I am a local lord on the road to escape

Chapter 76 The Grafted Pig Gang Mane
Wang Luowen wrote down the four tones and the six single vowels of "ɑoeiuü" on the blackboard, and said, "I will teach you how to pronounce these six symbols first. Don't worry, I don't want you to learn them all tonight."

"However," she smiled and said encouragingly: "I will check tomorrow night, and if anyone who has learned two symbols and memorized the jingle in four tones, I will give a reward. The reward is the book you just circulated!"

The field slaves gasped again!

Books are the exclusive product of the rich and powerful in this era!What's more, in the book that was circulated just now, there are pictures on every page, which is extremely beautiful!

Fight!

Even Wu Dalang, the fighter among the scumbags, stared at his copper bell-like eyes!He was very shameless, got up and changed to the only empty seat left in the first row!

Wang Luowen first recited the six pinyins ten times, and asked everyone to repeat them.

When everyone was repeating quickly, she began to teach them how to write "ɑ" and "o".

The pinyin "o" is like a round biscuit.

The pinyin "ɑ" is like cutting off a small piece of round biscuits.Don’t cut too much, you won’t be full if you cut too much.

Wu Dalang's facial features trembled with excitement, my God!Knowledge opened its doors to him at last!In the world of biscuits, he is a top student!

That night, Wang Luowen once again entered the "Dream in Dream" branch reward task.This is the first time to challenge, she is too lazy to remember.

Just forget it!As soon as she entered the dreamland, her neck was broken by the perverted boss, and she failed!
The place where she landed in the dream was behind a big tent in the Dark Night Barracks, and then she saw two people talking secretly.

The person facing Wang Luowen was dressed in night clothes and covered his face with a cloth scarf.He obviously didn't notice Wang Luowen, a bystander in the dream.

The other person with his back to Wang Luowen was exceptionally handsome and tall. He turned his head and looked at Wang Luowen coldly and calmly.

Wang Luowen recognized it, this person is definitely a perverted boy!
Because his appearance is not crooked!

His face is more swollen than when he was a child, and he has a beard, like a pig's hyena grafted onto a cactus!
Wang Luowen looked him up and down, and said in amazement: "You, you are so big!"

The person immediately glanced at her crotch, and then asked her in disbelief: "Can you see through me?"

"What?"

"**thief!"

And that's it!It's so suffocating!The head was directly rotated 270 degrees to the left!
At dawn, in Bingzhou City City Lord's Mansion, Xiao Fangxuan had already finished punching.

The "blind" soldier, swollen into a pig's head, handed over a dry towel.

City Lord Xiao, who was swollen into a pig's head, stared at him: "A certain person is swollen and painful (a certain face is swollen like this), can you use a dipping towel (can you wipe it with a dry towel)?"

"What did you say (what did the master say)? You understand the pain under the lock (the subordinates didn't understand)."

"roll!"

"Yes!"

A few days ago, Xiao Fangxuan traveled day and night for four days, from Bingzhou to Wuzhen in Yecheng, then to Chenliu County, and then back to Bingzhou City, barely closing his eyes.Especially the sudden swarm of locusts that happened to block 300 of them on their way back to Bingzhou.

The densely packed locusts are flying around anything edible like crazy, and they have nowhere to hide. Fortunately, Xiao Fangzhen has the ability to know the way, otherwise he would not even be able to see the way back to Bingzhou!

The obstruction of the locusts made Xiao Fangxuan's swollen faces worse, and the three hundred suave soldiers turned into three hundred pig heads!

Ugly is ugly, the key is not to speak well!

Just don't speak well!The key is that other people can write to express their meaning, but he can't!
Master Shen came over excitedly and said, "My lord, the potion has been prepared!" He looked around scrupulously, and whispered: "It really works! It's so effective! Locusts will die if they touch it! Here's the recipe This person is a strange person! The Lord must recruit this person!"

"Ah."

"The slave girl named Guo Tao has been cured of the disease, but it is not convenient for the subordinates to see the Lord, so postpone her trial for two days?"

"Ah."

"Under the great locust disaster, the Lord is thinking about his own safety, and please try not to leave Bingzhou in the near future. Under the circumstances of Yecheng, it doesn't make any difference whether there is a city owner or not. It's a natural disaster, and the Lord can't take care of it. It's really helpless. "

"Ah."

"Then the subordinate will not bother the master. Resign."

"Ah."

As soon as Master Shen turned around, his face cramped with a suppressed smile.The Lord's face is really, swollen and unique!Put every beard into an iron needle!

After night fell again, in the newly established "Mancang" living quarter in Xincun, a small figure tiptoed to the chicken coop.

His face was smeared with ashes, and it was impossible to tell which young man it was.He deftly opened the hatch and got into the chicken coop. The chickens may feel that something unusual has broken into the site, and they are a little restless.

This young man was very patient, he stopped his movements immediately, and only panted loudly on purpose. After letting the chickens get used to his presence, he slowly took out the hemp rope, slowly rubbed it next to the biggest rooster, and gently touched it with the palm of his hand. Take a look at this cock.

The rooster was frightened, and shook its body and moved to the side.

Xiao Lang remained motionless, panting loudly beside it.When the rooster stopped being wary of him, he wrapped the hemp rope tightly around the rooster's beak and tied two dead knots.

After Xiao Lang tied up the beaks of the roosters in several chicken coops, he quickly ran home, wiped off the ashes on his face in the firewood room, and then quietly opened the door.

"What are you doing?" Ancestor Weng asked in the dark courtyard.

Zu Ti turned around pretending to be shocked, and asked softly, "Ah Weng also came out to relieve his hand?"

"You mean, you also come out to relieve yourself? Then why didn't I look at you?"

"I untied my hand, fearing it would be wasted, so I pulled it into the field."

Grandfather: In the middle of the night, he ran to the field two miles away to defecate?You still don't hold back!
At this time, Wang Luowen had once again entered "talking about dreams in dreams".

The owner of the dream turned back into the perverted boy from before, with a leather rope around his waist, and several copper pieces hanging from his belly and behind his back.

Wang Luowen was speechless, this was to prevent her from seeing through!
"Come with me." The boy said to her, and walked away.Wang Luowen had no choice but to follow him.

As he walked, the copper piece continued to make a light and crisp sound.

Could it be that the saying "a man with a loud voice" actually refers to a "sounding crotch"?When Wang Luowen was unconstrained, the boy passed through a barrier and disappeared.

Niu X ah!This dream is comparable to cultivating immortals!Even better than her system!

Wang Luowen quickly passed through the barrier as well.

In an instant, the scenery changed, and she came to a city.

The densely packed locusts covered the city, creating an illusion visually, as if all the buildings and walls were squirming slightly.

And there are still many locusts that have nowhere to settle, so they can only fly around eagerly.

This scene, without intensive phobia, will be creepy, and the whole city is filled with an unspeakable stench.

She doesn't want to stay here, but the enchantment she walked through just now has become an indomitable closed city gate.

Without the protection of the scarecrow, Wang Luowen had to shake his hands vigorously, and countless locusts buzzed and smashed at her body, making her painful and sick from the beating!

But the boy was unmoved, turned his head, and said, "Come on." He continued on.

Wang Luowen trotted to keep up. On both sides of the street along the way, there were either dead bodies or begging people.But no matter the living or the dead, their bodies are covered with locusts, as if they have been covered with a mosaic of locusts.

Wang Luowen trembled, it's over! She couldn't forget the word "locust mosaic"!
Beggars who can't eat have no strength to drive away the locusts.

Some people may ask, why don't you eat locusts when you are so hungry?

(End of this chapter)