What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 573 Oh!It's you bastard!

There are three days left before the arrival of the mountain and sea boundary.

Today is the day when the roster is announced. The whole world is looking forward to it. Many people have been waiting in front of the TV for the announcement of the rules and the roster. The ratings have even far surpassed the attention of the Olympic Games. .

At [-]:[-] a.m. East Eighth District time, the press conference about the most critical part of this cross-border meeting finally came. , They were engrossed, as if they were waiting for the beautiful country to declare war on Mao Zi.

At [-]:[-], the spokesperson stepped onto the stage. He first signaled to the media from all sides, and then began a series of face-to-face conversations. Talk about friendly exchanges and common development first.

After this scene was over, the main event finally came, and the game schedule, which was followed by thousands of people, finally began to be announced.

"This friendly match will consist of four parts: the opening exhibition match, the official match, the challenge match and the closing ceremony. During the period, more than [-] players from both sides will participate in the match. We adhere to the principle of friendship first and competition second..."

After a bunch of formulaic content, the list began to be announced. When facing this part, it seemed that the whole world was silent. Radio, TV, and the Internet were all covered by this live broadcast, even if it was still in the middle of the night. Everyone stood in front of all kinds of equipment and waited for the list representing the honor of mankind this time.

"Konya Scati, Argentina."

After the first name was pronounced, the whole country of Beef Nation was jubilant. The whole country was like winning the World Cup. Fireworks bloomed in the streets late at night. People gathered in the square to cheer and dance back and forth with the national flag in their hands.

"Igor dos Santos, Brazil."

The Brazilians said that they didn't know this person at all, but he was marked as Brazil, so he might really be from Brazil... and the reason why they are not as crazy as Argentina is that the first Argentine whose name was read was Their national goddess is a Hollywood superstar known as the Pearl of South America. At the age of 16, she won the title of queen for her participation in a certain biographical film. The players, of course, are very exciting.

And which contestant in Brazil is... very strange, because he is a hip-hop boy on the streets of Rio de Janeiro. He formed an underground rock band by himself. Gangsters send music.

As the list slowly unfolded, many countries found that there were warriors who could confront God in their own country, and some people's names were even so similar to the legendary heroes.

When they arrived in Germany, the name was exactly the same as the name of the new NZ leader they saw all day long. Everyone thought it might be a coincidence, but they didn't realize it was really that guy until his photo was released...

And the name of the British player is actually the same as the most powerful magician under King Arthur.

When it came to the contestants here, three huge words appeared - Long Danchen.

Now the world's Internet is full of flowers, first discussing the abilities of players from various countries, and then slowly turning into discussing who they are, and starting to think about the characteristics of each region Start compiling capability attributes.

The happiest dancer here is the Youtube Wuchang. One of the Poles taunted that the Indian player must have held two balls of cow dung and blocked the opponent's nostrils with cow dung at the beginning of the game, suffocating the enemy and winning the victory. .

His taunts drew merciless taunts from the Indian players, which also started a melee, with Baga saying that the Poles were wrong, because according to the Indian habit, they would swing their [-]cm long hooks. Ba ruthlessly sprayed body fluids at the opponent while sucking the exhaust pipe of the motorcycle. These body fluids have strong corrosive properties, and they will corrode the opponent into a giant lizard as soon as they come into contact with the enemy, and then dragged back by the Indians. Home wedding photography.

When this feast of regional happiness got out of hand, it seemed that not many people cared about the identities of the players. They started a ruthless attack, as if any country they didn't like would be affected and burn themselves.

But these have nothing to do with the content of the discussion in the national area, because the national area can't see their garbage storms, and the discussion is relatively rational. They are just talking about the human flesh dragon Danchen... But all the human flesh information is nothing more than a year-old A half-year-old baby.

With the explosive growth of information on the Internet, the networks of various countries have experienced different degrees of freezes and delays. Of course, there are also some related fraudulent activities following these things.The fraudulent methods are not very clever, most of them are inferior methods like "I, Qin Shihuang, send money" or "I, Gisers, send money", etc., but there are too many fools, and the number of people who are deceived also tends to be aggregated. On the turn.

In just one hour, the GDP created by the global telecommunications fraud business has doubled dozens of times, which is unexpected...

And after the list is announced, the contestants should enter the hotel area to rest. Of course, fighting is prohibited here. Players all have feuds, but they can only hold their anger in their hearts and wait until the arena to resolve it.

Because Long Danchen was the host contestant, he had the quickest permission to enter the rest area. After he was led to the luxury hotel room, he didn't do much movement. He just took a shower, changed into a set of clean clothes, sat on the bed and began to clean himself. Mind meditation.

Since what happened last time, this is the first time he has stayed in a hotel, but the journey of cultivating his mind during this period has made him look down a lot, and he will no longer be easily angry or sad about something, he doesn't even Looking at who is going to fight in which group I am assigned, the whole process is in a state of stillness, and the Buddha's light is about to rise on the face.

There were footsteps constantly passing by outside the door, and when these sounds knocked in his mind, he could immediately complete the demeanor, pace, figure, and even breathing rhythm and ability realm of the owner of these footsteps. This state of artistic conception can be said to be the lifelong pursuit of every martial arts practitioner.

I don't know how long it took, the sky gradually darkened, the noise outside gradually subsided, players from all over the world entered the room and began to adjust their state, Long Danchen slowly opened his eyes, took a deep breath and got off the bed, took off his The jacket on his body revealed his muscular muscles and sexy mermaid lines. He first went to the bathroom to take a cold shower, then made himself a cup of coffee, put on a bathrobe to reveal his sexy chest muscles, and came to the on the balcony.

At this moment, the person in the room next to him also opened the balcony door and came out. Long Danchen heard the voice but did not look back, because he was proud, cruel and disdainful, and he would never take the initiative to look at anyone .

It just so happened that the same was true of the person next door to him. The two of them were like two parallel lines. Although they were only separated by a five-meter balcony, they didn't even look at each other.

"The wind is very noisy today."

It’s almost January, and it’s the middle of winter. It’s a good time to hold the Winter Olympics. After drinking coffee on the balcony in his nightgown for a long time, Long Danchen finally spoke. The coffee in his cup was stagnant. Ice ballast.

But when he heard his words, the person next door turned his head directly, his left hand deformed, his hand became a concentrated energy cannon and aimed at Long Danchen, Long Danchen also felt that Nima was familiar when he heard the voice, and turned his head again His hair exploded at that time, and he stuck one hand on the wall in an instant, allowing part of his body to enter the wall, ready to launch a surprise attack at any time.

At this critical moment, a voice suddenly came from the camera on their outer wall: "1702, 1703, please disarm, or the law enforcement team will intervene in 12 seconds."

"1702, 1703 please disarm, otherwise the law enforcement team will intervene in nine seconds."

"1702, 1703 please disarm, otherwise the law enforcement team will intervene in six seconds."

"170..."

After doing it three times in a row, the reformed devil slowly put away his weapon, and Long Danchen also released his fighting stance. Almost at the same time, the camera stopped sounding and gradually became quiet.

Long Danchen was only five meters away from the reinvented person, and they both looked at each other with uncompromising eyes.

"Damn it!"

"Fuck you grandma!"

After Long Danchen scolded the country, he found that the other party scolded louder than him, and then he did not want to be outdone, and a series of insulting words passed, but who would have thought that the blond dog would not show any weakness, followed by a series of replies come over.

"You are quite proficient in Chinese in Mahler Gobi, you learned it from a dog, right?"

"Learned from your great-great-grandmother, damn it."

"1702, 1703, please keep quiet, someone has complained to you." Another voice came from that fucking camera: "Please keep the volume below [-] decibels, please don't disturb other players' rest."

If you want to change it to another place, it’s strange to warn them not to be a fart, not only to be a fart, but also to kill the person who warned them to the ninth heaven, but here... To be honest, it’s a little bit dare not to reform people Firstly, he was a little autistic after being beaten by Qing Lingzi that day, and secondly, it was the pressure from brother Zhang that made him somewhat collapsed.

Once this person's spirit breaks down, he will either be well-behaved and obedient, walking dead, or perverted and tyrannical, with a crazy personality, but the reformed person obviously belongs to the former. The people on the road suddenly wanted to conquer the plateau one day, so they set off to go there. When they looked up at Everest, their feet felt soft and they knelt there. trembling.

As for Long Danchen, of course he knows the horror of the secret service here, he has personally experienced it, and he has also seen Hei Guanyin's ability to take away even the land at once, he dare not make waves... He really doesn't dare to make waves, and After this period of precipitation, he finally figured it out. Brother Zhang is probably not a simple regional god of war. There are plans, but if it is an open bidding for the public, what kind of man he wants can't get these things?

Chrysanthemums bloom all over the mountain with ease.

So after the two were warned, they both chose to listen to the persuasion...

"Cao Nima's~~~" Long Danchen angrily cursed at the other side: "Pfft~"

The reformed person on the other end avoided the spit: "Nima is a gorilla, spit~"

"Nima gave birth to a son without skin swallow~speech~"

"Nimma gave birth to a bastard~speech~"

The two of them will definitely have a fight according to the normal process, but because there are too many rules here, they can't do it, and they can't even enjoy the quarrel. Now the only way to vent is to see who drools more accurately.

For this reason, the modified man even activated the fire control targeting radar, which is bound to make his saliva fast, accurate and firm.And Long Danchen is naturally not to be outdone, using the principle that everything can be used, the body is extended and connected to the water pipe, and the incarnation becomes the machine gun shooter in the abnormal version of Plants vs. Zombies, and the saliva is replaced with natural water, sizzling Just spray.

The modified man was not polite when he did this, his body entered the search mode, he also found the faucet next to him, and then entered the high pressure cannon mode to start pulsating water cannon bombardment on Long Danchen.

The two sides are fighting with gunfire, and the water resource is called a happy one. Although the rules here are not to fight or make noise, it doesn't say that you can't play with water...

These two things then staged a shocking water gun battle. With both sides having nearly equal counterattack capabilities, various water gun tactics emerged, such as pulse, continuous shooting, short-point and range water spray.

It was already night at this time, the temperature was about minus fifteen degrees, the water would freeze soon, and the water flowing down the balcony would pile up layer by layer like stalactites.

In about half an hour, white icicles were piled all the way from the seventeenth floor to the ground, like a frozen water curtain hole, and they were still spraying water on each other, and at this moment they had invented a new The best way to play is to use your own ability to process water under high pressure, so that when the water is sprayed out, it will form supercooled water, and then freeze in the air. If this speed is well controlled, it is basically like shooting each other with guns Not much difference anymore.

In addition, these two people are of the type with super talent, and their talent began to evolve during the battle, and later on, the icicles they fired could penetrate the wall...the power is shocking.

And after this period of confrontation, the two sides were attacking and defending each other, and the tactics and tactics were changing rapidly. It's just that the balcony was in a mess everywhere, and even the downstairs floors were not spared.

(End of this chapter)