What to do with a full-scale life

Fairy Shuilin, the famous Shuilin Fairy in the world, was beaten so badly. If it wasn't for the physical strengthening that Pantao gave her, which had allowed her to reduce the damage to a certain extent, she would not be black and blue now. It's a piece of east and west.

When I asked her what happened, she said that she was beaten by someone. Isn't this obviously nonsense? If it wasn't beaten by someone, could it be chiseled by an excavator?The question is who can beat her up like this?

"Did you provoke someone?"

Brother Zhang asked while bandaging He Shuilin, "Otherwise, why would he be beaten like this?"

"Hey, forget it."

Fairy Shui Lin slapped her thigh: "I'm still too crazy, I have to start talking about this a few days ago."

Brother Zhang hummed: "You tell me."

Fairy Shui Lin picked up the teacup and took a sip before she started talking: "A few days ago I went back to the Zongmen for a stroll, and then I found a group of strange people, you know that feeling, they are clearly They are people but you can tell at a glance that they are definitely not people, and then I followed them quietly, and guess what I saw?"

"Don't guess."

"Forget it if you don't guess." He Shuilin rolled his eyes: "I saw them kidnapping people there, and they used weird water spells. I can bear it? Go up and turn over those people." Yes. But this group of people is shaking people, I rushed up to fight with them, and there is no one in the group who can fight."

"Is it like this without you? If so, you must be dead, right?"

Miss Succubus made He Shuilin snort: "The group of people actually continued to shake people in the end, beating the young to the old, and finally shaking all the people in Dragon Palace, Dragon Palace. That's what I can beat What? They gave him a hammer blow, and he was chased all the way here."

Miss Succubus let out an ah: "Here?"

"Yes, here we come. Right behind me."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden wind and thunder in the sky, and then dark clouds gathered in all directions, He Shuilin quickly ran to the window to look at the sky, pointed to the top and turned to Brother Zhang and said, "Look, it's coming!"

Brother Zhang was just laughing, and then pointed to the bandage on He Shuilin's head: "Your bandage is not finished yet."

At this moment, thunder and lightning sounded, and then the heavy rain fell, and the water in the ditch became urgent and muddy within a few minutes.

In the pouring rain, a huge three-meter-long fishman appeared outside the farm. It was carrying a heavy hammer and had an arrogant look in its eyes.

And at this moment, Brother Zhang finally finished bandaging He Shuilin. He raised his head to look at the pouring rain, and shook his head with a smile: "Let go."

With a whoosh, the thick dark clouds that looked like the end of the world dissipated without a trace, and the sun's rays hit the ground in a blink of an eye. Without the protection of the rain, the big murloc at the door suddenly became a ghost. A big fish flicked on the ground.

Just at this moment, an agricultural tricycle drove over by the roadside. When he saw such a big fish of forty or fifty pounds jumping on the ground, the uncle on the tricycle got out of the car and looked around. When he saw no one claimed it, he gave it to him. The truck went up.

Afterwards, the agricultural vehicle came all the way to the town. Someone saw that the fish was good-looking. It happened that the old man was celebrating his birthday today, so he bought it at a high price of 5000 yuan.

Then the big fish striker was taken to the restaurant. The chef turned it into a table full of fish feasts, including stir-fried fish fillets with broccoli, braised fish balls, fish with pickled cabbage, fried fish mouth, and fish head soup. , spicy fish belly, braised fish steak, sweet and sour fish tail, celery yellow fish shreds and fried fish intestines.Because the fish is big enough, there is more than enough food for a table.

Even the head chef praised this fish for being a good buy. Even at the seaside, it may be difficult to see such a fat fish.

But at this time in the Dragon Palace, the Dragon King heard the bad news that his vanguard general was gone, and he disappeared somehow. Thinking about the weirdness and tyranny of that woman, he probably lost in her hands.

The last time this kind of thing happened was with that rebellious son Li Jing in Chentangguan. I didn't expect that after so many years, there would be a reincarnation.But this time, the Dragon King behaved well, and instead of letting his son go, he ordered a few generals under his banner to conquer the woman again in anger.

That morning, an inland province issued a series of red warnings for flood disasters, and everyone was preparing for flood rescue. The dark clouds in the sky had already completely blocked the sun's rays, and it was as dark as night at seven or eight o'clock in the morning in late spring, and the air was also dark. It's all water vapor, and it's terribly stuffy.

Fairy Shui Lin got up in the morning to argue over this bowl to eat there, and seeing the dark clouds in the sky, she chatted to the big farm dog lying next to him gnawing on the bone: "I tell you, you will bite me again next time. I came here in the middle of the night and stole you and sold you to a dog dealer."

While talking, the rain had already fallen from the sky. It happened that Brother Zhang was pushing the electric car out for maintenance. Although Fairy Shui Lin didn't understand why Brother Zhang always rode that electric car, she still enthusiastically followed him. Brother Zhang greeted: "Brother Zhang, they are here again."

Brother Zhang looked at the sky and hummed: "But I have something to do today."

After finishing speaking, he patted the electric car: "You can solve this matter."

After speaking, Brother Zhang left, leaving behind He Shuilin and the dog squatting at the base of the wall, looking at Brother Zhang's electric car.

electric car...

He Shuilin looked at the electric car in front of him, then lowered his head and ate a mouthful of noodles: "I didn't expect that He Shuilin would need an electric car one day in my life to help fight against the Dragon Lord. It's outrageous to say it."

Yes, it's just outrageous.The level of outrageousness is no less than saying that Zhou Shilun rode an Emma electric bicycle and killed Xu Shisong's girlfriend, which made Xu Shisong write the funeral of Rose Flower.

"Hey, electric car." He Shuilin yelled at the electric car: "Just beep if you can hear it."

The electric car obviously didn't intend to talk to her.

"Hey! Electric car!"

At this moment, the electric car suddenly turned into a fierce-looking man in black scale armor with a pair of long horns on his head. He was extremely tall, about 1.9 meters tall, and his eyes were full of murderous intent. , the feeling is that no one would suspect that he was lying if he had eaten.

"I'm not called Hey, nor an electric car. My name is Xingju."

"Life!" He Shuilin stood up suddenly: "The electric car has become a genius!"

At this moment, Xingju condensed water into a gun, and hit the ground heavily, the water vapor formed an impact, blasting out a beautiful air wave, and behind him appeared the phantom of a nine-headed dragon: "The ancient Demon Dragon, Star Horse!"

"But you are transformed from an electric car." He Shuilin put the eating bowl on the dog's head next to him and gestured with his hand to look like the electric car: "You were like this just now, and then suddenly you became like this."

Xingju frowned, and just about to speak, he heard the rumble of war drums above the clouds. The sound was like thunder. He looked up and saw [-] generals standing above the clouds, although each of them had strange shapes. , but there is still a lot of momentum when the number is large.

"Be good, they don't look very smart."

After He Shuilin finished speaking, she flicked her hand, and a long whip appeared in her hand: "Go, electric car, let's fight!"

"You are not afraid?"

"I'm afraid of shit." He Shuilin snorted coldly: "One person can't beat it, but two people can't beat it?"

Xingju had broken through the void as soon as he raised his leg. He Shuilin only felt a flash of light in front of his eyes, and the electric car was gone...

When Xingju went straight away, there were two more figures behind him, and the two figures grew in response to the wind, and after a while, they were already two giant beasts. There are fins on the horns and back, which move against the wind.Another giant beast looks like a tiger, has wings and moves swiftly.

Fairy Shui Lin rushed over just now, reaching out to touch the winged tiger, but her arm was almost bitten off.

"Wow...how can you be so fierce?"

Xingju looked back at her, didn't talk nonsense, just waved his spear, pointed at the crowd of Dragon Palace in the cloud: "Jazi, Qiongqi, charge with me!"

After the words fell, Xingju rushed in with two big monsters. He Shuilin was stunned by the people around him. Are fights so violent now?You don't even report your own family name, so you just do it when you come up?
Good, good, good temper!

Fairy Shui Lin didn't think much of it, and killed her with a whip.

This is a real fight between immortals. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals of the Dragon Palace have never seen this situation before. They are beaten by Xingju as soon as they come up. The speed of this thing explodes very fast. Usually, a large area is swept away before seeing him make a move. down.

And Qiongqi and Yazi are extra meals, one child at a time, the shrimp soldiers only eat the head and the crab will only eat the tongs, they are very picky eaters.

Compared with their ferocity, He Shuilin is much worse. Although his ability is not bad and he has the prestige of flat peaches, he is still only a mortal body after all. It is already great to be able to maintain himself in the air for a long time. It is really difficult for the ocean overlords to fight.

But at this moment, the ordinary people in Xiatou Town are a bit at a loss, because the bad weather is weird, and seafood is falling from the clouds early in the morning. Who has seen this posture...

Although everyone was scared and thought it was strange, but if they couldn’t stand it, there was the courageous one. When they saw the seafood falling from the sky, they took it back and steamed it to eat. The water was boiled and steamed for 8 minutes...

After eating like this, hey, guess what?It is the seafood flavor, which is authentic.

If there is the first one who eats the sea, there will be the second one, and the first one will be the second, the second will be the third, and the third will be a lot.There is a wild battle in the clouds, and the people below are frantically picking up seafood.

I don’t know how many seafood drops. Anyway, it lasted for more than an hour. Even the next town has people who drive to pick up seafood. They are very big, not only big but also very fresh. Take it back and wash it. The kind of sashimi, there are all kinds of weird seafood, crabs costing 80 yuan a catty, and deep-sea fish costing thousands of yuan a catty.

Even the TV station came to interview later. Experts said that this may be because a tornado appeared on the ocean, which brought the sea water and marine life to the high altitude and followed the monsoon belt all the way to the inland, just like the typhoon some time ago brought the puffins It is like blowing to AH, and the low temperature in the high altitude helps to keep seafood fresh.

Speaking of this, the marine climate expert actually swallowed his saliva.

When the seafood stopped falling and the weather gradually cleared up, as soon as the sun came out, the bits and pieces of unwanted seafood quickly gave off the smell of rotten fish and shrimp, and I couldn't stay in the town for a while, even though I ate it. People who come from the sky have nothing to do with seafood, but the smell of rotten fish and rotten shrimp is not something people in inland provinces can bear.

More than 3 shrimp soldiers and crab generals, just let Xingju take Yazi and Qiongqi to fuck them all, and He Shuilin also beat him, but not many.However, she quickly broke off two huge crab claws and brought them back. They weighed them, one weighed [-] catties and [-] taels, and the other weighed [-] catties and [-] taels.

This is the largest pair of crab claws. Use a hammer to break the outer shell, and then put it in the steam box to steam for 10 minutes. After taking it out, take out a part of the silky meat in the crab claws and dip it in soy sauce mustard. A part of the salad is delicious.

And the news that the entire 3-strong legion was wiped out quickly spread to the Dragon King. This incident was also a very heavy loss for the Dragon Palace. The Dead Sea Dragon King met for this matter, and they felt that there must be someone They are messing with them, but they are not sure, but they also have experience in dealing with this kind of thing, can't they fight?If you can fight again, who can fight?

If it doesn't work, just send a flood and flood them. Isn't that how Nezha was killed back then.

So several dragon kings mobilized some dragon elites to come in this direction. Soon the weather was just bright in the morning, and it was dark again in the afternoon, but this time the people in the town had been waiting for it for a long time. Seafood is falling from the sky, and all the equipment is ready, just wait for another sea and sky feast.

It’s just that the dark clouds affected a huge area this time, and even in remote small villages, you can see the thick dark clouds. After taking a nap, Nezha stood under the big tree and looked up at the unusual sight in the distance. The dark clouds, teeth creaking.

"What's wrong? So angry."

The monkey hooked his legs on the tree trunk and hung down and asked Nezha: "Are you having a nightmare?"

Nezha pointed to the dark clouds in the distance: "Dragon Palace is making trouble again."

"Dragon Palace again?" The monkey jumped down from the tree: "It seems that they haven't stopped for a few days, so should we care about it or not?"

Nezha rubbed his nose and stretched out his hand to the monkey: "Give me a handful of medicine."

"A handful?"

"Hurry up!"

The monkey threw the bottle over, and Nezha took it, opened the lid, and poured it out. After eating it, there would be thirty pills. In the next second, a golden lotus pattern appeared on his eyebrows, and his hair also changed from black to black. flame.

"Let's go."

The monkey unhurriedly took out the small toothpicks in its ears and eyes: "Go ahead! I'll take a few."