What to do with a full-scale life

Chapter 78 Take advantage of his illness to kill him
The key to making Thunder Dragon disgusting is not whether it looks good or not, but the terrifying contrast between his usual image and his current image.

The eyes tell the brain that this aggressive person can never be a brontosaurus, but the memory repeatedly emphasizes that this aggressive person is a brontosaurus.

This incongruity between memory, thought and senses can lead to intense discomfort, just like motion sickness.

Now Lei Long's biggest problem is that his mentality of indebtedness to Huang Die'er has reached a point where he has distorted himself.

It's okay to say that he is twisted by himself, but he doesn't, he insists on wearing women's clothes, and then dangles under the noses of others. The disgusting kind.

Since Lei Long tried women's clothing for the first time last night, he has changed twelve sets of clothes so far, and from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, his express delivery never stopped.

Cosmetics, here are some sets.

Some wigs, come here.

Lolita dresses, here are some sets.

Princess clothes, here are some sets.

There are eight sets of fake Laizi, in various sizes.

Master Pi's pornography made him vomit for a whole day, so he pestered Zhang Yao to let her check if he was fine.

The more critical issue is that he not only disgusts Master Pi, he also disgusts everyone.Little Brother Zhang should have a pretty good tolerance, he doesn't even want to see Lei Long's words, and now Little Brother Zhang, who has been an Earthbound spirit for many years, will take the initiative to go out for a walk.

It is no exaggeration to say that this is all due to Thunder Dragon.

And as long as he was in the store, the number of customers dropped by [-]%, mainly because most of them were regular customers. Seeing Lei Long's aggressive appearance, the regular customers couldn't even take a sip of water, not to mention eating.

"You are majestic and powerful, you have made yourself like this, what do you look like!"

Huang Die'er pointed at Lei Long's nose and scolded him. Lei Long had indeed made this a lot of complaints these two days. It was reasonable for Huang Die'er to scold him. Isn't the reason because of Lei Long's feeling of indebtedness to Huang Die'er?

But Huang Die'er scolded him without any psychological pressure. She herself is the heroine of the incident. Although she became a young man due to some accidents when she was reborn as a human being, the root core of the correction is still Huang Die'er herself. , is the one who will tell Lei Long that "there is food in the pot" even when he is dying.

"I don't need you to feel guilty, and I'm not the kind of person who repeatedly brings up this matter. Haven't you heard of all dharmas? Practice? I think you cultivated on dogs."

Huang Die'er's scolding was really ugly, which can be regarded as expressing the mouse's heartfelt feelings, but if the same words were replaced by the mouse, if he hadn't been killed half of his life by the thunder dragon today, then the thunder dragon would not The brontosaur he knew.

"I didn't hate you when you smashed my heart with lightning. But seeing you like this now makes me sick!"

Lei Long lowered his head and did not speak, while silently taking off the makeup and wig on his face.

"Your stockings will be taken off later!"

Huang Die'er scolded angrily and left in a huff: "Reflect on yourself!"

After she left, Lei Long stepped on the steps and slowly moved down the stockings. Seeing the hair on his calf fluttering in the wind, the mouse couldn't hold back a laugh.

"What are you laughing laughing?"

"If you ask me, you were not wronged at all when you fell into her hands in your previous life. Huang Die'er is really fierce."

Thunder Dragon groaned and didn't dare to express his opinion, he just took off two stockings and went back to the house, changed into normal clothes and came out after a while.

"Is this much abnormal?"

What the mouse said made Lei Long sigh: "I don't want to make up for her, she lived too hard in the previous life, and I have nothing to give her."

"If you really want to talk about compensation, then you might as well ask Brother Zhang to change your personality." The mouse shook his head and said, "With your disgusting method, next time the eldest sister comes back, she will definitely beat you to death."

Lei Long sat there silently lighting a cigarette, his expression when he looked at the mouse became a little cloudy and uncertain amidst the smoke.

"Don't make up my mind."

After about a cigarette of silence, Lei Long suddenly said: "Do you think I can use the spirit of speech to directly restore her daughter's body?"

"Then I'm afraid you will be punished by brother Zhang."

"Then I admit it! No, I'll discuss it with her."

Lei Long jumped out of the counter and said to the mouse before leaving, "Look at the store."

After speaking, he galloped all the way to find Huang Die'er sitting there crying on the beach outside their base.

Lei Long stood behind her for a while, sighed and sat next to her, stretched out his arms to wrap Huang Die'er's shoulders: "Don't cry, I'm here to apologize to you."

Huang Die'er was so wronged, she leaned her head on Lei Long's shoulder, but Lei Long turned his head to see a man's face, he turned his head quickly, and after taking a long breath, Said: "How about... Let me find a way to restore your daughter's body?"

"Is it really capable? But isn't the Holy Lord not allowing it?"

"Hey, I'm afraid you don't know..." Lei Long suddenly closed his mouth at this point, and then changed his words: "Anyway, there is a way, but there is a ban, I can't tell others."

Huang Die'er doesn't blame him for not telling herself, after all, there are so many messy rules in their business, and there are even some things that are not even easy to mention.

It's just that transforming a daughter's body is a big deal, and it's definitely not something that can be done by going to Thailand for an operation, and it may even violate the ban, because the body Huang Die'er is using now is not her own.

"It doesn't matter, let's fight it out." Lei Long got up and looked back at Huang Die'er, cleared his throat and said, "Will... wait... for a while."

"What are you going to do?"

"Let me organize the language."

After thinking for a long time, Lei Long said: "Turn Huang Die'er's current body into her own body."

When the words fell to the ground, Thunder Dragon's chest suddenly seemed to be pierced by a sharp blade, and blood gushed out.

Huang Die'er was stunned for a moment, and immediately rushed over to cover Lei Long's wound: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I'm a dragon body."

After finishing speaking, Lei Long continued: "Turn Huang Die'er's current body into her own body."

This time it was still unsuccessful, Thunder Dragon's left hand was broken with a snap, he screamed out of pain, and bounced on the ground like an ornamental fish jumping out of a bathtub.

Seeing him like this, the Yellow Butterfly was frightened. She cried and begged for help, but was gently covered by Thunder Dragon's right hand. Thunder Dragon said weakly and tremblingly: "For you, what price will I pay?" ...willing to pay! Turn Huang Die'er's current body into her own body!!! Now!"

At the end of the conversation this time, Huang Die'er immediately began to feel the changes in her body, but she didn't care about it, and carried the completely fainted Thunder Dragon into the warehouse.

Zhang Yao was testing a mechanical arm there at the moment, and when she saw Huang Die'er rushing in, she was startled: "Who are you? Who?"

Huang Die'er was taken aback, and pointed to herself: "I, Huang Die'er."

Zhang Yao looked at the thunder dragon in her arms, then at the completely unfamiliar Huang Die'er, and finally chose to take out a mirror.

When Zhang Yao put Thunder Dragon on the table, Huang Die'er began to look in the mirror. She was shocked to find that she had completely changed into what she used to be, with red lips, white teeth, and fair skin. kind.

Zhang Yao activated the medical robot to help Leilong check, but her eyes kept looking at Huang Die'er.

To be honest, although Zhang Yao has seen many strange things these days, it is the first time that this level of strangeness has been seen.

The main thing is not the male-to-female change, the main reason is that this is too pretty, right?That skin, that appearance, that figure, even has a sense of immortality, so pure but not to mention, it looks really cute.

Is this what Huang Die'er really looks like?
But the good times didn't last long, as the sun set, Huang Die'er's appearance returned to a man's body again. Although she was amazed by her change, she was more worried about Thunder Dragon's injury.

Because even Huang Die'er was the first to see an injury that the Tianlong body could not recover by itself, and even now she is still in a coma.

"Why did you change back again?"

Zhang Yao got the adrenaline and was about to give Lei Long a tube to go in, but found that Huang Die'er had returned to her original appearance.

"I don't know...how is he?"

"I've stopped the bleeding with a laser, but he's pretty dangerous right now."

"Why don't you go to the hospital?" Huang Die'er was so anxious that she was about to cry: "It's better to go to the Holy Master."

"It's okay, it's useless if I go to the hospital." Zhang Yao answered Huang Die'er's question while treating Lei Long's wound: "I sent him a message just now, and he said he didn't care."

"Ah? The Holy Lord doesn't care? Why?"

Zhang Yao shrugged: "Who knows, stop talking nonsense, come and fix his hands and feet for me."

On the other side, Xiao Zhang was sitting there, but his eyes seemed to be looking somewhere. He answered when others talked to him, but his eyes never looked back.

"That's what Lei Long said at the time, and I don't know if he will do something stupid."

"He has already done it." Xiao Zhang replied, "It's in Zhang Yao's warehouse."

As soon as the words finished, Master Pi slammed open the door of the small shop: "It's bad, it's bad, Thunder Dragon seems to be dying."

Brother Zhang slowly lowered his eyelids, but did not move.

"You don't care? He might be dying..."

"As I said, everyone's ending is chosen by themselves." Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "The power of words and spirits is not for him to act recklessly, he is called eating the consequences of himself."

"But he's going to die!" Master Pi stamped his feet anxiously: "Zhang Yao's side is almost beyond rescue."

This time Brother Zhang finally withdrew his eyes and looked at Master Pi: ​​"There is an old saying, you have to admit your mistakes, and you have to stand firm when you fight. Let him suffer for a while."

Hearing this sentence, Master Pi sat down instead, his expression was no longer in a hurry, and his face became better. He even generously took out a hundred yuan bill from his hip pocket: "Boss, here is a roast chicken."

(End of this chapter)