Love Apartment: My Girlfriend Hu Yifei
Chapter 158 Zhang Wei's View on Love
Chapter 158 Zhang Wei's View on Love
"I can see it. The two of you strike up a conversation. It's me, the third party, who is unlucky."
After Lin Chen finished wiping the wine off his clothes, he said helplessly.
Qin Yumo sneered and said:
"Lin Chen, you should be lucky. Fortunately, that wasn't sulfuric acid just now, otherwise your face would be useless."
"Sulfuric acid?! If it was really sulfuric acid, Zhang Wei wouldn't be standing right now."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
Zhang Wei lowered his head and didn't know what he was looking at. Anyway, he didn't dare to look at Lin Chen and Hu Yifei.
"Sorry Lin Chen, maybe I didn't grasp the key."
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and comforted:
"These are all minor problems, it's just that your wording is a little problematic. This time let me come here as a teacher, and I will demonstrate it to you."
After speaking, Lu Ziqiao walked towards a beautiful woman by the window.
Hu Yifei folded her arms and said:
"If Ziqiao is alone, I think it is still possible to strike up a conversation successfully. Add Zhang Wei..."
She is not optimistic about the pairing of these two, it can be said that it is a king with a scrap iron.
No matter how powerful the king is, he will be implicated by scrap iron.
"I also think that although Zhang Wei is a lawyer, his mouth is not even comparable to that of Guan Gu."
Lin Chen also had the same idea as Hu Yifei.
"What if it succeeds?"
Qin Yumo tilted his head and asked.
Lin Chen and Hu Yifei looked at Qin Yumo at the same time, their eyes filled with disbelief.
"Don't look at me like that, I also said it's just in case."
Qin Yumo explained.
Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked over, Lu Ziqiao stared at his chest, no, he stared at his neck and said:
"Wow, beauty, the necklace on your neck is so beautiful, I want to buy one for my girlfriend, what kind of animal is this?"
The girl touched the necklace around her neck and said:
"You mean this? It's a puppy, Schnauzer. Don't you think he's cute too?"
Lu Ziqiao asked:
"You like Schnauzers very much?"
After a simple conversation, Lu Ziqiao quickly got the key information.
Chatting with girls, he never made a mistake.
In the chat, you can learn about the interests and hobbies of girls, and then prescribe the right medicine.
Sure enough, the girl responded:
"Yes, I have two Schnauzers at home!"
"Wow! It can't be such a coincidence, right? My friend Zhang Yida also likes Schnauzer very much. He specializes in animal research, and his recent research topic is optimal mating and postpartum care of Schnauzer!"
"Really? That's cool!"
"You can talk about the breeding of Schnauzer."
The girl was attracted by Lu Ziqiao's drama, and looked at Zhang Wei with bright eyes.
Zhang Wei murmured in his heart:
"Since when have I studied this? Why don't I know?"
The girl happily asked:
"What's your favorite thing about Schnauzers?"
"Forehead……"
Zhang Wei froze, thinking about the answer quickly in his mind.
"Their... meat is delicious."
As soon as these words came out, Lu Ziqiao and the girl were stunned.
The girl picked up the wine glass on the table and poured the wine on Lu Ziqiao's face.
Hu Yifei smiled and said:
"Look, I knew it was going to happen."
Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked over. Lin Chen wanted to pat Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder to comfort him, but when he saw the above, he took his hand back.
"Zi Qiao, give up, you can't carry a bronze like Zhang Wei."
Lin Chen said.
Last time he created opportunities for both Zhang Wei and Qin Yumo, but what happened?
How long has passed, and the two of them still haven't made any progress.
It is impossible to expect Zhang Wei to find a girlfriend.
Unless there is a girl chasing him, it's almost the same, but which girl is chasing him?
Hu Yifei looked at Qin Yumo and said:
"Therefore, it is safe to put a lot of things on Zhang Wei, because you know what the result will be from the beginning."
Zhang Wei lowered his head again, and said apologetically:
"I'm sorry Zi Qiao, maybe I still haven't grasped the key point, why don't you show me again?"
Lu Ziqiao took off his wet suit, stared at Zhang Wei with wide eyes.
Want to demo again?
Then his title of Little White Dragon in the Waves will be ruined!
He has been a partner with many people, and he has also been a wingman with others, but since he met two people, he began to doubt himself a little.
One Lu Zhanbo and one Zhang Wei.
No matter how I teach these two people, they still can't understand.
"Am I destined not to belong here? Do you think I should lower my eyes a bit? There is a famous saying that flowers never belong to those who appreciate them, but belong to cow dung."
Zhang Wei said.
"Flowers? Just you?"
Hu Yifei asked strangely.
Lin Chen said:
"Zhang Wei, don't think too highly of yourself, you might be cow dung."
Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly:
"If you were flowers, cows would not dare to poop in the future!"
The three of you said one word, and I hit Zhang Wei with one word, and the words I said were quite ugly.
Zhang Wei lowered his head, he didn't dare to speak anymore, for fear of being ridiculed by them again.
"Zhang Wei, go and get me some napkins and snacks."
Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, Qin Yumo found a reason to send Zhang Wei away.
As soon as Zhang Wei left, Lu Ziqiao complained again:
"I always feel that Zhang Wei's left head is full of flour, and his right head is full of water. If you shake it, your head will be covered with paste!"
"Zi Qiao, I don't agree with what you said. At least the paste is still useful. His brain can't be used at all."
Lin Chen retorted while drinking.
"He has brains?"
Hu Yifei asked back.
After speaking, all three of them laughed.
Qin Yumo said angrily:
"I said you three are going too far, talking bad about Zhang Wei behind his back."
Lu Ziqiao said:
"Yu Mo, aren't we right? Don't you get angry when you meet such a person and then such a thing happens again?"
"I'm angry, but Zhang Wei is also our friend, how bad is it for you to say that to him? He knows he will be very sad."
Hu Yifei rolled his eyes and said with a smile:
"Yu Mo, why are you defending Zhang Wei like this? I have never seen you defending a man like this."
Qin Yumo blinked his big eyes and asked:
"Did I? I'm just telling the truth."
"Ziqiao wants to teach Zhang Wei how to get a girlfriend, I understand, but he's counterproductive, it's not good for him, it's not good for Zhang Wei."
"Zhang Wei has his own views on love, we can't force Zhang Wei to change."
The three looked at Qin Yumo strangely, but did not speak.
Something was wrong with Qin Yumo, and today he has been helping Zhang Wei and defending Zhang Wei.
In the past, she should have stood by their side.
Lu Ziqiao retorted:
"No, Zhang Wei has been defeated repeatedly, which means that he has a paralyzed view of love, and someone must help him correct it."
(End of this chapter)
"I can see it. The two of you strike up a conversation. It's me, the third party, who is unlucky."
After Lin Chen finished wiping the wine off his clothes, he said helplessly.
Qin Yumo sneered and said:
"Lin Chen, you should be lucky. Fortunately, that wasn't sulfuric acid just now, otherwise your face would be useless."
"Sulfuric acid?! If it was really sulfuric acid, Zhang Wei wouldn't be standing right now."
Hu Yifei said angrily.
Zhang Wei lowered his head and didn't know what he was looking at. Anyway, he didn't dare to look at Lin Chen and Hu Yifei.
"Sorry Lin Chen, maybe I didn't grasp the key."
Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and comforted:
"These are all minor problems, it's just that your wording is a little problematic. This time let me come here as a teacher, and I will demonstrate it to you."
After speaking, Lu Ziqiao walked towards a beautiful woman by the window.
Hu Yifei folded her arms and said:
"If Ziqiao is alone, I think it is still possible to strike up a conversation successfully. Add Zhang Wei..."
She is not optimistic about the pairing of these two, it can be said that it is a king with a scrap iron.
No matter how powerful the king is, he will be implicated by scrap iron.
"I also think that although Zhang Wei is a lawyer, his mouth is not even comparable to that of Guan Gu."
Lin Chen also had the same idea as Hu Yifei.
"What if it succeeds?"
Qin Yumo tilted his head and asked.
Lin Chen and Hu Yifei looked at Qin Yumo at the same time, their eyes filled with disbelief.
"Don't look at me like that, I also said it's just in case."
Qin Yumo explained.
Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked over, Lu Ziqiao stared at his chest, no, he stared at his neck and said:
"Wow, beauty, the necklace on your neck is so beautiful, I want to buy one for my girlfriend, what kind of animal is this?"
The girl touched the necklace around her neck and said:
"You mean this? It's a puppy, Schnauzer. Don't you think he's cute too?"
Lu Ziqiao asked:
"You like Schnauzers very much?"
After a simple conversation, Lu Ziqiao quickly got the key information.
Chatting with girls, he never made a mistake.
In the chat, you can learn about the interests and hobbies of girls, and then prescribe the right medicine.
Sure enough, the girl responded:
"Yes, I have two Schnauzers at home!"
"Wow! It can't be such a coincidence, right? My friend Zhang Yida also likes Schnauzer very much. He specializes in animal research, and his recent research topic is optimal mating and postpartum care of Schnauzer!"
"Really? That's cool!"
"You can talk about the breeding of Schnauzer."
The girl was attracted by Lu Ziqiao's drama, and looked at Zhang Wei with bright eyes.
Zhang Wei murmured in his heart:
"Since when have I studied this? Why don't I know?"
The girl happily asked:
"What's your favorite thing about Schnauzers?"
"Forehead……"
Zhang Wei froze, thinking about the answer quickly in his mind.
"Their... meat is delicious."
As soon as these words came out, Lu Ziqiao and the girl were stunned.
The girl picked up the wine glass on the table and poured the wine on Lu Ziqiao's face.
Hu Yifei smiled and said:
"Look, I knew it was going to happen."
Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei walked over. Lin Chen wanted to pat Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder to comfort him, but when he saw the above, he took his hand back.
"Zi Qiao, give up, you can't carry a bronze like Zhang Wei."
Lin Chen said.
Last time he created opportunities for both Zhang Wei and Qin Yumo, but what happened?
How long has passed, and the two of them still haven't made any progress.
It is impossible to expect Zhang Wei to find a girlfriend.
Unless there is a girl chasing him, it's almost the same, but which girl is chasing him?
Hu Yifei looked at Qin Yumo and said:
"Therefore, it is safe to put a lot of things on Zhang Wei, because you know what the result will be from the beginning."
Zhang Wei lowered his head again, and said apologetically:
"I'm sorry Zi Qiao, maybe I still haven't grasped the key point, why don't you show me again?"
Lu Ziqiao took off his wet suit, stared at Zhang Wei with wide eyes.
Want to demo again?
Then his title of Little White Dragon in the Waves will be ruined!
He has been a partner with many people, and he has also been a wingman with others, but since he met two people, he began to doubt himself a little.
One Lu Zhanbo and one Zhang Wei.
No matter how I teach these two people, they still can't understand.
"Am I destined not to belong here? Do you think I should lower my eyes a bit? There is a famous saying that flowers never belong to those who appreciate them, but belong to cow dung."
Zhang Wei said.
"Flowers? Just you?"
Hu Yifei asked strangely.
Lin Chen said:
"Zhang Wei, don't think too highly of yourself, you might be cow dung."
Lu Ziqiao said speechlessly:
"If you were flowers, cows would not dare to poop in the future!"
The three of you said one word, and I hit Zhang Wei with one word, and the words I said were quite ugly.
Zhang Wei lowered his head, he didn't dare to speak anymore, for fear of being ridiculed by them again.
"Zhang Wei, go and get me some napkins and snacks."
Seeing the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, Qin Yumo found a reason to send Zhang Wei away.
As soon as Zhang Wei left, Lu Ziqiao complained again:
"I always feel that Zhang Wei's left head is full of flour, and his right head is full of water. If you shake it, your head will be covered with paste!"
"Zi Qiao, I don't agree with what you said. At least the paste is still useful. His brain can't be used at all."
Lin Chen retorted while drinking.
"He has brains?"
Hu Yifei asked back.
After speaking, all three of them laughed.
Qin Yumo said angrily:
"I said you three are going too far, talking bad about Zhang Wei behind his back."
Lu Ziqiao said:
"Yu Mo, aren't we right? Don't you get angry when you meet such a person and then such a thing happens again?"
"I'm angry, but Zhang Wei is also our friend, how bad is it for you to say that to him? He knows he will be very sad."
Hu Yifei rolled his eyes and said with a smile:
"Yu Mo, why are you defending Zhang Wei like this? I have never seen you defending a man like this."
Qin Yumo blinked his big eyes and asked:
"Did I? I'm just telling the truth."
"Ziqiao wants to teach Zhang Wei how to get a girlfriend, I understand, but he's counterproductive, it's not good for him, it's not good for Zhang Wei."
"Zhang Wei has his own views on love, we can't force Zhang Wei to change."
The three looked at Qin Yumo strangely, but did not speak.
Something was wrong with Qin Yumo, and today he has been helping Zhang Wei and defending Zhang Wei.
In the past, she should have stood by their side.
Lu Ziqiao retorted:
"No, Zhang Wei has been defeated repeatedly, which means that he has a paralyzed view of love, and someone must help him correct it."
(End of this chapter)
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