What to do with a full-scale life

"The rich and the young in the metropolis commit suicide in depression, and who will lose the tens of billions of property."

When they saw the news headline, Qing Lingzi and Xiao Zhang looked at each other for a long time, then they put the phone back in their pockets in unison, and walked into a Japanese grocery store by the side of the road without saying a word. This Japanese restaurant is No.1 in the evaluation of the local rice bowl in Shanghai. Although I don’t know why they can make the Japanese restaurant No.1 when they swipe the order, but because of this little brother Zhang, I decided to come and try it. , it’s not stealing vegetables, besides, can the cook’s work be called stealing?That's called learning!

The two sat there eating sashimi, Qing Lingzi was still used to sitting on her knees, although she was wearing modern clothes, her temperament was really retro and luxurious, if she was a man, she must be a top-notch nobleman.

But none of them said anything. After all, they didn't expect the matter to develop to this point at all. They originally wanted to refer to how the young man who specialized in face slapping operated, but they just came from GZ to Shanghai after work. It came out that someone committed suicide because of depression, and no one really understood the whole thing.Now it's impossible to deal with the two of them, and Qing Lingzi is even more embarrassed, after all, he was recommended by him, and all kinds of sweet words to encourage the Holy Master, but now the bamboo basket fetches water...

"Don't blame the Holy Master, it's just bad luck. Let's find another one. I heard that there is a very daring person in the imperial capital. Let's go and see."

Brother Zhang held his chin: "I hope nothing happens to him."

In the early morning of the next day, WB hotly searched "XXX, one of the four sons of the imperial capital, was detained by the GA agency for suspected drug possession".

At the moment, Qing Lingzi and Xiao Zhang, who were drinking soy milk in the cafeteria, looked down at the phone, Qing Lingzi's expression was as uncomfortable as eating a cake: "Ah, this..."

He sucked his teeth for a long time and couldn't figure out why. Could it be that it was really fate?

"No wonder you lost before. I think there may be something wrong with your vision."

Xiao Zhang's words made Qing Lingzi feel ashamed to death, because this sentence is not as simple as denying his ability, it is negating his vision, and negating vision is indirectly negating his opinion, and negating opinion is actually equal to Totally denied it.

This is absolutely unbearable for Qing Lingzi!
"Holy Lord, one or two is no more than three, I still have one person to recommend!"

"Oh?"

At noon on the third day, the news headlines of the major entertainment sections revealed that a popular celebrity was arrested according to law for smuggling, tax evasion, pyramid schemes, and fraud. When people all over the country were guessing who it was, a team that contacted young entrepreneurs jumped out. To clarify, less than half an hour later, someone posted a photo of the young entrepreneur when he was arrested.

At this moment, brother Zhang is eating lunch, and Qing Lingzi is also there, but he dare not approach brother Zhang, and eats silently about 20 meters away from him. At this moment, Qing Lingzi has already planned Go to the prison and get rid of the guy from yesterday and the guy from today, at least that way he won't look too embarrassing.

Hmm... evasion is shameful, but useful.Because Xiao Zhang's character will not take the initiative to clear the spirit, and he can at least escape the inner anxiety after these three combos.

He is Qing Lingzi, when did he suffer this grievance, although he can choose to avoid the Holy Master now, but can he really hide from the Holy Master for a lifetime?So he really got involved with this matter, so he took out his mobile phone and sent a voice message directly to Sai Dongfeng, meaning to let Sai Dongfeng expand the intelligence network and screen it!Screen those who are like the hero of the novel.

Sai Dongfeng thought he was going to start the kidnapping business, and even questioned him carefully, saying that the meat ticket was going to die or live, Qing Lingzi angrily told Sai Dongfeng to go away and told him that he could not complete the task and come to see him first.

"You old thing is so powerful now, you messed up the business of the Holy Master, and you lifted my old lady's head?" Sai Dongfeng cursed in his voice as soon as he heard it: "Old and immortal, do you think you are still the Qingling you used to be?" My son? Feel your dog and think about it yourself. Your basic necessities, food, housing, transportation, your property, your company, your association, which one is not managed by my mother for you? Now you want to mention mine Head? If you dare to say such a thing again, the old lady will take people to defect to your deadly enemy, it will really make people sad."

When Qing Lingzi listened to this, his ears could not wait to leave the receiver 800 meters away. Even across the strait, he could hear the resentment gushing out from Sai Dongfeng. At the end, Qing Lingzi gasped, but he wanted to save face No, I know I said something bad, but it is impossible to apologize, no matter what.

So he just fell silent for a moment and then sent a voice: "You woman, who speaks obscenities all day long, what a disgrace!"

But after sending this sentence, Sai Dongfeng ignored him. Qing Lingzi thought for a long time, then sent a poking expression, and patted Sai Dongfeng in the three groups of him, Hei Guanyin and Sai Dongfeng .

Hei Guanyin spoke at this time: "What? The old couple are having a fight?"

Sai Dongfeng still didn't speak, and Qing Lingzi didn't speak either. The two of them were in a stalemate. In the end, Hei Guanyin circled Sai Dongfeng curiously, and Sai Dongfeng turned what Qing Lingzi said just now into Screenshots were posted after the text.

"Old man, this is your fault. There are only two people who can communicate with you. If you want one person today and another person tomorrow, the two of us are enough to kill you for two days. You still think you are the same person you used to be." Qing Lingzi who competes in the world? If you don’t correct your mentality like this, sooner or later you will be betrayed by everyone.”

"Qing Lingzi quit the group chat"

"He's not happy to say a few words about him." Hei Guanyin continued in the group: "This person is really bad, and he has too many problems. Next time I see him, I will talk about him. And you old lady Why are you comparing this with him? It's not like you don't know who Qing Lingzi is, he's capable and has a big temper, he's wordy and pretentious, and he's especially picky about words."

"It's a big deal to break up, who is afraid of whom. What's so great about him."

"Don't talk nonsense like that, you're still counting on him. When he gets too angry, I'll coax him back."

At this moment, Qing Lingzi, who was full of anger, didn't eat any food, got up and left the cafeteria angrily.And Lei Long, who was opposite Brother Zhang, had been watching Qing Lingzi lose his temper inexplicably and walked out. He turned to Brother Zhang and asked, "Who provoked him? This old dog is not easy to provoke."

Brother Zhang shook his head: "He said..."

After Xiao Zhang told Lei Long about all his experiences in the past few days, if Lei Long hadn't received professional training and knew that laughing at this time would lose merit, he would have already slipped under the table.

"My god...haha... no, you can't laugh, you can't laugh." Lei Long covered his mouth, as if farting: "He is really the chosen one, he belongs to the evil killer, okay?"

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't know what to say, so he could only smile reluctantly. After all, he also felt that this matter was outrageous, and he was sure that it had nothing to do with him, because he no longer had any active ability. Has the ability to change the process subjectively, so this is Qing Lingzi's ability.

Really a crime buster.

In the afternoon, Qing Lingzi did not know where to get a list and suddenly put it in front of Brother Zhang. It was full of strange names. Brother Zhang asked what they were doing, and Qing Lingzi replied that they were all Successful people.

But when Xiao Zhang found out that one of the remarks followed was that there are 2.5 million square kilometers of industrial parks in Africa, he suddenly became a little unconfident, and then picked up the calculator and calculated.

After the calculation, Xiao Zhang felt that it was a bit outrageous. The land of this big boss accounted for half of the world's land area. He silently raised his head and looked at Lingzi, and then asked, "Where did you get it?" list?"

Qing Lingzi picked up his mobile phone and pointed to it, "I read it from X Yin. He said in it that he has an industrial park of 2.5 million square kilometers, and he also broadcasted his mansion live."

This is the case of going to the doctor in a hurry... But the kindness is hard to stop.

"Then... just go and see him."

Seeing Xiao Zhang's affirmation, Qing Lingzi's complexion immediately improved, and he quickly went to Zhang Luo to lock the position of that person, but as his lock deepened, Qing Lingzi himself realized that something was wrong. Theoretically, it should be in Africa, but according to the calculation of the location, this person is actually in Luzhou, the Luzhou of Luzhou Laojiao.

When he took Xiao Zhang to meet the successful young people of this era, he found that the farmer with an industrial park of 2.5 million square kilometers in Africa was eating instant noodles in a rented house in an old city. Editing videos while eating, the room is full of all kinds of props and costumes, and the table is also full of all kinds of cheap food to satisfy the hunger. Although it looks like that, it is hard work.

Qing Lingzi looked at Brother Zhang in confusion, and Brother Zhang spread his hands and said that he didn't know why this happened.

Seeing that this is not possible, Qing Lingzi also ignored the danger of being discovered by the twelve spirits, and directly activated the hidden function in the spirit illusion, which is to display all the pictures you want to see in front of you at the same time. This may be the most efficient in the world. monitoring, but at the same time will expose their location.

Qing Lingzi usually doesn't use this function, but today he doesn't care so much...

And from the screens projected in front of him, it can be seen that the successful people he found on X Sound are either packaged liars, or fake products for popularity, or there is a glamorous live broadcast separated by a wall. Gayaozi's holy land in northern Myanmar.

Anyway, there is not a single successful person in his list, which made Qing Lingzi feel very frustrated. He suddenly discovered that in this era... even people like him Qing Lingzi have begun to not understand the truth No, after leaving Sai Dongfeng, he couldn't even match the vision of a high school student.

So sad, really.

Brother Zhang, who knew something tricky for a long time, patted Qing Lingzi on the shoulder at this time: "It's okay, I know you have worked hard."

This sentence made Qing Lingzi full of emotions. Although it added to his sense of loss, it really made him full of energy.

"More than five years but less than six years, right? You woke up from that era."

"Ah."

"It's already very good, not to comfort you." Xiao Zhang laughed and said, "If it were me, I would definitely not be as good as you."

"Holy Lord..."

He really...I cried to death.It was hard for Qing Lingzi to imagine that the Holy Master of this generation could be so gentle. He obviously behaved like a waste these days, but he didn't mean to blame at all, which made Qing Lingzi feel embarrassed instead.

But in fact, this is really not to blame Qing Lingzi. He has not dared to relax himself for five years. He is constantly learning, making up for the 2000 years he missed. It seems that he can perfectly integrate into this society, but for the vast amount of knowledge, five years is really just a drop in the ocean. There are still too many things he doesn't know and hasn't been exposed to. Time is limited but knowledge is unlimited. It's not surprising that Qing Lingzi looks a bit outdated now.

And even though he was a seizing body, his body was already dying when he was seizing the body and did not leave him with much knowledge, only some residual memories, so Qing Lingzi's present appearance is at least not incompatible with this era It's really been amazing.And his dissatisfaction is mainly because he has too high demands on himself.

"I can teach you when I'm free." Xiao Zhang said proudly, "I can't do anything else. I'm a professional at making short videos."

"Blessed by the Lord's grace!" Qing Lingzi clasped his fists and bowed.

After a period of time, Qing Lingzi ran to Xiao Zhang's dormitory at night. He couldn't teach the Holy Master because of etiquette, but the Holy Bishop had nothing wrong with him, and Xiao Zhang taught Qing Lingzi history, the Internet and many other things. Things Qing Lingzi had never touched before.

Sometimes when it was too late, Qing Lingzi would sleep in brother Zhang's living room, and no one would care about it for a day or two, but rumors would start to spread over time, after all, they seemed to be living together in the eyes of outsiders.

Fortunately, the two of them don't care much about these things, and Qing Lingzi's changes are also very obvious during the period of studying with Xiao Zhang. First of all, he can play the Internet very skillfully, and he can speak more and more like modern people. It's getting closer and closer, and those weird oral habits are gone.The more critical point is that he will no longer easily believe what he sees with his own eyes, such as those short videos...

What's more, he used to think that the Internet was omnipotent, but now he found that it was actually like that.

And in the process of teaching Qing Lingzi, Brother Zhang also discovered the terrifying learning ability of this boss.To be honest, Xiao Zhang thinks that compared with Qing Lingzi, he is like a human being and a more human dog. Unfortunately, the human dog is himself...

In the past, it seemed that he really had no one to teach him systematically, and he relied on his own groping. If he could find the right direction earlier, Xiao Zhang believed that he would definitely be able to come out of the entire technology company by himself.

"I have nothing left to teach you."

One day half a month later, brother Zhang suddenly said to Qing Lingzi, "I'll find someone else to teach you."

Of course, Qing Lingzi was grateful to Dade, and then Xiao Zhang brought a few friends from the past, first of all, the Demon God Legion headed by Zhu Zhenzhen, and now they have established their own private super detective agency, which can be regarded as a flourishing .

Followed by Yang Junfeng and Cai Gongzi of the mortal team, and Bai Mengjie who recently opened a coffee shop by himself. Although the former two have done gold panning in Nanhe, they still have something.

And when the mortal team arrived, they were charmed by Qing Lingzi the first time they saw her, and then pulled Xiao Zhang aside to thank you...

"Why haven't you heard anything about it during this time?" Xiao Zhang didn't respond to their compliments, but asked curiously, "It's been a long time since I went to the store."

"Busy, you know the relationship between me and Pippi. She came to the world because of me. She is my parasitic beast. Mr. Cai still can't forget his ghost wife, so we will concentrate on talking to Pipi now." Pi toss about the Secret Law Publishing House together, because your place is inconvenient, so our current base camp is at Mengjie's side, and you are always away, so we will go less." Yang Junfeng said: "There will be Are you free to sit down?"

"Yeah." Xiao Zhang nodded and pointed to Qing Lingzi who was chatting with Bai Mengjie: "Teach him some basic knowledge first."

"What are you teaching? Give some scope."

"Let's see what he asks you."