What to do with a full-scale life

Checking accounts has always been a headache. Now that the budget is overrun, Xiangu, the captain, must check carefully, so he started to check the accounts with Brother Zhang.

But after checking left and right, I found that the money was not right, because less than half of the money was used on the book, almost only 30.00%, and the remaining 70.00% went somewhere but did not appear on the book.

So he and Brother Zhang turned their heads at the same time to look at Jiang Chuanzhou, who was playing with his mobile phone and watching short videos with his head down. Jiang Chuanzhou felt the gaze, and raised his head blankly: "Huh?"

"Where's the money?" Xiangu turned her head and asked him, "Brother Zhang's accounts don't match, aren't you buying? Money?"

"Oh! I forgot if you didn't tell me."

As Jiang Chuanchuan said, he mysteriously took out a small box from his backpack. When the box was opened, there were four beautifully packaged small boxes inside. When the small box was opened again, it was a ball wrapped in a layer of gold foil paper. Open this There is a layer of gold foil, and there is a wax pill inside, but he did not continue to open it when he was rowing here, but said with a serious face: "These four are pills refined by an elder who has a close relationship with my teacher. It is said that this It took him 12 years to smelt one furnace, 49. I just took four. Originally, he said that this one could not be bought even if it cost 100 million on the market. Yes, but because of my relationship with him, he sold me one for [-], and I said there are four people in our team, so he can only reluctantly part with four."

When he spoke, he even felt a bit like offering treasures. His eyes were so sincere that people couldn’t look directly at them. According to ordinary people, he Jiang Muzhou is a sword fairy after all. It's a bit exaggerated to hear the flesh and bones of the living dead, so everyone became suspicious of these four elixir.

Seeing their expressions, Jiang Muzhou quickly explained: "It's true, it's true, he's very good, I can't compare."

Brother Zhang stretched out his hand towards him, and Jiang Muzhou quickly took one for him. When the elixir was in his hand, Brother Zhang began to pick the wax seal on the outside. Jiang Muzhou quickly reminded: "It's useless if you don't eat it within an hour after opening." Yes, but if you eat it without being injured, it will damage the meridians."

Brother Zhang raised his eyes and looked at him, then continued to pick the wax skin, and soon a brown elixir appeared in his hand, he wiped it on it, put it under his nose to smell it, and then He raised his eyes to look at Jiang Muzhou, then broke off a small piece and put it in his mouth, licked it, and finally put the small piece in his mouth.

Jiang Muzhou looked at Brother Zhang nervously throughout the whole process, for fear that he would eat something good or bad, but Brother Zhang not only ate it himself, but also handed the elixir to Xiangu for him to eat. In the mouth, they passed one by one, and everyone got a small piece.

"This elixir?" Xiangu asked with a strange expression after chewing for a while, "Why does it taste so familiar?"

"Fruit skin!" Little Tudou was the first to shout out, "I like it the most."

Hey, after what she said, everyone realized that this is the taste of haw jelly. At best, this stuff has a little tangerine peel added to it, and the quality is about the same as a Wuyi pack of haw jelly sold at the entrance of the elementary school. Cake, maybe not that delicious, that thing is quite sweet, this one is pure sour.

"I..." Jiang Muzhou hesitated for a moment: "I was fooled."

The other people didn't speak, but they all looked at him with the expressions of "I'll give you a look for yourself", and Jiang Muzhou's face flushed all of a sudden.

Thinking of him as a young expert who mainly focuses on high-cold characters, he originally wanted to use his network resources to seek benefits for everyone, but in the end the elixir with a price of [-] people turned into a hawthorn cake with four plus one piece not worth two yuan.

This face was slapped right then, which made this cool handsome guy feel so embarrassed!

"He asked me to pay for the courier fee!"

Jiang Muzhou slapped the table, and roared with despair in his voice, and with his expression, he yelled "pay on account", one can imagine how desperate it was.

"No, I'll find him."

At this time, Xiangu stepped forward and stopped him: "Let's go together, this cheating money tricked us, that's not going to work."

"Beat him, beat him!" Little Tudou beside him was also filled with righteous indignation: "Let him spit out the money!"

The group got into the car excitedly, and then Jiang Muzhou sent the location, and Brother Zhang was responsible for the transmission, and they arrived at the destination almost instantly.

The location of this uncle's boss is in a Taoist temple in Changbai Mountain. When they arrived here, they found that the place had long since been deserted, and the dilapidated Taoist temple had already collapsed, leaving only a few bare walls And Laojun Lane, which has half of its head left, looks dilapidated like Lanruo Temple from the outside.

"Has he run away already?"

When Xiangu went in and looked around and came back, she clapped her hands and said, "It's been empty for at least five years, and I saw that the perennial herb inside has five or six knots."

"Ah? You also know perennial herbs..." Little Potato said in surprise.

"Brother, I'm a serious college student who graduated from the Agricultural College!" Xiangu was impatient at the time: "985!"

Little Tudou laughed: "I didn't even go to elementary school..."

Brother Zhang shrugged: "I'm in the second year of junior high school."

Jiang Muzhou smiled embarrassedly beside him: "My master's degree..."

Everyone spit out, he is a sword fairy who always loves the kind of half-literate and half-white, and his whole body and clothes are very old-fashioned. Everyone always thought that he was the kind who grew up in the sect and never read books. Relying on the type taught by the master, but who knew that he was actually a master when he opened his mouth, and the main point is a contrast?
"I'm...a graduate student at the School of Physics Science and Technology, NPU..."

"Then you are even more unforgivable. You have a high degree of education, and you have been deceived so fiercely."

Jiang Muzhou waved his arms: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it..."

"Do you still remember where the courier was sent from?" Brother Zhang stepped forward and asked, "We can chase it from here."

Jiang Muzhou shook his head blankly: "If you forget it, I will make up for it from my salary."

"Is this a matter of funds!" Xiangu pointed at Brother Zhang: "Is Brother Zhang short of money? Asking him for money is an insult to him, but this is not how it is calculated."

Brother Zhang was taken aback, and blinked a few times: "Ah? No, I'm also picky. I'm short of money."

"Anyway, we must find that liar today." Xiangu said with her hands crossed, "If other colleagues know about this, the whole system will have to laugh at us for three years. People cheated out of money, they only have muscles but not brains, so don’t call it an A-level team in the future, just call it Li Kui’s team.”

Seeing how vividly he painted the faces of those colleagues, Little Tudou laughed so hard that he began to tremble beside him, and even Jiang Chuanchuan, who was the most unsmiling, covered his mouth and trembled while laughing. Fairy aunt cheered up.

But he is the captain, he said that he must find the liar and then start to do it.

Ask Jiang Muzhou how they contacted at that time, Jiang Muzhou said that he used VX to contact, but he really didn't know that this uncle had left here, he always thought that this big guy still lived in this Taoist temple.

But fortunately, because of the relationship with VX, they took advantage of their positions to ask the technical department of their unit to help them locate this liar uncle, and the technical department readily agreed, but it took about three days.

"Why did it take so long!? Your technical department eats shit?"

Xiangu scolded very badly, but the technical department was full of veterans, and everyone was familiar with it, so the boss of the technical department said to Xiangu with a broad spectrum: "You should, you want to locate him , then you have to add his friends first, then chat with him later, and finally you will be online dating."

"Holding the grass...is this the work of the technical department? You fucking..."

"I don't understand, the most advanced technology often uses the most original method."

After hanging up the phone, Xiangu looked blankly at her teammates and smiled shyly...

"Can it really succeed?"

"What can we do then? Wait a few days."

Afterwards, they still worked around the same place every day, eating and drinking, and Xiangu made up the shortfall first. After waiting like this for three days, the technical department really called them.

"The location has been sent to you, don't scold our people anymore."

The boss of the technical department sent the location to Xiangu, who asked how they found it, and the answer was concise and concise: adding friends, chatting, online dating, running now.

"This skill must be learned!" Xiangu muttered when she opened the location: "This is much easier to use than high technology."

However, he wants to learn, but the technical department does not share it, saying that this is one of the abilities of their department to settle down. If they are asked to learn one from the other, then they will come in vain.

After hanging up the phone, they were about to rush to catch the liar, and when they were in the car, Little Tudou said to Xiangu: "Wait, let's check the liar's mobile phone, so we can know how the technical department chats." .”

"Correct!"

The old liar's address was in the city, in a community in Dalyan City. When they went to the place, they saw that there were signs of fortune-telling, yin and yang reconciliation, difficult and miscellaneous diseases, and childbirth.

Not to mention, this small place is extremely similar to the content of the old Chinese medicine posted on the telephone pole, and there are actually many people queuing there outside, looking at the young couple and the middle-aged man who has bald.

They didn't care about that, they rushed over without showing their IDs, and just rushed inside, and because Jiang Muzhou was somewhat uncomfortable to show up, they just waited in the car alone.

After Xiangu and the three of them rushed in, the old liar was giving a pulse. Looking at his white-haired boyish face and flushed face, there was actually something about this guy, because he could clearly see the pulse around his body. Qi, and the strength and storage of Qi are quite a lot, it must be stronger than Jiang rowing boats, rowing boats is not wrong, but they have a human-shaped power bank, and the spiritual power of Little Tudou is almost at the top .

"Take it."

At the order of Xiangu, Little Tudou flew over, but the old man was not a fuel-efficient lamp. He instinctively threw his clothes to block Little Tudou's sight. Halfway through, he was suddenly grabbed by the back of the neck by a hand and dragged to the ground by him.

He looked back and found Brother Zhang standing there smiling at him, and at this time Little Tudou also came up and held the old man down: "Liar! Pay back the money!"

At this time, the people waiting outside had already dispersed, and the old man saw that his business was gone, so he let out a sigh: "My friends, I don't understand what you are talking about."

At this time, the little Taoist priest smeared his face with concentrated force, and then saw that the old man's beard had fallen out, his hair had also turned black, and the wrinkles on his face had been flattened. He looked like a 40-[-]-year-old.

"Haha, it really is a liar."

"What liar? I can't understand what you are saying..."

At this time, Xiangu stepped forward and picked up his mobile phone: "Unlock it!"

The liar panicked immediately: "You can't do it... If you want to do this, I will call the police."

At this moment, Xiangu slapped his ID card on his face, and when he saw it clearly, his face changed suddenly, and he unlocked the phone while muttering dejectedly and cursing.

Then the more I looked at Xiangu's expression, the more strange it became. In the end, it was an old man looking at his phone in the subway. He clicked his tongue a few times and then turned off the phone, and then said to Little Tudou, "Take it away."

Before the liar could react, he had already been taken away, and after taking him into the car, he recognized Jiang Muzhou immediately, and the two of them were arguing there, anyway, it was about the 10 yuan , while the three of them stood outside the car and waited.

"Boss, boss, have you seen what the technical department is doing?"

Xiangu rubbed Little Tudou's head, dumbfounded, "Good boy, kids don't listen to this."

"I'm 25 and I'm 26!" Little Tudou's unyielding look was very energetic: "If I didn't practice cultivation, my eldest son would be almost ten years old in our countryside by this time!"

Xiangu smiled dryly, hesitated for a while, and finally said it.

The technical department is a real talent, these bastards first get a female number to add as friends, just scold you when you come up, just find a name to scold, for example, "Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag, you are not good die" and so on.

Then I have to go back here and say: I am not Zhang Lei, you have mistaken the person.

The technical department then began to say: Impossible, you are definitely Zhang Lei, you are a scumbag and a liar, do you dare to take my video.

Then the two sides videoed for 1 minute, and finally the technical department started to apologize, complained after the apology, and then suddenly said that he wanted to take revenge on "Zhang Lei" in the middle of complaining, and asked the liar if he wanted to see the criticism...

And just like that, in less than two days, the scammer not only made tens of thousands of dollars for the technical department, but also almost told them the color of bitter tea seeds.

"My mother..." The little Taoist shrank his neck: "It's so disgusting."

Brother Zhang frowned and asked, "Did you really see it?"

"Isn't that really for you to see?" Xiangu put her hips on her hips, "Hey, no matter how high-end a liar is, he can't stand the ultimate skill of sincerity."

"Is this the technical department? Why do I feel like a telecom fraud..." Brother Zhang pondered for a moment and said, "Nobody checked them?"