What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 464 The end of the universe is the weaving
"Damn it, the car breaks down in a place like this."

The deputy director got out of the car and looked around, kicked the broken car helplessly, then opened the car door and shouted into the inside: "Everyone get down to get some air, the car is broken, I'm calling a tow truck now."

The people in the car got off one after another, and they sat in the shade of the trees on the side of the country road and started playing poker. The little Taoist priest didn't know how to play poker, so she picked milk vetch flowers on the edge of the field to play. There was not much traffic on the road. After all, they were already in the countryside, and the destination of their trip was one of the people on the death list. Although they didn't need to care about all the people, they still had to do things within the scope of their duties.

"Little sister, with our tossing around, we probably won't be able to catch anyone there."

The boss is an old Jianghu after all, he has more experience than others, so he asked, after all, they work in such a high-profile way, let alone scaring snakes, even earthworms will be startled by their spring thunder, Now those related people are probably exhausted, and it is impossible to stay in the local area and wait to die.

"I know." The deputy director stood beside him and lit a cigarette: "But what should be done still has to be done. I talked to the leader today, and they told us not to have too much hope, but they definitely didn't." They have to run, except for those who have already gone abroad, now they can't leave the country unless they swim out."

After the deputy director finished speaking, he asked with a smile, "Boss, why do you want to come to this business?"

"Isn't that saying that we can give you an allowance? I thought that I'd been working like this all my life, and I'd be almost fifty in a blink of an eye. I'd be able to retire with an allowance."

When the boss spoke, he had a helpless smile on his face. He had been a ranger all his life, but in the end he still had to rely on a mixed system to provide for the elderly. It was somewhat desolate to say the least.

"how about you?"

"Hey, let me tell you, villains like this are no longer popular these days. The villains now wear small suits and glasses, smile politely, and fight deadly. The look that only appeared in martial arts novels serialized in newspapers in the 70s and [-]s, look at your fat Toutuo and thin Toutuo, there are too many traces that can be imitated."

At this time, the battle was almost over on the other side, and both sides were evenly matched and both suffered some injuries, but only the bad girl was rubbed on the ground by the little Taoist priest.

The remaining two people, one of them looks like a dwarf, he doesn't look like a normal person at first glance, his face is full of flesh, but the body of a ten-year-old boy has the face of a 45-year-old butcher, and the other is a little normal. Limited, a very freshman man wearing a sequined black silk fishnet suit, with a fucking red underpants inside, he is the most eye-catching in the moonlight except for the fat man, after seeing it, he can't wait to pick out his eyeballs.

Therefore, shamanism is essentially based on strengthening spells, which is why the ability stays for a while after the release of the spell, just like the car chased by the hemorrhoid ointment last night, his indicators are still very high today, which belongs to this types.

Soon the tow truck came, and their car was towed to the nearest repair shop, and it was not completely repaired until the edge of the night. They ate something whole and went on the road again, and this time they arrived at the destination smoothly.

With the heavy elbow, the bad woman was sent flying more than ten meters away, and landed heavily.

"Here."

"It's unlucky for you to say that."

After finishing speaking, a red light appeared in her eyes, she looked very scary, and then suddenly there was a gust of wind accompanied by howling, and she had already plunged into the crowd, pushing the fat man away with a horizontal push with her left hand, and punching the stick insect on the ground with a heavy fist with her right hand Not knowing whether she was alive or dead on the tree, the other two attacked her with weapons. Four hands suddenly appeared behind her, forming a six-handed golden body.

After listening to his words, no one said anything, because everyone knew how much their industry wasted every year. To put it bluntly, they were all consumables, but some things still had to be done by people. Since they chose this industry, there was no There is nothing to complain about, try to die later, and as for dying, it is really a godsend of good luck.

"Isn't it crooked?"

And at this moment, the blood-red aura on the little Taoist's body suddenly began to surge, and he muttered: "Hereticians can be killed..."

The deputy director took a look, and there were exactly five of them, no more, no less, as if he was deliberately waiting for them. The 5V5 situation on the scene was indeed a regular setting for a matchmaking game.

They have popularized science on this before. There are such techniques of inviting gods in both the north and the south.However, there is a saying in the south that "a righteous god does not possess a body, and a possessed body is not a righteous god", but it does not exist in shamanism. Although shamanism is not animism, it also includes fire, mountains, rivers, trees, sun, moon, stars, thunder and lightning, etc. Clouds, ice and snow, wind and rain, rainbows and certain animals are regarded as the gods who dominate nature and the world with anthropomorphic imagination and mystical spirituality.Most of the gods in shamanistic rituals are enhancements of certain abilities endowed by nature to humans, such as "Bresta Sheriff" I watched when I was a child, in which the strength of bears, the eyes of eagles, the speed of leopards, and the ears of wolves , which is theoretically the ability of shamanism and druidism, and belongs to the category of natural enhancement.

The deputy director was still sizing up the woman who was speaking, and suddenly felt that someone had pulled him by the neckline, but when he turned around, he found that the person who was pulling him was hemorrhoid cream, and there was already a stab on the spot where he was standing just now. There, without hemorrhoid ointment, his entire reproductive system and one-third of his rectum would definitely be lost.

A few people in the car came to the door, and there was no one in the security room, and it was pitch black with no people in it. They looked at each other, and finally the deputy director said: "It seems that I really got the news in advance, run gone."

"After asking the gods to take over the immortals, there will be a period of strengthening of the five senses and six senses. We are all righteous immortals, not evil gods."

Xiangu didn't speak, but silently looked at the little Taoist priest who was breaking off branches in the distance, her eyes were full of confusion.

"You guys are going too far, let's engage in a sneak attack."

There is a person sitting on the tree next to them. The height of 1.7 meters is like a clothes drying pole. If you look carefully, you can see that it is a person. If you don’t look carefully, you may think it is a stick insect mutated by nuclear radiation. The fat man below His arms were as thick as his waist, and he was still eating while sitting there, just like a praying mantis eating.

But today this place is not as brightly lit as it used to be, but rather dark.

The night in the mountains is very scary if there are no lights. The owls' calls are clear and loud, and there are many unknown chirping insects. The atmosphere is directly rendered to the level of a horror movie.

After she finished speaking, she also disappeared with a bang, and after seeing her leave, the little Taoist stopped her killing intent and slowly returned to normal.

"Is there anyone else in there? Where is it?"

After a short stay, she suddenly accelerated towards the little Taoist priest, and slashed at her neck with one hand, but the little Taoist priest did not dodge or evade, and defended himself against the thunderous blow with one hand.

"The heretics among the evil heretics."

As soon as the words fell, a large number of ground thorns spewed out from the ground. They hurriedly avoided, and then picked up their weapons and killed them when they found the gap. Soon the two sides caught up and fought together.

"Is there anything auspicious or unlucky? In this line of work, who doesn't have his head on his crotch, no one knows if he will die in the next second."

Following the direction of the finger of the hemorrhoid ointment, there were indeed a few shadowy people sitting there under the big tree not far away, and it seemed that the visitors were indeed hostile.

"You bastards who got away from Buddhism but went to extremes. That woman should be Jade Guanyin, and that skinny man should be Jianglong."

The boss fights the stick insect, the hemorrhoid ointment fights the fat man, the deputy director fights with the little dwarf, and the fairy girl fights with the sequined black silk. In front of the woman, the two didn't even look at each other, because the little Taoist's attention was all on the potato chips.

"And you, hemorrhoids."

The next moment, the bad woman's sixth sense suddenly activated, and she retreated almost instinctively, and then the little Taoist's very close finger came down from where she was standing just now. Zhifeng directly punched a big hole where the bad woman was standing before.

The bad woman had to be careful in the beginning, but the next moment she felt her eyes blurred, and then she couldn't find the figure of the little Taoist priest. The Immortal of Heyi pointed her out and flew her out.

"What the hell are these people doing?" The deputy director broke free from the dwarf's attack range and came behind the little Taoist priest to form a back-to-back posture with her: "Their posture is so strange."

"Hold the grass, I've heard that these gangsters are from a cult."

"Heretics." The little Taoist muttered, lowered his body, and rushed up quickly: "Surrender."

"Yo, you still recruit child labor?"

"You can call me a nickname, but you can't take away my cream. I'm simple, just like the boss. The old lady at home helped me entrust me with the name of the relationship report, just to be able to make up. My hometown is in the village. It’s difficult to go on a blind date after weaving.” The hemorrhoid ointment said: “I haven’t thought about anything else, I’m still single in my thirties, and I’ll go back to the blind date when I get a little better.”

"En!" Hearing the leader's activation order, the little Taoist threw the plastic bag in his hand, and flicked at the bad woman twice with both hands. Two copper coins flew out, hitting the spike in the bad woman's hand. superior.

After walking in, with the help of the moonlight, you can see with the naked eye that the five people under the tree are all grotesque, but there is a woman who looks like a real top, with a bee waist and hips, big Nana, long hair and draped shoulders. , It looks like it's burning.

After finishing speaking, he took out a swinging stick from behind him, and stretched out his hand to push open the half-hidden door.

At this moment, the little Taoist seemed to be thinking about that bad woman, her copper coin turned into a copper coin sword, and she approached step by step. Jumping and moving back with her hands behind her back, seeing that the opponent was not fast, she whistled quickly, and then the injured people quickly disappeared into smoke and dust.

The bad woman frowned when she saw her appearance, and with a light wave of her slender hand, a wind knife blew past, but the little Taoist didn't even have eyes to look at, and avoided the wind knife with a flick of his head.This hand surprised the bad woman, and then she turned her hands over, and two long thorns appeared in her hands, and the toes protruded from the little Taoist's face.

The terrifying strength made this bad woman's weapon drop out of her hand directly, and even a hole was torn from the tiger's mouth, and blood flowed profusely immediately. She gasped from the pain, and quickly retreated a few steps, carefully looking at the woman in front of her. No matter how you look at it, the little sister is not an adult.

The rest of the people are weird everywhere. The one in the front is a bald fat guy who weighs more than 1.5 catties. Sitting there, you can’t tell how tall you are, but you can only look at [-] meters six at most. The weather is not warm now. The temperature in the mountains Even lower, but his upper body is bare, and the fat can't be seen. The key point is that there is a string of LED lights hanging around his neck, in case people can't see his white pig-like fat.

"You dare to say it, but I remember that your ability is not bad. During the assessment, you were second-class and third-class."

"Little sister, my sister won't play with you."

"Ah? Me?" After thinking for a moment, Xiangu laughed: "My long-cherished wish is to kill all the monsters in the world, but I'm not very capable, and I can't beat the slightly stronger ones. If you come here to mess with your thighs, you will subdue the demons." Fumo, I am in charge of calling you guys in the back."

"I haven't heard much about it."

"Hey, what do you compare with her? There are only three of her level in our unit nationwide. Two of them are provincial directors." The deputy director waved his hand and said, "The supervisors in our central provinces are not as good as her. I am also a city-level supervisor. Deputy director, she beat me like a dog."

"Not necessarily." The hemorrhoid ointment raised his nose and inhaled: "It smells good."

He whispered: "Get ready for battle."

The destination is a group of villas, which is the kind of resort center built in the deep mountains. This kind of place is closed to the public most of the time. I understand the specific reasons. Although the outside looks unpretentious, the feasting and feasting inside are only Only those who have been there can taste the essence.

After speaking, she took out the talisman and drew it on the palm of her hand with the blood from the tiger's mouth. After she muttered for a while, the wound began to heal quickly, and then the various functions of the body were also quickly replenished and strengthened.

"A layman, right? A layman from the Nine Gates and Twelve Paths." The boss also escaped in embarrassment at this time. The attack of the stick insect was fast and detailed. Although the boss had the upper hand in the first battle, his body was already densely packed. Fine wounds.

"Is your shamanism so outrageous?"

Before the deputy director finished speaking, the most normal-looking woman couldn't straighten up laughing: "Right, I just said that your looks are too exaggerated."

"Little Tudou, work!" the deputy director shouted.

"You said it yourself, the classic villain, of course the villain has to do the villain's work." It was the bad woman who spoke, and she stood up charmingly, and raised her hand lightly: "I'll play with you."

"I'm afraid we have offended a terrible organization." The deputy director said while clutching his stomach, "Hold the grass, my intestines are about to come out, hurry up and treat me."

At this moment, Xiangu rushed over with a shovel: "Don't move, I will clean your wound!"

And the boss looked at the place where they disappeared and turned his head to look at the hemorrhoid cream: "Bai Lian heretics, right?"

"It should be, go back and report. This matter may be a bit big."

(End of this chapter)