What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 449 The level of management is extremely poor!

Lei Long was lying on the sofa, clutching his stomach and rolling back and forth, just such a person who had been dismantled into pieces and never yelled that he was in pain, but now he was lying there like a dead dog because of his stomach pain.

He is pitiful because he is invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, so painkillers are useless to him at all. He has a super double.

At this moment, there was a circle of people standing around him. The girls' alliance headed by Xu Wei stood there and watched Lei Long become Sister Longlong moaning. They looked very pitiful, but besides providing Sister Longlong with sanitary napkins In fact, there is no better way.

"Why don't you give him some iced Coke and see how much he can hurt?" Coral Moon asked in a low voice, "I'll add a few more pieces of ice."

"Okay!" Luna Xiaohei nodded vigorously.

At this time, I had to look at Xu Wei, she quickly stopped the evil thoughts of these two people: "Don't bother my master, go and get him some brown sugar ginger tea."

At this time, Lei Long grabbed Xu Wei's hand with snot and tears, and said weakly: "I'm afraid I won't survive... I still have a quick book of Leifa under my pillow. It's useless for you to hold it. Wait." You have found an apprentice, remember to pass it on..."

"It's alive and well." Xu Wei shook off Lei Long's hand: "You're not going anywhere, we have to go through it once a month."

Just as Lei Long was about to speak, labor pain hit him, he could only hold his stomach and cry on the sofa.

At this moment, the outside door opened, and then a group of strange-looking things came over, they formed a circle around the brontosaurus, and they laughed and laughed.At this time, someone wanted to reach out to poke him, but the people around him stopped his hand: "I'm biting you."

"You fucking..." Sister Longlong looked at these wolf-hearted old neighbors: "Bastards!"

They didn't mind Lei Long's cursing at all, on the contrary, the more he scolded, the harder he laughed. After all, Lei Long has been running rampant in the village for many years, and now he finally has a day where he is looking for death and life. It can't be said that everyone is happy, but It can be said to be very satisfying.

Besides, Sister Longlong is so good-looking. Lei Long was originally a pure scumbag, so good-looking. After becoming a girl, there is no one. The more interesting it is.

"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life, look..."

"Get out! Get out of here!" Lei Long scolded while clutching his stomach: "If you don't get out, I'll cook you all in two days!"

They came hahaha, hahaha went, did not take away a cloud, only left the painful brontosaurus.Xu Wei brought him ginger soup, and he spit it out after taking a sip: "What is this!"

"Ginger soup."

"Take it away, take it away... I won't drink it!" Lei Long turned over and looked very irritable: "Let's all go!"

At this time, Huang Die'er came in from the outside, stood in front of Thunder Dragon and thought for a long time, then turned to Xu Wei and said, "Can't he change back?"

"No, I asked. Brother Zhang gave him his transfiguration technique. Sister Jin has tried it just now. No. It is said to be a rule-level transfiguration technique. If you don't come by yourself, no one can do anything."

"What about the old man?"

"It was said that Niannian was out of control, and he brought Niannian back to Shanhaijie for recuperation. I have already asked for leave from the school, and it will take about a week." Xu Wei sighed: "Who knows that you can change your gender?" , the functions are quite complete.”

Huang Die'er stroked her chin and was silent for a long time: "Then change back slowly, let me feel refreshed first."

"Huang Die'er! You fucking... ouch..." Lei Long lay there with a pale face and scolded, "Are you a human too?"

"Ha, if you don't believe me, look up, heaven will spare you, you scumbag will have today." Huang Die'er laughed loudly: "It's unreasonable for you not to let me enjoy such a good opportunity."

"Die to me!" Lightning flashed in Thunder Dragon's hand, but it went out in an instant. He was unable to deal with the pain caused by the exercise, because he had cultivated yang magic from the beginning, and the qi came up from the dantian. Contradictory, because the yin method condenses qi from the heart and lung meridian, so the breath is different, but now as long as he condenses his qi, the organ that shouldn't exist is like being stabbed with a knife, and he hurts several times. Nearly passed out.

"Hahahahaha..." Huang Die'er laughed loudly: "I didn't expect you to have today, Yingzi. Don't worry, wait a few days for you to recover, my aunt loves you very much."

"Bastards... they are all beasts!"

Thunder Dragon was lying there with nothing to love, and the news spread wildly among the various groups. In less than 10 minutes, even the mice and ponies in the Middle East knew the news. The mice looked at the current appearance of Thunder Dragon Touching his chin, he didn't know what he was thinking, while Xiao Ma laughed so hard that he was about to slip out of the chair.

"Not to mention, it's pretty." The mouse said to the pony with a strange expression: "You can't do it, can you?"

"You said let's go back and tell him to make brother happy, is that okay?"

"Don't you feel a little sick?"

"Don't think that he is Yingzai and it's over, just treat him as a beautiful girl who was picked up by you after drinking too much on the side of the road, wouldn't it be over?"

The mouse's expression was still weird, and he said after a while of silence: "But the beautiful girl you picked up on the road won't share her experience of picking up girls with you, you are a little sick of what I said, I grew up with him... "

"It's a bit disgusting for you to say that, forget it." Xiao Ma sighed: "When will I be able to go home? It's been almost a year."

"Come on, stay for another year. I'm more urgent than you. If I don't go back, Qing Lingzi will have to start a university."

"Oh? Qing Lingzi is so powerful?"

Mouse sneered and threw a copy of material to Xiao Ma: "You can read it yourself."

On the other side, except for Lei Long who was dying, the little Taoist priest in the bachelor apartment in Chuli got the largest sum of money in her life so far, [-] yuan.This is the first subsidy she got here, and the money will always exist as long as she doesn't take the initiative to apply for it. The price is only to pay for it every three days.

Although the single dormitory is not big, she also felt the comfort of city people for the first time. At least she doesn't have to eat and sleep in the open, and the bigu technique is useless.

"Buy a mobile phone." The little Taoist sat cross-legged on the bed, seemingly cultivating, but in fact he kept muttering about the use of the money: "Buy some more food, it's too expensive to eat out, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have to buy two more." Clothes, haven't worn new clothes in years, um...and a pair of shoes."

Although she has been trying her best to speak Mandarin, she can't get rid of her accent in a remote mountainous area in Sichuan. Moreover, her skin is relatively dark and her figure is thin. She looks like a [-]-year-old boy with a pair of The big eyes are particularly prominent, and it feels like those eyes can occupy half of her face.It is definitely not good-looking, at least not in a broad sense, but she is indeed a very energetic little girl, full of vitality.

Next to her was a code of conduct manual of the Secret Service, which she had read many times. It clearly stipulated that it was not allowed to catch monsters without permission, let alone use spells for profit without permission. If found out, they would be punished to a certain extent.

The rest is nothing. She knows that she must not do anything illegal or criminal, but the only thing that makes her uncomfortable is not being able to catch monsters. After all, her master told her many years ago that the purpose of their practice is to catch monsters. .

Thinking of catching monsters, she thought of the big monster she met in the shopping mall that day. The aura was too terrifying. Although she would encounter mandrills, ghosts, and even green-haired zombies in the mountains in the past, she felt like a monster with a terrifying aura. She really hadn't seen it before. At that time, she felt that her mind was blank, and she had no choice but to wait for death, and the back that blocked the killer attack for her was really handsome even now.

"So handsome, so handsome!" The little Taoist smirked while hugging the pillow and lay down beside him: "Super handsome!"

"No, no, no, Dao heart can't be messed up, practice and practice."

When she realized that she was starting to think wildly, she quickly got up again and began to sit cross-legged, but after less than 10 minutes, she suddenly opened her eyes: "Is the roast goose delicious? It should be delicious."

Living in the mountains for a long time has made her used to asking and answering questions by herself, and the reason why she misses the roast goose is that when she came here, she passed by a roast meat shop, and the goose she saw from the window was so scorched in color. What's more, it was so tempting, even when she used the bigu technique, she was still attracted by the roast goose.

"A roast goose...cross it out, half a roast goose." She got up and wrote down what she wanted to eat in a small notebook: "half a roast goose, a piece of pork knuckle rice...well, I want more a bottle of Coke."

When she was 12 years old, she drank Coke once, and it was brought back from the bottom of the mountain by her master. She still misses the taste so far. Buying a five-liter jumbo is stress-free.

"Let's eat!"

After searching around for a long time, she finally found a roast meat restaurant. She walked over carefully with 200 yuan in her hand, pointed to the roast goose hanging there and said, "How do you sell the roast goose?"

She spoke very carefully, her eyes were still erratic, and she felt a little unsure. After all, this was the best and most expensive food she had ever eaten in her life. If the subsidy money hadn't arrived today, she would have never dared to think about it.

"55 mosquitoes."

"Ah? How much? I don't understand."

"55 a catty."

"Then how much do I want half a cat?"

The boss chopped off half of it, and it weighed about three catties. Even if it cost her 150 yuan, she held the packaged roast goose and looked at the 50 yuan she got back. After a long silence, she felt heartbroken. Asked: "How do you sell pig's knuckle rice?"

"No, only roast pork rice, eighteen."

Hearing that a meal cost 18 yuan, she hesitated for a while before she decided to order one. After that, she ordered a big bottle of Coca-Cola, and then carefully counted the 28 yuan that was given to her twice. , and then carefully put it back into the pocket.

A meal costs more than 170 yuan, which is the cost of meals for her and Master for a week. She feels very guilty when she sits there eating. Master may not even have a mouthful of porridge now, but she is spending time here. , Luxuriant, and even extravagant enough to eat half a roast goose!

When the image of Master crouched and shivering in the cold wind appeared in her mind, she shed tears silently while eating the goose leg, feeling very sad and sad, but the roast goose was really delicious.

On the way back, the more she thought about it, the more she blamed herself, so she secretly decided to leave half of the monthly money for Master, and when she found Master, she would treat her to a whole roast goose and give her a lot of money to honor her.

And when he was about to return to the dormitory, he found many people standing under the dormitory. She felt very curious, so she got in from a group of people who were a head taller than her, and heard someone in the innermost place was taking roll calls, so she went He sneaked up to wait and see.

"What is this for?" The little Taoist curiously asked a big brother next to him: "There are so many people standing here."

"Set up a new department, which seems to be an informal establishment, and is counting... who are you?"

"It's okay, it's okay." The little Taoist waved her hand, and then she started to sneak around in the crowd again, until she got to the side of the person at Dianmao, and whispered: "Brother, brother, I live here too, I want to register ?"

The staff member who called the roll was busy right now, so he didn't pay attention to see who she was, and said impatiently, "Didn't you register before?"

"I wrote two forms."

"Oh? What's the name, let me see."

The little Taoist gave his name, and the staff turned around: "No, did you miss it? I'll add it for you."

"Good good!"

And just like that, she became a second-level employee of Anyuan Security Company in a daze, and started to go to work every day...

She didn't know why, but after the roll call, she was allocated a mobile phone, and was called to issue a phone card and a work card the next day. The work card had her name on it but no photo. She was curious and went I went to the Secret Service to ask, and the logistics inside replied that they did not find her information, only one name, and then because of this incident, the logistics department had a big fight with the personnel department, and the leaders on both sides made it very unpleasant, probably because of the logistics department. It's not the first time that it's not the first time that the personnel affairs are not handled carefully, and the next time it happens, it will be reported to the higher authorities.

The personnel affairs may also be consciously wronged. I took the little Taoist priest and ran around several buildings but did not find her relevant file information. The personnel management files were scolded and questioned several times why they missed people again, but Their management level is really a bit poor and the unit has not been established for a long time. This kind of thing happens often, and then this little girl who is nothing suddenly becomes a registered person, and then she holds a newly made The file went to the logistics as instructed, and after the logistics joined a group with her mobile phone, they just sent her the equipment in such a daft way...

"Ugh?"

After returning home at night, he stood in front of the mirror and looked at the equipment he found, with question marks popping out of his mind. She couldn't figure out why, but it didn't affect the fact that there were people in the mobile phone group she joined @全说天Gather at the gate at 07:30 in the morning and take them to work.

"Oh???" The little Taoist scratched his head, "Strange..."

(End of this chapter)