After becoming roommates with a married partner

Chapter 264 My Mom Is a Hacker!
Yesterday Lu Chao brought Zeyi over.

Zeyi cheated money from his father to buy a balloon, and then asked the little girl in a skirt over there to take it home.

But when he came again today, he couldn't find the little girl.

He is only three years old and he currently has no source of income.

Sometimes when his father is in a good mood, he can cheat some money.Sometimes his father would beat him when he was in a bad mood.

"..."

Lu Zeyi was very frustrated.

That is a bad girl, if you take his balloon, you won't recognize anyone.

This is the second time, this is the second time that Lu Zeyi has felt the deep deception of this world.

Sure enough, what his father said was not wrong, the more beautiful the little girl, the more deceitful she is.

From now on, he will never trust women again!
The first time he felt a strong deception was at his mother's.

His mother is simply worse than his father.

Last time he managed to cheat some money from his father to buy an oversized cotton candy.

That marshmallow is really big, bigger than...bigger than his head!
I don't know which book I saw it from. The book says that children should appreciate the kindness of their parents for their upbringing.

Then Lu Zeyi, who still didn't understand the evils of society, went to find his mother with a cotton candy in his hands.

"..."

Lu Ze almost cried when he thought of that.

That is also a bad woman, she steals food from children.

She said that she only took one bite, but that one bite was eaten by him directly.

His oversized marshmallow...

Some people laugh and cry when they laugh.

He never believed in women again.

"Um……"

Lu Chao counted the days.

Yesterday was Sunday, today is Monday.

Then he said lightly to Lu Zeyi: "That little girl may have gone to school."

The reason for going to school is very reasonable.

Lu Chao met that girl yesterday, and the little girl from the Zhang family is half a year older than Lu Zeyi.

So in September last year, Zhang Wei was three years old and successfully enrolled in school.

Lu Zeyi was barely three years old, so he was not accepted.

Although Lu Chao didn't quite understand why the kindergarten in the small town had to be so strict.

Lu Zeyi: "..."

Lu Ze tilted his head and thought for a while, but after a long time he still didn't quite understand what his father meant.But he seemed to know that the little girl didn't seem to not come on purpose.

So Lu Zeyi looked at his father and said plausibly: "But she was still there yesterday!"

"Because she was on vacation yesterday." Lu Chao said.

Lu Zeyi: "Then why doesn't she have a holiday today!"

Lu Chao said conveniently, "Because I have to go to school today."

"..."

"..."

"Oh."

What does this say?
After a long time, Lu Zeyi asked, "What is going to school?"

"Going to school is reading."

"Read the book my mother read to me at bedtime?"

"Read what one plus one equals."

"Equal to two."

"What about nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-six plus eighty?"

"?"

"I'll give you money to buy marshmallows if I know."

"..."

Lu Ze was silent for a while, and then called out the artificial intelligence on Lu Chao's phone: "Xiaobu, Xiaobu."

Lu Chao raised his eyebrows in surprise, the little guy seemed quite smart.

"I'm here."

"Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety..."

Lu Ze scratched his head, then looked up at his father.How much is it?

Lu Chao: "..."

Well, smart not exactly smart.
.
Taking advantage of the lack of people in the small square, Lu Chao led Lu Zeyi to a bench and explained to him what going to school is.

Explaining things to a three-year-old child is a very difficult thing. When explaining, I accidentally say a word, and then I have to explain the word again.

From school to students.Lu Chao struggled to sort out all these derived words.

"School is like work. Adults need to work and get paid for what they do. For themselves and for their families."

"The children are going to school."

"..."

Lu Zeyi couldn't quite understand what Lu Chao said, "Then why doesn't Dad work?"

"..."

"..."

Ok……

Lu Chao rolled his eyeballs, as if he wanted to make up a reasonable and lofty excuse.

Stared at by Lu Zeyi's sincere eyes, Lu Chao was really embarrassed to lie.

So after struggling for a while, Lu Chao reluctantly opened his mouth.

"Because I'm lazy."

"..."

"So I don't want to work. Pick one and you'll see later, nobody likes to work."

Lu Ze asked, "If Dad doesn't work, what will our family eat?"

Lu Chao thought for a while, "So the source of our family's livelihood depends entirely on your mother. I rely on your mother to support me."

"But I haven't seen my mother working." Lu Zeyi didn't believe his father's nonsense.

"Actually, your mother is a hidden hacker. She can earn a lot of money by completing a single task. It's enough for us and my father to have enough food and clothing."

"?"

"A hacker is someone who plays computer very well. The keyboard you usually play with is the guy your mother eats."

"!"

"You don't believe me, right? If you don't believe me, let your mother go home and demonstrate it to you. She can type the keyboard really well, click."

"Wow!" Lu Ze's eyes widened.

Sri Lanka One!

Lu Chao smiled again: "So do you know what your mother does now?"

"I know!" Lu Zeyi was very proud, "My mother is a hacker!"

"Yeah." Lu Chao nodded, looking like a teachable child.

"What your mother is best at is the transmission of text on the Internet and the promotion and application of various texts."

"?!"

Wait, wait, what?
So Lu Chao slowed down his tone again, and continued to repeat it to Lu Zeyi.

In the end, Lu Zeyi had to teach it many times before he learned it.

During the whole teaching process, Lu Chao kept smiling.

Teach your kids this kind of thing and be patient.

So, Lu Chao, who had been teaching for half an hour, began to test the teaching results, "If someone asks, what do your parents do, how do you answer?"

"I know, I know!" Lu Ze raised his hand eagerly.

"Okay, then please choose a classmate to answer."

"My mother is a hacker and works on the Internet!" Lu Zeyi was very proud. Although he didn't understand what his father taught him, he remembered it anyway. promotion and application!"

Listen, it's so long, it's advanced as soon as you listen to it.

His mom must be the greatest hacker in the world!
For a moment, the image of that doggy woman immediately became stalwart in his heart.

"What about your dad?"

"My dad is a bastard!" Lu Zeyi was still proud.

Lu Chao: "..."

The corners of Lu Chao's eyes twitched, he didn't teach this.

Lu Chao was about to speak to change his son's mind, but before he could speak, a girl holding a balloon on the opposite side suddenly called Lu Zeyi's name.

"Lu Zeyi!"

Lu Chao: "..."

Lu Ze turned his head and looked towards the source of the sound. The little girl standing over there was still holding the balloon he gave yesterday.

(End of this chapter)