff member.

This staff member is a 24-year-old lady. She is a very professional video editor and photographer. It is said that the price of hiring her is enough to hire a whole team. One can imagine her professionalism.

And since last night, a daily account name named Zhang Ruinian's children's home appeared on all major platforms, and the waywardness of this account is even more ridiculous. They do this kind of thing because they are afraid that others will see it as a script, a team , but the brief introduction above is "Professional team professionally presents every bit of a family with superpowers".Moreover, there is a long list of special acknowledgments below, including the provincial and urban propaganda departments, the regiment headquarters, and the Chang'an Lane Neighborhood Committee.

"Where's Thunder Dragon?" Zhang Yao hurried forward after Xiao Zhang and Nian Nian arrived: "Didn't they come a long time ago, where are they going now?"

Niannian raised her finger and pointed to the steamed bun shop across the road, and the young lady in charge of filming immediately turned the camera over, and happened to see Lei Long and Xiao Ma grabbing steamed buns with chopsticks, and the two of them beat each other with chopsticks. The wind is booming, and their expressions are super serious, it doesn't look like they are joking or performing, that is, they are really fighting.

Fortunately, the mouse was at the table next to them, and he pulled the brim of his hat down, for fear that people would know that he was with the two bastards next to him.

However, they are a bit of a force, but the effect presented in the camera is really handsome, the offense and defense are wonderful, and sometimes they can even play beautiful combos, and they have already played so fiercely. However, it did not affect the guests at the next table at all, not even shaking the water in the cup on the table.

Seeing the two of them, brother Zhang turned around helplessly and spread his hands towards Zhang Yao: "I'm used to it."

He was used to Zhang Yao but he was not used to it. She rushed over angrily and slapped the table: "Have you played enough? Don't you want to see what time is it?"

After being attacked by the tigress, the two of them calmed down, and then glanced at the time. They both slapped the table and rushed towards the school at the same time. He said to Zhang Yao, "Now you know how hard it is for me. These are just two. You won't know what a disaster is until you get all twelve."

Zhang Yao let out a long breath with her hips crossed, but she had nothing to say.

A group of people entered the school, because the performance was in the class, so they had to wait there first, and watch other children's and parents' performances by the way.

In fact, the children from other people’s homes are not too bad. There are some dancing, some singing, some talking about cross talk, and some doing magic tricks. There are even some who sing opera, play the violin, and play the piano. Show the best side of your child.

They sat there all morning and watched other people's performances, and then we all went to the school cafeteria to eat together, and then there was a lunch break, and after the lunch break, it was Niannian's turn to play.

Little Brother Zhang and the others didn't take a rest. After there was no one in the room, they began to set up the performance stage. After Zhang Yao installed the projector and sound system, it was Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf's turn to put on makeup.

As for Brother Zhang, he is the simplest. He just needs to lie on a small bed in a cardboard house and pretend to be a grandma, so his props are only a wig. Just eat and pop out of the wolf's stomach.

The most troublesome thing about makeup is Xiao Ma, he has to be completely dressed as a wolf, while the other little wolf, Nian Nian, just wears wolf ears as hairpins.

When the lunch break was over, the rest of the parents came one after another, and the class teacher also came.So this good show has finally begun.

"Is everyone here?" Zhang Yao asked the head teacher next to him, "We'll start when we're all here."

The head teacher roughly counted the heads, then nodded to Zhang Yao.

Zhang Yao went to the door of the room and closed the door, then pulled the curtains like this, and then took out a remote control and clicked it. Immediately, the whole classroom was rendered into a 3D forest effect by the full-scale slide projector, and all the children and parents gathered together. Qi's "wow" came out.

And as several circulating fans blow out the fragrance with the smell of the forest, the immersion of the whole scene is directly full, and the children who are the audience in this dim forest hold their breath .

On the stage, birds chirping, cicadas chirping, and even the sound of gurgling water appeared in the stereo. Then the lights slowly turned on, and small flowers and mushrooms began to grow on both sides. So far, everything is normal.

When Little Red Riding Hood played by Lei Long came out from behind the scenes, the audience burst into laughter.I saw this 1.8-meter-eight handsome guy wearing a tight little skirt, wearing a red scarf around his head and carrying a basket on the stage, and the laughter from below didn't stop for a moment.

The surrounding scenery began to change with the footsteps of Thunder Dragon. When he came to the fork in the forest, a giant wolf suddenly jumped out. This was the giant wolf played by Xiao Ma. With a fierce light, drooling stared at the corner of "Little Red Riding Hood", looking more real than a real wolf.

The children in the room were startled all of a sudden, some timid girls had already tightly grasped the arms of the parents around them, and even some parents were terrified by such a scene.

However, all the tension collapsed with the appearance of the cute little wolf played by Nian Nian. The little wolf girl walked up to Little Red Riding Hood with the wild wolf. Where is it?"

The "Little Red Riding Hood" who was picking mushrooms said with a smile: "My grandma is sick, and I'm going to deliver food to grandma."

"Then where does your grandma live?"

"My grandma lives at the end of the lane."

The tone of the middle-aged man here deliberately pretending to be a little girl and the disorganized rough voice caused a roar of laughter again, and even the head teacher laughed beside him until tears flowed.

But at this time the screen suddenly switched, Little Red Riding Hood exited, and the little wolf girl and the wild wolf took the trail to grandma's house. After a while, the little wolf girl licked her lips and looked down at the wolf. The wolf immediately understood, and then saw the wolf slam it hard. At the same time, the sound of breaking the door and grandma's exclamation came from the stereo.

In the next scene, the clanging of the bed board, the rattling of teeth crushing bones, and the heavy panting of beasts tearing their prey could be heard from the stereo.

Although this scene was not directly presented, the sound effect combined with the light and shadow directly frightened everyone's nerves and made them feel hairy.Until suddenly a gust of red liquid was splashed on the window of the paper house, and the accumulated emotions were finally released. The young audience below screamed in fright, and the crying became one. Subconsciously covered his eyes.

When the lights turned on slowly, the 3D effect of the scene had switched to the inside of the room. The bed was messy, and grandma had disappeared, but the little wolf girl was licking her lips, and the white pockets in front of her clothes were all covered in red. traces, and the bedding on the bed had already been stained red with red blood.The wolf lay under the bed with its back facing the audience, but judging from the clicking sound, the wolf was eating grandma's body.

This has already frightened the children below, and the parents didn't expect a small performance in the class to be so involved. It is too scary to say that any children's version of a horror movie can be said in the past. a little.

At this time, Little Red Riding Hood entered again, came to the door of the paper house and knocked on the door.When the little wolf girl saw it, she immediately picked up the hair on the bed and put it on her own head, then got on the bed and covered her with the quilt.

"Come in."

The immature voice that intentionally imitated the old man came from the stereo, and then the old door hinge was opened with a creaking sound, and the 1.8-meter-eight Little Red Riding Hood walked in: "Grandma, I'll bring you something to eat." gone."

Afterwards, the plot returned to the normal plot of Little Red Riding Hood. The children and parents finally breathed a sigh of relief, but when Little Red Riding Hood exited and brought the hunter played by a mouse, the atmosphere on the scene began to change strangely again.

The hunter rushed into the room, pointed the shotgun in his hand at the little wolf girl on the bed, and shot twice. Hearing that the wolf whose master had been killed jumped out from under the bed, he started to fight with the hunter.

During the fight, the hunter's arm was suddenly bitten off and pulled off. The tragic scene caused the audience to scream again, but at the very moment, Little Red Riding Hood grabbed the gun and shot the wolf to death.

The hunter also lay motionless on the ground due to excessive blood loss, and then Little Red Riding Hood threw herself on the bed and cried for grandma, then Little Red Riding Hood seemed to think of something, took out scissors and other props from the side, and began to cut something.

It was another silent but creepy scene, and even Little Red Riding Hood took out a strange thing that looked like a human body from time to time, and after he put everything on the bed, Little Red Riding Hood took out a needle and thread and began to sew , one stitch at a time, combined with the lightning and thunder outside, it was like the scene of Frankenstein, where another group of children were frightened and cried and cried.

And when the exciting BGM stopped, suddenly the pieced-up dummy on the bed with a white wig sat up like this, Brother Zhang returned within a limited time... Then grandma and Little Red Riding Hood hugged each other and cried.

At this point, the show was over, and then Little Red Riding Hood, Grandma, Little Wolf Girl, Bad Wolf and Hunter all stood up, the lights in the room came on, and a group of people bowed down on the stage.

The scene was silent for a few seconds, and then burst into warm applause.

And this paragraph was photographed on the Internet, and the popularity was as fake. Within half an hour after it was posted, the whole Internet was boiling. Some people said that this is a cult that will scare children, and some people said that this is based on the interpretation of the fairy tale itself. ,It is nothing special.

Controversies between the two factions continue, but such enthusiasm brings a lot of traffic, and in addition to the content, there are also people who specially set up Zhang Ruinian's children's personal guards to call her, and the Yunyang Daughter Group was officially established today .

Of course, the grown-ups also got quite a lot of attention. The appearance of Thunder Dragon and Little Red Riding Hood attracted imitation from all over the Internet.

In just one day, their followers on the entire network have reached 1000 million, becoming the biggest hit this year.

And then a series of small daily clips of their lives were also released. Anyway, in just a few months, Brother Zhang became the most popular person on the Internet again, but unlike other people who sell goods when they become popular, they not only Not selling anything isn't even very welcome for people to interfere with their lives.

"They want to see us display superpowers." Thunder Dragon commented there, "How the hell do we have superpowers? How about I teach them how to practice?"

"Aren't you? That's okay too?" Zhang Yao smiled with a burrito in her hand: "Online apprentices?"

"Try it." Lei Long took a sip of his drink: "Promote traditional culture! Isn't this just an opportunity?"

"So where do you plan to start teaching?"

"Let's get started." Thunder Dragon said after a moment of silence: "Then do I have to dress up like a fairy?"

(End of this chapter)