What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 442 Light Bulb Counter

Xiao Zhang had just finished class and was about to leave work. On the way back to the office to pack his things, he was suddenly stopped by the kids in the class.

"Old Zhang, let's go out to the party tonight, let's come together."

Brother Zhang is used to being called Lao Zhang by these little bastards, and he is happy to be with them, so he doesn't think there is anything serious about it.

"What day is it again?"

"There are no days, you will know when you come."

Brother Zhang looked at the timid Chen Siwen next to him: "Are you following them?"

"No... They said today is your birthday, and they want to celebrate your birthday."

Brother Zhang suddenly realized that today is his birthday, and he had forgotten about it. Thinking about it, he hadn’t celebrated his birthday for a long time, and most of the people around him didn’t have this habit, and they didn’t think about it over time. question.

However, he was very happy to think that someone still remembered his birthday, so he readily agreed to the invitation of the little bastards and went to play with them, but their entertainment activities were also very simple. Zhou Huan is also a well-known name around the school He is a real person, and he knows all the restaurants and KTVs around him. This teenager can do nothing more than have a meal in a small restaurant and then go somewhere to have a good time.

Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't like this kind of noisy atmosphere, but he likes being with these little bastards very much, especially when he sees them lively and joyful. This is a life that Brother Zhang has never experienced. Even sitting there with your chin in your hands and listening to them sing those Internet saliva songs will make you feel very happy.

"Old Zhang, Lao Zhang, have you heard?"

Zhou Huan, the monitor of their class, came over and said to Xiao Zhang: "Next week, the school will start selection for competitions."

"What?" Brother Zhang was stunned for a moment: "What game?"

"You don't know?" Zhou Huan said with a chuckle: "It is the class selection first, then the grade competition, and finally the school's internal knockout competition. Finally, our school will select five people to compete with other schools. The candidates for our class have not yet been determined. Tomorrow I will Discuss with the spell teacher about candidates, I don't know if I can do it."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "Come on, whether you can get the noun or not, I will take you to my farm for the weekend."

Hearing Brother Zhang's words, the little bastards in the whole box became excited, and cheered wave after wave. They knew that their old Zhang had a farm, but they never had a chance to play there. Zhang Fang said that they were finally able to take a stroll in the past.

Their noise soon attracted the drunks in the room next door. The drunks were drunk and accompanied by some disheveled girls. They acted bravely in front of the girl, but when they opened the door they looked very fierce, pointing at the room and yelling at them.

Brother Xiao Zhang originally planned to get up to argue with them, but before he got up, Zhou Huan took the lead. Zhou Huan stood up and took a few thorny heads in the class, and went to the drunks in front of him. Station: "Several, what's the matter?"

Zhou Huan himself has a body like a bull, plus he has practiced these days and specializes in gymnastics. Although he is not yet [-] years old, he is almost two meters tall. With his strong body, he looks like a bear like.

His younger brothers are not very fuel-efficient lamps, and they have a quack atmosphere, saying that they don't have many lives and lawsuits are unjustifiable.

"It's okay...it's okay, I just wanted to come over to see if there are any acquaintances." The drunks woke up at that time, looked up at Zhou Huan and his tendons: "Brother... we I went wrong, I went away."

They backed away while smoking Zhou Huan, then closed the door and fled quickly.The people in the room suddenly burst into laughter, and Zhou Huan patted his chest and said, "I just said that practicing horizontally will work."

The younger brothers next to him were licking until Chen Siwen slapped him with his arm and said, "Teacher Zhang is still here..."

Zhou Huan turned around to look at Brother Zhang, and he immediately changed his expression, and said with a flattering smile, "Hey...Old Zhang, I was pretty handsome just now, right?"

"It's best not to have conflicts with people outside." Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter whether you are beaten or beaten."

"Understood, it's not someone else's fault." Zhou Huan stretched his waist and sat next to Xiao Zhang, picked up a bottle of beer and gently pried it with his thumb, and the beer cap flew out with a bang: "Old Zhang is drinking wine!" .”

The law and order in this place is indeed not very good. If they want to put ordinary people on their heads, they don't want to provoke the old gangsters in the society just now, but these little bastards don't care about that. The students in the capable class, although they are only entry-level, are all selected by the rats with a fortune teller.

In the end, Brother Zhang didn't expect it. The people who left just now really came back. There were about thirty people on the other side, and Zhou Huan and the others were blocked in the box.

The two parties were about to clash, but at this moment Brother Zhang stopped Zhou Huan, walked up to him, and chuckled lightly: "These are all my students, they don't have much experience in talking and doing things, please forgive me."

The other party is obviously the type of being unreasonable and unforgiving, and they didn't intend to reason with the other party at all when they came here. They rushed forward aggressively and shouted at Brother Xiao Zhang. The content of the shouting was nothing more than that the face lost just now must be recovered. Come.

Brother Zhang just laughed the whole time, and then he was about to take out his phone to call the police, but the moment he took it out, the person on the other side grabbed his phone directly, Brother Zhang withdrew his hand, and smashed it on the man's shoulder , just heard a puff, and the guy who snatched the phone fell to the ground at that time.

Then the person on the opposite side turned red-eyed, and he was about to fuck Brother Zhang, but he didn't even take out his other hand, he just poked his fingers on their chests almost at the same time.

After the time domain disappeared, all the thirty people covered their chests and began to roll on the ground, crying out for their mothers in pain.

Only then did Xiao Zhang pick up the phone again and start calling the police, but no one knew how fast he moved just now, even the few bastards in the class who are known for their speed didn't see when Xiao Zhang made the move Anyway, they all fell down in an instant.

Soon Uncle JC came, and the people on the ground and Brother Zhang were taken away, and Brother Zhang just smiled and said to Zhou Huan before being taken away, "Take them all back."

But brother Zhang came out soon, because after checking the monitoring, it was found that he hadn't done anything at all, and all he could see was that he took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call, and then the thirty people on the opposite side fell down in a circle.

They also notified the Secret Service of this incident. People from the Secret Service came and left, and then issued a list, saying that it was not a supernatural event, and it was very likely that those people had some strange disease or something.

Anyway, the matter was left as it was, and those people were injured for nothing. After all, no party had any evidence that they were attacked, and they couldn't even find anyone to claim compensation.

But Brother Zhang came out that night, and the person who came to pick him up was Chen Ting, the mouse's immediate superior.After picking up Brother Zhang, he laughed in the car and said, "Are you really going to be a teacher?"

"Well, it's quite interesting."

"Okay, but you did the right thing today. If you let those kids do it, it will be very troublesome. They don't care about the severity of what they do. If something really happens, it will be recorded."

"Yeah." Little Brother Zhang nodded: "I just don't want them to do anything, they are all good boys, because it's not worthwhile to be implicated in these things."

"This is my phone number." Chen Ting took out a business card and handed it to brother Zhang: "Call me directly if you encounter any problems in the future, and I will help you deal with it."

Brother Zhang accepted the business card and said in a low voice, "Thank you."

"There's nothing to be thankful for. I don't know who you are. I don't know who you are. If you help me, you're helping me. What's wrong with you? It's hard for me to write a report for those people under your command. "Chen Ting sent Brother Zhang to Chang'an Lane: "Here, come to my place for tea when you have time."

"it is good."

Watching Chen Ting's car leave, Brother Zhang turned around and saw Lei Long sitting on the archway in Chang'an Lane.

"What are you doing sitting on it?"

"I'm timing." Lei Long glanced at his watch: "If you don't show up for another half an hour, someone will have to pay a terrible price."

"No need." Brother Zhang waved at him: "I'll make you a midnight snack."

Thunder Dragon jumped down with a whoosh: "Flowering starchy sausage, deep-fried tenderloin."

"Okay." Brother Xiao Zhang put his hands in his pockets: "I can handle some things myself, you don't need to help me solve everything."

"Got it." Lei Long nodded and said, "Let's go back first."

Speaking of which, Xiao Zhang's handling methods this time can be said to be at the textbook level. The old Youtiao Leilong gave him a high evaluation, but Xiao Zhang also keenly discovered a problem, that is, it is very easy to go out and do something by himself. It was easy to go wrong, which somewhat distressed him.

"I think your ability needs to be pushed down a bit more." Thunder Dragon said vaguely with starch sausage in his mouth, "It's about the same level as Qinglingzi, or you can push it a little more."

"Me, me." Xu Wei lay on the side pointing at herself and said, "It's about the same as me, and it's not too weak."

"Aren't you weak? If you don't have those magic weapons, you're a dishonest dog." Lei Long poked her on the head with his finger: "You will have at least ten years before you can compete with your master and me."

"How can I compare with you, how many years have I practiced, how many years have you been." Xu Wei sighed: "I am really wronged by Thunder Dragon."

"I'm wronged, who in the Nine Heavens Thunder Department doesn't spoil you, a little nephew, I can't even call people, you can call them all with a single voice. Nine Heavens Thunder, only you can show it."

Brother Zhang glanced at Xu Wei with a smile: "Master Shaker."

"It's not my ability to shake people, what should I do if I'm just a vegetable."

While talking, the door was opened, and then Grey, the queen of another world, pushed the door in. She came to the counter and put her sword rose goddess on it: "Have a drink, and another drink!" Delicious roast chicken."

"Yo, isn't this Her Majesty the Queen? Why does she have such a stinky face?" Xu Wei was already very familiar with Grey, she stood up with a smile and said, "Who provoked you?"

"Don't mention it." Queen Gray took a deep breath: "My own brother joined forces with foreigners to stage a coup. I'm so annoying. He occupied four of his own provinces and established an independent country."

"Where is the Red Dragon Queen?" Xu Wei asked curiously: "You took her away last time, and I haven't seen her since. I still miss her."

Queen Grey shook her head: "I can't bring her here, I have to let her get used to it for a while, now she is clamoring to watch cartoons all day long, where can I get her cartoons? Although the body is about to grow up, but the mind Too young."

At this time, Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at Queen Gray: "What will happen if you lose your brother's coup?"

"It will be put into a large copper pot and deep-fried until golden on both sides, and then distributed to the soldiers." Queen Gray glanced at Xiao Zhang: "You asked this suddenly, you don't mean to eat me, do you?" ?”

"No." Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to the door: "If you really fail, you can take refuge here and be a waiter with me."

"Okay, but what's the price? You don't like carnal desires."

Lei Long stuffed the starch sausage into his mouth in twos and twos: "I like it, I like it, let's study it carefully then."

Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile, and sat down: "You are a very powerful magician, right, I want to learn magic."

"No." Gray waved his hand and said, "It's not that I don't teach, it's that you can't learn. I have tried it a long time ago, you are a magic insulator, and you are immune to magic. If you are immune to magic, you can't communicate with magic elves, so what? What about magic?"

"Magic elves?"

"Yes." Queen Grey stretched out a finger: "Flame, your loyal servant begs for your strength, Fire Dragon!"

As soon as the words fell, a flaming dragon surrounded her body and burned ragingly. This power was restrained, but it still possessed very raging power.

Brother Zhang imitated Queen Gray's appearance: "Fire..."

Before he could say a second word, the flames of the Flame King had already surged into the sky. The small restaurant was like a steel furnace. The blazing flames gushed out from all the gaps, directly devouring Grey's body. fire dragon.

And the flames summoned by brother Zhang seemed to be spiritual and did not cause any harm, but there was an extra ionized person in the room. After Grey saw it, he knelt down: "The flame elf s King……"

The king of flame elves glanced at her, then turned to face Xiao Zhang and bowed down very humblely to kiss Xiao Zhang's fingers, then turned into ion flames and disappeared.

"Wow..." Thunder Dragon said sarcastic words beside him: "Your elf king is so polite."

Queen Gray looked at Brother Zhang in astonishment, then got up and patted the dust off his body: "What kind of magic do you still learn, insulting people... Really."

Brother Xiao Zhang sighed, feeling helpless, but there was nothing he could do.

But even though he might not be able to learn magic, he listened to Thunder Dragon's request to put more strength on him.The next day, I found Qing Lingzi, and asked Qing Lingzi to issue a self-assessment report.

This stumped Qing Lingzi. Qing Lingzi, who has always been fearless and knows what to do, sat in the office during the lunch break, biting the pen and trying every means to try to give the boss a solution. Quantitative reference system.

This thing, there is a combat power index in Dragon Ball, what level is there in the novel, but in the real world, there is really no suitable quantitative standard. Everyone says that the gods are immortal, but the immortals are not ability indicators. , That’s the status and title, just like senior teachers and intermediate carpenters, there are a lot of immortals who can’t fight, and there are many immortals who can overwhelm the sea. It’s really too difficult to issue quantitative standards for this thing. Refer to Things are not easy to choose.You can't use TNT as an indicator, right? A sword fairy is equivalent to three thousand catties of TNT?This is not appropriate either.

It was the first time that Qing Lingzi felt the pain of beating a worker. The key point was that he had no one to discuss with. In the end, Qing Lingzi had no choice but to piece things together and talk nonsense.

So Brother Zhang finally got a very outrageous standard self-test table for combat effectiveness, such as being able to beat a chicken with his bare hands, a dog with his bare hands, and a pig with his bare hands...

In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore, and went to find Qing Lingzi with his things. Qing Lingzi faltered for a long time and finally lowered his head and admitted his mistake, and then promised to give a reasonable answer within three days.

But the problem is that this thing is not so easy. He racked his brains and couldn't fully measure it. In the end, he simply found the physics teachers in the school in desperation, and got inspiration from the physics teachers by selling his old face.

In the end, Qing Lingzi actually made a device, which is a measuring instrument for spiritual power transfer. The principle is to use spiritual energy to boil water to generate electricity, and then pass through a large resistor to see how many bulbs can be lit. The more bulbs lit, the better. Forced, while those in the physical fitness group are directly cranked by hand, and the hand crank boils water to generate electricity.

A light bulb represents an order of magnitude, and then it is unscientific to complete the rigid standard measurement like this, but this thing is simple and efficient, without so many twists and turns, and it can continue to add light bulbs to measure players in higher ability groups. In theory, even gods can detect it.After all, the energy conversion loss is so large, it is unlikely that the equipment will be burned except for Xiao Zhang.

Or if people were forced out, Qing Lingzi used his full power to light up eight big light bulbs and four small light bulbs. It is enough to be above eight light bulbs, which is almost equal to pressing the ability at the level of Qinglingzi.

As for the others, Thunder Dragon also played a bit. If he didn't use his ability to cheat, he could only have two, five big and seven small ones, which is 5.7 bubbles. Except for these few people in the school, the big demon is 8.2 bubbles, and there are only a few people in the school. There are some bits and pieces, the highest is about 8 bubbles.

"There is something about this thing." Zhang Yao, the backbone of the technical department, was silent for a long time after seeing the Qinglingzi light bulb counter and expressed emotion: "This crazy brain is easy to use, such a simple principle, why didn't I think of it?" What? But I think this thing can be improved, otherwise what’s the point of keeping a kettle next to it?”

Qinglingzi is useful, but how to put it... It's a bit ugly, after all, it's an old ass who sells his looks, and it's a device that was saved by the male physics teachers in the school. The power supply on it is a welded kettle As a steam boiler and a sealed pipe glued out of glass tubes, this thing needs a safety factor, no safety factor, no accuracy, no accuracy, and even ugly...

Zhang Yao felt that with such a simple principle, she would definitely be able to produce the whole beautiful equipment, and wouldn't it be a lot of money by then!

(End of this chapter)