What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 296 Journey to the West

"I think you want to die!"

The man was about to hit someone with his fist, but Brother Zhang was still eating slowly from the beginning to the end, as if he didn't pay attention to what happened in front of him at all. A flash of lightning flashed on Wei's body, and the guy danced a rainbow disco on the spot.

But just when Xu Wei was about to make a second attack, the man quickly waved his hands: "Don't, don't, don't...stop! It's an old man!"

Hearing his voice, Xu Wei's expression became strange: "Pippi?"

As soon as the words fell, the man turned into a 1.5-meter flat-chested loli with a bang, with five tails swaying behind him, and then she rushed over and hugged Rhubarb's head: "The old man is back!"

Rhubarb kept struggling in her arms: "Let go of me! Let me go quickly!"

Master Pi laughed, threw it aside, pulled a stool and ran over and began to eat: "Let me tell you, I took a taxi and came here as soon as I got off the train."

Xu Wei looked Pi Ye up and down, then pointed to the beautiful girl next to him: "Who is she?"

The girl quickly got up and bowed to them: "Hello, my name is Shan Huanyue, and I am Liuliyue's younger sister... My sister asked me to cooperate with her, I..."

Looking at the 1.7-meter younger sister who looks like a royal sister in front of me, and the older sister who can hardly tell the front and back of the meal with her hands, this world is really a little bit magical. There is something to say. The overall feeling is very uncoordinated, this can't be called sister and sister, this is clearly a mother with a daughter.

Master Pi said while eating: "Xiao Shisan, come on, continue to eat. The old man said that this food is very delicious."

As she spoke, she swirled another half bowl of rice into her mouth, and ate a bowl of shrimp, then leaned on the chair and patted her belly, saying, "It's great."

Sitting on the chair to rest for a while, Master Pi continued: "Where is Shan Shan, it's the old man's thirteenth younger sister. She is the youngest sister. Before leaving, she begged the old man to take her out to see the world, and the old man is like me. Dad said something, and then brought her out."

"Sister..." Coral got up awkwardly and bowed to everyone present: "I'm sorry, my sister is like this."

"Come on, why don't we know what she looks like?" Da Huang sat there licking her hair and said, "But Huang Pizi, what are you doing with your sister? Selling picture bags with you?"

Master Pi's hair exploded when he heard it, she stood up with difficulty and twisted her waist, and pulled out her five fluffy and fluffy tails from behind: "The old man is also a five-tailed spirit fox now, you bastard, tell me Be more polite, what do you mean by selling picture bags, what is the old man doing now? My sister came here to be the old man's assistant."

After hearing this, Da Huang laughed and rolled on the counter: "It's just you? You need an assistant for your dirty stuff? Take pictures for you?"

"What do you know, you country cat." Master Pi chuckled, "Now I'm the editor-in-chief of the Secret Law Daily anyway, what's wrong with hiring an assistant?"

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhang let out an oh, and he probably understood in his heart. He thought of the recently popular Secret Law Daily. This is an official account established by Mr. Pi relying on her strange website and Zhang Yao's capital injection. Now it broadcasts every day. What's new in the arcane world was originally used by a small number of local arcane circles. Now, with the help of continuous promotion, almost the whole of Asia is using this daily. Now, if Master Pi just puts out an advertisement, he can get tens of thousands of followers. Income is no longer what it used to be.

"However, your vigilance is really bad, so I fooled you casually." Master Pi held his younger sister's hand triumphantly and said, "How is it? Is this girl okay, old man? Look at her face, look at her face." Look at the skin, look at the hips, look at the waist, look at the buttocks, and ask if you are at the level of eight thousand bags."

This is the first time for everyone present to hear that someone would use the standard of Bao Ye to measure their blood relatives, but thinking that this matter was done by Master Pi, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

But how should I put it, Master Pi's arrival is really like a dragon suddenly swirling on a calm lake to absorb water. Although it is manic and clamoring, it seems to have dispelled the deserted and peaceful Chang'an Lane all at once. monotonous.

"Speaking of which, I heard that you Xu Dama stick took the gun of Thunder Dragon. Now it seems that you are not very good. You can't even break the old man's illusion."

Xu Wei rolled her eyes: "I have no experience."

"Hey, Brother Zhang, have you been cheated too?" Pi Ye lay on the table and said to Little Brother Zhang with a smile: "You can't do it either, is it because you haven't rewarded yourself for a long time that caused you to pay attention?" Not concentrated? It doesn’t matter, my younger sister is still the big girl of Huang Hua, so I will give you a cheap price tonight, and I will exchange her for you with a hundred roast chickens.”

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't say anything, he just stretched out his hand to pinch Master Pi's face and dug it out. Master Pi screamed in pain, and finally begged for mercy, so he was let off by Brother Zhang.

"From now on, you should take care of this old lady, she's not in a good mind." Half of Master Pi's face was already swollen, but he still put on a big sister's posture: "If she is cheated by a dog man, everyone here Everyone here cannot escape responsibility.”

Little Brother Zhang didn't speak, but after looking around, he raised his head and asked Da Huang: "Just one waiter is too busy right now, can I add another one?"

Dahuang's head flicked: "Why don't you use that white-skinned pig as a livestock? Let her have three heads and six arms to deliver meals."

Xiao Hei was taken aback, then raised his head: "Huh?"

Of course, as long as Xiao Zhang opens his mouth, all other opinions can only go through a process. After all, Rhubarb is just an accountant, and it can't interfere with the boss, so it is logical for Master Pi to arrange his sister with Xiao Zhang for the time being. Work.

As for asking Shanhu to be her assistant, she must be talking nonsense. After all, Shanhu doesn't know how to read, in the true sense, she doesn't have the experience of living in the world like Master Pi. As the youngest sister in the family , it is the first time she has been out of the world of mountains and seas since she was born. No matter how strong her learning ability is, it will still take more than a year, and she may not be as smart as Master Pi, so the time has to be further increased.

But other than that, another thing is that Mr. Pi directly skipped four tails and became five tails. This is very rare, because according to the logic, the average vixen is two hundred years old, and one tail is one thousand. Eight hundred years old is nine tails, although it is not necessarily a sky fox, but nine roots are very powerful.And when Master Pi and her were in her father's body, it was only 740 yuan, almost four tails, let alone five tails.

"Ah, this one?"

Mr. Pi grabbed one of his tails and explained in front of everyone: "The other day they asked the old man to be a witch and worship the broken moon all day long, and then the old man refused to go and hid in the statue I went to bed later, and then fell asleep and fell asleep."

Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced at Shan Huyue: "Say it."

Shan Shanyue looked at Mr. Pi with a strange expression, then lowered her head and said in a low voice: "Sister was sleeping under the altar that day, the high priest... that is, the elder sister didn't know, and everything went as usual and the sacrifice was held, and my sister was treated like this. The living sacrifice was sent out. At first, I thought my sister was gone, but on the third day...the Moon Goddess threw her back, and gave it to the high priest in a dream, saying that if you throw the messy things to her next time, she will descend to the sky. fine."

"And then she's just...she's like that."

The expressions of all the people in the room instantly turned into blank eyebrows... Even Rhubarb, who is also proficient in sacrifice, can hardly imagine what kind of top-quality product can provoke such a great grievance, and it is you who caused it... Master Pi.

"Oh, don't worry about such details." Grandpa Pi waved his hands loudly: "Anyway, I'm fine."

"So you were kicked out, right?" Xu Wei asked in a low voice.

Master Pi was holding a shrimp and was stuffing it into his mouth. After hearing her words, he waved his hand: "How can it be called driving! The old man is just too bored to live there."

And when she was talking, Shan Shanyue nodded beside her desperately...

Well, now it is basically certain that Master Pi was kicked out by his family, and as for why Coral Moon came out with such an evil animal?
"I... I was kicked out too." When Shan Shanyue was asked, her voice choked up: "Because I ate a gift from a distinguished guest to my king."

"What?" Xu Wei asked curiously, "What gift?"

"A peach..." Coral gestured out a plate the size of a plate: "It's so big, and... it's red, sweet, and very watery."

After hearing this, Da Huang rolled his eyes beside him: "So you ate the flat peach that Queen Mother Xi gave to King Tianhu, right?"

"I don't know what it is...but Wang was very angry and told me to go out with my sister."

It's really not that the whole family doesn't enter the house. Master Pi can see through the matter and forget it. I didn't expect that her sister is not a fuel-efficient lamp. Speaking of flat peaches, there are really not as many as imagined. 1 years There are only a few hundred, and there are probably only a few dozen that have the effect.The one that can be given as a gift must be a top-quality flat peach, which is even more precious among the treasures. I am afraid that it is because the Sky Fox King assisted Lei Long to save Zhang Yao.

Master Pi's family looks really interesting now, what kind of genes can give birth to such a configuration, this seemingly quiet little sister may not look like a fuel-efficient lamp now .

"Okay, don't talk about this matter. I heard that there are newcomers here? Let me see and see! Take me to see!"

As for the newcomers from Chang'an Lane, during the year when Master Pi was away, there were only two newcomers, one was a little snake, the other was a bull, and two unawakened twelve spirits.

"What's so interesting, you'll get to know each other in a few days. Anyway, none of them are normal." Da Huang pouted and said, "One doesn't treat money as money, and the other treats money as life. The two are pretty good."

Master Pi chuckled, then wiped his mouth with his fluffy tail and said, wagging his tail back and forth like this: "Is that handsome guy who treats money as money?"

"He's the most handsome man in the world with a box of money thrown at him." Rhubarb snorted coldly: "Vulgar! Unbearably vulgar!"

"Oh, that's right. I saw in the group, why did those old men and old ladies travel to Europe? I want to go too."

They chatted in a hurry, and Brother Zhang started to clean up. Seeing that, Coral quickly grabbed the dishes from his hand and rushed to wash the dishes, looking extremely well-behaved.

As for this group of people entering the European border, the most nervous ones are actually those guys from the west. They discovered these old men and women as soon as they entered the country, and then the early warning over there was directly raised to the highest level.

No reason, it's because there are more than one familiar face in this group of old guys. Among them is the magician who turned the world upside down and messed up the Papal Kingdom. The King Kong warrior who rubbed against the ground, and the magician who came to challenge the seventh-generation Merlin and said cruelly that there is no magician who can fight in England, and the illusionist who can trade with the devil world, etc...

These people are old, but their faces still make Europe tremble.

The Anglo-Saxon Magic Federation held an emergency meeting a few days ago to prepare for possible superpower disasters. All the knights, magic missions, and magicians were all on the alert, and even the ninth generation of Merlin invited out Four of the top ten artifacts of the Ansa Gang, namely the Holy Grail of Jesus, the Gun of Longinus, the Dead Sea Documents, and the Holy Book of the Ten Commandments.

Even so, they were still terrified. It would not be an exaggeration to say that they were trembling. Merlin Ninth even asked the military to use drones to track the whereabouts of these old people.

"Tomorrow there will be something on the headlines on the front page."

Master Pi was extremely excited: "You guys are really brave, and you are not afraid of them coming to the east again."

"Eastern Expedition!?" Rhubarb sat up straight and said sharply, "I ate them!"

"The God Realm is not allowed to interfere, but I don't think it's a big problem, right?" Master Pi looked at Brother Zhang: "Who is stronger if the people of the East and the West communicate?"

"I don't know." Little Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "Under the multi-god system, if you really go head-to-head, you may not get any benefits. After all, this is tantamount to fighting against the whole world."

Master Pi was silent for a while: "I'll shake people."

"You?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously: "Who can you shake? Even the gods and monsters cannot interfere."

Master Pi laughed: "You look down on people, don't you? You must look down on people. You will know when the time comes, and I will start shaking tomorrow."

But soon Master Pi was forced by Xiao Zhang's eyes, his laughter gradually diminished, and then he said slowly: "I'm going to shake the giant beast of the East China Sea..."

"Who?"

"From the sea, let Mr. Hai take the Di people there... There is only that murloc recorded in the Shanhaijing, Haineinanjing... Are murlocs always human? I am familiar with the murloc leader."

"The Di people seem to be particularly aggressive." Rhubarb said, "Okay, you can shake it quickly!"

(End of this chapter)