What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 282
"Being the Twelve Spirits is actually quite simple. The Twelve Spirits, after all, are just a few things. Most of the time they are just eating and waiting to die. You look at them glamorous, but in fact, nine out of ten are waste."

Lei Long, who was kneeling there, was patiently explaining to Xu Wei how to be the Twelve Spirits. After all, he was an apprentice, so he didn't hide his words. Dragon can still say something useful.

"Including me, I'm actually a waste. It's nothing more than relying on a good background and an innate advantage. If you spread out the combat power, the Immortal Corpse Jie can hang up the twelve spirits and fight. Although I am not convinced, I have to admit it " Lei Long scratched his chin and continued: "But don't be discouraged, the twelve spirits also have advantages, each of us has someone above us..."

Xu Wei looked at Lei Long in astonishment and said, "Huh?"

"You may not know why it is good to be born with the twelve spirits. Here it is. Let me just give a few examples. Let me just say that the Thunder Dragon in the first life is the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Leisheng Universalization Heavenly Venerable One of the three dragons that the incarnation of the Antarctic Changsheng Emperor sat down, Leibu is here. Hehe, I really can't beat it, I can't call Leidi, I can call my two brothers, it's not impossible, it's a bit of face There are still some." Lei Long continued to whisper: "Eldest sister, my big cat. The Huniu of Fuhu Arhat, Gongshuban's crush, and the worshiping sister of the God of Wealth and Wealth. Is this a big deal?"

"Ah..." Xu Wei covered her mouth and looked at Lei Long in disbelief: "What about Brother Mouse?"

"He is really a mortal, but his master in the first life is already famous, and he is Master Bai Ze in the Heavenly God Group of the Mountain and Sea Realm."

"Wow!!!! Bai Ze's apprentice!"

"Ang, it's awesome." Lei Long sighed and said: "The twelve spirits you saw were all fighting and killing, but whoever becomes the twelve spirits is all due to the world's way of life. This is the world. The first One of Dai Shuangsha, my dog ​​sister. The backer is Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, this is easy to know, it is Erlang God. The twelve spirits can be said to be filled with people from all the upper and lower three realms."

Xu Wei nodded again and again: "Then... that is to say, although the twelve spirits say that we are the guardians of the human world, in fact..."

"Oh, that's right." Lei Long patted Xu Wei on the head: "The apprentice is not stupid, but in fact it is the product of everyone's stalemate. In the end, you just give me two and I give you two, and everyone joins together. So the twelve spirits There are also relatives. I have the best relationship with my two sisters and the mouse. The pig has a bad relationship with anyone, because he is from the Nether Demon Realm. Except for the Holy Master, he is obedient to the twelve spirits. , Horses and snakes have a good relationship, because they are all from the cafe over there, from the Kunlun Department. Anyway, you will know in the future, so take your time to figure it out.”

"Oh, I see."

"That's right." Lei Long suddenly thought of something, turned around and said to Xu Wei: "Although I am very crazy, there is one thing I dare not touch, that is, never 1V1 with Qing Lingzi, you won't be able to beat him." .”

"That's right, you always say Qinglingzi Qinglingzi, I know this name, I haven't heard of it in detail yet."

"As for Qing Lingzi, it's a legend. He was born in Kunlun Mountains, and he destroyed Kunlun Mountains again. He was enlightened by the Holy Master of the year when he killed evil and became demons. It’s almost a fairy already. My eldest sister and I fought to the death to fight him fifty-fifty. This is only after I changed into an awesome body. I didn’t see enough before.” Lei Long sighed dejectedly: “ He cursed and cursed, but I actually accepted it in my heart. Qing Lingzi's skills, spells, body, weapons, formations, and illusions are all top-notch, a pure hexagonal fighter. The Twelve Spirits lost to him back then. On the surface, I broke through the formation blindly, but in fact, the Twelve Spirits were really at the end of their battle."

"But how could such a powerful person be buried by Qin Shihuang?"

"Sister, that's the real dragon's luck, blessed by Kyushu. The Holy Mother of Yaochi shook her head when she saw it. What can Qing Lingzi do? Twelve golden people cast it and shake the immortals and demons." Thunder Dragon said with a smile: "In the Under the great luck, the strength of the individual is like a game."

"Oh...that's it. I'm still so nervous."

"Why are you nervous?" Lei Long fumbled in his pocket and took out his mobile phone: "You write down these numbers, if you really can't call them, just shake them."

After taking down the number, Xu Wei asked curiously, "Who are these?"

"The 36 generals of the Thunder Department, everyone will give me some face. Besides, there are scarce successors now, and no one is willing to suffer in practice. You are a true disciple of the Thunder Department, and everyone has to treat you as a treasure." "Lei Long said with a smile: "I told you, Jiang Hu is a man of the world. You called and reported that you were Lei Long's apprentice. I can't fight now. I beg my uncle to help him. "

"and then?"

"Then? In ten seconds, thunder travels thousands of miles. Our old Wen family has nothing special, just to protect our weaknesses."

Xu Wei let out an oh, and then knelt beside Lei Long, and chatted about some irrelevant topics. Lei Long said that it didn't matter even if he was stripped of his identity as the Twelve Spirits. Xu Wei asked him why, but Lei Long She didn't say it clearly, but just asked her to think about what it means to be sophisticated, and said: "Let's put it this way, if you are an official under the emperor, it doesn't matter if you are usually greedy and slippery. But you have to do something when it is time to do it." , you have to do things that the emperor can't open his mouth to do, and you have to happily carry the blame that the emperor can't bear. No one dares to blame him and no one will do things for him. Even if the whole world thinks you are a jester or a treacherous minister, as long as the emperor thinks that you do this job well, then you are a top employee. It's your turn When someone tries to mess with you, the emperor will come out to protect you, don't worry."

"Ah... so complicated?"

"People are so good at the world. Do you really think I saved Zhang Yao? Let me tell you clearly that Zhang Yao was saved by the one who baked sausages in front." Lei Long laughed and said in a low voice: "Why did you save her? It's because she is so tall. Is it beautiful? Of course not, in that position, the little fairies in the world can choose, such as peach fairy, apricot fairy, and Tianzhao god, as long as he is willing, he can change more than ten or twenty in one night, and it will be fine after a round. It will take hundreds of years. Why? Isn't it because Zhang Yao really does something, and what she does helps the Holy One relieve his worries."

"But isn't Sister Yaoyao doing it for herself to make money?"

"She's much smarter than you, that bitch knows how to use self-interested behaviors to benefit others." Lei Long knelt there and laughed happily: "Look, let's pick out a few things at random. A spirit sword stone , It seems to be for profit, but in fact it is to help Ma Tahua open up the relationship network of various sects. The prison seems to be a huge profit, but it solves the serious problem for the head of the twelve spirits. Reform Chang'an Lane, you think she is trying to cheat money, but you can tell by looking at the scale and plan of the renovation. This is redesigning the base for the Twelve Spirits. Not to mention that she is doing her best to take care of the little princess in Chang'an Lane, even for her The emperor didn't say anything, but the emperor saw it. Not to mention taking in a few demon gods, and wasting so much money on such useless things as Pi Ye and rhubarb. These are either the people and things that His Majesty is worried about, or the celebrities in front of His Majesty. If it is someone else, who can understand?"

"It's so complicated... I thought..."

"Don't you think, there are no things in the world like you think." Lei Long put his hands on his knees: "Everyone thinks I am a fool, but think about it, if I am really a fool, go to The first time you were slaughtered by Hei Guanyin, you should be Thunder Dragon. Do you understand what I mean?"

"But isn't that because you were injured at work?"

"A work-related injury, a work-related injury with a hammer." Lei Long curled his lips: "Does he still know that the spirit snake is not at Xiao Baga's side at all? Rats can be found, how can he not know? Of course he knows, he just doesn't want to look for it, even if it is He issued the order, but he still didn't want to look for it. Because the new spirit snake came, the former little sister was completely gone. He blamed himself for this for many years, and he didn't say anything. I ordered the spirit snake The mission of the snake, and then go out to wander, that is to travel by order. If you can’t delay it any longer, there is no way. It's useless."

"So that's how it is..."

"Then why did he take back your words..."

"Haha, you are so stupid." Thunder Dragon said in a low voice, "You can figure it out for yourself, I won't talk about it."

Xu Wei groaned, thought for a long time, and then suddenly slapped her thigh: "It's for the sake of accepting Brother Mouse's speech spirit."

Lei Long smiled and said nothing, his eyes were full of relief: "Understood, no matter how kind and easy-talking he is, he is also the master, the head of the family, and the emperor of the secret law world. You can be unscrupulous, but you have to stay in awe and ponder. There are no fools in the twelve spirits, even that stupid cow."

"He...he really doesn't look smart."

"Aren't you really smart? Think about it. What was the first gift he sent over?"

"Postcards."

"What's your brother Zhang's favorite?"

"Postcard." Speaking of this, Xu Wei suddenly realized, and looked at Lei Long with disbelief: "Ah... so he knew it all!"

"Sometimes cleverness doesn't have to be expressed in a shrewd way, and clumsy cleverness is more attractive. Who doesn't like a loyal and honest person." Thunder Dragon sighed: "You, there is still a long way to go. You must sometimes think that Lao Tzu is a fool, right?"

"Ah? No!"

"There must be, but it doesn't matter. You just need to know that Leifa Tianlong is the No. 1 spell in the world."

After finishing speaking, Lei Long looked at the sky outside: "Go away, you have to get up early tomorrow, don't lose me in the future."

(End of this chapter)