I am a local lord on the road to escape
Chapter 81 Everything is a dog!
Chapter 81 Everything is a dog!
"This system has just received a notification from the main system that the locust disaster that the world is facing this time is beyond imagination! Some worlds have lost control and are on the verge of extinction!"
"What?!" Wang Luowen was instantly frightened and had goosebumps all over his body!
This is too sudden, too absurd!Break her inherent thinking!Although the catastrophic environment of the ancient world tended towards the background of the end of the world, she never thought about the extinction of the population.
"That's why the main system issued a branch locust extermination task, and each host can voluntarily participate. There are multiple choices for the task, and each time a task is completed, the main system will help the host's plane world to remove 10 billion adult locusts!"
Not only was Wang Luowen not happy because of such a huge number of removals, but he was horrified!
"May I ask the system, is there any statistics, how much can the locusts in the plane world grow every day?"
"It's hard to count. But it must be beyond the host's imagination!"
"So I have to do the task, right? Otherwise, the plane world I am in will also face the situation of being swallowed up by locusts? But I can't understand, how could the plane world become extinct because of the harm of locusts?"
"Because locusts mutate quickly after gathering in large numbers! Giant locusts are born! Poisonous locusts!"
Locust mutation?
Wang Luowen quickly entered the system space, exchanged all the locust books, and finally found the information on the mutant locust!
Giant locusts: Also called "sound guide" locusts, after mutation, their bodies increase in size, and their hind legs have sharp serrated teeth, which can cut blood from the body of a human or animal.Ordinary locusts only eat crops, but giant locusts are not afraid of meat and vegetables!
Toxic locusts: Locusts gather in large numbers, and the feces will produce toxins!The poisonous feces are eaten by their own kind, causing the living locusts to carry the same toxin!If people or animals eat this kind of poisonous locust, they will be tortured and die like a plague!
What's even more frightening is that if the giant carnivorous locusts gnaw on the corpses of the plague, they will form giant, poisonous double mutant locusts!Such a cycle, the world will be plagued!
Wang Luo smelled the system, slumped and trembled!How cruel!Take everything as a straw dog!
"Ding dong. Time is running out, the host, please confirm first, whether to lead the branch locust extermination mission? Because there are many types of locust extermination missions, but competing hosts will grab the one with the lowest degree of difficulty."
"The system means that each task cannot be repeated?"
"Yes."
"Then hurry up! Don't ask me! The system quickly grabs the one with the lowest difficulty!"
"Okay. Received."
After Wang Luowen let out a long breath of relief, he suddenly frowned and rubbed his eyes.
what's the situation?Now that she has not entered the system space again, why is there a scale displayed by VR in her field of vision.There is a conspicuous red line in the middle of the scale, and there are five words beside the scale: the value of sound and emotion.
With a bad premonition, Wang Luowen asked, "What is the task I have to do?"
"Task Name: Collect 100 Gacha."
"Gasshaker? Are you kidding me? Where did the gastronomy come from in the ancient world?"
"Wait a minute. This system will take a look at the task content and rules. Host, please listen to this system's explanation."
It's over!As soon as Wang Luowen heard the guilt of the anthropomorphic system, he knew something bad!
It turned out that this gashapon was not the gashapon she thought it was!It's twists, farts, asses, and eggs!
This task continues the wonderful style of the main system, requiring Wang Luowen to yell out five words to people who are "vagues": "Hey! Twist your ass!"
It takes 100 refugees to cooperate with the embarrassing words she yelled, and make corresponding fart-twisting movements.Even if the task is completed!
This is even weirder than the "Girl You Are So Beautiful" mission she carried out last year!
The point is, after selecting the refugee target, you must shout this sentence first, and then you can communicate with the mission refugee.The process of explaining to the mission refugees should be controlled within ten seconds.If it exceeds ten seconds, the "gacha" action of the mission refugee will not count.
Another important point is to "yell"!
The level of shouting "gacha talk" must reach the standard line of "both voice and emotion"!Otherwise, even if the mission refugee cooperates with her within ten seconds and twists her ass at her, it doesn't count!
His uncle!This is called a gashapon mission?This is clearly called a social death mission!
"Ding Dong, please complete this task as soon as possible. Only after completing this task can we take over the next task."
That's right, the hosts must grab the ones with the lowest difficulty coefficient in every round of missions.The slower the completion, the fewer and fewer low-difficulty tasks can be selected later.It can be inferred from the "Gashapon" task that the task with high difficulty is not yet known how difficult it is!
Wang Luowen couldn't sleep anymore, so he quietly came out of the house and came to the yard.
She has to practice well and smooth the "gacha language" first, and she has to know how loud the yelling is, before she can reach the standard line of "both voice and emotion".
She cleared her throat, sang bel canto, and raised her dantian: "Hey! Fart"
I can't laugh at myself!This is a very serious and severe test!Come on Wang Luowen!
"Hey! P butt twist~twist~"
The value of both voice and emotion has only moved two grids, which is far from the standard line.
"Hey! Butt twist~" She raised her voice an octave.
Still far from it.
10 minute later.
Why can't it always reach the standard line?
Both the voice and emotion, the voice and emotion. Do you have to add action?
Uncle's!
Wang Luo stomped his feet, twisted his hips, and pointed to the sky in anger!Howling: "Hey! Butt twist!"
Bark bark!
Nearby dogs barked.
The little lady Tian Qin in the house woke up with fright.What's happening?
Wang Luowen slipped back into the house in disgrace, but at least that voice, full of emotion, met the standard value!
With a panicked face, Tian Qin opened the curtain and looked at the teacher.
Wang Luowen stepped forward with piercing eyes and stopped two meters away from Tian Qin.
She hesitated, should she take Tian Qin as the first task refugee?Will it scare the kid?
Teacher Tian Qin's eyes are so scary, could it be that he asked me pinyin in the middle of the night?
The system stopped Wang Luowen: "Ding dong. Host, please pay attention. Since you are now a middle peasant, the farm slaves in the new countryside are all poor, not refugees."
Depend on!It seems that if she wants to die in the new countryside, she can't do it!
Tian Qin had quickly finished reciting the pinyin table silently. With confidence, he whispered, "Teacher? There were scary movements and dogs barking outside just now."
Wang Luowen said "Mm", and said: "It is the teacher's school that is in a hurry, calling the teacher through Geshan Dafa. You lie down, I will go out and have a look."
Tian Qin nodded in awe, she immediately pulled back the curtain, lay down obediently, turned to one side, and found the plush doll's eyes were open, and hurriedly covered it. "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Geshan Dafa, old and powerful."
Wang Luowen came outside the courtyard and fired a signal flare!
Soon, two off-road vehicles came over.
A group of boy scouts got out of the car in full armor, carrying crossbow arrows and electric batons on their waists.
Headed by Li Te, he came to Wang Luowen in a panic, "Is the girl okay?" He looked her up and down.
"Urgent mission, let's go now! Leave Xin 1 to guard the fort for the commander."
"Yes!"
The armored vehicle bound the scarecrow and drove out of the new countryside.
Including Li Te, there were 8 Boy Scouts on this trip.
Wang Luowen thought about his words, and said: "I just received an emergency notice from the master's school. The swarm of locusts is far beyond our imagination, and the hatching speed has doubled geometrically! It is extremely serious! It will immediately endanger the lives of everyone in the Southern Song Dynasty."
All the Boy Scouts looked at each other in blank dismay, their hearts suddenly felt heavy, and they really didn't want to believe the bad news!
But the girl will never bluff!
Li Te's family suffered greatly from the locust plague a few years ago. He hated locusts as much as he hated the powerful!He resolutely said: "Girl, you have to tell us what to do. We will resolutely complete the task!"
"Resolutely complete the task!" The boy scouts shouted in unison, full of fighting spirit!
"I can only rely on myself for the specific execution of the task. What you have to do is to protect my safety! Help me silently, and cheer me up when I am discouraged!" Wang Luowen emphasized the word "momentally".
"Don't worry, girl! Guarding the girl is our mission!"
The armored vehicle drove to the nearest big city and Bingzhou in the dark.
Thanks to the Q reading friends who gave the monthly pass: a touch of beautiful white; Qinghuan.
Thank you friends who have been rewarding me: ? ? ? :
(End of this chapter)
"This system has just received a notification from the main system that the locust disaster that the world is facing this time is beyond imagination! Some worlds have lost control and are on the verge of extinction!"
"What?!" Wang Luowen was instantly frightened and had goosebumps all over his body!
This is too sudden, too absurd!Break her inherent thinking!Although the catastrophic environment of the ancient world tended towards the background of the end of the world, she never thought about the extinction of the population.
"That's why the main system issued a branch locust extermination task, and each host can voluntarily participate. There are multiple choices for the task, and each time a task is completed, the main system will help the host's plane world to remove 10 billion adult locusts!"
Not only was Wang Luowen not happy because of such a huge number of removals, but he was horrified!
"May I ask the system, is there any statistics, how much can the locusts in the plane world grow every day?"
"It's hard to count. But it must be beyond the host's imagination!"
"So I have to do the task, right? Otherwise, the plane world I am in will also face the situation of being swallowed up by locusts? But I can't understand, how could the plane world become extinct because of the harm of locusts?"
"Because locusts mutate quickly after gathering in large numbers! Giant locusts are born! Poisonous locusts!"
Locust mutation?
Wang Luowen quickly entered the system space, exchanged all the locust books, and finally found the information on the mutant locust!
Giant locusts: Also called "sound guide" locusts, after mutation, their bodies increase in size, and their hind legs have sharp serrated teeth, which can cut blood from the body of a human or animal.Ordinary locusts only eat crops, but giant locusts are not afraid of meat and vegetables!
Toxic locusts: Locusts gather in large numbers, and the feces will produce toxins!The poisonous feces are eaten by their own kind, causing the living locusts to carry the same toxin!If people or animals eat this kind of poisonous locust, they will be tortured and die like a plague!
What's even more frightening is that if the giant carnivorous locusts gnaw on the corpses of the plague, they will form giant, poisonous double mutant locusts!Such a cycle, the world will be plagued!
Wang Luo smelled the system, slumped and trembled!How cruel!Take everything as a straw dog!
"Ding dong. Time is running out, the host, please confirm first, whether to lead the branch locust extermination mission? Because there are many types of locust extermination missions, but competing hosts will grab the one with the lowest degree of difficulty."
"The system means that each task cannot be repeated?"
"Yes."
"Then hurry up! Don't ask me! The system quickly grabs the one with the lowest difficulty!"
"Okay. Received."
After Wang Luowen let out a long breath of relief, he suddenly frowned and rubbed his eyes.
what's the situation?Now that she has not entered the system space again, why is there a scale displayed by VR in her field of vision.There is a conspicuous red line in the middle of the scale, and there are five words beside the scale: the value of sound and emotion.
With a bad premonition, Wang Luowen asked, "What is the task I have to do?"
"Task Name: Collect 100 Gacha."
"Gasshaker? Are you kidding me? Where did the gastronomy come from in the ancient world?"
"Wait a minute. This system will take a look at the task content and rules. Host, please listen to this system's explanation."
It's over!As soon as Wang Luowen heard the guilt of the anthropomorphic system, he knew something bad!
It turned out that this gashapon was not the gashapon she thought it was!It's twists, farts, asses, and eggs!
This task continues the wonderful style of the main system, requiring Wang Luowen to yell out five words to people who are "vagues": "Hey! Twist your ass!"
It takes 100 refugees to cooperate with the embarrassing words she yelled, and make corresponding fart-twisting movements.Even if the task is completed!
This is even weirder than the "Girl You Are So Beautiful" mission she carried out last year!
The point is, after selecting the refugee target, you must shout this sentence first, and then you can communicate with the mission refugee.The process of explaining to the mission refugees should be controlled within ten seconds.If it exceeds ten seconds, the "gacha" action of the mission refugee will not count.
Another important point is to "yell"!
The level of shouting "gacha talk" must reach the standard line of "both voice and emotion"!Otherwise, even if the mission refugee cooperates with her within ten seconds and twists her ass at her, it doesn't count!
His uncle!This is called a gashapon mission?This is clearly called a social death mission!
"Ding Dong, please complete this task as soon as possible. Only after completing this task can we take over the next task."
That's right, the hosts must grab the ones with the lowest difficulty coefficient in every round of missions.The slower the completion, the fewer and fewer low-difficulty tasks can be selected later.It can be inferred from the "Gashapon" task that the task with high difficulty is not yet known how difficult it is!
Wang Luowen couldn't sleep anymore, so he quietly came out of the house and came to the yard.
She has to practice well and smooth the "gacha language" first, and she has to know how loud the yelling is, before she can reach the standard line of "both voice and emotion".
She cleared her throat, sang bel canto, and raised her dantian: "Hey! Fart"
I can't laugh at myself!This is a very serious and severe test!Come on Wang Luowen!
"Hey! P butt twist~twist~"
The value of both voice and emotion has only moved two grids, which is far from the standard line.
"Hey! Butt twist~" She raised her voice an octave.
Still far from it.
10 minute later.
Why can't it always reach the standard line?
Both the voice and emotion, the voice and emotion. Do you have to add action?
Uncle's!
Wang Luo stomped his feet, twisted his hips, and pointed to the sky in anger!Howling: "Hey! Butt twist!"
Bark bark!
Nearby dogs barked.
The little lady Tian Qin in the house woke up with fright.What's happening?
Wang Luowen slipped back into the house in disgrace, but at least that voice, full of emotion, met the standard value!
With a panicked face, Tian Qin opened the curtain and looked at the teacher.
Wang Luowen stepped forward with piercing eyes and stopped two meters away from Tian Qin.
She hesitated, should she take Tian Qin as the first task refugee?Will it scare the kid?
Teacher Tian Qin's eyes are so scary, could it be that he asked me pinyin in the middle of the night?
The system stopped Wang Luowen: "Ding dong. Host, please pay attention. Since you are now a middle peasant, the farm slaves in the new countryside are all poor, not refugees."
Depend on!It seems that if she wants to die in the new countryside, she can't do it!
Tian Qin had quickly finished reciting the pinyin table silently. With confidence, he whispered, "Teacher? There were scary movements and dogs barking outside just now."
Wang Luowen said "Mm", and said: "It is the teacher's school that is in a hurry, calling the teacher through Geshan Dafa. You lie down, I will go out and have a look."
Tian Qin nodded in awe, she immediately pulled back the curtain, lay down obediently, turned to one side, and found the plush doll's eyes were open, and hurriedly covered it. "Go to sleep, go to sleep, Geshan Dafa, old and powerful."
Wang Luowen came outside the courtyard and fired a signal flare!
Soon, two off-road vehicles came over.
A group of boy scouts got out of the car in full armor, carrying crossbow arrows and electric batons on their waists.
Headed by Li Te, he came to Wang Luowen in a panic, "Is the girl okay?" He looked her up and down.
"Urgent mission, let's go now! Leave Xin 1 to guard the fort for the commander."
"Yes!"
The armored vehicle bound the scarecrow and drove out of the new countryside.
Including Li Te, there were 8 Boy Scouts on this trip.
Wang Luowen thought about his words, and said: "I just received an emergency notice from the master's school. The swarm of locusts is far beyond our imagination, and the hatching speed has doubled geometrically! It is extremely serious! It will immediately endanger the lives of everyone in the Southern Song Dynasty."
All the Boy Scouts looked at each other in blank dismay, their hearts suddenly felt heavy, and they really didn't want to believe the bad news!
But the girl will never bluff!
Li Te's family suffered greatly from the locust plague a few years ago. He hated locusts as much as he hated the powerful!He resolutely said: "Girl, you have to tell us what to do. We will resolutely complete the task!"
"Resolutely complete the task!" The boy scouts shouted in unison, full of fighting spirit!
"I can only rely on myself for the specific execution of the task. What you have to do is to protect my safety! Help me silently, and cheer me up when I am discouraged!" Wang Luowen emphasized the word "momentally".
"Don't worry, girl! Guarding the girl is our mission!"
The armored vehicle drove to the nearest big city and Bingzhou in the dark.
Thanks to the Q reading friends who gave the monthly pass: a touch of beautiful white; Qinghuan.
Thank you friends who have been rewarding me: ? ? ? :
(End of this chapter)
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