What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 73 Standard Models for Phishing Law Enforcement

If you want to ask which one is better in fishing law enforcement, it must be Master Pi's specialty.

Although the job she used to do was not very honorable, it made her the best at the Internet in a short period of time, and she is also the moderator of the supernatural forum and the manager of the supernatural group. In the photos of legs in white socks and selfies, there will be a lot of dog men working hard for her.

"I think it must be natural first of all, and it's definitely not okay to go up rashly." After thinking carefully for a while, Master Pi said: "So let's have a discussion first."

"Well, that's reasonable. The IQ gap between people is only 5 minutes." Mouse looked at Thunder Dragon who was playing backgammon not far away and nodded, "Except for Thunder Dragon."

"I'll get a few accounts for you guys, and then anyone who opens a theme post will ask a question, 'Are there dragons in the world'." Master Pi looked calm and composed, as if deceiving people was commonplace for her. De: "Then we started to perform, first we quarreled, and then someone threw a picture of Xiaobailong, and then we insisted that it was P's, and then the person who was questioned opened a separate post, live broadcasting Xiaobailong's daily life every day .”

Master Pi said while shaking his fingers and said, "I can't tell anyone the address, and I don't reply to any private messages, but I have to bring out some vague environmental characteristics in the pictures, so as to give people the impression that we are amateurs."

Master Pi's idea was immediately recognized by everyone, because no matter what kind of dragon this thing is at any time, it must be scarce and precious, so if that organization can have the resources to raise dragons, then it must be It won't be a small street organization, so they will definitely pay special attention to this news.

This supernatural forum is the largest Chinese supernatural forum, it is impossible for them not to pay attention to this aspect of content.But if you start fishing directly, it would be too salty, so you must twist it a little bit, and make the setting of this little white dragon so that people will accidentally pick it up, and then keep it at home as a pet.

In this way, the other party will soon find Xiao Bailong, and as long as a professional player can tell at a glance whether Xiao Bailong is a P-picture, so as long as he publishes a beautiful photo of Xiao Bailong every day, they will come to the door in a short time visited.

Considering that they will not send high-end combat forces for the first time, nor will they know any deeper inside information, so they decided that if they send low-end personnel, they can not be so anxious, just let them hit the soft nail up.Then step by step to lure the enemy to go deep, and when the opponent's advanced combat power arrives, then... hehe.

In fact, the mouse has no way to imagine what would happen if someone took the initiative to release aggressive skills on Brother Zhang, because in the ten years since Brother Zhang awakened to the present, he has never blushed with anyone, he has always been very gentle, never When I saw him, he was always sitting on a chair under the sun or flipping the pages of a book or listening to songs in a daze or looking up at the sky.

So humans can't imagine things they haven't seen, so how Xiao Zhang will face the attack has become the focus of everyone's curiosity.

"Do you really want to see me fight with someone so much?" Little Brother Zhang also found it funny: "I think you guys are so perverted."

"It's not abnormal, but really curious." Thunder Dragon suddenly jumped high from behind the crowd, holding lightning in his hand: "Leiqie!"

Brother Xiao Zhang just smiled, his pupils moved a few times, the surroundings began to slow down like asphalt that was slowly solidifying, and Brother Xiao Zhang first took off Thunder Dragon's hands in such a relative stillness. Then he grabbed a sausage and put it in his hand, and finally pulled him down from mid-air and put him on a chair. After all this was done, the bullet time mode was released.

The Thunder Dragon who was attacking with a thunder light just now, is now sitting on a chair with a sausage in his hand, his face is full of confusion.In other people's eyes, the whole process was that Thunder Dragon suddenly burst into madness, and then nothing happened, he just sat on the chair with sausage in his hand, as if he was slapped by someone on Mount Emei. The monkey who slaps but has not yet reacted.

"Let me just say it, none of you can see how my boss made a move." Lei Long shook his head and said, "Give up."

Brother Zhang smiled and said, "You all should be normal."

"Promise me! If there is a day, you must be more handsome, don't disappear so suddenly, it's very boring." Lei Long leaned forward and said almost begging: "OK!"

Brother Xiao Zhang was still very helpless in the face of this kind of guy, he could only sigh and reply: "Okay, okay, are you satisfied?"

"Satisfied!"

Then they continued to discuss the content of this aspect, until the evening, the mouse answered the phone and left in a hurry, and the others felt that there was no problem, so they separated.

Only Lei Long and Xu Wei were left in the room studying Lei Fa, while Brother Zhang was putting the roast chicken sealed with mud into the stuffy oven.

Everything seemed to be in order, but at this moment, there was a sound from outside, and after a while, a young man in his early twenties walked in with his head poking his head, and when he saw Brother Zhang, he nodded and said hello with a smile on his face .

"Good evening, good evening." The man came in and sat down: "I want to ask, are there people with twelve spirits here? I came following the breath of Lei Fa Tianlong."

As soon as the words fell, Lei Long stood up suddenly, looking at the young man with piercing eyes, with a very unkind expression: "What's the matter?"

"Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand." The young man quickly stood up: "Let me introduce myself first, I am Huang Die'er from 32 Corpse Dissection Fairy, hehe...an old friend."

When Thunder Dragon heard this name, his expression ranged from surprise, astonishment, questioning, fear, and finally to astonishment.

Who is this man?In fact, it is also interesting to say that this is the first love girlfriend of the first generation of Thunder Dragon and also the tragic woman who was killed by the first generation of Thunder Dragon. Although she is one of the 32 corpses, she is also the most sorry person of the first generation of Thunder Dragon.

Because although she is like Shura to other people, she is considerate to the first generation Thunder Dragon. In the end, even though she died in the hands of the first generation Thunder Dragon, even she said four words to Thunder Dragon just before dying. There is food."

It's meaningless to put up a position here, because it's true that Thunder Dragon is right, but this has also become the heart disease of Thunder Dragon in the past 2000 years. No matter how many generations of inheritance and reincarnation, Thunder Dragon has been in this kind of suffering all the time.

Now that Huang Die'er is back, even though she has completely changed into a different look, when she heard this name, the DNA of Thunder Dragon f**king moved, and the pain engraved in the memory for 2000 years suddenly disappeared back up from the depths.

"Long time no see." Huang Die'er sat on the small stool in front of the counter, turned her head and asked, "Are you still in business?"

Brother Zhang nodded: "What do you want?"

"Let's have a bowl of...vegetable soup and rice."

Hearing these three words, Lei Long's heart almost broke, the pain hidden in the depths of his soul was fully mobilized, which made him cry uncontrollably.

Brother Xiao Zhang pouted, he didn't know what happened 2000 years ago, but judging from the current situation, Thunder Dragon might be worse.

Lei Long squatted on the ground clutching his chest, Lei Fa Tianlong, who was usually aloof, was now like a helpless child.

Even though what they were facing now was one of the 32 corpses they had been looking for, Lei Long still couldn't even raise the strength to speak.

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head with a smile, bent down to get a handful of cabbage, washed it first, copied it with lard, then added some seasonings to cook a pot of soup, then poured the leftovers down, waiting When the water was boiling, he took a stool and sat there watching the two wonderful performances in front of him.

"You've changed quite a lot." Huang Die'er looked at Lei Long for a long time: "You used to have a dusty face, but now you have thin skin and tender flesh."

Lei Long sat there with his head bowed, fragments were constantly pouring out of the memory area, and emotions and memories were suddenly poured into his head crazily, which made him very dazed all of a sudden.

"Okay, I'm not here this time to collect debts from you." Huang Die'er said with a smile: "I just want to tell you that the 32 Corpse Jiexians have recovered one after another."

Lei Long took a deep breath, and when he looked up again, his face was covered with tears, he said in a hoarse voice: "Wait a minute, why don't I know you, but I want to cry when you come out?"

"Haven't recalled yet? It's okay, I'll eat first, and you recall slowly."

This person said that he didn't come to collect debts, but he was obviously here to collect debts. This villain's background is really powerful, and he can toss Lei Fa Tianlong like this.

At this time, Sister Gou seemed to smell something, and slowly walked in from behind, and when Huang Dieer saw Sister Gou, she immediately screamed and rushed forward: "Xiaobai!!!"

Sister Gou was startled, turned into a human form in a whiz, looked at the man hugging her in front of her, sniffed his scent slightly, and showed an unbelievable expression in her eyes: "Butterfly!~"

"It's me! I'm back!" Huang Die'er looked very excited, and she seemed to be very familiar with Sister Gou: "I have missed you so much for so many years."

Sister Gou slowly pushed him away and looked him up and down: "Why did you become like this?"

As for how it became like this, it is naturally that the child has no mother. It is a long story. Huang Die'er chatted with Sister Gou while eating after serving Xiao Zhang's soup and rice, probably since she died that year start talking.

She didn't die back then, but was restrained by Qing Lingzi with a soul-binding magic weapon. If she guessed correctly, Qing Lingzi planned to use her Dao soul to refine the magic weapon.

But it was probably God's will. Before the refining of the magic weapon started, King Zhao Zheng of Qin ordered Qing Lingzi to be dealt with. After that, she was sealed underground along with her Dao soul, and spent a long and dark time.

A few days ago, she didn't know why, but she was released suddenly, but after a long period of darkness, she was actually a little dazed at that moment, so she was drifting between the sky and the earth with the wind.

Until two months ago, she accidentally saw a body that had lost its soul lying on the bed, and she entered this body almost instinctively.

"It took me two full months to learn how to pee standing up!" Huang Die'er complained to Sister Gou: "But I still always pee on my body."

(End of this chapter)