What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 454 Don't Compete With Funny Characters
"Dear viewers, I haven't seen me for a few days, do you miss me? I can't help it. I have been investigating the distribution of regional forces in this place of no shit these days. The signal here is not good and the signal is not good. I really don't have any intention of being on camera. But the situation here will become clear soon, and the follow-up plot is guaranteed to be exciting."

Long Danchen was recording a video on his mobile phone, and behind him, there was a conflict between two forces just separated by a wall. The AK47 hit sparks, and stray bullets flew over their heads from time to time.

"What are you doing?" Huahua sat there holding an umbrella and looked at Long Danchen's mentally retarded operation curiously: "Are you still recording videos at this time?"

"I have tens of thousands of fans on my short video platform, and I have to give them some explanation." He turned off his phone while speaking, and then peeked out his head slightly: "If these two start fighting, can we enter a game?"

"Whatever you want, it's up to you to arrange."

"Okay, contact our allies and prepare to work tonight. I asked Xiao Song to prepare a new identity for us. You are a Japanese Chinese, the eldest lady of the Arasaka Company, and I am a Chinese American, and I am from the Wayne Group. heir."

"Are you okay? Hey, let me ask you, are you okay?"

"Just kidding." Long Danchen took out two pieces of paper: "Remember, don't confuse your identities. We are the negotiators of Donglai Zhongzhi Group. Your real name is Anker Li, and my name is Long Danchen. "

"Why do you come to me with such a name?"

"Then you can use your own name."

Huahua thought for a while, "Then it's better to be named Ankers Lee."

Long Danchen smiled, then picked up a stone with one hand, and the stone slowly turned into a grenade in his hand, then he took off the ring of the grenade, and then threw it at the scene of the fight, Then there was a loud noise accompanied by a small mushroom cloud, and Long Danchen quickly hid under Huahua's umbrella. The strong shock wave turned the ground around them upside down, and even the wall that served as their cover was destroyed. It was shattered, and the scene was silent after the explosion, only a girl holding an umbrella and a dog man who forcibly joined the girl remained.

"This umbrella of yours is really nice, lend it to me next time."

Huahua sneered, put away the umbrella and threw it at Long Danchen: "Take it."

Long Danchen reached out to catch it, and then his whole body was overwhelmed by the weight of the umbrella, and no matter what tricks he used, he couldn't get out from under the umbrella, like a stinky monkey being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain of.

"Hey, hey, are you Thor's Hammer?"

Huahua chuckled and raised her hand, and the umbrella returned to her hand automatically: "Thor's Hammer is a fart, hurry back and clean it up, I'm going to lie to people at night."

"Here we come." Long Danchen followed quickly, putting one hand on Huahua's shoulder with a wretched smile on his face: "Tell me the truth, how many things have you hidden? I'll see what you look like." It's not like an ordinary girl."

"Come on, you didn't pay attention to me when you praised the little snake a few days ago."

"That's different. It's polite to outsiders. It's boring for us to hide. Are you not wearing a bra today? Where's the belt?"

Huahua put an elbow on Long Danchen's chest: "Stop playing sexual harassment, get out!"

"No, I'll just ask, ask, isn't this just a bad omen."

"Damn it, that's called a magic bra!" Huahua furiously said, "Go and die, and if you don't die and go, I'll send you to the frying pan."

Long Danchen followed them flatteringly all the way, and just behind them, a woman in black came to the place they left just now, glanced at the mess in front of her, then looked at the backs of the two of them leaving, and then He took a few steps back and disappeared into the jungle.

"Does she think we haven't found her?"

"Sure, otherwise I wouldn't think I'm so cool."

"Hahahaha." Long Danchen glanced back: "This effect is what we want, go and find our allies, it's time for them to play."

But at this very moment, on a certain expressway in China, a seemingly ordinary minibus is rushing to the urban area. There are four people sitting in the car. It is the four people who are on this mission. Go to a newly opened mall as a temporary security guard.

The boss of this shopping mall is very generous. He reached a deal with the security company with a commission of 100 million yuan a month, so the four people went there to start working today.

The four security guards earn 100 million yuan a month. As long as you are not stupid, you will know what is going on, but after all, this shopping mall has invested nearly [-] billion yuan.

And there are little Taoist priests among the four security guards.

This is her first mission, and she doesn't know anything about the process. When she was in the car, the deputy manager told them about the general situation, that is, all kinds of strange things have happened in this shopping mall since its trial operation, and because of these The incident led to the mysterious death or disappearance of several security guards. The purpose of their trip was to investigate and solve it. The task time was three months, because the mall will officially open in three months, and there is no time to delay.

And the four of them were all assigned to the relevant task content, the other three were relatively normal, that is, the regular search and investigation, and when it was the little Taoist's turn, the deputy supervisor gave her a work plan, which was to work in the duty room of the mall every night. Sleep in the hotel, and only go back to the hotel arranged by Party A to rest during the day.

The little Taoist still didn't quite understand. After all, the deputy director said that the daily travel expenses of the four of them was 5000 yuan.If the 5000 yuan is to go to the duty room to sleep, she feels that this money is a bit unconscionable...

However, the deputy director didn't explain too much to her, just let her implement according to the work plan, and left the rest to play by ear.

When they arrived at the place, they saw the shopping mall as soon as they got out of the car. It looked nothing special from the outside, it was just an ordinary shopping mall, and there was an advertisement for investment promotion outside, because the sun was just right outside, but the inside was dark because there were no lights on. It was dark, with only a few people in security uniforms sitting at the door chatting.

At this time, the deputy director made a phone call, and a car stopped next to them in a short while, and then two middle-aged men who looked rich got off, and one of them reached out and held the deputy director's hand and said : "You guys are here, I'll trouble you for the rest, so I'll be the host first and invite you to have a light meal, so don't refuse."

As soon as the meal was mentioned, the little Taoist became excited. She looked at the deputy supervisor with expectation in her eyes, and the deputy supervisor just happened to see her eyes. In desperation, she could only sigh and said: "Then Please trouble Mr. Wu."

"You're being polite."

And he said it was a simple meal, but it was actually the biggest and best restaurant in the area. After all, he knew in his heart who came here this time. This is a real professional team, which is better than the two knives he hired outside. Liport didn't know where he was so strong.

Looking at a large table of dishes, the deputy supervisor didn't move his chopsticks much, and several other colleagues also took a few bites, but the little Taoist just put down the grass like playing Dynasty Warriors, and the boss saw her eating. He didn't say anything, just smiled and looked at the deputy director.

The deputy director nodded clearly, and leaned into Mr. Wu's ear and said, "She's the bottom of our box."

Hearing this, Mr. Wu immediately became happy, and then ordered another table of dishes, for fear that the little Taoist priest would not be full.And this little girl is also very forceful to take all the orders, and she ate 12 servings of sea cucumbers alone.

After eating and drinking enough, they entered the scheduled work place. In the dark hall of the shopping mall, Mr. Wu dismissed the secretary, and then said: "This place is unstable at night, and the monitoring can't be counted on." , I pretended to be a few times and it was broken, and the people who invited me were harmed several times, and I lost several million just for the money."

The deputy director looked back and forth and nodded: "Okay, my people will be stationed here for three months, and I will definitely solve the problem for you within three months."

"That's really a big thank you."

They were standing in the middle of the conversation, when suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the depths of the empty shopping mall. It seemed male but not female. The supervisor pressed it back calmly.

"Mr. Wu, why don't you go back first, and leave the rest to us."

"Thank you then."

After the boss left, the deputy director called the four of them into the security room for a small meeting. During the meeting, a pale human face was pasted on the glass of the security room with wide-open eyes. The black eyeballs are very small, the white eyeballs are very big, and the insides are covered with bloodshot eyes, and all the teeth in the mouth have disappeared. What is alive is a black hole, which looks very penetrating.

Everyone saw it, but the deputy director walked over and pulled the curtains before continuing the meeting.

"This time you have to work for three months no matter what, the first is to..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw that pale face seeping in through the window. The deputy director clicked his tongue impatiently, stretched out his hand to pinch the face, and dragged him in: "I like to listen to you!" Right! Stand up for me honestly!"

After finishing speaking, he opened the seal with both hands, and directly locked that A Piao on the wall: "If you can't write a summary after listening, I will let you drink cock blood for three months."

The security room was suddenly filled with happy laughter.

"Be quiet, be quiet. The work plan has been laid out in the car. The first is to give Party A a reasonable explanation so that he can clearly feel that the situation here has improved. The second is that he give us The deadline is three months, and we have to be here for at least two and a half months, otherwise the money will not be easy to talk about. The third is when we encounter this kind of thing.”

The deputy director pointed to A Piao on the wall: "You can just press it off, don't be merciless, but be careful, if there are some small and weak ones, you can keep them, and we will meet again in two months Get rid of it. Do you hear me clearly?"

"Listen clearly!"

The four people in the room expressed their understanding, while Apiao on the wall trembled.But at this time, the deputy director turned his head and smiled at it: "You understand? Now I give you two ways, either become a gift for the big opening ceremony on the first day of today, or be taken out by us at the end to help you reincarnate. You Choose yourself."

Ah Piao is not stupid, it nodded repeatedly, and then became a ghost...

At night, the deputy director still had to drive back to the headquarters, and the four of them were left here, so would you think this was a horror story?How could it be possible, for this level of terrorist incidents, for this level of security personnel, it is a happy comedian.

Except for the little Taoist priest who comes to sleep every day when he is full, the other three security personnel go there every day to fight landlords in the first half of the night, sleep in the second half of the night, patrol around at dawn, and then lead by the ghost Find A Piao who is hidden in every corner.

Under normal circumstances, the process after finding A Piao is to warn the other party first, and then watch the other party's reaction. If A Piao reacts strongly and resists, then kill him on the spot, then record the scene of killing these A Piao, and then give the next A Piao and Party A looks at it, and those who are obedient are numbered and reserved for the little Taoist priests to deal with.

In addition to eating, drinking and sleeping, the little Taoist just let these Ah Piao re-enter the reincarnation in the last half month. This is not difficult for her, after all, it is a professional player.The matter of superseding the undead is not too simple, it can be solved by consuming a piece of talisman paper.

But generally speaking, the content of the work is still a little too simple. The next day, she started to feel a little bored. She couldn't sleep during the day after going to bed at night, so she would carry a bag around to look for food.

It is well known in the unit that she can eat very well. After all, they have held a big eater competition before. The little Taoist weighs 45 kg but can eat half of his body weight. Those strong men who are 1.9 meters and [-] catties are far behind. It was not until everyone got the news that she was divided into the strongest pillars in the base, because it can be concluded from the gaffe made by the supervisor that day that she looks silly. The little guy has more than enough to pick a base by himself.

On the third day, she began to feel uneasy about the status quo. Simply sleeping at night could no longer satisfy her spiritual needs, so she would watch her colleagues play poker and chat with them.

Although everyone knows that she is a big shot, but her goofy way when she talks really makes it difficult to associate her with a big shot, and she is eating with a box of biscuits in her hand while staring at people fighting the landlord Look, it really has nothing to do with masters.

"Tell the story, don't play cards, tell the story." Finally, because she couldn't understand the way of the cards, she begged: "Tell the story and listen."

A few colleagues couldn't help it. When they met this kind of little fool, they were the big treasures of the whole group, so they had to put down the cards in their hands, and then gathered together. One of them suggested: "In this way, let's tell a ghost story by ourselves." , and then let Xiao Jin be the judge, whose story is the least scary, and who goes out to buy barbecue."

(End of this chapter)