What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 294 The Old Man Tour Group Departs
"What is the Magic Federation?"

This time, the mouse was sitting in the crystal prison to interrogate these two magicians. There were originally three of them, but one was burned by Aunt Liu, and the mouse had already verbally criticized Aunt Liu.

And the reason why he chose to interrogate in this place is because the remote control of the eighth generation and not the ninth generation Merlin made the suspect die suddenly on the spot, and the Crystal Prison is no joke. If it can still infiltrate here, then Tomorrow, the mouse will go to Zhang Yao for after-sales service.

"The Federation of Magic is an organization after the integration of the Ministry of Magic and the Witch Association of various countries, replacing the functions of the original Ministry of Magic. It has integrated the Ministry of Magic of many countries, and now its full name is the Anglo-Saxon Federation of Magical Businesses. It has two headquarters, each in London. And New York, the person in charge of Dunlon is Merlin, the person in charge of New York is very mysterious, there is no specific information. The only branch in Asia is in Xiaobaga, which is now renamed Tokyo Magic Board Game Club, but it is actually the former Ministry of Magic. Now the Magic Federation."

The one who answered the mouse was not the wizard on the opposite side, but the king of the mountain who came to assist the mouse as an interpreter.

To be honest, even the wizards themselves were amazed by the profound knowledge of this oriental man. He was even able to memorize the magic weapons and magic circles they used proficiently, and he couldn't fool him even if he wanted to.

"Is there any bend?"

"You can't develop it if you have one. You don't know how strong my goddess Mazu is." The King of the Mountain laughed: "The number one goddess in the world, okay."

The mouse was silent for a moment, then laughed: "That's right."

The interrogation continued. In fact, it was the same as the two Necromancers last time. This time, the three are also Necromancers. Bad brain or bad luck, anyway, there is always something that is not good. The first time they came here, they were summoning souls in the Hall of Valor, and the sun was burning in the abyss. Up to now, the old couple who greeted the Charger is still in a coma In the middle, the doctor said that it is very likely to be directly in a vegetative state, and the chance of waking up is extremely slim.

And the second group of them learned the lesson, did not do unnecessary things, and directly used the black tiger to dig out the mouse's lair, but how to put it, it can only be said that they died before they left the school. If it didn't go smoothly, it was wiped out by Aunt Liu, the Disciplinary Committee.

"It's really a bit miserable."

King Shan looked at their confessions and shook his head with a smile, "My mother Liu is still strong."

"That's right, she almost became my teacher's wife. Brother Zhang has to call her a aunt when he sees her." The mouse folded his arms and turned his head to the King of the Mountain and said, "By the way, how many people are in the mother's fire prevention team now?"

"Mama Liu, Aunt Sun, Aunt Zhou, Aunt Han, Aunt Yang."

The witnesses of the mouse wrote a row of super-nice names on the record - Liu Xiwu, Sun Miaoling, Zhou Mixian, Han Shuiyun, Yang Huan'er.

Seeing this row of names, it is really difficult to equate with the appearance of aunts and aunts who usually work hard for their sons and grandchildren, and go back 40 years, when these aunts and aunts who were five or sixty years old were in their prime At that time, the lists were all famous people in the Jianghu. They may not have the vigor of the past due to the passage of time, but one thing to say, the abilities of these little old men and old ladies are really not bragging. Chang’an Lane is a place where Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is said to be modest. The original intention of Chang’an Lane itself is to provide a shelter for these people, a small circle that belongs to them, so that such people will not be left behind in the eccentric lights and shadows of the city. middle.

But now that people are being bullied to the top, sometimes it is necessary to let them understand what kind of ghostly place Chang'an Lane is.

The mouse pondered for a moment, then took out his mobile phone and called brother Zhang: "Boss, apply for a project."

"What project?" Xiao Zhang asked on the phone.

"It's just... You see, the uncles and aunts in Chang'an Lane haven't organized any activities for so many years. I want to organize these aunts and aunts to go out and have fun."

Brother Zhang let out a long sigh: "Don't make too much noise."

"Yes!"

After hanging up the phone, Miaozi dialed the number to Huniu with a smile on his face: "Sister, I, Miaozi, call for money."

After the money arrived, Mouse directly typed a plan in the office and passed it to Huniu, then he went out to eat supper with the king of the mountain and then went home, and there was an interrogation. Since they are playing like this, then Have a good time.

Early the next morning, Mouse set up a small table at the entrance of the alley, and chatted with Aunt Liu and other key members of the neighborhood committee there.

"You guys have seen it too. It's been so many years, and I didn't say to take the neighbors in the alley out to play. This time, my brother Zhang agreed, saying that we will pay for a trip with uncles, uncles, aunts and aunts. This is Registration form, how many of you are troubled?"

As soon as they heard about such a good thing, the aunts of course volunteered. They themselves are the land protectors of this place, and everyone knows everyone. After their whole morning's work, Chang'an Lane has come to life.

"Anyone over the age of 40 can sign up. The Holy Master paid us to go out and have fun." Aunt Liu greeted everyone, "That old man over there, come and sign up."

Soon all the old men and women gathered under the big sycamore tree, discussing in a hurry, the above said that they are going to travel to Europe, the board and lodging expenses are all included, the whole journey is picked up by car, and even the travel items are included. Well, it was a plane when I went there, and I took a luxury cruise ship when I came back. The whole journey took about three months.

These little old men and old ladies were very happy. In one morning, 30 to [-] people signed up, and the rest of them who didn't sign up also went back to discuss with their sons and grandchildren.Waiting until it was time for lunch, Chen Shiliu walked under the big phoenix tree to look at the registration form, and then greeted Aunt Liu who was dozing off: "What is this?"

"Go out and play. The Holy Master said that we haven't organized any activities for many years, so he will take us to Europe for a while. It's a rare opportunity, do you want to try it?"

Chen Shi looked at the tourism projects and countries on the form, and thought for a while, thinking that he said he traveled around the world, but he never went out of the three-acre land in Asia, and the farthest he had been to was Vietnam. , the old drunkard was actually a little tempted.

"Board and lodging included?"

"Everything is covered, people said, we only need to bring a change of clothes, and everything else is covered."

"Can you drink?"

"I don't know much at first glance, even if the Holy Master has opened his mouth, can he still check your sip of wine?"

When Chen Shi heard this, he smiled immediately, nodded hurriedly and said, "If that's the case, just sign up if you want to."

In this way, by the afternoon, more than 50 people had signed up, and on the third day, there were more than [-] people. The tour group of [-] old men and old ladies is not a small group. Scalp tingling.

"Mother Liu, isn't there too much of this person?"

"Why? Not enough money? Then where do you want me to put my old face? I'm blown out, how much is the difference? If there is a difference of one hundred and eighty thousand, your mother Liu will make it up for you."

The mouse groaned: "Could it be a matter of money? Just say, such a group of old men and old ladies, if they go out for three or four months, will their bodies be able to bear it?"

"Boy, don't look down on people. Those sick mothers Liu didn't let them sign up. Those who can be taken out are all in good health. If the law doesn't allow it, we can fly over by ourselves. "

"Hey, you're still flying by yourself, a group of old geese, right?" The mouse put down the list: "Okay, that's all there is, but this time you're going to be a little bit more involved, and when the time comes, take care of it outside, and I'll let them find a few Excellent tour guide."

Speaking of this, the mouse specially emphasized the tone and said: "Mother Liu, don't make trouble for me outside!"

Of course Aunt Liu agreed happily, patted the mouse and said, "How can it be, we are all half buried."

After everything was ready, probably on the morning of September [-]th, three buses slowly loaded up the old men and women who had been waiting at the entrance of the alley for a long time and took them away, and the mouse didn't care about money, anyway. With the money approved by the above, a top tour guide from the top travel agency in the country was invited to lead the team. Before leaving, he told the tour guide that there was nothing else to do, just let these uncles and aunts eat, drink and have fun, nothing else.

This list is very large, one opening is enough to feed the travel agency for two years, so all the gold medal tour guides patted their chests and promised to take care of these uncles and aunts comfortably.

As for the exit procedures and so on, travel is all professional. Firstly, grandpa and auntie have no criminal records, and secondly, they will not do anything bad. Moreover, they can stimulate consumption there. The procedures on both sides are very fast, basically. You can fly directly from HK to London without stopping.

And when they left, there was a little episode, that is, Chen Shi, the No.1 uncle, actually got motion sickness. After getting in the car, he took three motion sickness pills. The old man and lady were singing and dancing in the car, and he slept like a pig.

After watching the group of uncles and aunts leave, the mouse took a long breath, but at this moment the pony came up and whispered: "Is there anything wrong?"

"What's going on?" Mouse pointed to the place where the bus disappeared: "You don't know what those trucks are transported out of, do you? As long as the upper three realms don't interfere, they can tear the continent of Europe apart."

"Then what about the intervention of the Upper Three Realms?"

The mouse pursed his lips and laughed, turned his head and glanced at the black-skinned Dalailai who was buying fried pancakes in the nearby breakfast shop: "Then throw the Feathered Serpent over there."

"Hold the grass..." Xiao Ma gave a thumbs up: "It's still you who are ruthless."

In this way, a group of old men and women who are harmless to humans and animals rushed to the vast Europe, and Chang'an Alley without the old men and women suddenly became deserted. The old man enjoying the cool shade under the tree did not see the scene where he was so noisy because of a move of chess.Even the food in the alley is a little less fragrant.

"Speaking of which, these old fellows can be regarded as old-timers in the current practice world, right?" The spider spirit and the centipede spirit leaned against the big sycamore tree and chatted. They were old enough, but because they had to go to work, they could only bear the pain I gave up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and now I can only say something sour when I meet here: "I don't know if those old arms and legs are still strong, don't die on the road."

"You have forgotten when they pushed you to the ground and beat you, right?" Centipede laughed, and then suddenly saw the white lady strolling past them.

"Your Majesty, won't you go out and play around?"

The white lady glared, "Am I that old?"

"Stop making trouble, you are over 2000 years old, and you are the top in Chang'an Alley."

"Look for a beating!" The white lady picked up a branch and rushed over to do something to beat the centipede.

The centipede laughed and let go of the performance of King Qin's circle around the pillar, but was stopped by the big spider: "Speaking of it, don't you think something is wrong? I just caught a few British guys who caused sabotage a few days ago, so I sent these gangsters away. The old beast was released, and I feel a little wrong."

"You think they don't know, let's move their muscles and bones." The white lady threw down the branch and said, "They have been bored for decades, and the world doesn't respect them much. What kind of place is this? Those barbarians dare Come to disturb? Let me see, they are going to go out this time, I am afraid they will make a mess."

"Then let's wait and watch the news?"

"Look."

Several monsters laughed together, then packed up their things and went to work.

In the evening, the business of the small restaurant is particularly good, because there are no parents, grandparents, and grandparents to cook at home, so the young people in the alley directly use it as a canteen, and there is an endless stream of people coming and going.The shovel of Xu Wei's fried rice rubbed sparks on the iron plate, and sometimes she even needed to stir fried rice with her left hand and her right hand with egg fried rice.

Mouse was sitting in the back room holding a bottle of beer and playing with Huamaoyi while drinking. At this time, Aunt Liu in the group posted what they looked like after they boarded the plane. The most conspicuous one was Chen Shichen who was always in a coma. Boss.

"Let me tell you, your master has never been in a car before." The mouse turned to Yu Heng and said, "He slept from morning to night."

"Master... After all, he has lived for hundreds of years, so he is more or less resistant to these new things." Yu Heng shook his head and said, "You can't blame him, after all, he can cross the Yangtze River with a leaf, and let him take a plane. Riding in a car is somewhat aggrieved."

The mouse sneered, and looked up at Brother Zhang: "Well, I just hope that the ninth-generation Merlin can sleep well."

Brother Xiao Zhang smiled and shook his head. These old men and women really don't have a fuel-efficient lamp. With their current posture, I really don't know what will happen.

But there is no big problem. Although they were all overlords in the Jianghu back then, they are old now, but they are all smart. The saying that Jiang is still old and hot is not a joke.

The rest is to wait. As for safety, Xiao Zhang is not worried, because their strength is far from reaching the level where they need to be blocked by the upper three realms. If the gods over there intervene, then I am sorry, children fight Adults can't intervene, once they intervene, it will become a battle between two families.At that time, it will be the turn of the parents to go out and compete, and the western department is very ghostly, if they are not sure of victory, they will definitely be cowardly.

"Now let's turn to the fifth chapter of Chapter 6 of the Book of the Dead." Rhubarb squatted in front of a book and muttered: "A serious illness is like..."

Little Brother Zhang pinched its mouth, then pulled the Book of the Dead in front of it aside and closed it, and the mouse's face slowly recovered from paleness: "Don't mess with me! , you are going to be a fucking humanitarian disaster."

"The Angsa gang will die a terrible death." With a grunt in his throat, Da Huang seemed extremely angry: "I wish they could die!"

"I know you have hatred, but you really did this. Didn't you make it difficult for Brother Zhang? When the time comes, do you say whether to deal with you or not? If you deal with you, you will definitely die. If you don't deal with you, how will he manage in the future? Go to the Three Realms?" The mouse patted Rhubarb on the head: "Be patient for now, and I will have a chance to avenge you later."

And when they were surrounding Rhubarb and started persuading them, Lei Long strolled in cheerfully, and behind him he brought his little friend from the dormitory, and came over with a happy face: "Hello, comrades, long time no see."

"Hey, isn't this a big star? Why do you have time to visit the humble house today?"

Da Huang poked his head to look at Lei Long, and this talking cat directly shocked Lei Long's little brothers, but Lei Long said indifferently: "Come here slowly, there will be no live broadcast today. "

"How did you hook up with any female fans?" Xiao Ma turned around and laughed: "I'm afraid you have hooked up a lot, don't you?"

"Hey, you're really wrong. I wish there was that kind of little girl who is desperate for me, but now when I open the private message, the screen is full of male fans who are at war. Oh, hot eyes..."

Wherever Thunder Dragon goes, there is a sea of ​​happiness. With just one word from him, the whole small restaurant can be immersed in a happy atmosphere with him, and he doesn't know how to write ugly characters at all, so he turned around and pointed Xu Wei, who was at work, said to his younger brothers: "That is the elder sister, you have to go over and say hello."

The three younger brothers hurried up to say hello to Xu Wei, but Xu Wei was terrified. Suddenly, three strong young men rushed up and called her senior sister.

But Thunder Dragon laughed loudly, especially cruelly.

"You really don't look like a human being." The mouse sat up straight and said, "Did you come here today and bring some problems that only exist in the mentally retarded bar?"

Lei Long sat on the chair, ate the edamame of the mouse, and then asked: "I heard that you paid out the old man and the old lady with one stroke?"

"Team building."

"Tuanni Ma Mahuajian, I can hear your calculations in the dormitory. You are really cruel. Even that vile animal Ma Tahua can't think of such a vicious method."

Xiao Ma knocked on the table next to him: "Alas, I am still here."

Lei Long curled his lips resentfully: "I want to go too."

"No." The mouse turned back mercilessly: "When you go, they will kill you. Have you ever died? And don't you look down on them too much? The rotten boat still has three or two nails, so don't seek death."

(End of this chapter)