After becoming roommates with a married partner

Chapter 160 Do you think this pant leg looks like the foot you pressed on me when you slept

Yu Quietly: "Come out and see if my fist is big or not."

Lu Chao: "..."

So at this time, she was determined not to go out, Lu Chao said that she couldn't bear Yu Quietly's iron fist.

Huh?
Lu Chao had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly seemed to think of something again.

He was obviously the one being played with, why was Yu Qiaoqiao so angry, so angry that she wanted to beat him up.

Lu Chao: "..."

It seems to have found something incredible.

Lu Chao silently nodded, but in order to appease Yu Quietly, Lu Chao continued to send messages to Yu Quietly.

"Then hit me, will you calm down if you kill me?" Lu Chao said.

Having said that, Lu Chao looked up at the door lock and confirmed that it was locked backwards. Only then did Lu Chao heave a sigh of relief, and then continued to provoke Master Yu.

Master Lu, cut her off!
"Hey, why didn't you kill me?" Lu Chao stared at Shenfei in front of the phone, and then said in a tone of sudden realization: "Oh, it turned out that I closed the door."

Yu Quietly: "..."

Yu quietly stroked her hair, this familiar conversation.

Did she say so?

Sister, why don't you speak.Oh, so I banned you.

Gan!
Lu Chao gave another one.

She knew that this man was too stingy, and he wouldn't take any losses!

but……

But Yu Quietly raised his eyebrows, looking forward between his brows, with a little doubt buried in his heart.But why is Lu Chao so proud of Yu Quietly not being able to come in?

Not at all!

Yu Quietly poked Lu Chao's profile picture on the phone screen angrily.

Lu Chao, shoot silly!
After being photographed twice, Lu Chao's window shook violently twice.

The shaking head seems to indicate that after going out, Lu Chao will be beaten badly by Yu Qiaoqie.

Lu Chao was so frightened that his hands shook, but luckily he was able to hold the phone successfully.

perhaps……

possible……

Lu Chao had already imagined how Yu Qiaoqiu beat him up outside.

The system prompts: "[wife] patted you."

This pat reminded Lu Chao of the last time he was in the group.

The crazy pat last time almost made Yu Quietly send Lu Chao away.Fortunately, Lu Chao's Pai Yi Pai on WeChat is very subtle, not as rampant as on Penguin, so there hasn't been any trouble.

After the pat, the matter is over.

Otherwise, with Yu Youqiao's temperament, he would rather find a locksmith to open the door and have to kill Lu Chao to get him out.

"Yu Quietly."

"Come to coax me with a nice name."

"Wife."

"Okay, let's play."

Lu Chao: "..."

The corners of Lu Chao's eyes twitched, and now he wanted to grab Yu Youyou's face and ask her if she still wanted to become emperor?
"So how on earth do you know?"

"Well... the biggest loophole is the floor you posted. I compared it with the pattern of the floor."

Lu Chao: "..."

Holmes Yu.

Yu Quietly went on to add: "Including you also have some loopholes in front of you. When all kinds of loopholes are put together, your identity will be shaken directly."

Then, Yu Qiaoqiao said boldly, "If I want to find out your identity, I have ten thousand ways!"

Lu Chao's head was full of black lines: "I don't believe it!"

He couldn't accept that he was so stupid.

Yu quietly raised her eyebrows and chuckled, and then retrieved the two photos Lu Chao sent from her phone photo album.

There is no need to compare the patterns.

Yu quietly chose the second picture that Lu Chao posted at that time.

Circled the most obvious place.

"Look at this pant leg, doesn't it look like you pressed my feet when you were sleeping?"

Lu Chao: "..."

nonsense!

Mr. Lu became angry from embarrassment, only Yu Youyou's legs would press on him.How could he press on Yu Youyou's body?
After struggling for a while, Lu Chao finally chose to forget about it.

As long as he pretended to be nonchalant, Yu Qiaoqiao would be the last one to be embarrassed.

"Did you go upstairs?"

After thinking about it, Lu Chao sent another supplementary message, "It's cold outside."

Of course, when Lu Chao asked this question, he didn't really ask her if the weather was cold. He was just reminding Yu Qiaoqiao tactfully that it was time to go upstairs.

He couldn't stand the female fairy in Pansi Cave.

Yu quietly looked at the news and blinked.

He turned his head to look out the window, then turned his head back to look at his phone, and then switched to the weather interface. For a moment, he wondered if there was something wrong with his weather system.

Yu Quietly still stays in summer, as for Lu Chao, he still stays in winter.

"I'm going up." Yu whispered.

After posting this sentence, Yu Qiaoqiao didn't care about Lu Chao's affairs, as if she really went up.

Putting the phone aside, Yu Quietly started eating mooncakes.After tearing open the package, another moon cake was stuffed into his mouth.Although she didn't quite understand why such a small Lu Chao had to cut it, Yu Qiaoqiao always gritted it with her teeth.

If it wasn't for the fact that the mooncakes would choke, Yu Qiaoqiao estimated that she would be able to eat them all in one bite.

He glanced at the mobile phone next to him, but the phone was not turned on.

Well, Lu Chao didn't send her a message.

As for Lu Chao...

Of course, Yu Quietly couldn't give up on Lu Chao now, she remembered that Lu Chao hadn't showered yet, so she would squat outside Lu Chao sooner or later.

So let's go up as her now.

There is a word in ancient times, called "wait for the rabbit".

Today there is Lu Chao fishing.

However, it is also possible that the fish is holding Lu Chao.

After eating the mooncake in his hand, Yu Quietly ran to the happy water group.

The ban on Lu Chao in the group has not been lifted yet.

Yu Qiao laughed a few times, and then untied Lu Chao who was silenced.

You can't really ban Lu Chao for 29 days, can you?
Yu Qiaoqiu's brows and eyes loosened a little, a little emotional, but it's not impossible?

It doesn't seem to work?
While thinking, Yu Youyou squeezed her hand angrily!

There are a lot of girls in this group!
Don't let her know which little girl Lu Chao hooked up with in the group!

Unexpectedly, after the system reminded that Lu Chao's speech ban was lifted, Floating Life immediately knocked on Yu Youqiao's small window, "Sister! Me and me!"

No friends, just a temporary group conversation.

Yu quietly said nothing: "[Emoji package] JPG of the smile of a beautiful sheep."

Floating life filled: "Sister, I was wrong!"

Yu Quietly: "What about other management?"

Floating life filled: "I cry, but they don't save me!"

Yu quietly blinked: "Wait until I'm in a good mood, and I'll let you untie it."

Floating life filled: "...then when will you be in a good mood?"

Yu quietly lamented: "I was locked out by my husband, so I am very unhappy now."

Fu Sheng was stunned for a moment, and immediately filled with righteous indignation after reacting: "??? Why?"

No matter what, you can't lock people out, right?

What a wicked way!

Yu quietly nodded, and silently replied, "Maybe it's because he knew I was going to beat him up."

Floating Life diffused no more words.

Oh, that's fine.

So the topic ends here automatically.

Yu quietly leaned on the sofa and watched the video for a while, and then ran to the group to say a few words from time to time.

They didn't pay much attention to what was said in the group, and Lu Chao wasn't there.

She jumped out to interject a few words only when she saw a suitable topic for her, and ran away immediately after saying a few words.

After a while, the news of Floating Life popped up again.

"Sister, after thinking about it for a long time, I think it is necessary to persuade you that domestic violence is against the law..."

Uh-huh.

Yu Quietly nodded, deeply convinced that domestic violence is absolutely not allowed!

So Yu quietly took a screenshot and immediately sent it to Lu Chao to see.

She hoped that Lu Chao could also understand this truth.

"You see, everyone has said that domestic violence is against the law."

Lu Chao was planning to go out to take a bath, so it was convenient for him to lie on the bed after taking a bath.

Seeing Yu Youyou's words, he was stunned for a moment, and then typed: ...so what? "

"So you haven't come out yet?" Yu Qiaoqiao looked very cute now, although Lu Chao couldn't see her, "Domestic violence is against the law, I don't know the law and break the law."

Lu Chao: "..."

The more Yu Qiaoqiao said this, the more Lu Chao didn't believe it.

"Then why did you show me your fist?" Lu Chao asked.

"I'm here to show you my beautiful fingers." Yu Qiao whispered nonsense.

Lu Chao then magnified the fist that Yu Quietly made just now.

Lu Chao, "..."

Lu Chao said that no matter how he looked, he could only see Yu Youyou's fist, but not her slender fingers.

but.

Although Yu Qiaoqiao's words were a little self-proclaimed, but Lu Chao did admit that her words were right.

Yu Qiaoqiao's fingers are so beautiful that Lu Chao wants to choose a ring for Yu Qiaoqiao.

But it's still in the selection stage.

According to Yu Quietly's preferences, Lu Chao now has a basic choice in mind.

Just pick the bigger one.

She said she likes the big ones.

I wanted to go back to thinking, but Lu Chao still had to get back Yu Qingyou's message.

Sighing, Lu Chao asked, "Do you know what this scene looks like?"

"like what?"

"Like a big bad wolf coaxing a little rabbit to open the door."

However, Lu Chao felt that Yu Qiaoqiao was not a wolf, but at most she was a female fairy in Pansi Cave.

Yu Quietly: "..."

Yu Quietly was at a loss for words for a while, although they looked alike, what could Yu Quietly do?

She was just a poor and helpless person whose door was shut out by her husband.

She is so poor.

"Tell me honestly, are you squatting at the door?"

When this news was sent out, Lu Chao took advantage of the opportunity to poke Yu Quietly's profile picture.

It was as if he poked Yu Youyou's face again.

Facts have proved that Lu Chao's IQ is not that stupid after being caught in the vortex of love.No, he could still know that Yu Quietly was guarding outside.

Yu Quietly didn't deny it, and the news she sent was still deceitful in Lu Chao's eyes: "Then my wife is outside, should the rabbit open the door?"

Lu Chao muttered to himself.

Also the rabbit opened the door.Lu Chao felt that as long as Yu Qiaoqiao dared to come in, he could immediately turn Yu Qiqi into a rabbit.

Crickets quietly.

A cricket like Yu Quietly can make Yu Quietly cry all night and can't get out of bed the next day!

I hope that one day, after Yu Quietly left during her menstrual period, she can still be so arrogant.

But Lu Chao can still restrain himself now.

After all, he's not that crazy.

He is a normal person.

It's just that sooner or later, those people who talk about it will be forked out.

But looking at Yu Quietly's words of teasing him on the phone, the more Lu Chao thought about it, the more unwilling he became.

So turn off the phone.

Lu Chao opened the door abruptly and went out.

What the hell!

When she heard the sound of "click" opening the door, Yu Quietly's legs trembled in fright.

really come?
Blinking her eyes, Yu Youqiao immediately made a quick decision and went upstairs quickly.

Want to run?

Lu Chao raised his eyebrows, and his speed was faster than Yu Qiaoqiao.

Before Yu Quietly could react, she fell into Lu Chao's hands.

Yu Quietly turned her head back, just in time to meet Lu Chao's face.

Huh?
Yu Quietly fell into deep thought, how did Lu Chao come here?

Lu Chao looked at Yu Youyou with strange eyes.

Let's talk about that look, Yu Qiaoqiao, how arrogant are you?

Yu Quietly: "..."

Yu Quietly bowed her head silently, like a child who has made a mistake.

Seeing her like this, Lu Chao's heart suddenly softened, and he wanted to say something, but before he could say it, Yu Qiaoqiao seemed to have made up his words, then looked up at Lu Chao and said pitifully, "Brother, I am patient."

She is sick.

Lu Chao: "..."

Lu Chao was a little soft-hearted at first.

But when he heard Yu Youyou's words, he was so angry that he couldn't help but hit Yu Youyou's brains out.

You also know that you are a patient?

I have never seen such a lively patient!

"You are quite energetic now." Lu Chao said.

"Hey, it's okay." Hearing Lu Chao praise her, Yu Qiaoqiao couldn't help being proud again.

Lu Chao's head was full of black lines.

That's it.

Anyway, she has never been able to understand good words.

"If you have vitality, you are not considered a patient." Lu Chao said expressionlessly.

"?"

Yu Quietly's eyes widened, and just as she was about to blurt out the sentence "You are insane", the next second Lu Chao leaned forward to cover Yu Quietly's mouth.

Originally, this good thing should have happened just now!
I blame the editor Yu Youyou.

Write it down for her in a small notebook.

The two were so close.

Yu Quietly was immersed in the pain of suffocation and the ecstasy of lust.

Fall in desire.

The two of them made the sound of tsk tsk between one piece and one close.

After a while, Yu Qiaoqiao leaned on the sofa with a blushing face and panted.

The tips of Lu Chao's ears were also reddish, and while he was staring at the seductive blush on Yu Youyou's cheeks, the desire in Lu Chao's eyes rose again.

Finally, Yu Qiaoqiao sat upright in front of her, and then reached out to Lu Chao, "Go get me a glass of water."

Lu Chao nodded, then got up and went to the water dispenser over there to pour Yu Qie a glass of warm water.

Goo-dong, goo-dong, goo-dong.

Lu Chao continued to watch Yu Quietly drinking water.

Suddenly, my face felt hot.

So Lu Chao got up quickly, waved his hands and said quietly to Yu, "I'll go out for a while!"

"?"

"What are you going to do?" Yu quietly sat up holding the water.

Although Lu Chao didn't mean that, but Yu Qiaoqiao now feels that this scene is very similar to Lu Chao pulling up his pants and denying anyone.

Bah!
"I'm going to find a car."

"?" Eh, did Lu Chao go to vent his desire?
"I don't know where my Cayenne is, I have to look for it. You go to bed first, don't wait for me." I have to look for it along the track of today's activities. It is such a big thing that it will not be stolen Alright.

Oh.

Yu Quietly also waved her hand, "Then you go."

Yu whispered that it was all right.

　There seems to be something wrong with the recent update, let's see when I can adjust it.

　　【Smile】

　　Family, I love you.

　　Finally push the book.

　　"This dream simulation is too realistic"

　　Urban emotional essay, the author is a veteran, the kind who likes to drive
　　
　
(End of this chapter)