What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 493 Isn't this a coincidence?
"It hurts."

Brother Xiao Zhang put his hand into the boiling hot pot, and then retracted like lightning, but his face was full of excitement after being burned, and those who didn't know really thought he had some special hobby.

But for Xiao Zhang, the pain has not appeared for a long time. The last time was the colic caused by eating a bad stomach in elementary school, but many years have passed, and he has forgotten the pain.

And with the pain, he can also taste the spicy taste, which is why he comes to eat hot pot now.The low-end self-service hot pot, all-you-can-eat for 49 per person, but he happily ate a lot of junk food that he would never touch, such as ham sausage full of starch, crab sticks from Hextech, and pressed leftovers Meatloaf.

But now he doesn't care about these things, the joy the return of pain gives him is far more joyful than any kind of delicacies.

This feeling is like a color-blind person suddenly opens his eyes and finds that he can see the colors of the world. The excitement and joy are indescribable.

"What do you do every day in your pleasure hole?"

"Do something bad." Brother Zhang said mysteriously: "But I can't say it, it's too obscene."

When he was talking about this, Fairy Shui Lin, who was eating buffet hot pot with him, squinted her eyes and went online to look at him: "What bad things can you men do, isn't it just astringent."

"More than that, but I won't say it."

Fairy Shui Lin didn't continue to ask questions, but just buried her head in eating the hot pot, and then ate her mouth like a sausage. When she looked up, she found that Xiao Zhang's lips on the opposite side had also become that virtue, and her face was covered with sweat, but he Still eating.

"Have you been hungry for a long time?"

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head, wiped his mouth with a tissue and said, "I haven't eaten much since I didn't feel hungry, but today I feel hungry."

How should I put it, Brother Zhang has basically changed from Brother Zhang to Xiao Zhang after this set of operations. After breaking away from the fairy filter, he becomes ordinary and simple, neither trendy nor wretched. , can be regarded as an honest man with good looks and good fighting skills.But only Fairy Shui Lin knew how terrifying he really was. Nearly a hundred thousand clones were placed over there, and each one's abilities were beyond her reach. Just one random clone would be enough to sweep the world.

"Let's go, my sister will take you to become an adult tonight." Fairy Shui Lin suddenly smirked and said, "I'll introduce you to some sisters who can practice dual cultivation, and I promise to make you drunk to death in the gentle town."

"It's not necessary."

Although that is what he said, but the current Little Brother Zhang has nothing to do with Fairy Shui Lin, he was dragged by Fairy Shui Lin to a small villa area in the city, and met two sisters who she said could master the art of dual cultivation .

When Xiao Zhang ran out, he only felt his heart beating violently, but when he went back and looked back, he found it very interesting.

"So fast?" Fairy Shui Lin, who was waiting for him outside, glanced at her phone: "Less than 30 seconds? What's wrong with you?"

"No." Brother Zhang wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth vigorously: "I feel disgusted when she licks me."

Fairy Shui Lin rolled her eyes: "You are too innocent, aren't you?"

Xiao Zhang took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that Qing Lingzi had sent him more than 20 messages and more than 100 voice messages in the past few days. Let's go, see you at the tournament."

"Hey!"

Fairy Shui Lin rushed forward to grab Xiao Zhang, but he disappeared in front of Shui Lin directly through the illusory realm, causing Shui Lin to sigh with his arms crossed, and at this time a man walked out from the second floor of the small villa. The coquettish and charming woman lay on the balcony on the second floor and jokingly said: "Shui Lin, what are you doing, you brought a young child here, and he failed at the beginning."

"Shut up, useless thing." Shui Lin scolded, "You can't even handle a man."

"You can go by yourself." The woman above lit a cigarette: "Is he your little friend?"

"How is it possible, he is my savior."

"Let me just say, how could stingy Shuilin bring his girlfriend to me to play with?"

Fairy Shui Lin snorted coldly: "I brought him to play with you."

After speaking, Shui Lin lightly jumped onto the roof: "I'll come to see you for shopping in a few days, so let's go first."

"Remember to bring that handsome guy, without him, I don't want to talk to you."

"Go away, people think you are dirty!"

Shui Lin flew over the city and disappeared into the night under the scolding voices of her girlfriends, and in the process of walking, Fairy Shui Lin felt that the spiritual power in her body was continuously flowing, as if it was a torrent of rivers gushing out, she knew in her heart This is the power of that flat peach, and this is the power after less than [-]% of the aura of the flat peach is absorbed, if all of it is absorbed...

Thinking of this Fairy Shui Lin wishing she could slap herself, she wasted a chance to ascend in the daytime, so much precious spiritual energy lit fireworks for her...

At this time, Brother Zhang had been sent to Qing Lingzi by the Spiritual Illusion Realm, Qing Lingzi stared at him for a long time, his little head was full of great doubts.

Seeing Qing Lingzi's doubts, Brother Zhang also laughed: "It's strange?"

Hey, I'm asking this question... What's so strange, it's simply outrageous. Well, Qing Lingzi's spiritual sense is very keen. When Brother Zhang appeared in front of him, he couldn't feel any pure and turbid energy. , there is only a numbness of peppercorns.

He didn't dare to ask what the Holy Master had been doing these past few days, but he couldn't accept that the Holy Master had become like this, and felt sad.

It was Xiao Zhang who took the initiative to tell Qing Lingzi what happened to him. The two sat on both sides of the tea room, Xiao Zhang slowly narrated while Qing Lingzi was terrified.

There are people in the world who take the initiative to accept the baptism of the demons, and the key point is to regard the cave of the demons as a temple of happiness. How can there be any reason for this?However, Qing Lingzi was relieved to hear that Brother Zhang did not intend to abdicate directly, but when he heard that Brother Zhang had divided himself into [-] shares, he became worried again.

"My lord, this is very dangerous. As long as one of them still retains your consciousness, this..."

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said: "No matter how many me there are, they are all real me. No matter which me replaces the current me, it will be the real me. We are all equal, and no one replaces the other. I."

Qing Lingzi didn't know what to say, but he wouldn't try to persuade the Holy Master, because this is the power of the Holy Master, and their subordinates have no reason to stop it, it's just...

Qing Lingzi suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Holy Master, then... isn't there hope for an heir?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Zhang quickly waved his hands: "Don't worry about this, I just want to ask you what route I should take now."

"The subordinates don't understand the meaning of the Holy Master."

"You see, all my things are now zero, and this body is the body of an ordinary person. Because I found a problem, that is, if I want to control my own destiny, I must give up all my abilities. Even if there is nothing left, positive infinity can only be multiplied by zero to return to zero. As long as I retain even a little bit of power, it is positive infinity." Xiao Zhang explained: "So I can only have mine if I maintain a zero posture. Life."

"zero?"

"Mathematical zero, not Chengdu zero."

"Oh, I understand." Qing Lingzi nodded and said, "I understand what the Holy Master means. The Holy Master is asking my subordinates, how should you continue now?"

"Ah."

After being silent for a long time, Qing Lingzi raised his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "Why don't you leave an heir... The subordinates will go and screen for the master."

"It's not urgent... I won't die. As long as my body breaks down, the first substitute will activate, and if all the substitutes are broken, then the original me will come back. I won't die."

"Hmm..." Qing Lingzi nodded again: "Since this is the case, the master might as well listen to his subordinates."

Brother Zhang nodded and waited for Qing Lingzi to talk.

Qing Lingzi added another cup of tea to brother Zhang, then lit the incense again, then knelt on the futon, and said in a deep voice: "First of all, I congratulate the Holy Master for breaking out of the cage. Secondly, I'm sorry to say that if the Holy Master If the Lord wants to maintain such stability, then the identity of the Lord must not be known to outsiders, all you need to do is plan in the dark, otherwise troubles will be inevitable."

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded when he heard the words, took out a pen and paper and wrote it down.

"Thirdly, since the Holy Master is happy to be reborn, he will simply leave the past behind and start over. Now that the Holy Master's face and body are all youthful, it is better to simply live in the appearance of a mortal to satisfy the Lord's yearning. Second, after going through trivial matters such as firewood, rice, oil, salt, etc., it is also a sharpening of the state of mind. Thirdly, being in the sea of ​​people and seeing all beings in the world can also make the Holy Master yearn for something."

"Well, yes."

"There is also the fourth point, that is, the Lord can choose a woman to give birth to an heir from the sea of ​​people. At that time, the subordinates will do their best to cultivate the young master. When the young master becomes a talent, the master can Let go of all the burdens on your body completely, whether it is wandering in the rivers and lakes or enjoying a happy life, it is all according to the Lord's will."

Brother Xiao Zhang sneered: "You always think about why I have a baby?"

Qing Lingzi hurriedly got up and knelt down: "My lord, this matter is no child's play. If the lord has no future, the subordinates will not feel at ease. As for other things, since the lord is relieved of me, Qing Lingzi, then Qing Lingzi You will definitely handle all the big and small things properly, and you will never let the master worry about these trivial matters."

Brother Zhang understands the meaning of his old boy's words. To put it bluntly, he wants to concentrate on picking up girls and having a cub, and forget about other things. The world is not as big as the whole child.

"Oh, that's right. Let me ask you a question." Brother Zhang asked curiously: "When I used various secret methods before, the power was very terrifying. Now? How is it now?"

"Well...you don't have to worry, my lord. Without the power of heaven and earth, my lord is just one of the mortal beings, and there will be no such terrifying celestial phenomena." After Qing Lingzi patiently explained, he suddenly changed the subject: " But the lord must be careful to distinguish, absolutely not to give birth to children with non-human women, even demons and ghosts, the blood of the lord cannot be polluted."

Xiao Zhang pointed at himself: "I have the blood of a fox, so I'm not a Chunzhong person either."

Qing Lingzi pursed his lips and took a few deep breaths before saying: "At that time, the subordinates were not here, and the matter passed away. Master, think about it, if the battle between humans and gods resumes one day, if my lord in the world is pointed at The nose said that it has the blood of evil spirits and monsters, wouldn't that be a big joke. So the Lord must be careful."

"Okay...then what should I do now?"

"Life is nothing more than greed, hatred and ignorance. Since the Lord is willing to leave the realm of heaven and man dreamed of by others to pursue this greed, hatred and ignorance, then it is better to start from the beginning. The most joyful thing in the world is to step up to the tower in the heart step by step. .”

Little Brother Zhang propped his chin and thought for a while: "I understand."

After the guidance of Qing Lingzi, Brother Zhang probably already has his own goals. Anyway, he eats when he is hungry, drinks when he is thirsty, and sleeps when he is sleepy. Every day, he will go to the life he wants little by little. rush to.

But even so, he still needs to formulate a plan. After all, many things still need to be perfected and studied by himself. There is only a moment of greed and joy left.

The World's No. [-] Martial Arts Tournament still has the second half of the schedule, Brother Zhang decided to wait until the end of the schedule before going back to think of a plan, and stayed in this place for a few days to stroll around and take a look.

Not to mention, after regaining his normal mood, he has paid attention to things that he didn't care about at all before. For example, the most obvious thing is that the female monks who were inferior to pigs and dogs in his eyes now feel that one is worse than the other. The one with the long legs and fair skin was greeted and sent off like a beauty pageant, which made him post a question on Weihu after returning to his room at night, asking "why are female practitioners more beautiful than most ordinary people?" .

There were more than 1000 floors of answers that night, and there were all kinds of outrageous answers, but one answer said that there was nothing on the point.

At this time, Fairy Shui Lin also came back, and now she dare not rush into Xiao Zhang's room to ask "coffee tea or me", because Xiao Zhang, who was full of divinity before, would let her go, but now Brother Zhang, who has been corrupted by demons, is really good at Japanese people.

So she made a video call with Xiao Zhang in the room, and then deliberately only wore pajamas, and if the pajamas were not enough, she had to deliberately not fasten the top two buttons, and even looked for angles. .

Fortunately, Xiao Zhang is very honest, no one dared to be so presumptuous in front of him before, and Shui Lin is a standard two-dimensional character, so no one took it seriously.

It's just that Xiao Zhang had a bad dream when he was sleeping at night, which is not a bad thing for him, because it means that the endocrine that he should have has returned, and he will no longer force himself to be calm when he sees everything as before.

(End of this chapter)