Rogue Aventure
Chapter 1251 Unreliable old man
Hearing the familiar voice, Yang Luo showed admiration in his eyes, but he refused to say: "Hehe, old man, you are still alive, this is too unreasonable."
There was a burst of cursing in the receiver: "You little bastard, you don't want me to order it, do you? My old man raised you like shit and shit..."
"Stop, stop, stop..." Yang Luo said several stop words in a row, "Old man, you are not guilty of saying this, I am a child with a mother, and it was my mother who raised me with shit and urine. As for you, as far back as I can remember, there was a day when you didn’t torture me. In winter, I went down the mountain to carry water with my butt naked. I was only seven years old at that time. Oh, thinking about it now, I doubt how I lived It's that big."
"Fart, you little bastard, why are you so heartless? Is that torturing you? Without the exercise at that time, how could you be where you are today..."
Everyone was looking at Yang Luo, and no one knew who he was talking to on the phone.Although this guy's words are wicked, one can see the unusual emotion on his face and eyes.Obviously, the other party is Yang Luo's relative, and he is also the kind of person he respects the most.
Yang Luo was holding the phone, sitting there "arguing" with someone, his voice suddenly became low, "You have disappeared for so many years, and now you call me suddenly, is there something wrong?"
"More than 50 years ago, a man named Mu Shaocheng did me a small favor, and then I left him his contact information. Now his descendants have encountered some troubles and found me. You can solve it."
Yang Luo's face darkened, "You tell Gao Mai, what troubles can't be solved, I push things a lot here, how can I have time to take care of this crap."
"You know what a fart, the other party's black and white background is very deep, although Gao Mai can solve it by coming forward, but I don't want Gao Mai to get too involved with the official because of such a trivial matter..."
"Wait, wait! Just now you said that you left the contact information for that guy named Mu Shaocheng, and it was more than 50 years ago, and his descendants can still find you. When you ran away, Why didn't you tell me this contact method?"
The old man yelled: "Tell you? Will I still have a clean life? It is estimated that I will be harassed once every three days."
Yang Luo stared, "I harass you? You are not a beautiful woman, and you have never been reliable in your words and actions. Why should I harass you?"
"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to help me with this favor? If you dare not to help, I will go back and run into you right away, making you regret it for the rest of your life."
Yang Luo's face became even darker, "How dare you threaten me, hey, I really don't believe it, come back, I'll see how you crashed to death in front of me. If you really die, I promise to buy you a big The coffin will bury you gracefully."
"Okay, okay, you forced me, then you wait, I'll go back right away."
Yang Luo pouted, and said viciously, "Okay, I'll wait for you..."
"Darling, what are you doing? I'm done taking a shower, come here quickly..." At this moment, Yang Luo heard a woman's voice, and the voice was so soft and sweet that it made Yang Luo tremble. Layers of goosebumps.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Luo's expression became more and more weird. When he recalled it, he laughed wildly and slammed the table, "Old... old man, you are seven or eighty years old, and you are still acting like a young man!" People picking up girls...haha...can you still do it?"
The old man roared angrily: "I can't grow old and strong, it's none of your business, I just ask you, answer or not."
Panting, Yang Luo nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, but can you answer a question for me?"
"Say something quickly, and fart if you have something to say."
Yang Luo suppressed the urge to laugh again, "When you were young, you told me to stay away from beautiful women. Now that you are so old, you are actually flirting with girls. Why?"
The old man snorted angrily: "I've realized it, this is the head office. And I don't have any money now, so you can send me some money."
Yang Luo asked, "How much do you want?"
"It's 80 anyway, it's in US dollars, don't fool me with RMB."
Yang Luo roared angrily: "What's wrong with RMB, isn't RMB money? You are worshiping foreigners, you are betraying the motherland, you are acting like a traitor, you are..."
"Stop doing this with me. Remember it's US dollars. If you don't give it to me, I'll go back and die in front of you." The old man threatened death again.
Yang Luo sighed, and said in a very pitiful voice: "Old man, I am so poor that I can hardly afford to eat now. But if you want money, I will give you money. But for 100 million dollars, even if I smash my own bones It’s broken, and I can’t make it out. See if this works, I’ve converted all my salary for these years into US dollars, and I can get two or three thousand.”
"You want me to die, don't you? Okay, I'll go back and die for you!"
Yang Luo roared, "I really don't have that much money."
"You lied to ghosts. Two years ago you kidnapped so many countries in Japan and made hundreds of billions. You think I don't know."
"Uh!" Yang Luo said, "You know all of this?"
The old man said proudly: "Who am I? I raised you up since I was a child. As soon as you pouted your butt, I knew how many shits you were pulling."
"Okay! You won, tell me your account number."
The old man laughed, as if he had won a war, and proudly told Yang Luo his account number.
Yang Luo wrote it down: "Tell me, what happened to Mu Shaocheng, who did you offend?"
The old man said: "I don't know either, you go to Beijing Tianlan Group and find a man named Mu Yufeng, who is a descendant of Mu Shaocheng."
"Got it!" Yang Luo asked again, "Do you know about the Pisces jade pendant?"
The old man said: "I've heard about this. Actually, I don't know if there is such a thing as a Pisces jade pendant. I asked your master back then, and he didn't see any Pisces jade pendant from the patriarch, nor did he hear it from the patriarch. Yes. But one thing is, the patriarch indeed disappeared after entering the desert. The gang mobilized all the masters to search for it in the desert, but they couldn’t find it. Many people said that the patriarch encountered quicksand or a sandstorm, so there was no bones left But I, including your master, have been skeptical, because with the cultivation of the patriarch, quicksand or sandstorms will not kill him."
"Darling! Come on, I can't wait."
Yang Luo couldn't help shivering when he heard that sweet and greasy voice.
The old man said: "Okay, if you have time, you can investigate."
Yang Luo hurriedly said: "There is one last question!"
The old man said: "Say!"
A very wretched smile appeared on Yang Luo's face, "Old man, at your age, can you really sleep with a woman?"
"Beep beep..."
There was a busy tone from the receiver, and Yang Luo laughed happily again.
The lunatic blinked and asked, "Boss, who is it?"
Yang Luo took a few breaths and said, "Don't ask!"
At this time, the waiter brought the dishes, Li Tao and the others opened the wine, and a group of people began to drink and eat.
In a leisure mansion located in Armonk, New York, in the United States, an old man aged 60 or 70, who can't tell how old he is, is sitting on the sofa in the living room.No, he should be called a man.Because apart from the gray hair, his face really doesn't look like an old man.
At this time, a woman in red transparent pajamas came out of the bedroom. This woman had an Eastern face, but she seemed to have Western blood.He is obviously of mixed race, and his face is a combination of east and west, and it is that kind of bewitching beauty.Tall figure, snow-white skin, chestnut curly long hair, and that enchanting figure when walking, there is a maddening beauty in every part.
It's just that her age, just like that man, gives people a very vague feeling.She looks like a young woman in her 30s, delicate and charming, and like a middle-aged woman in her 40s, noble and elegant.
"Darling, what are you thinking about?" The woman sat next to the man, her body gently nestled in the man's arms.
The man said: "I was thinking of the Pisces jade pendant, which appeared in the desert."
The woman sat up straight and stared at the man: "The day before the wedding, you abandoned me and ran away without even saying hello. You just left a note and went to find some Pisces jade pendant. Can you I know how I felt at the time, how many people laughed at me. Do you think I can not be angry? So I swear, I must kill you, but you have been running for more than 20 years, and I have been looking for you for more than 20 years. When I When I let go of the resentment in my heart, you appeared. I thought you could live with me well this time. What is even more hateful is that when I was pregnant, you ran away again and left a note saying that you don’t want to get married I have a big belly and I chased you for several months, from south to north, from east to west, and finally caught up with you. The two of us had a fight, and then you disappeared completely, and I am completely right You give up your heart and swear that you will never miss you again, and never pester you again.
A month later our daughter was born, and when I was raising her to think I could live out my old age in peace, you bastard came running back.Say you don't run away anymore, you want to spend the few remaining days with me well, just the two of us, and don't let anyone disturb you.Well, I admit that my heart has softened. In order to enjoy our two-person world without being disturbed by anyone, I faked my death, even our daughter.It has not been a few years since this peaceful day, and you actually mentioned the Pisces jade pendant again, do you still want to leave me and run away?Can you rely on some credits and think for me. "
The man sighed, and said with a dejected expression: "Okay, I won't bother you any more. Besides, we are all old, so where else can I go?"
The woman asked: "Can you really let go? Are you running away?"
The man smiled: "Let it go, don't run away, really don't run away."
"Really?" the woman asked in disbelief.
"real!"
Seeing the sad look on the man's face, the woman struggled for a while, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "I'll just take a trip to the desert with you!"
"Huh?" The man looked at the woman suspiciously.
The woman smiled slightly: "I also want to know whether this legend is true or not, and whether the Pisces jade pendant exists or not."
The man shook his head and said, "Forget it, we are all so old, we won't go."
The woman shook her head: "Go, or you may disappear before my eyes again at some point. Why don't I accompany you for a walk, regardless of whether the Pisces jade pendant exists or not, so that you can give up."
The man looked at the woman: "Are you telling the truth? Didn't you lie to me?"
"Of course!" the woman said, "You have been the one who lied to me all my life. When have I ever lied to you?"
The man stood up, picked up the woman and walked to the bedroom, but at this time, the woman didn't notice the smile on the man's face.
There was a burst of cursing in the receiver: "You little bastard, you don't want me to order it, do you? My old man raised you like shit and shit..."
"Stop, stop, stop..." Yang Luo said several stop words in a row, "Old man, you are not guilty of saying this, I am a child with a mother, and it was my mother who raised me with shit and urine. As for you, as far back as I can remember, there was a day when you didn’t torture me. In winter, I went down the mountain to carry water with my butt naked. I was only seven years old at that time. Oh, thinking about it now, I doubt how I lived It's that big."
"Fart, you little bastard, why are you so heartless? Is that torturing you? Without the exercise at that time, how could you be where you are today..."
Everyone was looking at Yang Luo, and no one knew who he was talking to on the phone.Although this guy's words are wicked, one can see the unusual emotion on his face and eyes.Obviously, the other party is Yang Luo's relative, and he is also the kind of person he respects the most.
Yang Luo was holding the phone, sitting there "arguing" with someone, his voice suddenly became low, "You have disappeared for so many years, and now you call me suddenly, is there something wrong?"
"More than 50 years ago, a man named Mu Shaocheng did me a small favor, and then I left him his contact information. Now his descendants have encountered some troubles and found me. You can solve it."
Yang Luo's face darkened, "You tell Gao Mai, what troubles can't be solved, I push things a lot here, how can I have time to take care of this crap."
"You know what a fart, the other party's black and white background is very deep, although Gao Mai can solve it by coming forward, but I don't want Gao Mai to get too involved with the official because of such a trivial matter..."
"Wait, wait! Just now you said that you left the contact information for that guy named Mu Shaocheng, and it was more than 50 years ago, and his descendants can still find you. When you ran away, Why didn't you tell me this contact method?"
The old man yelled: "Tell you? Will I still have a clean life? It is estimated that I will be harassed once every three days."
Yang Luo stared, "I harass you? You are not a beautiful woman, and you have never been reliable in your words and actions. Why should I harass you?"
"Stop talking nonsense, do you want to help me with this favor? If you dare not to help, I will go back and run into you right away, making you regret it for the rest of your life."
Yang Luo's face became even darker, "How dare you threaten me, hey, I really don't believe it, come back, I'll see how you crashed to death in front of me. If you really die, I promise to buy you a big The coffin will bury you gracefully."
"Okay, okay, you forced me, then you wait, I'll go back right away."
Yang Luo pouted, and said viciously, "Okay, I'll wait for you..."
"Darling, what are you doing? I'm done taking a shower, come here quickly..." At this moment, Yang Luo heard a woman's voice, and the voice was so soft and sweet that it made Yang Luo tremble. Layers of goosebumps.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Luo's expression became more and more weird. When he recalled it, he laughed wildly and slammed the table, "Old... old man, you are seven or eighty years old, and you are still acting like a young man!" People picking up girls...haha...can you still do it?"
The old man roared angrily: "I can't grow old and strong, it's none of your business, I just ask you, answer or not."
Panting, Yang Luo nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, but can you answer a question for me?"
"Say something quickly, and fart if you have something to say."
Yang Luo suppressed the urge to laugh again, "When you were young, you told me to stay away from beautiful women. Now that you are so old, you are actually flirting with girls. Why?"
The old man snorted angrily: "I've realized it, this is the head office. And I don't have any money now, so you can send me some money."
Yang Luo asked, "How much do you want?"
"It's 80 anyway, it's in US dollars, don't fool me with RMB."
Yang Luo roared angrily: "What's wrong with RMB, isn't RMB money? You are worshiping foreigners, you are betraying the motherland, you are acting like a traitor, you are..."
"Stop doing this with me. Remember it's US dollars. If you don't give it to me, I'll go back and die in front of you." The old man threatened death again.
Yang Luo sighed, and said in a very pitiful voice: "Old man, I am so poor that I can hardly afford to eat now. But if you want money, I will give you money. But for 100 million dollars, even if I smash my own bones It’s broken, and I can’t make it out. See if this works, I’ve converted all my salary for these years into US dollars, and I can get two or three thousand.”
"You want me to die, don't you? Okay, I'll go back and die for you!"
Yang Luo roared, "I really don't have that much money."
"You lied to ghosts. Two years ago you kidnapped so many countries in Japan and made hundreds of billions. You think I don't know."
"Uh!" Yang Luo said, "You know all of this?"
The old man said proudly: "Who am I? I raised you up since I was a child. As soon as you pouted your butt, I knew how many shits you were pulling."
"Okay! You won, tell me your account number."
The old man laughed, as if he had won a war, and proudly told Yang Luo his account number.
Yang Luo wrote it down: "Tell me, what happened to Mu Shaocheng, who did you offend?"
The old man said: "I don't know either, you go to Beijing Tianlan Group and find a man named Mu Yufeng, who is a descendant of Mu Shaocheng."
"Got it!" Yang Luo asked again, "Do you know about the Pisces jade pendant?"
The old man said: "I've heard about this. Actually, I don't know if there is such a thing as a Pisces jade pendant. I asked your master back then, and he didn't see any Pisces jade pendant from the patriarch, nor did he hear it from the patriarch. Yes. But one thing is, the patriarch indeed disappeared after entering the desert. The gang mobilized all the masters to search for it in the desert, but they couldn’t find it. Many people said that the patriarch encountered quicksand or a sandstorm, so there was no bones left But I, including your master, have been skeptical, because with the cultivation of the patriarch, quicksand or sandstorms will not kill him."
"Darling! Come on, I can't wait."
Yang Luo couldn't help shivering when he heard that sweet and greasy voice.
The old man said: "Okay, if you have time, you can investigate."
Yang Luo hurriedly said: "There is one last question!"
The old man said: "Say!"
A very wretched smile appeared on Yang Luo's face, "Old man, at your age, can you really sleep with a woman?"
"Beep beep..."
There was a busy tone from the receiver, and Yang Luo laughed happily again.
The lunatic blinked and asked, "Boss, who is it?"
Yang Luo took a few breaths and said, "Don't ask!"
At this time, the waiter brought the dishes, Li Tao and the others opened the wine, and a group of people began to drink and eat.
In a leisure mansion located in Armonk, New York, in the United States, an old man aged 60 or 70, who can't tell how old he is, is sitting on the sofa in the living room.No, he should be called a man.Because apart from the gray hair, his face really doesn't look like an old man.
At this time, a woman in red transparent pajamas came out of the bedroom. This woman had an Eastern face, but she seemed to have Western blood.He is obviously of mixed race, and his face is a combination of east and west, and it is that kind of bewitching beauty.Tall figure, snow-white skin, chestnut curly long hair, and that enchanting figure when walking, there is a maddening beauty in every part.
It's just that her age, just like that man, gives people a very vague feeling.She looks like a young woman in her 30s, delicate and charming, and like a middle-aged woman in her 40s, noble and elegant.
"Darling, what are you thinking about?" The woman sat next to the man, her body gently nestled in the man's arms.
The man said: "I was thinking of the Pisces jade pendant, which appeared in the desert."
The woman sat up straight and stared at the man: "The day before the wedding, you abandoned me and ran away without even saying hello. You just left a note and went to find some Pisces jade pendant. Can you I know how I felt at the time, how many people laughed at me. Do you think I can not be angry? So I swear, I must kill you, but you have been running for more than 20 years, and I have been looking for you for more than 20 years. When I When I let go of the resentment in my heart, you appeared. I thought you could live with me well this time. What is even more hateful is that when I was pregnant, you ran away again and left a note saying that you don’t want to get married I have a big belly and I chased you for several months, from south to north, from east to west, and finally caught up with you. The two of us had a fight, and then you disappeared completely, and I am completely right You give up your heart and swear that you will never miss you again, and never pester you again.
A month later our daughter was born, and when I was raising her to think I could live out my old age in peace, you bastard came running back.Say you don't run away anymore, you want to spend the few remaining days with me well, just the two of us, and don't let anyone disturb you.Well, I admit that my heart has softened. In order to enjoy our two-person world without being disturbed by anyone, I faked my death, even our daughter.It has not been a few years since this peaceful day, and you actually mentioned the Pisces jade pendant again, do you still want to leave me and run away?Can you rely on some credits and think for me. "
The man sighed, and said with a dejected expression: "Okay, I won't bother you any more. Besides, we are all old, so where else can I go?"
The woman asked: "Can you really let go? Are you running away?"
The man smiled: "Let it go, don't run away, really don't run away."
"Really?" the woman asked in disbelief.
"real!"
Seeing the sad look on the man's face, the woman struggled for a while, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "I'll just take a trip to the desert with you!"
"Huh?" The man looked at the woman suspiciously.
The woman smiled slightly: "I also want to know whether this legend is true or not, and whether the Pisces jade pendant exists or not."
The man shook his head and said, "Forget it, we are all so old, we won't go."
The woman shook her head: "Go, or you may disappear before my eyes again at some point. Why don't I accompany you for a walk, regardless of whether the Pisces jade pendant exists or not, so that you can give up."
The man looked at the woman: "Are you telling the truth? Didn't you lie to me?"
"Of course!" the woman said, "You have been the one who lied to me all my life. When have I ever lied to you?"
The man stood up, picked up the woman and walked to the bedroom, but at this time, the woman didn't notice the smile on the man's face.
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