What to do with a full-scale life

"hey-hey."

When San Yan'er walked out of the field, he turned around and saw Hou'er and Nezha standing on the roadside tree with arms folded.

"Eye, there is no new love."

Nezha's words made Yang Jian just laugh a few times, but he didn't answer, because everyone knew that it would be somewhat unseemly to show up in this place again after breaking off the relationship.

"Sign up." The monkey was eager to try when he heard the noise inside: "I can't help it anymore."

"To make up for five, the three of us and Xiaoxu will only have four in total. Where can you find the fifth one?"

The monkey's enthusiasm was extinguished by a basin of cold water, and he looked dejected, but Sanyan paused in front of him: "It seems... we can get another one."

"Who?" The monkey's head suddenly shot up: "Who can fight?"

Yang Jian touched his chin, turned his head and glanced at the monkey, and then pointed at the person not far away who was looking into the arena.

"Huh? Are you planning to pick up someone on the street?"

"Correct."

Sanyan smiled: "Do you dare?"

"Dare, why don't you dare?" Monkey rolled up his sleeves and said, "When have you ever been afraid of me?"

Nezha chuckled: "You're not afraid, are you? Then I'll find the person who will suppress you for another 500 years, this time with your butt facing outward."

After hearing this, the monkey started to take out the stick from his ears: "Then I will let this golden hoop grow around your head today!"

"Okay, stop making trouble. I'll go up and ask."

Yang Jian straightened his clothes and walked up to the sneaky man: "Hello."

"Huh? Hello."

"Here's the thing, we also want to sign up for the competition, but we're missing one person, can you join us?"

"Are you sick? Are you just picking people up on the road?"

It's so scolding... No serious person can ask such a question. This is currently the highest-level and most intense fighting competition. What's the difference between just asking someone to join it and sending someone to death?

"You are responsible for collecting the heads, and you can abstain from voting when you get on stage."

Nezha rushed up and said, "How are you? Good brother."

In fact, by coincidence, the sneaky guy they asked was none other than Long Danchen.He has been missing for a long time. During this time, he has been selecting awesome superpowers from all over the world to fight. But since he knew that Huahua, who had been flirting with him, was actually such an awesome thing, he couldn't bear it. I kept coming over to take a sneak peek.

While he was peeping here today, three idiots suddenly came over and asked him if he wanted to join. When he was thinking about what kind of rotten fish and shrimps they were, they actually called him good brother.

Long Danchen has a lot of problems, the biggest of which is that he is extremely fond of happiness and has soft ears. When someone calls him "good brother", he can't help his addiction. After thinking about it for a while, it turns out that it is true. Agree.

The key point is that his big brother soul is burning like this. No matter how he looks at these bastards, they don't look like top-notch experts. They are probably just the first-rounders. But it doesn't matter. When the time comes, he will have a game of his own even though he is defeated. Won't he become famous in one fell swoop?

You know that man gave me a lot of good things...

Just thinking of that man made Long Danchen feel a little...sad, as if it had stirred up a thorn in his heart, making him uncomfortable but unable to feel it.

As for Monkey and the three of them, everything is ready now and all they need is Dongfeng. When the time comes, they will be done registering.The God of War trio is not to say how awesome they are. There are many people in heaven and hell who are better than them. They really got this name because of the punk spirit, the ultimate rock and roll and the ultimate romanticism. .

Johnny Silverhand will definitely not be able to beat Adam Hammer, but this does not affect Johnny Silverhand's ability to burn Arasaka Tower to ashes and Adam Hammer can only become a ferocious Rottweiler.

In the same way, there are so many people that these three men cannot defeat, but they are the only ones in the world who can be called the gods of war. Why?Because they all have the courage to burn down your Lingxiao Palace as long as this world is unreasonable, even if you die.

But they are not that weak. According to the overall strength ranking, they are still at the upper-middle level. Yang Jian's peak combat power is when he fucks the monkey. The monkey's peak combat power is when he is fucked by Yang Jian. Nezha's The peak combat power was when watching Yang Jian fuck the monkey.

After that, Yang Jian lost his dog, Nezha lost his golden body, and the monkey was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain.Everyone has a bright future.

Later, when they reach middle age, their physical fitness, ability and fighting will have steadily declined to a certain level. Then they forcefully break through the ban and return to the human world, with their abilities less than one-tenth of their peak.

For these three middle-aged gods, the only way to regain their confidence now is to take drugs, but the good news is that the drug is enough.

But there is no point in worrying about combat effectiveness now. After all, he is on the verge of retirement. When he comes to the human world, he is destined to no longer enjoy the privileges of the upper three realms. Isn't Nezha's golden body just gone?

So the three of them planned to shine once again before retiring.

Oh, the monkey is not middle-aged. In theory, he has the same lifespan as heaven and earth. He has simply changed his mind, which is mainly reflected in his desire to fight. Since he was imprisoned for 500 years and took a trip, his edges have been smoothed by the human world. , he no longer had the arrogance he had when he was the Monkey King in golden armor and red robe.

This time was a rare opportunity for him to find himself again. He wanted to see if he had become a goalkeeper in the upper three realms, a miserable unit of measurement and a stinky monkey that was laughed at.

Everyone signed up immediately, and this time they finally returned to their roots, registering as human beings, and then waited for an opportunity to enter the challenge directly.

As a passerby who made up the numbers, Long Danchen got a contact number, and then no one paid attention to him, which made him somewhat lonely. After all, his elder brother had not had enough addiction, and his younger brother was gone.

But he was also a model of flexibility and resilience. After being abandoned by the Three Gods of War, he sat outside the venue and waited for the show to end. After all, he still wanted to catch Huahua and ask her why she was so awesome but refused to tell him.

Women don't have a good thing.

But after waiting for a long time, it was already dark, and Long Danchen didn't expect anything except being tricked by three passers-by into signing up.

Because at this moment Huahua has already returned to Chang'an Lane and is having dinner with the five people participating in today's competition. "The best performer today was actually Xu Wei." Huahua shook her head and sighed: "The worst performer was that horse. It's really surprising."

Brother Zhang was cooking with his head down, and laughed after hearing her words: "Isn't he always like this?"

"It's very unreliable, you know, and he also calls people airplane cups. I think it's really rude."

Brother Zhang just laughed. Don't expect anything good to come out of their mouths if they hit a pony. It's a typical dog's mouth that can't spit out ivory. You just get used to it and there's nothing to scold him. He was already like this even before the Twelve Spirits.

While she was describing today's game to Brother Zhang, the door was suddenly pushed open with a bang, and then she saw Dahuang's human form, and the beautiful young Egyptian girl pulled him with a look of reluctance. The two of them rushed to the small restaurant.

"I plan to form a team to compete as well."

Dahuang rushed in and the first thing she did was complain to Brother Zhang. Her main complaint was that the new competition system did not allow her to play solo. She was unhappy about this, but the problem was that she couldn't get five people to sign up.

So she searched all over the world, and there were three suitable ones. One was Xiao Hei, who watched perverted movies here every day, and the other was Master Pi.

"are you going?"

Dahuang pointed at Huahua and said, "If you go, you will be the one."

"I can't do it. I can't compete at the main god level." Huahua waved her hand: "I would have gone long ago if I could compete."

"Hmm..." Dahuang wandered around in front of Brother Zhang without a clue: "There is a yellow man and a black man. There will be no one left. Please think of a solution quickly."

Brother Zhang stood up straight and looked at Master Pi who looked reluctant: "Did you even capture her?"

"That's right." Master Pi also said with an angry face: "Why are you arresting me?"

It is obvious to everyone that Pi Ye has many choices. Now that she can be captured, it means that Dahuang really has no choice. As long as there are several choices, Pi Ye will definitely not be captured.

"Even if you catch him, you can't even make up the numbers." Dahuang was so angry that he scratched the door: "Who changed the competition system? It's so annoying."

At this moment, Xiao Ma, who had come to get drinks during the victory party over there, came over and saw Pi Ye and Da Huang standing together. He laughed and said, "What? Huang Pi Zi and Big Fat Cat, are you going out to catch mice?" "

Pi Ye rolled up his eyes and glared at Xiao Ma, while Dahuang also seemed to be shooing away flies: "Go away, stay away from me. I'll get annoyed when I see you."

"No, little Huanghuang. I also said I was going to recommend some people to you, why are you driving me away?"

Dahuang grabbed Xiaoma with his backhand and said, "Hurry up and say, I'll spare your life if you're satisfied."

Xiao Ma leaned over and pointed toward the refrigerator: "Heizi, bring me a bottle of Coke."

Moon God Xiao Hei took a bottle of Coke and put it in front of him, then leaned there and listened. After all, she was also captured by Da Huang, which was really embarrassing for her. Although Xiao Hei's fighting ability is indeed good, the standard is correct. She is a goddess of night hunting. Her appearance and abilities are on the same level as Dahuang, but she is really not good at fighting in the ring.

"This time we played a round, how can I put it... The level of those who can qualify is not bad, they are all above the standard line, and they are all at the average level of Zhengshen. The upper limit of a Zhengshen is Wen Zhong, so the lower limit is Me. But this also requires the restraint of attributes, abilities and skills. So if you bring someone like Huang Pizi who does not even have a godly position, not only will it not help you, but it may also hinder you."

"Stop talking nonsense." Dahuang frowned: "Speak quickly."

"My suggestion is to let go of Huangpizi and add three more normal ones. If you don't have to form a monster team, you can catch the Red Dust Sword Immortal Yuheng in Chang'an Alley. His progress is very fast and Kunlun Zhengyuan’s combat effectiveness is not weak. Although it will be difficult for players from the line team, if he is given a special training, he should be able to withstand it."

"What about the other two?"

"The second one, I personally recommend Little Snake. Even though Little Snake has just awakened, Little Snake's abilities are off-beat and nothing can restrain her. Don't you have a very good relationship with her? She must be fine. The last one is Ying Sha. Ying Sha is not a very good character, but his ability is obvious to all. Even if he went to the Corpse Execution Fairy, he was the strongest twelve spirits and was second only to Qing Lingzi. Top-notch."

"So you, Heizi, Xiaoshe, Yingsha and Yuheng, this five-person team will basically be fine as long as they don't encounter a perverted team."

At this time, Brother Zhang spoke: "Little snake can't do it."

"Oh... if the little snake can't do it, then forget it. If the little snake can't do it, then you can go find Qing Lingzi. He has a goddaughter. Have you seen Gemini? Gemini is a super-powered body, and his combat power is basically the same You have reached the level of the Lord God. If you are fighting for the human world, Qing Lingzi will not disagree."

"Then you take me to find Qing Lingzi."

Although Qing Lingzi is a scary thing, Dahuang has never been like this. She is a high-ranking deity herself, and she is Brother Zhang's kitten. No matter how scary Qing Lingzi is, it is just average to her.

"You are really awesome. You have to meet Qing Lingzi when you come up. Do you know Qing Lingzi? You should go to him. There is something wrong with that pushy guy. He is an old pervert. He will ask you to sleep with him and fuck the cat. You know, right?"

Brother Zhang raised his head at this time. He was holding a phone in his hand. The person on the phone was Qing Lingzi. He was actually calling Qing Lingzi to talk about Gemini, but who knew that Xiao Ma’s grandson He suddenly started talking outside...

"Okay, I understand." Qing Lingzi's voice came from the phone.

"Senior brother, please listen to my explanation!" Xiao Ma flew over: "Senior brother..."

But all that came was the busy signal of hanging up the phone. Xiao Ma stopped there, retracted his hand in embarrassment, and sat down on the chair: "It's over..."

"By the way, do you know why Qing Lingzi is a woman?" Brother Zhang suddenly said with a smile: "I just found out too."

"Why? He never said that." Xiao Ma raised his head and asked curiously: "According to his ability, doesn't he become a man when he wants to be a man, and a woman when he wants to be a woman?"

"Yeah. He told me that when he just came out of the place of suppression, he actually took the body of a girl. He said that girl's life was too hard, and he promised to live on her behalf."

"There is also such a story. Qing Lingzi is a pretty good person." Dahuang nodded: "Much better than some people."

"Okay? The prerequisite is to seize the body. Don't fall in love with people like you. It's easy to be PUA. He's a piece of shit." Xiao Ma leaned on the side and sneered at Dahuang's words: "When he killed people and cast the capital, you I haven’t seen it before.”

Dahuang sneered and glanced at Xiaoma: "Sacrificial civilizations are much the same. By the way, when will those twin stars arrive?"