What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 495
Opening the curtains, the warm sun of late spring shines directly into the room, fully revealing the mess in the house.

Brother Zhang put on his trousers but couldn't find his shirt after searching around, so he went out and asked, "Where's my shirt?"

At the moment, in the kitchen, Miss Jin is making breakfast, and she is wearing Brother Zhang's shirt, but what people don't expect is that she, who is full of aura on weekdays, loves girly cotton underwear.

"It's on me, you can wear pajamas." Miss Jin turned her head and said with a smile.

"Oh, where's the pajamas?"

"In the second drawer of the middle door of the closet."

Brother Xiao Zhang took out his pajamas from the drawer and put them on, it fit him perfectly, so he walked to the kitchen door and leaned there with a smile and asked, "Why do you have men's pajamas here?"

"Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared." Jin Mei put the fried eggs and steak on the plate: "I don't know how to cook, they are all instant food in the refrigerator, so let's eat."

Brother Xiao Zhang didn't say anything, just took the plate and put it on the table in the dining room, then took off the apron from the side: "Let me do it."

Ms. Jin was not polite, but gave him the kitchen. Xiao Zhang first took off two slices of white bread, spread butter on them, put cheese on them, and then covered them with bacon, and put them in the air fryer at 180 degrees 15 Minutes, then mix tomatoes, purple cabbage, lettuce, corn, pineapple with lemon juice, sea salt and olive oil, and finally use eggs, flour and starch to make a batter in a pan to make bo cakes and put those vegetables Rolled in a cake.

While he was cooking, Miss Jin stood at the door and looked at him the whole time: "Have you ever considered that if I get pregnant, your eldest son will be a half-demon?"

"When people are impulsive, they don't think so much." Brother Zhang said while starting to heat up the milk: "And you should be able to avoid it."

"Yes, but it's not necessary." Miss Jin said with a smile while crossing her arms, "I'm still very particular about fate. When fate comes, it will come."

"Then come."

Brother Xiao Zhang put the food on a plate and brought it to the dining table, then he took off his apron and said, "It's time to eat."

Miss Jin walked over and sat down, and began to eat in small bites. She had to admit that the cooking skills of the man opposite her were much better than her own. Compared with his, the food she cooked could only be used to feed dogs. .

"Exchange the steak for your bread." After taking a bite of the steak, Miss Jin put the meat on Brother Zhang's plate, and took away his cheese bread.

It took the two of them 10 minutes to finish breakfast quietly. The weekend morning seemed extraordinarily long. Ms. Jin waved her hand, and all the tableware became as shiny as new and returned to their original positions.

She got up and walked to the coffee machine and started to make coffee. When she started to grind the coffee beans, she suddenly asked, "Have you got rid of the demon?"

Brother Zhang didn't say anything, he just looked up at Miss Jin for a while, then got up and walked forward and squeezed Miss Jin's waist with both hands: "It's still close."

The room should be a little more messy, anyway, it doesn't matter anyway, after all, there is only a tail left in spring, if you don't hurry up, it will be too late.

It may be the reason for missing the entire puberty, or it may be that the depravity effect of the principal's happy house is outstanding. He is like tireless, and he didn't stop until near noon.

"I may have to change my name to Miss Puff in the future."

After taking a shower, Miss Jin walked back to the room wiping her hair, looked at Xiao Zhang who was putting on socks and said.

"why?"

"Because the puffs are full of cream, they come out when squeezed, just like me."

Brother Zhang was silent for a few seconds before he realized: "Wow, you have a yellow accent."

"This weekend, go shopping with me."

"it is good."

Although it is unrestrained in the house, it is like a fairy tale when it comes out of the door. The calm dress and the white shirt are dignified, elegant and gentle. The combination may not be fashionable, but it is enough for anyone to stop and watch.

"Are there a lot of people looking at you?" Xiao Zhang also noticed that many people's eyes were focused on them: "Are you dressed up too beautifully?"

"What? Are you jealous too?" Miss Jin looked up at him curiously: "It's really rare."

"Not really, it's just that I'm not used to being noticed."

"Actually, at least half of them are looking at you." Miss Jin squinted her eyes against the sun and looked at Xiao Zhang's side face, then stood on tiptoe and kissed him: "Wild animals will use special methods to enclose territory. I can do it too."

"Are you going to pee on me?" Xiao Zhang asked curiously, "Will it dye my white shirt yellow?"

"No, I drank a lot of water."

In the eyes of others, they are like a pair of close couples, they can't imagine what the content and direction of their chat are, but if passers-by hear the content of their conversation, they will feel that these two people really belong to each other. A beast in clothes, perverted to the point of heinousness.

"Want to watch a movie?" Miss Jin asked, "You haven't taken me to a serious movie yet."

When the two walked to the entrance of the cinema, they stopped. Looking at the blockbuster movie released recently on the poster, they began to discuss.

Xiao Zhang pointed to one of the posters and said: "Pan Jinlian bravely ventured into the island of death? I really can't imagine that we, as the zero universe, would have such a taste of movies. Movies from other worlds are really awesome. "

"It's the one next to it."

"Flying Zombie vs. Ancient Crocodile King." Brother Zhang frowned and stared at the strange poster: "Alright, you can watch whatever you like."

The two spent 45 yuan to cover the entire movie theater to watch Flying Zombies vs. Ancient Crocodiles. To be honest, the explosion was ugly. With the clumsy special effects and plot, the 45 yuan is better than buying some potato chips and feeding the seagulls by the beach.

Accompanied by the screams of the heroine in the movie after being scared by zombies and being scared by crocodiles, the two finished eating two full buckets of popcorn.

"What are your plans now?"

"What do you think?" Brother Zhang said helplessly, "I don't know what to do in the future, and you also know that I have been out of touch with society for a long time."

This is true. Although Xiao Zhang has been trying to integrate into society, his ability is destined to make it impossible for him to integrate into society like ordinary people. In addition, he can actually communicate with very limited people, so his Whether it is the way of thinking or how to behave in the world, in fact, they have fallen behind for a long time.There's even a nerdy vibe to it at times.

"In any case, after the summer vacation, you will finish taking the students of this year, why don't you change the environment and go to a strange environment."

"Change the map again? I really like being a teacher."

"Then go ahead, I'm just giving a suggestion."

"Yeah." Brother Zhang thought for a while: "Then continue to be a teacher, and it will be convenient to get rid of demons."

Miss Jin immediately laughed and leaned back and elbowed him: "You really know the taste, don't you?"

"No way, your ability to eliminate demons is not very good."

However, Xiao Zhang’s idea was finally shattered, because when they walked out of the movie theater, they received a call from the school’s school office. Xiao Zhang was expelled. The reason for the expulsion was that he was not qualified for high-intensity teaching tasks. , but in fact, Qing Lingzi’s explanation is that it is best for the Lord not to hold a position in the school, because here he cannot experience a complete life of his own, so he should do something that will allow him to Work that feels free.

Looking at Qing Lingzi's eloquent essay of thousands of words, brother Zhang smiled and explained to Miss Jin.

"He's a subordinate who is very thoughtful, but he's capable of cutting things first and playing later?" Miss Jin's momentum was blown, and even the sycamore trees on the street were blown to pieces: "It's really no one's eyes."

"Don't blame him." Xiao Zhang waved his hand and said, "I let him arrange it by himself, and I agree with his decision."

"Okay, since it's your words, then I have nothing to say, so what are you going to do?"

"Let's watch the last few games first. Although they are about to graduate, they are still my students." Brother Zhang said after a moment of silence with his hands behind his back: "I don't really need me on the farm, there are little succubi and them .”

"Succubus?"

"Don't worry, in my current state, I can't even see her." Xiao Zhang said with a helpless smile, "I will become addicted to poison."

"Yes." Miss Jin nodded, "Then you can stay with me temporarily."

"Ok?"

"It's convenient to get rid of the demons, don't you think I'm poor in craftsmanship? I have to show my housekeeping skills." Miss Jin sighed and said, "Where will you take me to play at night?"

"Then how about going to watch Pan Jinlian bravely enter the island of death?"

"are you crazy?"

And just when they were going to watch Pan Jinlian bravely venture into Desperate Island, at this time in the Golden Triangle area, Hei Guanyin and his subordinates had all arrived and were waiting for the other party to greet them.

When Long Danchen came out with Huahua, Hei Guanyin in full-body ninja costume and Gemini in smaller ninja costume also went up to meet him.

"Are you sick?" Huahua cursed at the first sight of Hei Guanyin.

Hei Guanyin was stunned for a moment and realized that it was this old couple, she also frowned and asked back: "Are you sick?"

This stunned Long Danchen, who was standing next to him holding a banner to welcome him, and hurried forward: "You two know each other? It's not... what happened?"

"You wait."

Huahua dragged Hei Guanyin and walked to the side: "Is there something wrong with you, this place needs a leader of the Heiling Mountain Master God to lead the team?"

"You're the one with the problem, right? Emperor Fengdu, the god-level leader of the lower three realms, wants to bring in foreign aid. What's wrong with you? You can fucking single out that old lady Amaterasu, okay?"

"You are sick."

"You are sick!"

"You are sick!!!"

"You have!"

"If you don't accept it, fight." Hei Guanyin drew out the ninja knife: "Come on, I will make you call your mother with one knife."

The umbrella in Huahua's hand gradually turned into a Fengdu Tusheng stick: "Come on!"

At this time, Long Danchen listened attentively to the situation here, and saw that the posture of the two of them seemed not to be optimistic... But he couldn't figure it out at all, why did Hua Zong come up and fight with foreign aid, it seemed quite fierce .

But in the end, there was no fight, and Hei Guanyin took the initiative to put away the knife: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you. I came here after receiving a secret order. It has nothing to do with you. I have to complain to the boss."

"Who is your boss?"

"Your boss."

The two were speechless for a moment, Huahua scratched her head and said, "Maybe he's a little sick."

"He must be a little sick. Then...do you still want to fight?"

"Slapping a fart, two god-level fights, each eating a spatula." Hei Guanyin touched his forehead: "Look, I have scars."

"Then you are miserable."

"No, I ate two spatulas."

Huahua's eyes were full of sympathy: "Whoever made you rebellious, I have never eaten a spatula."

"It's glorious to eat a spatula, and it's impossible for ordinary people to eat that kind of spatula."

Long Danchen, who was eavesdropping, didn't hear anything else. Now his mind is full of spatulas and eating spatulas. He is very puzzled now. He doesn't know why he eats spatulas and there are people who eat spatulas. proud of.

The two people who were at war at first, finally reached a settlement because of the spatula and began to hide aside and chat about the main content of this mission. While the two of them were chatting privately there, Long Danchen could only receive the second in command of the foreign aid team. It's the twin star who looks like a child no matter how you look at it.

"Little friend, tell uncle, what are you doing here?" Long Danchen squatted in front of Gemini: "It's very dangerous here, don't you want to participate?"

Gemini glanced at it, and a stone on the side of the road floated up, and then her five fingers lightly formed claws, directly pinching the stone into a particle state, turning it into a hot meteor and finally disappearing.

"I'm holding it..." Long Danchen took two steps back, looking at the disillusioned stone: "Is it possible for a single person to squeeze nuclear fusion now?"

"No." Gemini shook his head and said in a childish voice: "That's called annihilation, the annihilation of positive and antimatter, but I absorbed the energy of the explosion."

Gemini sticks out two hands: "The left hand is nothingness, it can absorb a lot of energy. The right hand is burst, it can create a paradoxical world. The right hand bursts, the left hand is nothingness, I am super powerful."

Long Danchen wiped the cold sweat off his head: "I can see it, I can see it... It is indeed the person my brother Zhang shook. What about the big sister who is protruding forward? What can she do?"

Gemini's face collapsed: "She can beat me..."

Based on such a brief introduction, Long Danchen felt that he was probably stable. As expected, his God of War in Brother Zhang's area had some contacts. He could shake such a monster. It depends on the rating of his world. This little sister The starting point is 3S level and a super-combustion must be added in front of it, which is the detached SSS level.Even Long Danchen at his peak was nothing more than that.

But the big sister who is protruding forward and turning backwards is very strange. She looks like an H-game heroine, and she is probably of this level. If someone else is going to summon this kind of person, it is him, Brother Zhang.

"Little sister, let me take you to dinner first, okay? Then take a rest, and we'll talk about it tomorrow."

"Okay." Gemini was very obedient, she looked at Long Danchen for a while, and then stretched out her hand to him.

"Okay, Uncle will hold you." Long Danchen got up and took Gemini's hand.

But in the next moment, he collapsed on the ground like a deflated balloon, and Gemini's eyes were full of cunning: "Uncle, you are holding the left hand. The left hand is nothingness, and it will absorb your energy."

At this time, Hei Guanyin rushed up with a stride, and kicked Gemini's ass: "Give it back to others! I told you not to play tricks outside, and if you mess around again, I will send you back!"

(End of this chapter)