What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 270
"Hey, why do you look like a human today? I don't usually see you so human-looking."

After Thunder Dragon came back, he saw Xiao Ma wearing glasses and sitting in a corner with a notebook. He looked very serious, as if he was doing something.

"My article went viral." Xiao Ma raised his head and said, "The TV station called me and asked me to participate in a debate program."

Lei Long laughed: "You? Just you? Are you going to debate? Are you so aggressive that you can't kill everyone?"

Brother Xiao Zhang asked with great interest, "What's the topic?"

"On whether the world needs a savior."

"Then where are you from?"

Xiao Ma turned the notebook over and showed it to Xiao Zhang: "I am against the side. My point of view is that the world does not need a savior at all. No one can save the world. The most people can do is save themselves. This is my seven-year The paper I wrote before has now been dug out, and I will prepare for it when the time comes."

"Master of Philosophy is amazing." Lei Long was sour when he spoke. Xiao Zhang dropped out of school in the second year of junior high school, and he came out to practice after graduating from elementary school. He never had the opportunity to study in school.

So sometimes when discussing culture, Thunder Dragon is always at the bottom of the chain of contempt, and if you rank according to education in the twelve spirits, no one would have thought that the number one would actually be Sister Gou, and even less so. You will think that Sister Gou's major is materials science, and she has a doctorate in materials science.In other words, the dog who knows how to take a bath all day is an advanced talent who has participated in the research and development of domestic stealth coatings and received a bonus. The reason why she has such outstanding talents is actually because she is researching various When the material affects my tracking ability, I accidentally found that the material that affects me more can absorb radar waves, so...

Anyway, it was by accident that the research progress of the domestic stealth coating was accelerated, but she was very nerdy in nature, so she returned to Chang'an Lane at the most beautiful time and took a bath all day.

The second place is Shan Da Wang, Shan Da Wang is a nouveau riche despite his appearance, he opened a KTV and speaks a stone lion accent all day long, but in fact, Shan Da Wang is a top student, he is Linguistics, Fossil Anthropology, and Biology are three majors, the highest graduate degree, and the most advanced institution is Cambridge.

Xiao Ma is the third, a graduate student in the Department of Philosophy.

The fourth is Niu Niu. Niu Niu is also a person who has gone to college, with an ordinary undergraduate degree.

The rest can be said to be rotten fish and rotten shrimps. Brother Xiao Zhang is in the second year of junior high school, Lei Long is in the fifth grade, Mouse is in the third year of junior high school, and Aji is in the second year of high school. I don’t know the rest, but I don’t think there will be any greater breakthroughs. up.

"Some people don't want to interfere with the elementary school level, it's boring, really." Xiao Ma chuckled: "Don't tell you to think about the world, just ask if you understand the words here."

"You're amazing, you went to school."

Thunder Dragon's mouth is very fast, but he has never won in this matter, because he is really uneducated, and this is one of his few shortcomings and weaknesses. It is a bit sad to mention it.

The injured Thunder Dragon approached Xiao Zhang, pointed at the pony and complained: "Look at this man, he is really incompetent, he doesn't know how high his tail is, you can take care of him."

Brother Zhang turned around and picked up a grilled sausage and stuffed it into Lei Long's mouth: "I'm not educated either."

Hearing what he said, Xiao Ma turned his head and said: "It's different, you are completely different from some people. You can think and study here all these years, while some people have not been serious for many years. Juanshu, but there are certain people who travel thousands of miles to pick up girls, and there must be ex-girlfriends within a radius of ten kilometers, such people should be uneducated."

Lei Long pointed at him and cursed: "You hit me, did you hit me?"

"I didn't mention you. There are people like this everywhere."

Lei Long snorted, muttered, and cursed for a while, then suddenly remembered something, picked up the phone and sent a message to Niu Niu, after sending, he put down the phone and said to Xiao Zhang: "By the way, Mouse's apprentice I escaped from prison, it’s so realistic that I can bypass Zhang Yao’s crystal prison.”

Little Brother Zhang smiled: "Don't underestimate the heroes of the world."

"That's a hammer hero."

After talking, Lei Long came to the window with his sausage and looked out. It was drizzling, but there were two people standing under the big phoenix tree outside the window. They were Chen Shi and Yu Heng. It was drenched by the rain and looked extremely embarrassed.

"What are those two doing?"

Lei Long chewed the sausage and turned to Xu Wei: "How long have they been in this situation, have you been to the hospital?"

Xu Wei laughed loudly, and replied after a long time: "They are fighting here with their minds, and they will stand there for three or four hours every day."

"ill."

While they were talking, Xiao Ma got up and went to the back room to take out Daxia Longque and Xuanyuan Xiayu and put them on the table. While drawing the posture of the two swords on the paper, he muttered: What are you talking about, and then suddenly you will hug one of them and kiss, it feels like a pervert.

"Silly beep." Thunder Dragon scolded.

While talking, Niu Niu ran all the way and rushed in: "Brothers, boss, I'm coming!"

As he said, he took a bag from his armpit, and sat down in front of brother Zhang: "Boss, didn't you say you were going to college? I just called the principal of the school here and said that it will cost [-] million yuan. Can you add another library to give me five places? He said that it is possible at any time, and he will let you report tomorrow."

After speaking, he took out the faxed admission notice from the bag: "Specially recruited."

Brother Zhang: "???"

Seeing Xiao Zhang's confused face, Niu Niu looked back at Lei Long: "Ah, brother..."

"Ah..." Lei Long scratched his nose and came over and coughed twice: "Is this the thing, I plan to go to school, I thought it would be unreasonable for me to go alone, so..."

Xiao Zhang pointed at himself: "Do you look like a student?"

Not to mention, it's pretty similar.Wearing jeans, sneakers and a cheap T-shirt, isn't this the favorite freshman template for seniors?

But Xiao Zhang doesn’t feel like him. He has a very strange self-perception, that is, he himself is ugly, and he has no advantages in appearance except for being a little taller. One of the hottest Internet celebrities so far, more than [-] girls call him husband through the screen every day, but he always maintains this strange cognition.

"If you don't want to go, then I'll try it." Lei Long smiled: "Is there anyone else who wants to try? Will the mouse go?"

The mouse who was picking up materials raised his head: "Go away."

"I'll call and ask Aji, maybe Aji is interested."

Lei Long called Aji, but Aji said that he was giving lectures to his young apprentice, and that he might soon recruit a new apprentice to make up for the loss of the second general.

Lei Long turned around and found that he was the only one going, so he walked out with his hands behind his back, and after a while, he brought three people over. One was the zombie brother who wrote novels, and now he had to eat it every five months. Nandalong's dragon skin soup can always maintain the appearance of a normal person. In order to write a novel, he decided to experience college life.

One is Yang Junfeng who can make money in Nanhe. He said that although he has been to college, he has nothing to do recently, and Master Pi has run away again, so it is not bad to go with him.

There is also Yuheng who is drenched in water. Lei Long told Chen Shi that university is a place to quickly exercise his mind, and that that place is the best starting point for worldly experience.

In this way, Lei Long tricked Chen Shi's precious apprentice over.

Xiao Zhang looked at these people, and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, but he was used to it. Lei Long was never a quiet master. He only had 3 minutes of enthusiasm for everything, let him go. There is no news about finding the Spirit Snake so far, so that's all. After being blown up once, he never went out to find someone again.

They sat there and started chatting with Niu Niu. When they went to school tomorrow, Xiao Zhang greeted Xu Wei, and then he called Nian Nian with his lunch box, and rode a small electric donkey to the hospital to deliver the food.

Although Niannian doesn't speak too many words, she has to visit Zhang Yao every day. She likes that big sister very much, so brother Zhang will take Niannian to visit every day while she is lying in the hospital bed. Zhang Yao on the board.

After the past, there was only Tianhu King sitting there. He saw Brother Zhang coming and said with a smile: "She has built a steel plant with an annual output of [-] tons, and has monopolized the coal resources around Mount Tai. In a few days God, she will be going to Zhuolu Central Plains."

Brother Xiao Zhang laughed, handed him the lunch box, and sat next to him: "How is she doing?"

"Not good." The Sky Fox King shook his head and said, "Although the soul is temporarily saved, the injuries on his body are too serious. If the medicine refined by the Divine Cauldron is useless, then we can only use the last resort."

"what?"

"The body of a mortal is not like ours. As long as the consciousness is still in the body, their consciousness is attached to the body. Without the body, there is no soul, and it just disappears. And her body It can last up to 20 days, and if the medicine of Shending is useless, it can only live for 20 days." King Tianhu held the lunch box with both hands and bit the chicken head inside: "The last way is to complete the upload of consciousness. She created a parallel world alone. Then she was brought over from that parallel world, and her body was sent to that world, so that neither the principle of non-resurrection nor the conservation of matter would be violated.”

Little Brother Zhang blinked his eyes quickly. He suddenly realized that he was unfamiliar with this world. With his mind-changing ability, so many celebrities who evade taxes and are imprisoned in the sewing machine.

Sitting there contemplating for a long time... Brother Zhang suddenly didn't know where to complain about this guy.

Tianhu King also finished eating the chicken at this time, raised his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "No wonder Liu Liyue is unwilling to go home, this chicken is eaten every day, which fox is willing to go back to eat raw meat again."

"Do you eat raw meat?"

"Sects that worship the moon are not allowed to make fire, okay, and we are foxes, what do foxes eat if they don't eat raw meat?" Tianhu King took out the Kuoluo he bought and took a sip: "I originally wanted my second brother to become the throne Yes, but in the end the oracle chose me as the fox king of the day, and I was really tied to Q. They know how to make up stories all day long, saying how noble and rare the fox king is, isn’t this nonsense, I’m just a I'm just a little fox who is greedy for the world of mortals, what I like most is the world."

"So you turn a blind eye when the fox clan intermarries with others?"

"Hahahaha, who says it's not. It's just..." Tianhu King's eyes gradually became lonely: "Short-lived species can't grow old together after all. I just reached middle age after living 1 years, and 1 years ago, human beings still held Stone Spear is chasing the mammoth."

The Tianhu King is holy, noble, and majestic over there, but Xiao Zhang knows that these little foxes who have become attached to their family, except for the second and fourth are more serious, the others are either lazy or slippery or mean or funny Humorous, the Tianhu King in front of him is Lao Qi, the one who likes to talk nonsense and is humorous.

Speaking of this, Tianhu King paused, and pointed to Zhang Yao on the bed: "Actually, there is no way, but the difficulty is very high, and after completion, she may no longer be an ordinary person."

"how?"

"Corpse refining." Tianhu King looked at Brother Zhang: "If the divine cauldron fails, you can just find someone to refine her into a drought demon. It's as difficult as climbing the sky for others, but it shouldn't be a problem for you." Well, Qing Lingzi, I also know that the art of refining corpses is the best in the world, you leave it to him."

Brother Zhang shook his head again and laughed, pointing to Zhang Yao on the hospital bed and said: "She was so strong, conceited, and proud all her life, and she would not allow others to change her body."

"Understood, then get ready. If you can't refine the medicine, go straight to the crematorium. I can help her continue this monstrous dream for a few more times as compensation."

Brother Zhang sat there without speaking, just sighed softly.

At this time, the Tianhu King laughed and patted Brother Zhang on the shoulder: "I'm just kidding, it's not that exaggerated. If the medicine fails, I'll take her back to the mountain and sea world. Do you remember Jinsiliu, Liu?" Xian'er. She is a good stitcher, although she may not be as flexible as before, but she will not die after all."

Brother Xiao Zhang smiled and punched him: "Being the Fox King is still startled all day long."

"But after all, it's not as good as the original body. It's better to use the divine cauldron."

And at this moment, two mysterious looking foreigners walked out of the international airport. They only carried a cup of bag with some handicrafts in it. After walking out of the airport, they got into a taxi. Then use a translator to translate to the driver and say to take them to the largest local cemetery, but the damn translator... just translate this cemetery into a cemetery.

So the driver turned his head and looked at the two foreign comrades who had traveled thousands of miles to pay homage to the cemetery with reverent eyes, and then kicked the accelerator and drove them to the largest cemetery in GZ.

The best necromancers in the two best secret organizations of the great rotten empire just stood at the gate of the cemetery. They could feel the unparalleled power surging from the ground. Excited and excited, I climbed over the wall and walked in.

And that night, everyone in GZ City heard the resounding sound of bugles...

At four o'clock in the morning, Miaozi answered a call, saying that there were two seriously injured foreigners here, and he didn't know what was going on, so he asked Miaozi to go and have a look.

When the mouse went to the hospital and saw these two, they were devastated... That really meant that there was no good flesh in their bodies, one had already fallen into a coma and the other was still somewhat conscious, and kept chanting about Val Halla, Valhalla's.

"What does Valhalla mean?"

Mouse's deputy took out his mobile phone and looked it up. He scratched his head and said, "It should be the word Valhalla. In Norse mythology, it is the Hall of Valor in Asgard, the kingdom of God."

(End of this chapter)