What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 474 Jade Jade Jade Jade Lion

Once upon a time, when Qing Lingzi was still a teenager, he sat on the ascension platform of the Qingyang Sect in Kunlun and looked up at the starry sky. At that time, he imagined that one day he would ascend to Taoism, travel beyond the nine heavens, and soar upward against the wind.

But as he became stronger and more things came into contact with, he began to notice something was wrong.The so-called gods are nothing more than that. They laugh at the stupidity of the world, but they themselves may not be much smarter.They trick the world into penance, and in the end the penance is still begging, but they are born gods.

Counting carefully, there are not many gods in the world who have been cultivated by mortals, but they eat mortals' salaries and turn their heads to take what they give and take from mortals.During the Shang and Zhou dynasties, living people were used as sacrifices. Qing Lingzi asked the master why this was so. The master said that people are the bread and butter of heaven, and it should be so.Qing Lingzi was puzzled, so he asked his master why all living beings are still fed on mortals?The master didn't answer, but just taught him to practice hard, and only through hard work can he become a foodie.

After that, Qing Lingzi retreated for 30 years. However, other people's retreats are hard work. Only this Qing Lingzi retreated and pondered whether the master's words were right or wrong. After thousands of battles between heaven and man, Qing Lingzi finally figured it out—— That's like shit.

Even if the sky has the ability to reward the good and punish the evil, it must never give or take without asking the reason, so Qing Lingzi came to a sudden, and then it was a 300-year journey to break the sky. He first practiced forbidden techniques and created techniques. Then he destroyed the ancient Kunlun, slaughtered the immortal Buddha, and surrendered to the Lord. In the end, when he was qualified to stand on the top of Yuxu and ascend to the immortal platform, he pointed at the sky and cursed and invited to fight, but no one responded.

In 1970 BC, there were no more immortals and Buddhas in the land of China, and the five realms of heaven and earth did not interfere with each other. Only then did a hundred schools of thought contend in the following times, and the rise of the human race, Qing Lingzi played the most important role here.

Afterwards, he studied the calendar and spells of the four methods all the way, and taught countless disciples. However, no one in the human world became immortals. Qing Lingzi and several other sages were called the ancestors of the earth immortals. However, his reputation is not obvious. On the contrary, Zhen Yuanzi, who ranks lower among the great earth immortals, has become popular until now because of a novel.And you must know that even Zhen Yuanzi, who is at the bottom of the ranking, is an existence that is not to be provoked by idle gods, and even the Lord Buddha has to give some face.

The same is true for Qing Lingzi. Although he is indeed not as good as a few main god-level masters, he is also a figure who is a bit of a headache to watch the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and the main god-level immortals and Buddhas cannot easily interfere in the human world.After that, the Lingshan faction refused to admit defeat and insisted on reaching in. The one who greeted them was the emperor who destroyed the Buddha. In the end, Lingshan fell and all the Buddhas fell.Only then did the Black Spirit Mountain, also known as the Dead Spirit Mountain, come into existence.

And it was because of the constant struggle between Qing Lingzi and the subsequent Holy Lords that Huaxia land was not gradually eroded by the upper three realms like other places, and even gradually completed the transition from subordination to contract relationship with the gods.And in those few years when Qing Lingzi was the most beautiful and coquettish, a large number of articles about Tiandou have been circulated all the way to today, such as "The Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountain", "Yi Shoots the Nine Suns", etc., which seem to be things from ancient times, but retrospectively. It sounds like something that was handed down in the pre-Qin period.

I don’t want to talk about whether there is such a thing specifically, but the fighting spirit of "you make me unhappy even if you are a thief, I will fight with you to the end" has taken root since then.Therefore, the slavery society came to an end in the Warring States period.

So if Qinglingzi hadn't lost to Yingzheng, no one would know what would happen to this land. Anyway, one thing for sure is that there would definitely not be as many dogs that love foreigners as there are now.

But there is no way, the world is not the world of more than 2000 years ago, and Qing Lingzi is not the Qing Lingzi of more than 2000 years ago. Now he is standing on the Shengxiantai again, looking at the white mountains, and he feels a little bit embarrassed in his heart.

"Dog, come, come, come and drink."

The Jade Lion's call sounded behind him, and when Qing Lingzi turned his head, his long hair was loose in the direction of the wind, but his eyes were cold.

"Abstained from alcohol for many years."

"Quit? It's so boring to quit. Oh, you, this person, is always like an ascetic monk, not lustful, not greedy for money, and not greedy for money. What are you trying to live these two lifetimes for?"

Qing Lingzi smiled: "I said that I want to be peaceful forever, you will laugh at me?"

"No, it's not unusual to say anything from your mouth anyway, if you are friends enough, you can have a drink with me."

Qing Lingzi picked up the wine bottle, pondered for a moment, then raised his head and drank it down. After drinking the wine, Qing Lingzi looked up at the dark clouds that were still snowing in the sky, and snorted coldly: "It's in the way!"

After speaking, he stretched out his hand and waved, the sky was like a fish belly cut open by a sharp knife, and the thick clouds gradually dispersed, revealing the blue sky unique to the plateau.

"Good! Good! It's fun, it's fun! The Qing Lingzi I knew is back after all."

The Jade Lion patted his thigh and laughed, while Qing Lingzi stood with his hands behind his back on the Immortal Terrace, pointing out to the mountains: "Old cat, do you want to come out with me to see the prosperity of this world?"

The Jade Lion yawned, showing a lack of interest: "I'm not interested, I'm not interested. What's so interesting about prosperity, I'd rather..."

As soon as the words fell, the Jade Lion was held down by Qing Lingzi in the hot spring. When he broke free, he found himself in a hot spring with white mist. The surrounding scene was no longer the majestic Kunlun Mountains. , the scenery is pleasant.

"Wow, old dog!" Jade Lion scolded, "Why are you still so domineering? You won't let me refuse?"

At this time, Qing Lingzi was already standing in the hot spring, holding a flagon and pouring wine into his mouth, completely ignoring the protests of the Jade Lion next to him, but even though the Jade Lion protested a few times, everyone who has been friends for thousands of years, saw Qing Lingzi like this again. The appearance of a free and unrestrained wild wave is actually a relief, throwing off the clothes that are in the way on his body and turning into a lion lying in the pool.

"Old Dog, when you and I met, I was only 27 years old, and neither were you. Now it's 3000 years ago."

"Three thousand 320 years."

"Yes." The Jade Lion looked towards the sky: "How many vicissitudes have been turned into dust."

Qing Lingzi smiled, looked at the jade lion and smiled softly, but somewhat missed the angry horse with blue mouth, white teeth and fresh clothes at that time, thinking of the dead cat when it first met in the snow mountain, its legs were injured by the jade dragon, Worried that he might hurt him, he grinned at himself.

Now the sapphire dragon has long been a handful of earth in Kunlun Mountains, and the jade lions have also become the sacred beasts of Kunlun.Unbelievable regret, unbearable emotion.

"The best thing I've eaten in these years is the leftovers you gave me." Jade Lion suddenly turned around and said, "I thought I was going to die. If it wasn't for you, I'd have been buried in ice and snow long ago." Among the mountains."

"It's fate. From the current point of view, I never imagined that there would be a lion in Kunlun Mountains."

Speaking of this, one person and one lion laughed up to the sky again.

After the two of them talked about the past, the lion suddenly asked: "What is your intention to reopen the mountain gate?"

"It's about time. The only way to be orthodox is to pass it on. When I finish my secular affairs, I will start preaching. Now the number of people in the lineage of the Holy Master is thin. If you don't get excited, you may not be able to communicate with other worlds in the future." Confrontation, since my Qing Lingzi is still alive, I cannot allow the human world to be slaughtered by them again."

"You are really foolish and loyal. What's so good about your Holy Master? It deserves your loyalty."

Qing Lingzi's face changed suddenly, Yu Shizi realized that he had slipped his words, and quickly pouted a few times: "Just pretend I farted."

"It's been 3000 years, and your dog's brain hasn't grown yet!"

Jade Lion doesn't want to irritate this old ass with endless axes. He has beaten him a lot. In the past, he was beaten when he was young. Now everyone has to call him "Old Patriarch" when he sees him. It's unseemly...

"Hey, I'm asking you." The Jade Lion paddled to Qing Lingzi's side: "What kind of person is this generation of Holy Master? I heard that Holy Masters are all powerless?"

Qing Lingzi chuckled but said nothing.

"Speak up, let me ask you."

"Okay, I'll introduce you." Qing Lingzi patted the Jade Lion's head: "Become a human!"

The Jade Lion turned into a human with a howl, picked up wet clothes from the water and put them on. After landing on the shore, his body was immediately steamed dry and refreshed by the flames of the sun, while Qing Lingzi also went on the stage so wet, but he His ability was even better, just stomping lightly, a water figure in the shape of Qing Lingzi stayed in place, he took two steps forward, and the water figure disappeared.

"Show off skills, bah!" Jade Lion sneered at Qing Lingzi's show off skills: "When will you be able to correct your flaws in showing off skills?"

Qing Lingzi didn't bother to answer, and walked forward with his hands behind his back, while Jade Lion pinched his nose helplessly and endured this pretentious dog.

After walking outside, it was already nightfall. In the distance, Hei Guanyin was lighting fairy sticks with Gemini. There was a light on in the dining room. Xiao Zhang was cooking there in an apron, and Xiao Xiao was sitting there watching TV. I didn't see Miss Succubus today. According to the novel, she has to go to the city because there is something wrong with her social security and she needs to re-merge her accounts.

Although Xiao Zhang doesn't understand why a succubus has social security at all, but since she has something to do, let her do it, and nothing will happen anyway.

"My lord, let me introduce, this is my old friend." Qing Lingzi gave up a seat: "Snow Mountain Jade Lion."

Brother Xiao Zhang turned his head and glanced at him. He didn't express much, but just nodded slightly.Although the Jade Lion was a bit rude, he knew that if he disrespected the Holy Master at this moment, he would be beaten up by Qing Lingzi, so he immediately saluted.

"I just happened to be cooking, please wait a moment."

"Thank you, my lord, my subordinates are sincere and fearful."

Brother Xiao Zhang just shook his head with a smile, but he didn't say anything. After all, Qinglingzi wouldn't be as casual as before when there were guests, which is understandable.

After taking his seat, the Jade Lion approached Qing Lingzi and whispered, "Is this the current Holy Master?"

Qing Lingzi nodded, and the Jade Lion smacked his mouth a few times: "It seems that the Holy Master of this generation is really powerless."

"Huh?" Qing Lingzi was stunned for a moment, and made a very uneducated voice, then he immediately covered his mouth, and a smile appeared in his originally cold eyes: "You really think so?"

"Well, it feels a little ordinary."

"Sliding the world's great joke."

Qing Lingzi snorted coldly, and then stopped talking, just quietly waiting for Brother Zhang to serve them food. After all, this thing can't prove anything to the Jade Lion. Great show.

Today, brother Zhang prepares braised rabbit and dry roasted beef, with two halves of wild vegetables grown in the farm and mushroom soup found on the back mountain. The four dishes are simple but delicious. Yu The lion ate his mouth full and kept praising the delicious food.

"I've decided to change the best meal of my life to this one," he said.

Qing Lingzi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he had never seen a person who rebelled so quickly, but it was also because the lion had never eaten anything good in his life.

"Major injury, I reopened the mountain gate." Qing Lingzi started to speak after putting down the bowl and chopsticks: "I will start preaching after finishing my work in the mountain and sea world."

"Well, good thing." Brother Zhang opened a bottle of Coke and drank it: "Just tell me if you have any difficulties."

"Thank you Lord."

In fact, Xiao Zhang asked Qing Lingzi not to call him the master more than once. This title is too secondary, and people can't help but think of the bad years in the past, but Qing Lingzi insisted on calling him that. The biggest difference between those twelve spirits who are ineffective is that they do not forget their original intentions. This was the case in the past and it is even more so now, so in order not to join forces with the twelve spirits, he insisted on calling Xiao Zhang the master.

After several corrections to no avail, Brother Zhang didn’t insist anymore, and let Qing Lingzi call him that, not to mention getting used to it over time...

"Holy Lord, if you can satisfy his wish, can that satisfy mine?"

Jade Lion said something abruptly, he obviously meant to provoke Qing Lingzi, so no matter how Qing Lingzi stepped on his jiojio below, he would not be moved.

Brother Xiao Zhang asked with a smile after listening, "Then what wish do you have?"

The Jade Lion hurriedly took a sip of water and swallowed the food in his mouth, and said with a smile: "I have a mountain on Kunlun Mountain, that is my dojo, no matter what I planted for thousands of years, I couldn't grow it, and now it is still bare A piece of snow all year round. I just want the Lord to do me a favor and make it... more spring."

Little Brother Zhang glanced at Qing Lingzi, Qing Lingzi was covering his forehead and lowering his head, looking ashamed.

"Okay."

Brother Xiao Zhang agreed to him with a smile, and then stretched out his hand to flick the Jade Lion's forehead. At that moment, the Jade Lion seemed to be thrown into a black hole, and the body was spinning violently, and there was a glimpse of it in front of his eyes. After everything calmed down, he found that He himself was in a green grass field full of spring, and the surrounding mountains were still pale to the eye, but the green grass under his feet was full of shade, insects and birds were singing, like a paradise.

The strong wind outside cannot blow in, and the snow that is as cold as a knife cannot fall. The only thing that can come in is the bright sunshine. It is not warm to say that it is warm on the body, but it does not have the warmth it used to.

The jade lion turned into a prototype and rolled happily on the grass, then suddenly thought of something, rushed to his cave, and once he entered, he couldn't help but wowed: "I'm convinced!"

I saw the once dark, cold and lifeless cave, but now it is a different scene. Not only is the temperature as warm as spring, there is just a beam of sunlight directly shining down at the widest part of the cave, making the dark cave extremely bright, and All the warmth comes from a fist-sized treasure on top of the head. Jade Lion doesn't know what it is, but he dare not touch it because it is very hot like a sun.

Seeing the disappearance of the jade lion, Qing Lingzi couldn't help showing a wry smile when he looked at Xiao Zhang, and Xiao Zhang also said with a smile: "In the future, you will inevitably ask him to help, and helping him is also helping you."

(End of this chapter)