What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 361 What do people do when they are bored.

The weather is not very good today, and there are still no customers in the store. Xiao Zhang is laying on a recliner at the door of the store, and a few wild cats next to him are playing around under his recliner, and the old cat is squatting beside him and watching. Several of my own children were chasing there.

It was raining outside, with a gloomy look, windy and cold, which made people think of a word - cold spring.

The girls in the room are sitting around in front of the TV and watching movies, and Niannian is taking online classes. Only the little red dragon queen is left poking her ass and burying the bones she didn't finish eating last night in the flower bed next to Brother Zhang. , Said to dig out and eat when there is nothing to eat in the future.

At this time, there were a few noises from the backyard, and then Thunder Dragon's loud voice came over: "If you want me to tell you, how should this matter be settled? How can there be so many troubles? You have the privilege. Why? They Question? Ask them to catch zombies with bare hands and fight Cthulhu."

While talking, Thunder Dragon and Mouse came out from inside, the two of them walked through the small restaurant to the door, saw Brother Zhang lying down, and squatted beside him to chat.

"Boss, you come to judge." Lei Long pointed to the mouse and said to Brother Zhang: "I told him to set up a magic training school and recruit a group of people to strengthen the team. At the current rate of recruiting, recruiting can't keep up with the reduction of staff, and recruiting three dead five a year, there will be a fart in the end."

"Actually, it's not that exaggerated. Only two have been sacrificed in the past two years."

"You only recruited one person last year and this year, okay, it's still a spirit snake. What? You signed a supply agreement with Hades, right?"

The mouse sighed and said: "What you said is simple, but it is very complicated here, and it needs to be considered in many aspects. It is not what you think, and why did you start a new stove on the CD? Isn't there a little struggle here? Well."

"I don't care about the struggle or not. Struggle is what their officials do. Why do you forget why I went to you? One is to spread the branches and spread the leaves and develop the ability. The other is to punish the evil and promote the good. One side is safe. I promised well before, but now you are talking nonsense to me? Your leader brought me the phone, and I want to ask him if he is responsible."

The two quarreled for a long time, and finally tossed the argument in front of Brother Zhang. Brother Zhang happened to be in a very boring period, so he asked curiously: "Then if it really starts, I will go to class too." .”

He made Lei Long and Mouse speechless with one sentence, he went to class, who would teach him?Who dares to teach?What to teach him?Teach him to split the thunder in the palm of his hand or teach him to scatter beans into soldiers?If he, a person who created the world in an instant, took this kind of class, it would be tantamount to letting Mr. Yang Zhenning go to the first grade class of junior high school to learn Newton's first law. The teacher probably would have shivering calves.

"Don't make trouble. If you are really bored, go to Southeast Asia to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble and travel. This kind of class is really not suitable for you."

Lei Long said seriously: "This is a basic class, learning the introductory content of various schools, and basically there will be disciples from various schools to give lectures, they are all little Karami, let them teach the Holy Master, you ask Do they dare to be the master?"

Brother Xiao Zhang explained after listening: "But I really don't have any foundation at all. It doesn't matter if you learn from the basics. Anyway, there is no business in the store now."

The mouse still wanted to talk, but Thunder Dragon squeezed his ass, and then nodded: "Yes, yes, but the study class has not been completed yet, let's talk about it when it is completed, if it is impossible, let's do it ourselves."

At this point, the mouse actually has no position to refuse or justify. As long as Xiao Zhang nods, he has to make a report. It doesn’t matter whether he approves it or not. Give money to build the project.

Because Brother Zhang's words are equivalent to an imperial decree for them, there is nothing to say, and the execution is over.As for whether it is illegal, anyway, there is no such provision in the law, and it is up to Mouse or CD's brother department to manage it.

But the problem is that as long as they know this, it is impossible not to understand the Holy Lord, let them go to the Holy Lord's house, and they will be able to hang a row on the archway outside Chang'an Lane that night, worthy of the Tathagata and the Lord.

So at this moment, Thunder Dragon and Mouse both looked at Brother Zhang, waiting for his final instructions.

"Just make one and make one."

Mouse sighed, but Thunder Dragon clenched his fists: "Beautiful!"

Since this is the case, let’s not talk nonsense, the mouse directly reported to Chen Ting first, and Chen Ting was confused when he saw the report, and then he couldn’t make the decision, so he sent the report to the top again , Looking at it from the above, I originally wanted to reject it, but there are some knowledgeable people among them. Seeing that the report is reported in the name of the Holy Lord, it is meaningless to see whether the faction is fighting or not. Originally It took three to five days to complete the procedure, but it was approved in less than two hours.

However, although it has been approved, there are still some restrictions. For example, religious content and value content are not allowed, foreign personnel are not allowed, and those with unclean political background are not allowed, and commercial industries are not allowed to appear.

The explanation here is to not cause trouble, not to spread feudal superstition, foreigners and people with foreigners in their families are not allowed to enter, people with criminal records or criminal records in three generations of direct relatives are not allowed to enter, and they are not allowed to enter. Make money with this thing.

Although there are many clauses, Lei Long and Mouse can still understand them after reading them. After all, this can be regarded as educational content. With this little tuition fee, it is even more impossible for foreigners. This thing itself pays attention to its roots. In the past, let alone foreign countries, there were schools that did not even let them learn foreign surnames.

But this is a little troublesome, because of these things, many of them are detached from the teachings. For example, if you want to learn the Taoist school, you don’t know "Lianshan", "Guizang", "Zhouyi", "Tao De Jing", and "Zhou Yi". To understand "inaction", learning is equal to learning in vain.And these are all classic philosophical guiding ideologies, which themselves have values. In the words of the current dasabi, they are full of private goods, which will inevitably conflict with other classics and genres.There will even be conflicts and differences between different genres, which is really difficult to handle.

So if you really want to open this kind of school, you must choose one of the ideas as the leading one, and then explore the surrounding branch schools around this idea. How to do?There is so much conflict in the mentality, so you can't be angry at the Golden Crow and die of blood burst when you practice it?
"Wouldn't it be true that the Great Lama of Wudang Mountain resides in Shaolin Temple?"

Lei Long suddenly thought of a problem when he was compiling the list at night, then turned to the mouse and said, "How do you solve this?"

"I care about that. My dad wears Taoist clothes, and I also use Wen Wang Tiangang. You are also the righteous god in the lower realm of Leibu. What do you care about monks and lamas?"

"He Qiguang, same as dust, treasure." Thunder Dragon held his chin: "This problem needs to be solved."

The mouse raised his eyes and glanced at Lei Long: "That's actually very simple, let's let go of the restrictions. The various sects recruit students independently. We are responsible for training the court eagle dogs."

"You're a fucking eagle dog yourself, okay?"

"How do you say that? Imperial pigs and dogs? Imperial cattle and horses? They are guarding the home and guarding the orthodoxy. Eagles and dogs are already the best ones."

Lei Long thought for a while, and clicked his tongue: "That's still an eagle dog."

However, it is impossible to issue a paper order that is completely released, but the mouse is worthy of being a mouse, and his ability to exploit loopholes is really amazing. He sent a message to the personnel of various sects and factions, asking them to come to Chang'an Lane for a meeting within three days , saying that there is very important news that may affect their life and death to be announced.

In the next three days, the scenes of Chang'an Lane were very powerful. At first glance, it looked like the six sects besieging Guangmingding. If they hadn't strictly followed the epidemic prevention procedures, the local health and health committee might have gone crazy.

Anyway, there can be four to five hundred people coming up and down one after another, because they belong to different sects, and they all wear their own uniforms. , and even some local groups with strange clothes, such as girls from Miao Village in western Hunan who walk like wind chimes in silver ornaments, and ascetic monks who only wear short sleeves in cold weather. Anyway, everything is here.

"It's either the Six Great Factions besieging Guangmingding, or the Open Qualifiers of the King of Fighters Tournament. I never expected to be able to come to so many people." Lei Long sat at the door and recorded his name, next to him who had just completed the entry procedures The young sword master Yuheng, and next to him are a few Dabai volunteers who tested the nucleic acid.

"Can you stop talking nonsense?" One of Dabai turned his head, "You never talked about so many people before."

This Dabai is obviously the pony who was arrested to help, and the person next to him who is responsible for stabbing people's throats is the King of the Mountain. The two of them have been called to be volunteers for two days, and they have to work until midnight every day, and then finish One batch will be taken to Shan Dawang's bathing center for isolation. Anyway, he has all kinds of equipment there, and he can eat, drink and have fun. It's not a big problem to be an isolation center, and what's more important is that he has a super giant there. The conference room was originally used for the meeting of the Holy Master, but after that, the meeting was not held a few times, and everyone was used to holding a group to discuss things...

But it just happened to be used this time, or else opportunities are given to those who are prepared. The King of the Mountain who had no business at all, now made a lot of money this trip, not only with local subsidies, There is also the subsidy given by the Holy Master Fund, and I earn more than before.

As for the major sects, they were quite unhappy when they said they were going to be quarantined, but who knew that they would be happy when they saw the quarantined place. Based on their ability, the quarantine is just a response to the policy, and this time the quarantined place is luxurious. It's also interesting, with a large indoor swimming pool, KTV, steam room, and professional technicians washing feet, picking ears and massaging arms.

Except for a few ascetic monks who meditate and practice Qi in the room every day, who else is immersed in the ocean of happiness and cannot extricate themselves, and there are people floating in the 28-degree constant temperature swimming pool every day, no matter what monk or not, wear it The girl in the swimsuit is still fair and beautiful.

After the last person arrived, the mouse told them that the meeting would be held three days later, and the siege of the Guangmingding by the six sects in Chang'an Lane came to an end.

"I deeply understand what it means to open your mouth at the top and break your legs at the bottom."

Lei Long, lying on the massage table, enjoyed the massage, and said to the mouse and the king of the mountain: "I'm almost exhausted."

"what is it now."

"What can we do? Do it." Xiao Ma said on the massage table next to him, "Who told you to say that."

Lei Long sighed: "Little brother, you are still very young. Uncle told you, you can't escape this encounter, the superiors only need to get results, but we have to do things layer by layer like building a house." For the top cover, if any layer is missing, there will be no results in the end. If you do it now, you don’t need to do it in the future. The better you lay the foundation now, the more fruitful results you will have in the future, and the more satisfied you will be. The more power you have, the more things you can do, and the more things you can do, the stronger your foundation will be. Do you understand, after you have the power to cut first and play later, many things You can make up your own mind."

"What's the matter? Why do you decide on your own? You can't agree with your superiors?"

"Because the higher-ups only need results. You have so many foundations, you can give any result you want. The word "sit back and relax" still has many meanings." Thunder Dragon jumped on a technician on his back, stomping on him. Haw: "Why did you get punished last time, kid? Isn't it because you obviously didn't have the power, but you still did the thing that was executed first and then played. The same thing you look at the mountain king, you look at the big sister, you look at the mouse, they do it if they do it." It’s over, and then the report is over. It’s because you have no basis, and you directly gave the result. Then who can bear it, the eldest sister checks you, and the boss still questions you. question."

Xiao Ma would definitely go back, but the incident last time really hurt him, and he even began to doubt his ability. After all, in hindsight, he obviously could have a better and more reasonable way, but In the end, he still used that stupid method.

Should I say it or not, Thunder Dragon, the big inner guard, really knows the holy will. It is definitely suspected of bragging to say that he is the Golden Dragon King. Xiao Ma suspects that he is not the reincarnation of Thunder Dragon at all but someone The great eunuch came to the world in a soul transmigrated, otherwise no decent person would figure out another person's mind to such an extent, he can't describe it as flattering, this kind of person in any dynasty would have to be a chief executive at last, If you go up a little bit, you may be able to go directly to the level where the eunuch is in power.

The subsequent meeting went smoothly, and the method given by Mice was actually very simple, that is, taking advantage of a loophole in the system, that is, enrolling students collectively and studying separately. Each sect will have a certain number of places, and then they will be responsible for the selection, and then they will be selected The people who enter the mouse's side process to register a name, after the registration is completed, the people who belong to their school in name, but are assigned to different sects for training.

As for some places that are too far away or too far away, just set up offices or schools around them. Everything is based on students as the premise of thinking, let go of arrogance and abandon the past, and take the survival of the sect as the top priority. Put the problem in the face and hold the future in the palm of your hand.

And this mode of independent teaching is not common to all sects. Some sects who share the same classics, minds, and thinking must conduct unified teaching to save manpower and material resources. However, each sect can select a few outstanding abilities and cheerful personalities. The disciples of the school will train the students. In order to distinguish the different disciples of each sect, the school will also assign different students to different branches to study. In addition to taking public classes together, the details of each sect still need to be grasped by themselves.

"This teaching is a pilot project. I hope you can take advantage of this opportunity. You must clearly understand that the times are different. There is no advantage in practice. The inheritance of culture and the rise and fall of sects may In this experimental education project, the sects that are not well grasped are likely to disappear and disappear completely."

The mouse's words are extremely scary. You must know that the common point of all sects is that they are worried that their sect's inheritance will be interrupted. In the past few hundred years of the Dharma-ending era, they have seen too many mountain gates and sects that drift with the wind. It is said to be the tears of the times, so at this opportunity, they wish they could tie an iron chain directly around their waists. Every sect is thinking about how to get more inheritors back.

As for the previous model, it definitely can’t be used anymore. Now it’s hard to find an inheritor who is afraid of being melted in his mouth. Some sects even plan to advertise, "Choose XX sect and send a beautiful senior sister" .

But the mouse didn't bother to care about their fuss, anyway, if this matter was done in the end, he would most likely be included in the history books of the arcane world, and the identities of the twelve spirits were not as glorious as this history.Well, there are many people who can refuse the temptation of money, but there are really very few who can refuse to be famous in history.

"Finally, I would like to tell everyone here that the Holy Master Foundation will give you a certain amount of funds to each school according to the number of students enrolled to solve your worries, but after that, I expect to hold a school competition every year, and those with the lowest scores will be reduced or even cancelled. Enrollment quota and subsidy funds for the coming year. Please do your best.” The mouse smiled and picked up the manuscript in his hand: “Let me read the distribution standard of the annual subsidy. You’d better take notes, this is real money. The annual subsidy The standard is 80 per person per year for subsidy, including material consumption, magic weapon production, daily catering, etc., but if the second year’s score is 30.00% of the school, the subsidy will be reduced to 60.00% of the standard amount. If the position at the end of the year is 30.00%, the subsidy will be reduced to 40.00%. Each year, the bottom one, two, and three places in the sect will cancel the enrollment quota for the second year until the ranking rises again. If you rank the bottom one or two in three consecutive years and three, all subsidies and enrollment qualifications will be directly cancelled. If cheating is found, all benefits of the sect to which it belongs will be canceled directly, and the sect to which it belongs will be made illegal and banned.”

After the mouse finished reading, he said with a smile: "It means that it doesn't matter if you do poorly in the exam, you still have a chance, but don't blame me for not reminding you about cheating. The Holy Master will never condone this kind of behavior. When the school is gone, don't cry."

(End of this chapter)