What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 274 Zhou Miao will never be a slave unless food and shelter are included

Humans are actually very interesting creatures. After experiencing a more exciting life, it is difficult to return to a peaceful life. I have experienced Zhou Miao who can talk to small animals, and now I feel that I can’t hear the voice of the dog boss. Very unaccustomed.

She tossed and turned on the bed for a long time, always wanting to chat with the dog boss. She knew that the dog boss could understand what she said, but she couldn't understand what the dog boss was saying at all. This feeling was very bad.

In this way, she tossed and turned in the morning, her eyes were swollen, and after much deliberation, she finally decided to give it a try.

She dialed Mouse's phone number, and the two agreed to meet somewhere, and then she expressed her appeal.

"My requirements are not too high. The first one is that you have to return my superpowers. The second one is that I have to take the dog boss with me wherever I go. The third one is that you put your ID card on me and I have to take a photo. If something happens to me, I will tell my sister to call the police."

It was the first time that Mouse had encountered such a situation in his life. He sighed and took out his ID card to take a photo of Zhou Miao, then said helplessly, "Is it okay now?"

"Well, when are we leaving?"

"Now."

"what?"

"Oh, wait a minute." The mouse smiled, then picked up the phone and sent a message back: "Let them prepare."

"them?"

Zhou Miao's little heart was pounding, she held the dog boss's tail tightly, causing the dog boss to bark, and the mouse obviously noticed her nervousness, sat on the bench and laughed: "No need!" So nervous, over there said to give them half an hour."

After finishing speaking, the mouse twisted a small jar of cinnabar mud with his fingers, and then pressed Zhou Miao's forehead. Before Zhou Miao could react, he heard the voice of the dog boss in his ear. .

"You're pushing too hard, my tail is about to fall off."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Zhou Miao quickly let go of her hand, and then asked, "Do you think the person next to you is reliable?"

The dog boss turned his head to look at the mouse, and the mouse was also looking at him, then the dog boss continued to turn his head to look at Zhou Miao: "I've heard people say that men don't have a good thing on the side of the road. good stuff."

"That's true."

"You guys should be a little bit better." The mouse leaned back on the chair: "When we get there, I'm afraid you won't want to leave."

And after half an hour, a message was sent over there saying it was ok, Mouse replied that it was received, then put away the phone and said to Zhou Miao, "It's ok, let's go."

"By plane? Or train?"

"Close your eyes."

"what?"

It was the first time for Zhou Miao to enter the Illusory Realm of Spiritual Illusion. She felt her body lighten up, just like the feeling when the elevator was going down. Then when she opened her eyes again, she found that the place she was in had changed. Just now it was Hangzhou with light rain. And this is just a moment of closing your eyes, the whole scenery is completely different.

Taking out her mobile phone, she found that her location had changed from Hangzhou to GZ, but before she could be astonished, she heard the sound of pulling firecrackers one after another, and then Zhou Miao saw it in astonishment. A bunch of strangers stood there spraying fireworks over her head.

"Ah this..."

And when she was confused, the dog boss she held in her arms suddenly broke free from her arms, and rushed straight to the big white dog squatting not far away, watching this side. The mouse screamed when he saw this scene: " Ah don't..."

But before he could stop him, the dog boss who was about to smell the big white dog's butt was already kicked by the white dog for more than ten meters, lying on the ground howling and screaming, Zhou Miao rushed up to pick up the dog boss, and saw that he was angry Ruo Yousi said: "That Xiaobai...so beautiful."

"Go to hell." Zhou Miao threw it on the cushion next to her.

After a while, the dog boss continued to stand up, and came to the big white dog staggeringly. This time, he learned how to behave. He ate again.

Zhou Miao felt that the dog boss would not be able to survive today, so she quickly went up and grabbed the collar around its neck and forcibly carried it to her side.

"Let's go, let's talk first."

The mouse took her into the small restaurant. At the moment, Little Brother Zhang was processing tonight's main course raw pickles. Zhou Miao saw Little Brother Zhang at the first sight as soon as he entered the room, as well as Xiao Zhang in front of the counter Sitting Leilong, Leilong is tall and has long legs. Xiao Zhang is dressed in a white chef's uniform and fits neatly. It is very seductive to look at.

"Oh, there is a handsome guy."

However, neither Lei Long nor Xiao Zhang seemed to pay much attention to her arrival. Lei Long continued to chat while Xiao Zhang was still dealing with the remaining hundreds of crabs.

"What's the matter with you, this attitude is too indifferent." The mouse walked up to Thunder Dragon and asked in a low voice: "The new spirit snake is here, at least you have to show it."

Lei Long didn't speak, just turned around lazily, probed into the counter and picked up the lunch box: "I'll deliver the lunch for you today."

Brother Zhang nodded, and then never raised his eyes again.The mouse pursed his lips, but he didn't know what to say. He knew it very well in his heart, but it didn't matter whether he said it or not now.

"Get familiar with the environment here first, and I'll arrange a place for you to live in."

The mouse got up and said something to Zhou Miao, and then went out by herself, and Zhou Miao looked up at the decoration and layout here, and Brother Zhang who was handling the food, she wandered back and forth curiously.

"I said, is this the new spirit snake?" Rhubarb, the guardian god of the ceiling fan, asked curiously from above: "It doesn't look very smart."

"You are not very smart, your whole family is not very smart." Zhou Miao raised her head and said, "Boss dog, scold him!"

The dog boss raised his head and looked at Rhubarb fiercely, and then barked. Rhubarb jumped off the ceiling fan and came to the countertop. Without saying a word, he slapped the dog boss on the face. The dog boss immediately hummed Humming, he looked up at Zhou Miao.

"How can you do it with a cat, it's too unqualified!"

Zhou Miao said unhappily, "Look how you beat my dog."

Only now did Brother Zhang slightly raise his head and glance at Zhou Miao: "Sit."

Zhou Miao didn't know why she wanted to sit, but after hearing the handsome boy's "sit down", she sat down on the chair with a puff, and the irresistible feeling made her look at Brother Zhang in amazement.

"Have you had breakfast yet?"

"No……"

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, and then took out a bowl of noodles from the side and put it in front of her: "Eat a little at noon."

Zhou Miao picked up the noodles and glanced at it. It was hard for her to understand what the word "eat a little" meant in this place, because this bowl of noodles not only contained various seafood, but also a large chunk of thickly cut beef, which almost covered the entire bowl of noodles. The mouth of the bowl is covered, and it is tender and juicy when you bite it down, and there is a milky and sweet taste, and the noodles below are added with crab claws, shrimp roe, and delicious seafood soup. , the cost of this bowl of rice is estimated to be 200 yuan.

And this is just something that people eat casually.

Zhou Miao ate the noodles attentively, while the dog boss was starving, not long after, Xu Wei took out a portion of cat food and poured it into a small basin in front of the dog boss.

"Did it bite?" Xu Wei watched the dog boss whine and eat the cat food, and wanted to reach out to touch the dog boss, but was worried that he would bite, so she asked.

Zhou Miao hadn't swallowed the noodles yet. After hearing the question, she quickly raised her head and said, "Bitting is not biting. It's very close. But elder sister, think about it. Its voice is like a person coming into the middle." Nian's strange uncle, are you sure you want to touch it?"

Xu Wei quickly withdrew her hand and laughed a few times: "Eat slowly, I'll go over there first."

After Zhou Miao finished eating, it was time for everyone to get acquainted with each other. In fact, this was just a preliminary process. Everyone exchanged names. After all, from a familiar environment to an unfamiliar environment, it took a few days to get used to it. .

Zhou Miao, she didn't know her well, she was quite wary of everyone, except for her name, she hardly revealed any other information about herself, and then she just sat in the corner and swiped her phone to chat with the dog boss.It's just that the dog boss has been thinking about the big white dog he saw just now, and he is always a little out of his mind.

"I'm not talking about you, you're a middle-aged dog, and you're still so lecherous. If you want me to see that not only are there no good things in men, but you also don't have many good things in your male dog."

"I don't want to, but it's really beautiful."

The dog boss was obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate himself, Zhou Miao dismissed it: "You don't even look at you, she is a fairy living in the world, you are a porter of dung on the street, look at her for nothing It's the same as jade, look at you, it's as yellow as papa, you're too embarrassed."

Her words didn't make the dog boss react. After all, the aesthetic difference between humans and dogs is more terrifying than reproductive isolation, but it made the pony sitting next to him burst out laughing.

"Sister, what you said is wrong. The love of beauty is such a thing. You can't use this method to stop others from pursuing beauty."

"Whether it's a human or a dog, you have to correct your attitude. Look at it." Zhou Miao pointed at the dog boss: "Is it possible that a 38-year-old family has four children who work overtime at night until 03:30 in the morning and want to eat a bowl of rice noodles?" I have to figure out whether to add two more pieces of dried tofu as social animals?"

The pony licked his lips, and looked at the dog boss... Not to mention, this long list of adjectives is really appropriate, this is the standard wild dog template, and the more important thing is that it is all yellow , except for a circle of white hair on the top of the head, which looks like alopecia areata. Coupled with the thick face, it looks like Uncle Yu who hasn't had a face lift. The whole face is drooping, looking There is a sense of decadence in middle age.

It's sad, but it looks really funny...

Xiao Ma simply put down the phone, looked at Zhou Miao and said, "Sister, you must be suffering from such a poisonous mouth."

Zhou Miao's complexion changed, and she lowered her eyes slightly: "What's wrong with me, I eat well and sleep well."

Xiao Ma just smiled slightly: "That's good. By the way, didn't you tell your friends to come here? It's Wang Qi, Hong Aixia and the others. Will they worry about you?"

Zhou Miao frowned, and looked at Xiao Ma vigilantly: "You investigated me? What kind of organization are you?"

"Investigation is necessary, and you will know later." Xiao Ma leaned there, looking at the ceiling: "Because no secrets are allowed between the twelve spirits, any secrets will affect the synchronization rate of the snake spirits, you understand What do I mean?"

Zhou Miao shook her head, and at this moment Little Brother Zhang raised his head and said, "Porridge, come here."

"It's not porridge, it's Zhou Miao." Zhou Miao got up and came to brother Zhang, "Are you their boss? What kind of organization are you?"

Brother Zhang looked Zhou Miao up and down, then nodded, "You haven't awakened yet, have you?"

"Ah? I can hear small animals talking, and I can control people. Does this count as an advanced ability? But why are you different from them?" Zhou Miao looked at Brother Zhang curiously: "Where is your spiritual line?" ? And why do you have strange things flowing all over your body?"

Brother Zhang laughed, then shook his head: "You need to get used to it for a while."

"Are you recruiting a waiter here?" Zhou Miao looked at the small blackboard at the back: "Can I do it? How much salary can you pay me, no five insurances and one housing fund."

Little Brother Zhang was stupefied by her all of a sudden: "You want to be a waiter?"

"It's about making money, it's not shabby." Zhou Miao turned her head and pointed at the pony and said, "And I don't think you are a bad person, but you have a sense of intimacy, much better than the others."

Brother Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Yes, but it is the one who recruits people to manage accounts here."

Following Xiao Zhang's fingers, Zhou Miao found the ceiling fan guardian Rhubarb, and the big fat cat squatted on it with only one eye open, looked at Zhou Miao and said, "Then you should know me now, I am the Warden of Darkness, Lord of the Gardens, of War and Harvest..."

The long list of titles made Zhou Miao's head swell, and then she asked Brother Zhang dumbfounded, "You cat is so wordy."

Brother Zhang narrowed his eyes and smiled, he knew that Zhou Miao couldn't tell whether Da Huang could speak human language or just communicate with her like other animals.

"It's a bit wordy, he can also curse people." Xiao Zhang laughed.

But no matter what, Zhou Miao settled down in Chang'an Lane after all. Even if she hadn't fully awakened, but after all, only three of the twelve spirits hadn't appeared.

Jade rabbit, golden monkey and blue sheep.

If you look for it, you will definitely not find it.These few can't be located by rats like the spirit snakes, that's because of the guidance of the last remnant soul of the previous generation of spirit snakes, Brother Zhang also knows why Thunder Dragon is unhappy, because the last remnant soul was consumed, and the next generation A generation of spirit snakes really don't have any proof of existence in the world other than memory.

Even Xiao Zhang himself was not so happy, even if the new Spirit Snake had already appeared.

"You can work here first, and I will introduce some regular customers and colleagues to you in the evening." Brother Xiao Zhang paused for a moment after finishing speaking: "Also, don't use your cleverness here, you will be punished."

(End of this chapter)