Love Apartment: My Girlfriend Hu Yifei

Chapter 436 Alcohol Stimulation Law

As soon as the door opened, Lin Chen, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, holding a book in his hand, and sitting on the very old-fashioned chamber pot.

"What is he doing?"

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a bite of the watermelon and said:
"What else can I be doing, reading a book!"

Lin Chen shook his head, pushed the watermelon away from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and said:

"Is it possible that he is squatting on the chamber pot for convenience."

"Um???"

The cleanliness Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to react.

When Lu Ziqiao and Lin Chen looked at him, Zeng Xiaoxian had already gone outside.

Lin Chen said speechlessly:
"Teacher Zeng, it's just a joke, don't be so nervous!"

"Are you kidding? Can this be a joke!"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted angrily.

"You don't see Ziqiao reacting at all, only your big reaction."

Lin Chen pointed to Lu Ziqiao who was beside him and said.

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao clutched his chest and retched immediately.

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

"Lin Chen...Brother Chen...don't make such a joke next time!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face.

Just a few times of retching, his bitter water almost came out.

Lin Chen: "..."

After casting a blank glance at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, Lin Chen pushed Zhang Wei who was dozing off.

"Zhang Wei..."

After pushing it, Zhang Wei didn't respond.

"Zhang Wei?!"

Lin Chen pushed again.

However, Zhang Wei still did not respond.

After thinking for a while, Lin Chen suddenly shouted loudly:

"Hey, whose wallet has been dropped!"

As soon as the words fell, Zhang Wei, who was dozing off, woke up instantly, and shouted:

"I...my...mine! It's...it's...my...money...money...wallet!"

Lin Chen: "..."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"……"

Lin Chen looked at Zhang Wei and asked suspiciously:

"Zhang Wei, are you okay?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said:

"I...I...I...No...No...Nothing!"

Lin Chen and the three looked at each other, and they all saw that something was wrong with Zhang Wei.

People are still the same people, just stuttering.

"Zhang Wei, why are you stuttering?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

"Stutter...stutter...stutter? No...no...can't...can...can!"

Zhang Wei waved his hands.

"Would you like to hear the way you speak?"

Lin Chen raised his eyebrows.

Zhang Wei thought for a second, then was surprised:

"Oops...bad...bad!"

"Oh, you haven't talked to anyone for a few days, and then you've changed into something?"

Lu Ziqiao spoke in Sichuan dialect.

"Zi Qiao, okay, how do you speak in Sichuan dialect?"

Lin Chen asked in puzzlement.

I was still using Mandarin well just now, but now it has changed to Sichuan dialect, which is really uncomfortable for people to hear.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei and said helplessly:

"I don't want to either, but I'm afraid that Zhang Wei will make me stutter if I speak Mandarin well later!"

"Hmm... makes sense!"

Lin Chen and Zeng Xiaoxian nodded in agreement.

Zhang Wei snorted coldly and said:
"Let... let go... don't worry, I... I... I..."

Zhang Wei said "I" for a long time, but Lin Chen couldn't stand it any longer, and interrupted:
"Zhang Wei, it's better for you to stop talking. I'm afraid it will be dark when you finish your sentence. Type what you want to say on your mobile phone."

Zhang Wei stuttered, not only Zhang Wei himself was tired from talking, but even Lin Chen was tired from listening.

and……

What Lu Ziqiao said just now is very reasonable. If you listen to Zhang Wei's stammering too much, it's really easy to be misled by your own words.

Zhang Wei waved his hand again and said:
"No... no... no need, just... just... it will be fine!"

Lin Chen, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with some concern:

"Well, if this continues, Zhang Wei will be useless."

Lin Chen nodded in agreement and said:
"He still has to go to court. He was not as professional as Weiwei at first, but now he is stuttering again. Weiwei is perfect, so Zhang Wei can be beaten in seconds, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Tragedy..."

Lu Ziqiao sighed.

I don't know whether he is suing for Zhang Wei, or stammering.

Anyway, from the current point of view, Zhang Wei is a set of "disasters".

"No...it's okay...I...I must...must be dreaming!"

Zhang Weidao.

"dream?"

Lin Chen, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, then nodded together.

Zhang Wei looked at them suspiciously, not understanding what they meant.

Just when Zhang Wei was puzzled, Lin Chen and Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly pressed Zhang Wei's arm from left to right, and Lu Ziqiao stepped forward to hug Zhang Wei's legs.

"Ah! You...you...you...do...do...what?"

Zhang Wei exclaimed.

However, Lin Chen and the others ignored him.

At the same time, he stretched out a hand to tickle Zhang Wei's creaking hole and soles of his feet.

"Ah... ah... itch... itch..."

After 1 minute, Lin Chen and the three let go of Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei looked at the three of them angrily, and said angrily:

"You... you... you... what are you doing...!"

"Aren't you dreaming? Are you still dreaming now?"

Lin Chen said angrily.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei's eyes widened suddenly.

Then, looking at Lin Chen, he panicked and said:
"Help...help! Lin...Lin Chen, please...please...save me!"

Lin Chen, Zeng Xiaoxian, and Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei sympathetically.

"I have a way!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said suddenly.

"What... what... what! What to do... how?"

Hope rose in Zhang Wei's eyes.

"wait for me!"

Zeng Xiaoxian showed a mysterious smile, then turned and left the study.

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in with five bottles of Erguotou.

After putting away the five bottles of Erguotou, Zeng Xiaoxian said:

"Alcohol stimulus!"

"Why...how, one...one...one...stimulation?"

Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.

Zeng Xiaoxian said:

"The so-called alcohol stimulation method is to use high alcohol to stimulate your vocal cords. The higher the alcohol, the more effective it will be!"

Lin Chen looked at Zeng Xiaoxian suspiciously, and said:
"Why do I feel unreliable? If this bottle goes on, Zhang Wei can't just stop cooking?"

"After the food break, wouldn't it just be fine?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said.

Before Lin Chen could speak, Lu Ziqiao said:

"Teacher Zeng's method sounds okay, how about letting Zhang Wei try it?"

After finishing speaking, the eyes of the three fell on the "weak and helpless" Zhang Wei.

"I...I...I...really...really...want to drink...drink...so much?"

Zhang Wei stammered.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a bottle of Erguotou and handed it to Zhang Wei, saying:
"Drink it! Otherwise, how will you face Weiwei next time in court?"

(End of this chapter)