What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 579 Tell You...Don't Tell Others
"This thing is terrible, I tell you, don't tell others."

Long Danchen asked Huahua to come over for supper while he was resting. Although there was a reformer who was locked with him beside him, his thinking did not affect him to drink and eat meat.

"Don't tell me yet." Huahua pointed to the white man next to him who was drinking beer and playing with his mobile phone and asked, "Are you mitotic?"

"What, this is the white-skinned pig I mentioned to you. Didn't we sign up together? They said that the mountain and sea world will come tomorrow, and the game will be postponed for one day. Then I took a shower in the afternoon and changed Put on a suit of clothes and shave... Oh, yes, shave, do you think I have a clean beard? I just use the razor you gave me."

"Don't talk nonsense with me, just what is going on with this white skin."

"Little sister, can you respect each other? I didn't say a word. I don't care about this idiot calling him that, because he is an idiot, but I haven't provoked you, right? At least people in our civilized world shouldn't be like Is this wild donkey the same?"

Huahua turned her head to look at him, and then continued to ask Long Danchen: "What about you, what's wrong with you two?"

"Fighting, I was punished, and I will be tied up for two days." Long Danchen sighed, "It's helpless..."

Huahua rolled her eyes: "Human God fights against you, do you know how big a joke it will be?"

"Oh, I can't help it, I'm forcing a feud with this." Long Danchen waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this, let me tell you, brother Zhang is the Holy Lord, do you know?"

"what happened?"

"Aren't you familiar with him?" Long Danchen asked mysteriously: "Help me find out what the Holy Master does. I can't even find it in the encyclopedia. Also, I found something and you don't want it. Tell others, all the gods of Baga on my side have retired, and they all looked flustered when they left, and I heard a few gods chatting there that day, saying that the main god of Baga was raped by others. Lost."

Huahua tilted her head and looked at him: "That's it?"

"Don't you think it's a coincidence? They just finished fighting with Brother Zhang, and this happened after they were rubbed on the ground. I think this incident must have something to do with Brother Zhang. Maybe it was him who shot it. Go check it out. Check it out. I'm just curious, if you said that he can kill even the gods so easily, how strong is he."

Long Danchen looked mysterious, but Huahua laughed out loud when he saw him like this: "Okay, your Brother Zhang is spending Christmas in Germany now, so he doesn't have time to do this kind of thing."

"Ah? How do you know?"

"I just talked to him on the phone yesterday, he is busy cooking for the lonely elderly in the community over there." Huahua supported her head and looked at Long Danchen: "You just want to tell me this? Is there anything else?"

"Aren't you interested?" Long Danchen thought for a moment, "That's right, you girls probably aren't interested in fighting."

After speaking, he struggled to find a box from his pocket. When he opened it, there was a golden apple inside. There was still dew on the golden apple, and the leaves were green. After opening the box, the whole apple gave off a strange smell. Fragrance, smelling it can make people tremble, and it looks strangely fresh.

"Golden apples? Where did you get them?"

"I bought it. There is a back door where we live. There will be a lot of stalls at night. They all cover their faces and sell all kinds of strange things there. Generally, they don't charge money and just barter. This Things are quite expensive.”

"Then what did you trade for?"

"A jeweled machete, but I don't think you like knives."

Hua Hua slapped himself on the forehead: "What did you trade for that jeweled scimitar..."

Long Danchen told Huahua all about his purchases in the past few days. At the beginning, he exchanged a very beautifully carved tooth knife for a bronze mirror, and then exchanged the bronze mirror for a brass but would mutter. A cooing toad.

"That's the Golden Toad!"

But he thought the toad was too ugly, so he exchanged the toad for a potted plant.

"That's mistletoe..."

Later, he exchanged the potted plant for a stick that made a lot of tinkling noises.

"That's... the golden cicada staff!"

And after Zhangzi, he also experienced a short shoot of the world tree, clothes without joints sewn with unknown silk thread, a pair of shoes that he said could fly, and a banana fan, but it was very small, only an ordinary round fan. big……

Just like this, he changed and changed, and finally he got this golden apple, and today he asked Huahua out and gave her the golden apple.

"Where did you get your first bone knife?"

"I carved it out of my own bone." Long Danchen pointed to the part of the thigh: "I can change the shape, and I can grow it at will. I take out this bone and polish it into a short knife, but I think you may feel disgusted. ..."

Huahua slapped the table with a slap, and then dragged Long Danchen to the street where he traded things with the golden apple. When he came in... Good guy, the entire 800-meter road was covered by all kinds of hoodwinks. The noodles were full, and the number even exceeded the number of people competing here, but Huahua could tell at a glance that almost all the stalls on this road were gods from the sky.

They cannot be in direct contact, otherwise disputes will arise. After all, many of them have hatred on the surface, and they will fight when they meet, but how can we say that they are smart? With this exchange method, you only need to pay A small price can be exchanged for what they have in their hands, and then they can take it there to exchange for something more valuable.

And the small gifts that Long Danchen received were nothing more than labor dispatch fees for these idiots. The real meaning was that their goods had been circulated.

Hua Hua came to the temporary market and said to Long Danchen, "Who is that who took your bone?"

"Forget it..." Long Danchen tugged on Hua Hua's arm, "It's just a broken bone."

"You said you have brains, but you really have brains!" Huahua scolded in the street: "That thing can be given casually? Let alone a bone, even if it is a hair or a nail, if they You can completely control your destiny if you want!"

After speaking, he stood at the end of the street and shouted forward: "You're playing this trick, right? All right, don't let my old lady find you out!"

Long Danchen was stunned for a while, and the reformer next to him was almost dying of laughter. He said that he had never seen such an idiot like Long Danchen...

"Say! Who is it!"

Hua Hua grabbed Long Danchen's neckline: "Take me there!"

Long Danchen scratched his head and repeatedly expressed that he really didn't know. He only remembered that it was a very coquettishly dressed woman with a veil showing her belly. skirt.

"It's the first time I've seen someone who can wear red and green so well."

As soon as he finished speaking, Huahua kicked him and staggered: "Silly beep!!! That's Kakaya! The goddess of evil, Nyx's daughter, you gave her the leg bone???"

"what?"

Huahua couldn't wait for Long Danchen's answer, so she scolded and searched for it all the way, but at this moment, there was no figure of the goddess who took away Long Danchen's Dashabi's leg bone. Long Danchen came here for a while, and then said angrily: "I'll deal with you when I come back!"

After she finished speaking, she started to speed up, and after a few turns, she disappeared.

That's right, she is indeed invincible at night, but she is not omnipotent. She is indeed invincible under the rules, but this transaction was completed in accordance with the most original rules of time. A better way to deal with it is to ask for help from more senior managers besides selling favors.

Favors are unlikely, she is from the Eastern Department, and she doesn't have a good relationship with that end, and she is from the lower realm, so the only one she can ask for now is the administrator of the lower realm and the other is the highest-ranking administrator of the whole server .

But people in the lower realm may not recognize it, so there is only one person who can ask for help...

Hua Hua appeared in the sky above Berlin with a bang, locked onto Brother Zhang's position and rushed down.

At this time, the time in Germany was 02:30 pm. Brother Zhang was there with a group of old ladies making small biscuits needed for Christmas Eve tonight and preparing to distribute them to the homeless.

At this moment, Huahua appeared, came to the window and knocked on the glass, Brother Zhang turned his head and saw her, then wiped his hands and walked over, and said to Huahua who had only one head exposed outside the window: "What's wrong? You are so anxious .”

"Hey...it's not Long Danchen's Shabi, I really convinced him."

"Come in first."

Brother Zhang let Huahua into the room, she walked around there with her hips on her hips, and then told Brother Zhang about what Shabilong Danchen did in the morning. Knowing that this already means that he and Kakaya have reached an agreement?"

"It would be strange if he knew!" Huahua was about to cry angrily: "Now, if you think about it, this Shabi is hers."

"I can't help it." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "The two of them made a deal on their own."

"But it's a fraud."

"Did Kakaya say that Long Danchen must exchange his leg bone?"

Huahua was taken aback when she heard the words, but she couldn't react for a long time, and then she sneered: "No, that Shabi took the initiative."

Brother Zhang spread his hands: "Active and voluntary, I can't interfere."

"By the way, he changed around like this, and what did he get in the end?"

Huahua took out the golden apple, and Brother Zhang clicked his tongue after seeing it: "He really likes you."

"Brother... don't make sarcastic remarks at this time, think of a way, Kakaya is not a kind person."

Brother Zhang flipped his hand, and a phoenix feather appeared in his hand. This is the tail feather of the Phoenix God. This and the power attached to the tail feather can make anyone realize a wish that is one level higher than his own.

For example, an ordinary person can wish to the Phoenix God that he has the ability of immortality or immortality, or he can maximize his luck attribute, that is, the kind of luck that can be unscathed by the atomic bomb three times.

And if it is a god, you can use this feather to wish yourself to become a higher-level god. Of course... this level cannot be higher than the Phoenix God itself. For example, if Jin Mei wishes to become a higher-level god, then the Phoenix God will He will appear and scold her "Leopard head, you are sick", because if it is Miss Jin who makes a wish, it is as outrageous as a person making a wish to his best friend and wanting her best friend's husband.

But Kakaya is a low-level god, she can use this feather to make a wish to become a middle-level or even a high-level god, even if it is not impossible to become a righteous god.

Using this to exchange Long Danchen's leg bones, it can be said that Kakaya has already made a lot of money.

"Even you have to follow the equivalent exchange?"

"Otherwise?" Brother Zhang looked at Hua Hua curiously: "Am I going to break the rules? How could you ask such a question? Didn't you take philosophy classes?"

"Don't scold, don't scold... Ma Tahua wrote my homework for my philosophy class."

Holding the phoenix tail feather, Huahua contacted the person in charge over there, and met Kakaya smoothly.

When she passed by, Kakaya was lying in her marble bathtub, showing her almost perfect figure of a bad woman. To be honest, if it wasn't for Hua Hua not being able to mess with people, she would drag this bad woman with an exaggerated figure Go to the eighteen floors of hell, and each floor will turn her eight times.

"Hello, Great Emperor of the Dead, may I ask why you summoned me?"

"Did you receive a leg bone a few days ago?"

Kakaya, the bad woman, showed a smile on her face: "Yes, I received it."

"Can you exchange it for me? I can exchange things with you."

"Sorry, no." Kakaya fiddled with his long hair: "He is a very interesting boy, I like it very much."

"Where's the Phoenix God's tail feather?"

Huahua took out the hair of the Phoenix God and said, "Isn't this okay too? For you low gods, this is more valuable than belonging to a mortal, right?"

"Of course not. I'm not interested in wishes. I prefer to see a man who is so devoted to me that no matter how much I torture him, he will never leave."

Huahua clenched her hands into fists: "Are you really not giving me any face?"

"Excuse me, my lord, what did I do wrong?" Kakaya's expression immediately became fearful: "Have I been deprived of the right to pursue love?"

In fact, at this moment, Huahua really has no better choice than scolding Long Danchen for that stinky sand wall with a headache in her heart.

It's true that Huahua is awesome, but her current situation is equivalent to the manager of a pig factory going to the project department of a goose factory to scold people. Can this be easy...

"Then what if I make a wish to the Phoenix God to let her take you away?"

"Of course I can. I'm just a lowly low-ranking god, and I'm just letting others bully me. I'm fine with an identity like the Great Emperor."

Pursing her lips in silence for a long time, Huahua smiled lightly and turned to leave: "I see."

"I won't send you away."

(End of this chapter)