What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 446 Teenage Problems

Niannian is super fierce, this is Xiao Zhang who forced her to ask her, if it were someone else, she would probably start cannibalism now.

This cannibalism is not an adjective but a verb-object phrase.

As for falling in love with Niannian, it is definitely not possible now. Firstly, Niannian is only 13 years old now, which is an infancy, and secondly, it is because conflicts are inevitable in dating, and quarreling and bickering are normal.

If it were someone else, the quarrel would only affect the study, but the quarrel with Niannian might affect the social order, because she is a beast.You know, it's her who celebrates the New Year, and it's her on New Year's Eve.It is conceivable how fierce she is, the adult Nian beast is the top beast in the mountain and sea world, and it is almost invincible in the human world.But even if the juvenile Nian beast eats people like it plays, if she loses her mind in an argument, it will be a serious matter, and Brother Zhang can't monitor it 24 hours a day.

So even if the monster race allows intermarriage with humans, it is definitely not included every year.

But that's the problem, there is no girl who is not good at Huaichun, this little bastard grows up in the human world every year, so naturally it is not too special, so it is normal to fall in love.

"Then do you know that if you lose control, your little boyfriend will die? When you wake up, how will you face yourself?"

Brother Zhang sat there seriously teaching Niannian, while Niannian sat there with his head bowed and weeping, looking aggrieved.

"You are a Nian beast, not a human being. Even if I can completely turn you into a human being, this can only be done after you can choose yourself. Do you understand me?"

Brother Zhang is rarely so fierce, but there is really no way, the little bastard is too troublesome.It's not impossible for him to turn Nian Nian into a human, but the cost of becoming a human is too high. Compared to creatures like Nian Nian who are almost on the top of the world pyramid, becoming a human is actually equivalent to turning a person into a human. Become a chicken, and the ability and lifespan are directly reduced. In theory, there is no reason to become a human every year.

So the boundary that brother Zhang gave her was that she had her own right to choose when she was in the human world, and this allowed her to choose whether to remain in the form of a Nian beast or become a human.

It is definitely not possible now. The immature Nian Beast is going to become a human because of a love that is doomed to be fruitless. This is unacceptable.

"Are you going to go shopping with him tomorrow?"

After Xiao Zhang asked, Niannian remained silent, obviously reluctant to see her like that.

"say!"

After brother Zhang stopped drinking, Nian Nian shivered a bit, obviously frightened, and at this time, on the glass door of the backyard, the faces of Xu Wei and the two waiters were squeezed out of shape by the glass door, There was also a rhubarb standing on Xu Wei's head, which looked like a dog.

Niannian refused to speak, just cried, and cried louder and louder. Those who didn't know thought she had been beaten. At this time, the dog sister slowly stood up from the nest and squatted in front of them. The dog boss also From not far away, it poked its head out and looked at Nian Nian's appearance, but it silently retracted its head back, not daring to go forward at all.

Sister Gou looked at it for a while, then suddenly turned into a human form, tiptoed back to the room, picked up the phone that she hadn't used for a long time, and secretly sent messages to both Jin Mei and Zhang Yao.

"What's going on here?"

Jin Mei rushed over immediately, seeing Nian Nian's appearance and Xiao Zhang's expression, she immediately stepped forward and hugged Nian Nian: "What is she doing?"

"You ask her yourself."

At this moment, Zhang Yao also hurried over without even changing her work clothes. After seeing them, she immediately knew that Nian Nian was arrested for dating and was being punished.

"Okay, you go to rest first."

Zhang Yao hurriedly stepped forward and pushed Brother Zhang, and then coaxed and tricked him into the front hall.

After he left, Jin Mei curiously asked about the situation. Zhang Yao roughly explained the matter, and Jin Mei scratched her head. Although she didn't say a word, it can be seen from her wise eyes at the moment, She didn't know anything about it either.

"Ah?" Jin Mei made a sound of soul thinking.

"Ah?" Zhang Yao said that there is something difficult to understand.

"Ah?" Jin Mei felt that this was really incomprehensible.

"Ah?" Zhang Yao said, what can't be understood?

And so far, Zhang Yao discovered that the higher the ability of these people, the lower the EQ seems to have become a law. In the novels, those emperors who go down to earth to find a girl with an average appearance to fall in love with will never happen in reality. .

They're great at fighting, but when it comes to dating, they're like a group of retarded people.The reason Xiao Zhang is angry is that he cannibalizes people every year, which affects her normal life, and the reason why Jin Mei is confused is because he can only eat a few people, what's the big deal.

But whether they are angry or confused, the reasons are ridiculous. The problem here is not whether they can eat people, okay?It's about falling in love, it's about puppy love.Solving the problem of puppy love will naturally solve the problem of cannibalism. If we don’t solve the problem of puppy love, today there will be a boy with an electric car, and tomorrow there will be a prince of bicycles. It is to let Niannian solve his longing for the opposite sex and his curiosity about emotions.

In the final analysis, isn't it because Xiao Zhang didn't solve the problem of sex education for her when she was younger?What's so confusing about this?

Oh... yes, Brother Zhang didn't solve this problem himself, and expecting a person who has no desires to teach sex education to his children, isn't that like letting a woman who has been divorced eighteen times go to the radio station as an expert on emotional topics?

Zhang Yao felt a headache at the moment. She wanted to open her mouth but she couldn't say anything, because she was not talented, and she herself had no relevant content. She was abandoned by her family and exiled by her family since she was a child. She became a genius inventor at the age of 14. At the age of 19 Became a top figure in his own field, independently established his own application laboratory at the age of 24, and led the world in the field of arcane science at the age of 30.There is really no such thing as falling in love here. Although everyone knows that she has a crush on Uncle Zhang next door, the problem is that crushing on a crush is not an experience, and she can't tell anyone about it.

Looking back at the combination of three people and one cat with the glass door, Rhubarb... There is nothing to say, it's purely silly and sad.The remaining ones, Xu Wei was 22 years old when she fell in love online and was almost chopped off by the National People's Congress to sacrifice to heaven, and then she has been binding spirits in this three-acre land. The farthest place since she appeared in a small restaurant is to go back to her hometown to deal with it. For grandma's funeral, it is impossible to fall in love, not even in this life.

Luna Xiaohei, good-looking, elegant but miserable, has lived for so many years, but she is a well-known virgin in their system, listen to this title-virgin.All the love experience comes from the novels of women who are usually read, and they are all strange books like "Woman, don't you like the scenery, I contracted a [-] mu orchard for you".

Coral Moon, who claims to be a coquettish vixen who confuses thousands of boys, has never dared to talk to the opposite sex she doesn't know, and was expelled from the country for stealing the tribute from the patriarch. My younger sister, she looks harmless to humans and animals, and is naturally weak, but she likes to read sadomasochism and abnormal love novels. Her favorite is the perverted movie where the male number one makes the male number two into a mattress and masturbates on the mattress every night, even He also became the supreme VIP member on the abnormal website on the extranet, and he can watch abnormal underground movies on the whole site for free. A person who can't even use the radio at ordinary times taught himself Japanese in order to read abnormal novels.

These people must be hopeless, but seeing Nian Nian crying so sad, and if not handled well, Nian Nian might be beaten by brother Zhang today, and the girl really got beaten when she reached the rebellious stage It's not good-looking and it's hard to say.

But it's not an option for Jin Mei, who doesn't know anything about it, to stare here. Zhang Yao sits there thinking hard, thinking about how to solve the emotional problem of Niannian.

Or say that Zhang Yao is a genius inventor, her mind was spinning extremely fast and the inspiration came very violently, and suddenly a person, a woman, appeared in her mind without warning.This person is Miss Succubus, who claims to be a small meal bag fairy. She has no skills, but she is really talented in playing with men. Since she was a child, she has dealt with eight hundred men if not one thousand. Ask her to help her. Isn't it wonderful to be a teacher every year?

Fortunately, Zhang Yao left her phone number while playing on the farm a few days ago, and now it just happens to be useful.So she hurriedly called Miss Succubus, but at this moment, Miss Succubus was already slumped on the bed, and she was a little delirious when she answered the phone.

After learning about Zhang Yao's request, Miss Succubus was very helpless and regretful. She said that she had to sell her products during this period of time, and she really couldn't get away. Zhang Yao immediately said: "Well, you can take a break to teach Teach your children, I will help you promote your products, and ensure that you will quickly gain popularity."

Although Miss Succubus couldn't trust her to some extent, after all, Nian Nian was the little princess of the Zhang family, and she couldn't refuse too much, so she reluctantly agreed.And from this day forward, all buyers on the black market who ask Zhang Yao to buy arms will be forcibly sold in bundles of twenty boxes of biscuits and breads. In the transaction, they didn't care much about the things worth hundreds of dollars... and Miss Succubus's buns were pushed to four oceans and five continents in such a silent way, and some of those buyers bought them There are a lot of small bread in a batch of goods, so many underground organizations will distribute benefits to their subordinates in the next few months or even years. The scene is no different from the domestic holiday guild giving benefits.

But I really didn't expect that because of this move, Miss Succubus' small meal bag quickly opened up the European and American markets in just a few months, becoming one of the best-selling brands.

It's just that Miss Succubus still doesn't know that she is about to become the king of small meal bags. The next day he came here with the pain of unsalable small meal bags and met Zhang Yao.

She and Zhang Yao got to know the situation first, and then when she heard that Nian Nian might be beaten, Miss Succubus was shocked: "Huh? Will he lose his temper too? I thought he wouldn't get angry."

"Go over and slap him now and try."

"Am I sick?"

Zhang Yao pulled her to sit down, and then gave a general description of Niannian's problems to Miss Succubus. After listening to Miss Succubus, she didn't think there was anything wrong. Instead, she looked ordinary: "This is too normal, Girls at this age are like this, if they don't have a particularly strong heart, they are easily attracted."

"A strong heart?"

"Well, it's education from childhood. Look at me, I'm a succubus. I was educated at home since I was a child. Men are just our food, and the others have no effect at all. Don't be emotional with men, or you will be hurt. , and may even die." Miss Succubus said softly: "So I have always regarded men as food reserves, and I have been chased by many people since puberty, but you definitely won't fall in love with Mexican chicken tacos, right? That's perception and education."

"I don't know if I was chased before, maybe I was, but at that time I was addicted to the ocean of applied physics and couldn't extricate myself." Zhang Yao suddenly sighed: "In retrospect, my youth was really blank."

"It's good to be blank. Women still have to have their own careers. The reason why the succubus has been miserable for so many years is because our group is to treat men as parasites. How many of them will end well when they are parasites?" Succubus The lady leaned there and curled her lips: "Look at you, how many people envy you for your current achievements. If you want what kind of dog man, you can't get it?"

"Actually, I'm not interested anymore. Men don't have the strength to have armor."

"Okay, it's meaningless to say this, where is the kid? I'll teach her how to deal with these brats."

Miss Succubus has ten thousand ways to deal with men, as long as she leaves a little bit for Nian Nian, then she doesn’t have to worry about anything, she chatted with Nian Nian who was in confinement all morning, from a young boy in adolescence to later All kinds of big brothers and old men in society have chatted for a while, and the curiosity of the year has been fully satisfied today.

Miss Succubus said that she already had more than fifty licking dogs when she was in junior high school, but licking dogs are just licking dogs. Her daily life without worry about food and clothing is contributed by licking dogs, which makes Niannian very envious up.When Nian asked her how she did it, Miss Succubus gave her the four words "heart of stone".

As long as you master these four words well, and then go to the copywriting of the scumbag every day, and cement your heart once a day, it will be enough to stand out from the crowd.Miss Succubus also said, "You don't need to think about people who are greedy for you. You need to try those who are not greedy for you, because only men who have no greed for you can make you better. When you are good enough Now, you can slowly go to the next layer.”

Although Ms. Succubus herself is still a little trash, her words made Niannian, a super high-level monster, regard her as a standard, and she had an almost blind worship for the little thing in front of her that she ate eight in one bite.

In the end, Miss Succubus decided to let Niannian do it, and repair those little bastards who didn't know what to do. After listening to Niannian, she was eager to try.

(End of this chapter)