What to do with a full-scale life

When Yingsha landed on the land of Shanhai Realm with his feet on the ground again, he opened his hands towards the sky, then let out a sigh, then lay down on the ground and kissed the ground hard.

"If you are sick, go get it treated. Don't go crazy in front of me."

Mouse stood next to him and even didn't want to know this idiot, while Yingsha straightened up and took a few deep breaths: "You don't understand, I have been locked in that underworld for decades, and I am almost depressed."

Yingsha was not lying about this. Before the time was synchronized, he stayed there from 40 to [-]. He spent almost [-] years bored in that small warehouse all day long. If If he hadn't been thinking of ways to change the situation of the battle, he might have been suffering from traumatic stress by now.

He really doesn't dare to be a monster again this time. He has no doubts about Brother Zhang's punishment methods. He has almost collapsed in just a few decades. If he acts like a monster again, he may be locked in an iron cage to watch. Five years ago, there were ups and downs. The level of cruelty was much crueler than just beheading him.

So this time he came here intending to complete the task seriously.

"What mission did the boss give you?"

Mouse curiously asked Yingsha: "You're not going to keep it a secret from me, are you?"

"You? You are a traitor to the human world, why should I not keep this secret?"

"You really owe shit, so can you blame me? Why don't you scold Qing Lingzi?"

"I don't dare to scold Qing Lingzi? I don't even dare to do it." Yingsha started walking slowly with his hands behind his back: "I don't dare to scold him, and I don't dare to scold you. And the boss has no intention of dealing with you two this time. "

Mouse pursed his lips and followed Yingsha without saying a word. After all, he really didn't have the right to speak now. He caused such a big trouble and he was thankful to Brother Zhang that he was not punished. He knew clearly in his heart, The fact that Brother Zhang could send Ying Shang over meant that he was going to intervene in this matter, but not as a guardian but as a Holy Lord.

Then we have to ask whether the former mouse will listen to the arrangements?Can you not listen to what you are saying?Let’s not talk about the emotional level. Just the seriousness of this matter. If he dares to play even a little bit, he has no doubt that Brother Zhang will handle this matter as a guardian.

Do you really think Brother Zhang is some silly Aladdin’s magic lamp?Have you ever asked the Old One who he kept in a jar as a mustard octopus?Have you asked Jiang Shang, who was sealed in Haotian Tower and hasn't come out yet?Have you ever asked the various intruders who were slapped by him from one three-dimensional world to another?Have you ever asked the universe that was destroyed by his shock?Have you ever asked the Western pantheon who stamped his feet and never went to hell again?

He is easy to talk to, but he is definitely not a soft persimmon who can be manipulated by others.Always remember that Brother Zhang will not be confused by women, tempted by money, or captured by power. At the same time, he knows everything at any point in time in the past, present and future, and knows everything at any time. What anyone thinks is the only omniscient and omnipotent God in this multiverse. Don’t try to deceive him by any means.

You can be lazy, passive, or even protest or strike when facing him, but please don't lie.

So why don't we simply refuse Ying Shang's request for cooperation? If we agree, we must fight to the end and use stumbling blocks or whatever. Grandma... Ying Sang can give himself a severe concussion without Brother Zhang taking action. I will definitely not be able to take care of myself for the rest of my life.

After all, the current Shushu no longer has the power of creation, and has lost the ability to be evenly matched with everyone.

In the end, of course, he chose to go out with Yingsha. Putting aside the feelings of senior brothers he had grown up with, another point was that Shushu was unwilling to be manipulated by Qing Lingzi like this. Since he could not return to the human world, wouldn't the home field be here now? Are mountains and seas bounded?
"You don't have to gouba to give me such a sad face, it's not what I'm telling you about you." Yingsha turned around and cursed: "Your mind is full of mush. Is your useless apprentice worthy of what you do?"

"Do you think it's as simple as just being an apprentice? If I don't keep him, Qing Lingzi still won't let me go."

"You are really not convinced when I say you are stupid. You are a fucking idiot. When did Qing Lingzi set up a dead end? Don't forget that he has a big daddy on his head. Turn your head. Go to Big Daddy and apologize. Don't you know who Big Daddy is? Even if you are willing to lower your head and be punished, if you die, I will throw you somewhere and lock you up for decades and then come out. At most, you will be emo. Yue, you, Gouba, have lived for more than 2000 years, and you still can’t think of this? Have you forgotten what you called yourself back then?”

"Sheng Tianbanzi..."

"It beats you M times, stinky sand wall."

If anyone can scold Shushu to the point of being autistic, there is no one else in the world except Yingsha. Yingsha is really not incompetent. On the contrary, he is the one in the Twelve Spirits who has higher indicators in all aspects. A gamer. A guy who can walk in front of all forces and yet feel at home like a fish in water.Firstly, he is a fool, secondly, he is lazy, and there is really no fault in him for the rest.

As for people like Shushu, what is popular among their group is to quarrel with the Confucian scholars, quote scriptures, and speak plausibly. But if Ying Smash doesn't do this, if God doesn't give birth to him as a mana dragon, then Zu'an will be like a long night.

"Have you had enough? Things have come to this point and I have no way out."

"Go away, I'm annoyed by this idiot like you. I really don't know how I can be in the same school as you, an idiot like you. It's embarrassing to say it out. People will ask me when the time comes, what happened to that junior brother of yours? I don’t have the shame to reply to them. What do you think I said? He’s just an idiot, with bubbles in his brain and urine in his bubbles, right?”

"Stop scolding, stop scolding!" Shushu looked around: "I am still a prince here, please save some face for me."

"What the hell can he do to me even if Bai Ze comes? It's not that I look down on him. Qing Lingzi is right when he says that Bai Ze has shit in his head. You guys have been in the shit hole all the way down. Yes, no one has a brain. Where is Bai Ze? Let Bai Ze come over!"

While Yingsha was cursing, Bai Ze strolled over from behind. He glanced sideways at Yingsha and then at Shushu, then waved his hands and walked away.

"Don't run away. Where are you going?"

Yingsha chased Bai Ze and said, "Old Bai, please wait for me for a while."

The cry of "Old Bai" made Bai Ze's scalp numb. In fact, there is a unique and interesting thing here, that is, in terms of seniority, Bai Ze was enlightened by the demon master Kunpeng, and the demon master Kunpeng was the same generation as Yinglong, and Yinglong was One of the Dragons of the Four Seasons, Yingsha's biological father is Chunlong Kui, the Dragon of the Four Seasons, and Yinglong is his undisputed uncle.

In terms of seniority in the Shanhai Realm, Bai Ze and Ying Sha are the same generation, and Shu Shu will call Ying Sha a master uncle.Although Bai Ze is much older than Ying Sha, this age difference is negligible to an immortal species, so there is no problem for Ying Sha to behave in front of Bai Ze.

But when Bai Ze saw him, his head was really buzzing. This guy was famous for being a gangster in the mountains and seas. He used his status as the eldest prince of the mountains and seas to get into trouble. Later, he tried his best to get him. He went to the human world to be a messenger of light. It’s only been a while, but why is he here again? This is not over yet...

"Why are you running? Why do you feel guilty?"

Bai Ze frowned and looked at Yingsha: "What can I say to you?"

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh, yes, yes, yes, you have nothing to say to me, then you can quickly take people to the upper three realms. When the time comes, I will go and beg my father Wen Zhong to let him divide you. Be my mount. I will ride on your head across the Pacific every day."

Bai Ze's expression became sharp. If it were anyone else, he would have already begun to prepare for the enemy. But what kind of dead pig is Yingsha? It's strange that he can be afraid of this. He just happened to be in solitary confinement and was full of plague. Now whoever appears in front of him cannot do without that firepower output.

"Don't embarrass me. What qualifications do you have to show off to me? Don't you know who you are? You were a little beast in the mountains. You got three points of Kunpeng's spiritual energy and gained the Tao. Then you thought you were He has become smart, powerful, and promising. He relies on Kunpeng to ignore worldly affairs and use his banner to deceive people all over the world. He recruits disciples to form a sect, and it is almost ready. Hehe, he is yearning for the life of a master in the upper three realms. I'm not saying that. You, Lao Bai, think about what you are. I, the Dragon Clan and the Human Clan have been fighting against the Three Realms for 1 years. They exchanged a fucking mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood for an equal. You bastard thinks you can lick just by licking. Adults? Do you understand when you lick your ass? Are you skilled in smart toilet technology? Just leave it like a dog."

"Wen Ying!" The beastly look on Bai Ze's face has already appeared: "Don't think that I dare not kill you."

"Kill, if I retaliate today, I will be the little bastard born of your mutt. Grandpa is not joking with you. If you kill me today, your Baize skin will have to be hung at the gate of the city and covered with it tomorrow." The circle is a broken drum, let people beat the fuck out of 17 years ago. Don’t forget, your grandfather and I are in an infinite rotation. The worst I can do is drink milk again and live another [-]-year-old rainy season! You Baize will be a pawn for me. Go ahead and break the drum!"

"Yingsha!" Mouse started to persuade from the side: "He is my master after all."

"Your master? Your master is my mother's brother Zhang's father. Who dares to compare with the Holy Master of the previous generation? No matter the Holy Master's ability, even though he has been wronged all these years, he has never thought of rushing to the Three Realms and groveling. After six thousand and eight hundred and twenty years of fighting with Tiansheng, who in the three realms dares to touch a single hair of my human world again? Did this respect fall from the sky? Did it grow from the ground? That was not the work of the Holy Lords of all ages. ? What did he Bai Ze do? I have long wanted to scold his mother. If it were not possible that he could not be beaten, today I would have to break two of his three legs and make him kneel and rub him forward for the rest of his life. "

"Wen Ying, I have already tolerated you, you have no right to talk to me." Bai Ze said sternly: "Don't force me to expel you from the human world."

"Hahahahaha, I, Cao Nima, am really laughing to death." After Yingsha laughed, he suddenly let out a sharp voice, and thunder suddenly scattered in the sky with a terrifying force: "Drive! You drive now! I want to see what you are doing Does Bai Ze, who has been a scoundrel all his life, have the guts! If you dare to drive away, the human race will dare to declare war on you, the beast race. If you dare to drive away, the dragon race will dare to declare war on you! How many years have I been waiting for you to die? When the time comes, try to see if the Holy Lord will forcibly activate the twelve spirits. Try to see if the Corpse Reverend Immortal will go into battle overnight. Try to see if the Dragon of the Four Seasons will eat your dog meat! Mouse, don’t say you don’t. Clearly, it is impossible for the old dog Bai Ze to agree to the opening of the alien beast tribe to accommodate the victims. It is definitely a fake news from your boy. But he is very good at sneaking and sneaking. He knows that the situation is irreversible, so he pretends not to have seen it. Now he has become Is he hypocritical? Do you really think that the Alien Beast Clan is your Alien Beast Clan? You are just a dog on the Holy Mountain! Remember, you are just a dog!"

Bai Ze suddenly transformed into a beast and rushed towards Ying Sha, but Ying Sha didn't move. Mouse was so anxious that he threw him to the ground with a flying swoop, dodging Bai Ze's attack.

But the next moment Bai Ze turned around and attacked again. Ying Zai pushed the mouse away, and then Bai Ze's sharp claws penetrated his body. Then Bai Ze bit Ying Zai's neck and roared from the depth of his throat: "I want you to die!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ying's neck broke with a bang, and then he was gone.

Seeing this scene, Mouse took a few steps back in shock and sat down on the ground. He looked at Yingsha's body on the ground and then at Bai Ze who was biting Yingsha, and suddenly he seemed crazy. Jumped up: "Let me go!"

But a mouse without power is like a kite with its string cut off. Bai Ze, who was mad, overturned it with a paw, and a deep wound appeared in his abdomen, almost breaking him at the waist.

"Oh, why are you here too?"

Yingsha, who was standing in Fengdu Ghost City, looked back at Mouse who was following behind him. Mouse looked at Yingsha and suddenly laughed out loud, while Yingsha looked at him and laughed too.

"Fuck, what's going on? Why did you two team up?"

Huahua was currently reviewing official documents in the main hall. The number of deaths had increased sharply recently. She was very busy now. When she looked up, she found that these two brothers had appeared in front of her: "What? Dead?"

"He was bitten to death by Bai Ze."

"I was scratched to death by Bai Ze."

"Okay, you two are awesome. Wait a minute."

Huahua put down her work and took out the phone to dial: "They are both dead. Who are they? Yingsha and Husha, one was scratched to death by Bai Ze, and the other was bitten to death by Baize. What should I say?"

"Oh... OK, I understand. OK, you can handle it this way."

After saying that, Huahua hung up the phone and looked Yingsha up and down: "You, go back. Shushu, enter a new reincarnation."

Mouse was stunned: "Huh? Next reincarnation? What do you mean? I'm no longer twelve spirits. I should follow the normal procedure and drink Meng Po soup, right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up." Huahua raised her watch and glanced at it: "Hurry up, otherwise you will miss a good opportunity! Your senior brother is really kind to you, isn't he?"

And Yingsha asked there: "What about me? Where can I go back? My body is bitten to pieces."

"Stop pretending to me and go back quickly. Stop talking nonsense. Now is not the time for the Three Realms War. I don't have time to talk nonsense to you two. I'm too busy. I have to go back to eat braised pork ribs in the evening. Hurry up, get out! Get out! !!”