What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 426 It's Just Like a Dream

"You want me to be a guarantor?"

After receiving the call from Xiao Bailong, the King of God was very confused, because he didn't quite understand why this kind of thing needs to be guaranteed. Isn't the identity of the guardian enough to facilitate this matter?This made his square head unable to figure out anything.

"The thing is, let me explain it to you."

Xiao Bailong has a clear mind in his heart, but it is actually very difficult to explain this matter. After all, the matter here is one after another. To explain this why to this square head, you have to explain it to him from the beginning.

"Time and space trek? Do you know how low the probability of time and space is? One may be a coincidence. If there are so many at the same time, then it is impossible from the perspective of probability. Will you be deceived?"

Xiao Bailong heard that the square head was still questioning the probability at this time, he was so anxious that he almost jumped his feet, he really felt a little anxious, so he said helplessly after a short silence: "I don't understand What is probability, but now what you said is impossible has indeed become possible."

"Then, since you know it so well, why do you seek me to be the guarantor, and put forward the guarantor plan on the premise that you have already determined that this is not a scam. In human terms, is this just taking off your pants and farting?"

The square head has always been pursuing the optimal solution. It is really difficult for him to understand why someone would deliberately complicate simple things. This is actually not in line with natural logic, and it is a bit difficult to understand no matter how you think about it.

Although Xiao Bailong was in a hurry, as an assistant who was specialized in dealing with this kind of shit, he couldn't show his impatience. After all, he couldn't let that not very smart but also very irritable Princess Long San come with Fang Pian's head communicate.

So he could only endure the discomfort to explain to Fang Pian head what is sophistication, and facing Fang Pian head's doubts, he also seriously followed his way of thinking to answer.

In fact, this is not to blame for Fang Pian's head, he is a mechanical life form, and the mechanical life form seen in movies and TV can even fall in love with humans in the end. This is actually a purely idealized treatment, because for mechanical life, Their thinking mode strictly abides by the working mode of "the shortest straight line between two points", and the information will not be complicated, so as to ensure the processing speed and processing accuracy.

Therefore, it is ridiculous for them to belong to carbon-based organisms, and the behavior of carbon-based organisms with the most bends happens to be falling in love. A caterpillar has to dance to fall in love. It is very meaningless to put this kind of thing in the mechanical life, because they think that as long as the two parties leave pheromone to each other, and then filter to complete the relevant content, after all, the healthier the individual leaves, the more abundant and retained the information Longer, so that the reproductive needs can be fulfilled naturally.And the more advanced carbon-based organisms have more "aesthetic" factors in their mate selection criteria, this is simply going back as they evolve, complicating things that could have seen high efficiency.

"I can promise you, but I really don't understand the meaning of your actions."

"It's good if you agree, please leave this matter, and we will show you the relevant things at that time."

Xiao Bailong heaved a sigh of relief, then hung up the phone respectfully, and then he called Huniu again, because the money involved in this matter is too huge, and it may even hurt the entire Yaozu. Regarding the issue of operating costs, their behavior in the human world is actually like those state-owned banks making various commercial investments for pensions. They are all run by the monster clan in the human world for a long time.

Although they are really rich, with an overall value of about [-] trillion yuan, which is about the same as the median market value of a certain goose in the past three years, most of the money is apportioned among various investments in the human world. Investment has been tight for two years, and many projects are at a standstill. It is really difficult to withdraw so much hot money at once.

Therefore, if you want to have a large amount of cash in a short period of time, you can only turn to some commercial institutions, such as the Holy Lord Fund, the world's largest investment company that overwhelmed Berkshire Hathaway last year.

"It's worth talking to me about this kind of thing?" Hu Niu looked very puzzled on the phone: "Since when did the Lord become so worthless? You call the note, and it's over after you approve it." I really don't know what's going on with you?"

"That...you are also a demon clan, if this matter does not go through you, people will think you..."

Huniu didn't bother to listen to his explanation at all, so she hung up the phone, and after a short while, an agreement was sent over. The financial departments on both sides checked it, and the whole process from application to loan release took less than two hours, which was even more refreshing than that. It is easy for Xiao Bailong to take a photo on the bed with his ID card in his hand to get a loan.

"It's nice to have money." Xiao Bailong saw the extra money in the account: "Why are they so rich..."

"Two to three thousand years of operation, plus every orthodox dynasty will inject a very large amount of money into it for daily maintenance, to maintain the legitimacy of their own inheritance." An old accountant who was handling accounts next to him smiled at Xiao Bailong Said: "One dynasty may seem insignificant, but how many dynasties are there?"

This old accountant is a tortoise, old enough and knowledgeable enough, and he can be regarded as a respected senior here, so what he said is quite credible.

"Why? Why did they inject capital? Aren't they all finished in the end, they all disappeared."

"Hey, young man, you still don't know the concept of legal system, let alone support. If you don't have system, you won't have time to die. If you don't give this money, then this prize pool will become a fund to kill your whole family. Back then Even the Mongol Yuan and the Manchu Qing were willing to pay this money. This way, the subsequent dynasty would say that they would inherit the great rule. This money is for future generations to settle down and live. Only when the orthodoxy survives will it not be liquidated. Otherwise... hehe. "

"They human beings are so dark. If it were me, I would just kill them."

"To put it simply, there are not a few people who think like you. The most famous is Zhao Zheng. He was unwilling to eradicate this power. In the end, the Qin Dynasty was 14 years old. Later came the Sui Dynasty, who was also unwilling. He died suddenly in 37 years. Then there was a certain big head, 83 days. He couldn’t fight.” The old tortoise chuckled: “Do you really think that what they said about inheritance is just lip service? They really know how to do it. "

"I still don't understand, it's too complicated for me."

Xiao Bailong sighed, feeling that among the five realms, only the Human Realm has the most farts, but he had heard that the former Holy Master could control the situation in the world. In that handsome guy who cooks delicious food, I can't imagine how a cook could subvert the royal power...

But it doesn't make sense to think about it now. Anyway, when the money is in hand and the guarantor is in hand, the following things will be much simpler.

And just when Xiao Bailong was going to go to Princess Longsan to return to his life, he was suddenly summoned by a golden scale, and the bewildered little Bailong was summoned to the dragon clan's patriarchal meeting.

He is here, but Princess Long San is not.And the four patriarchs of the dragon clan sat on top of him, among them Changchun Kui, the great patriarch, glanced at him, chatted with the other patriarchs, then raised his chin at Xiaobailong: "From tomorrow onwards, you will succeed as the leader of the demon king." job."

"Ah?" Xiao Bailong looked blank: "Me? Patriarch, this is too hasty..."

"It would be reckless to ask Long San to be the Demon King." Kui Long sighed, "She is not suitable for this position. You should make some preparations. She will officially take office tomorrow. Go back."

Xiao Bailong didn't know what happened, but felt that the gang of Long brothers were really strange... Is it really so simple for them to make a decision?No, isn't Shanhaijie so disorganized?One for the transfer order and one for the commission.Just sent a verbal notice?Anyway, give me a reason, how did this suddenly become the boss?
As a Gu dragon, the blood of Xiaobailong is certainly not as good as Princess Longsan, but why was this matter decided so hastily?
And he didn't know why until he saw Long San's transfer order, that is, in the past three years, their management organization in the human world, under the leadership of Long San, the demon king, had a net added value of negative 140%. It's a mess... It's fine if you don't make any money, even the management of the Yaozu is a mess, and the three of them embezzled a large amount of money for squandering.

She didn't say how much money she embezzled. It was probably for the dignity of the royal family, but she couldn't do this job anymore. She was ordered to leave the human world and return to the mountain and sea world within three days. little white dragon.

"Oh my god..." Looking at Princess Longsan who was crying on the sofa, and the super luxurious office on the top floor of the office building in the most prosperous part of Shanghai, I couldn't accept it for a while: "It's like a dream..."

"It's like a dream..."

Almost at the same time, Long Danchen, who had just received a reply, wiped his face and said the same sentence.

His request was unconditionally met, which made him refresh the concept of people being stupid and rich in money. In fact, he himself didn't have a definite idea to deal with the money. He just knew that so much was needed, but how to use so much money? He really didn't know, after all, the members of the previous team were different.

In his timeline, the early team consisted of five people including him. Besides Zhang Yao, Huahua, and himself, there was also a little boy with glasses. That guy's IQ was over 180 and he had superpowers. It's an actuary, and one of the most powerful hackers in the world.

And in this timeline, besides Huahua, who is in the original configuration besides him, and this Huahua feels very strange, since no one else exists, Zhang Yao will not talk about it, and wants to hammer herself all day long.The remaining two right-hand men don't know where to go, and in exchange for a brother Zhang who is super nice and strong, but not very talkative and has no great effect.

However, Long Danchen really likes Brother Zhang. He feels that if he is a girl, he must fall in love with him. Although this elder brother seems to be ineffective and weird, Long Danchen suffers from insomnia due to long-term anxiety. People who suffer from depression can sleep very peacefully when they are by this big brother's side, no matter how harsh the environment is and how unknown the future is, that is to say, they can sleep when they say sleep.

mascot!Long Danchen felt that this word was very suitable for his Brother Zhang, so he felt that even if Brother Zhang couldn't do anything in the future, he would take him with him. People with Xile Fushou Kangning written on their faces must be right to ward off evil spirits.

"I think Long San may not be able to do it for long." Hua Hua next to him said to Xiao Zhang while eating the skewers: "When I saw her today, I thought so."

"Huh?" Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at her: "How do you say?"

"Stupid." Huahua said with a smile: "She is different from me, she has people above her. People in the world of mountains and seas are not easy to use. There is an old bastard next to her, and that old bastard is definitely a veteran , They were the ones placed by their superiors to supervise her. When we talked about things today, the old bastard was recording the whole process, and it is estimated that Long San's trip is likely to be bad."

When she was talking about this, she stopped suddenly, and then saw that Long Danchen came back holding a plate of meat skewers, and he sat down on his seat with a smile on his face: "Don't say it, this feeling is really real." It's nostalgic, in ten years or so, when the war starts, it will be hard to eat a barbecue."

"Then you can eat more." Huahua said with a smile.

"Alas." Long Danchen suddenly approached Huahua mysteriously and said to Brother Zhang, "Our funds are in place, and we don't even take them overnight? It's too exaggerated."

"He's rich." Huahua said with a smile.

"Let me tell you the truth, I really don't know how to spend this money. Do you have any ideas? If so, the money will be allocated by you."

"You don't hold so much money in your own hands, you give it to others?" Huahua shrank her neck: "You are somewhat seriously ill, have you ever been cheated?"

"I've been lied to, of course I've been lied to, who can't be fooled by others." Long Danchen said with a chuckle: "But I never doubt my comrades in arms. When we go to the battlefield in the future, I have to put my back Recited to you, then this thing is a deadly friendship."

"You're an idiot too." Huahua laughed.

At this time, brother Zhang suddenly asked, "So how did you deal with it over there?"

"It's all handled by others, and I'm not responsible for it. Everyone has a different division of labor."

Brother Zhang glanced at Huahua, and then said, "I have a friend who should be able to help you."

"Okay, people are the most valuable thing these days. If you have any friends, the more friends you have, the better. Let's get the team together first and then think about other things."

(End of this chapter)