Invincible Lucky Ring
Chapter 011: I Love Crayon Shin-Chan
Tang Tian smiled awkwardly, then went all out, and said to Liang Dan solemnly: "Well, I love Crayon Shin-chan, what do you like best? Let's talk about it!"
"Pfft!" Zhang Cheng, who had just taken a sip of beer, spit out when he heard what Tang Tian said.Damn big man actually loves little lecherous kids in cartoons the most, isn't it too wretched?However, if you say you love it, you can love it, it’s better to hide it sneakily, but you still say it on this occasion, I’m convinced, I’m completely convinced!
After Tang Tian finished speaking, he also regretted it, as if this topic is not suitable for this occasion!
But at least Tang Tian's usual thick-skinnedness recovered, and he continued nonchalantly: "Many people say that Crayon Shin-chan is a **** brat, I don't think so, I think Xiao-xin is a real person, if you like women, just say Come out, look at all kinds of people in today's society, who doesn't think differently from what they say, and Xiaoxin and I are the most honest, we can say whatever we think in our hearts! This year, we are like us It’s really hard to find people!”
Liang Dan picked up the wine glass and took a sip of beer, then asked weakly: "Then what are you thinking about now?"
Tang Tian hesitated for a while, thinking whether to tell the truth.But in the end, the honesty overcame the lies and said, "I want to sleep with you!"
"Puff! Puff! Puff!" three times in a row.Zhang Cheng, Li Qing and Liang Dan were all sprayed!
"Cough cough cough...!" Zhang Cheng managed to stop his cough, then stood up and pointed at Tang Tian to say something, but he couldn't say anything!
Li Qing also looked at Tang Tian helplessly, and thought: Although men are like this, they want to go to bed when they see a beautiful woman, but you can't just tell it right away when you meet, at least you have to cultivate your relationship!
Liang Dan took out a tissue, wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and said to Tang Tian apologetically, "Well, I still have something to do, so I'll go first, you guys take your time!" After speaking, Liang Dan picked up his bag He left in a panic.
Li Qing looked at Liang Dan who was leaving, and said: "You are awesome, I think you will be single for the rest of your life! Forget it, let's get together another day, that's it for today, I'll go and accompany Liang Dan!" After finishing speaking , also followed out.
Zhang Cheng knocked on Tang Tian's forehead angrily, and went after his wife without saying a word.
It's quiet now.Tang Tian looked depressed when he saw himself alone in the huge private room!
"Didn't you just tell the truth? As for it, if you can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, you can be ordinary friends. As for everyone leaving? Kao, buddy celebrates his own birthday today, what's the matter!" Tang Tian held up The wine glass drank down in one gulp.
"Zhang Cheng's shit is not interesting enough, knowing that it's my brother's birthday, but he didn't even stay with me. It really means having the opposite sex and losing humanity! Forget it, I'll settle all the wine myself! "After pouring a glass of wine, I was bored again.
Unknowingly, he drank sixteen bottles of Harbin beer, Tang Tian's head was a little dizzy, he didn't eat, and there were still six bottles of wine left!Looking at the six bottles of Harbin beer in front of him, Tang Tian continued to open a bottle with his teeth.Based on the principle that waste is shameful, Tang Tianzhen was going to drink up the remaining six bottles.
As soon as the wine glass was filled, there was a bang sound, the door of the private room was pushed open, and an extremely beautiful beauty came in in a panic. Seeing Tang Tianhou, she was stunned for a moment, but she didn't make a sound, and immediately came Got into the bathroom in the private room.
Before Tang Tian understood what was going on, he saw the door of the private room opened again, and three young people entered.One of them obviously drank too much, and the two people in black suits behind him carefully supported the young man who drank too much.
The young man who drank too much stared at Tang Tian, and asked hesitantly: "Little... boy, did you see a beautiful woman come in?"
Tang Tian, who was already full of anger, didn't bother him. He poured himself another glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp.
"Did you fucking hear my young master's words? Did you see him? If you don't answer me, I'll let you lie down and go out. Do you believe it or not?" The drunk young man saw that Tang Tian didn't care about himself, Immediately the fire came up, threatening.
"Get lost!" A word popped out of Tang Tian's mouth.
"What did you say? Tell the young master again!" Hearing Tang Tian's rolling words, the young man who was still in a daze immediately woke up, pointed at Tang Tian and said harshly!
Tang Tian stopped talking nonsense with him, and the anger that had been simmering all night also came up. He originally thought that he could make a girlfriend tonight to end this miserable life of being a bachelor, but who would have thought that he would run away in anger with a few words of his own.Now that this guy is coming in again, it's just looking for a beating.
Stretching his neck, shaking his head, and waking himself up a little, Tang Tian directly picked up his drinking cup, and threw it at the young man who was still pretending to be aggressive!
Seeing that it was about to hit the young man, the two bodyguards behind him directly blocked the young man, and finally the poor cup hit one of the bodyguards.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Wang Xiaotian, who usually walks sideways in Shenzhen City, was stunned. When he saw the glass hit his bodyguard, he was even more frightened. Fortunately, he didn't hit himself. This was what Wang Xiaotian said from his heart.
Wang Xiaotian, who came back to his senses, pointed at Tang Tian angrily and shouted to the two bodyguards: "Come on, you all go to me, beat me hard, break my legs, go on!"
It is estimated that these two bodyguards usually do such things, so after listening to Wang Xiaotian's words, the two looked at each other, and then walked towards Tang Tian.
"Brother, don't blame us brothers, if you want to blame it, blame you for offending someone who shouldn't be offended!" One of the bodyguards said to Tang Tian expressionlessly.
"There's a lot of nonsense. If you want to play, you need to speed up. Young master, I have to go home and sleep!" Tang Tian stood up from the sofa, moved his hands and feet, and adjusted his state to the best, although his mind was still a little dizzy , but Tang Tian didn't care.
The two bodyguards stopped talking nonsense, one of them kicked Tang Tian's head with his right foot, and the other picked up an empty wine bottle and threw it at Tang Tian.
Tang Tian lay back, dodged the kick on the head, and sat directly on the sofa, touching casually, Tang Tian touched the half-drunk wine bottle just now.Picking up the bottle, he stood up suddenly and faced the bodyguard who had just stepped out with a bottle on his head.
With a "bang", it hit the bodyguard's head fiercely, and the bottle shattered, causing all the remaining beer inside to burst out.Sprayed Tang Tian all over his face!
Wiping his face casually, Tang Tian jumped onto the tea table, swung his leg backwards, and kicked the other bodyguard holding the wine bottle, and both bodyguards were subdued and passed out instantly!
ps: Ladies and gentlemen, send some flowers and tickets
"Pfft!" Zhang Cheng, who had just taken a sip of beer, spit out when he heard what Tang Tian said.Damn big man actually loves little lecherous kids in cartoons the most, isn't it too wretched?However, if you say you love it, you can love it, it’s better to hide it sneakily, but you still say it on this occasion, I’m convinced, I’m completely convinced!
After Tang Tian finished speaking, he also regretted it, as if this topic is not suitable for this occasion!
But at least Tang Tian's usual thick-skinnedness recovered, and he continued nonchalantly: "Many people say that Crayon Shin-chan is a **** brat, I don't think so, I think Xiao-xin is a real person, if you like women, just say Come out, look at all kinds of people in today's society, who doesn't think differently from what they say, and Xiaoxin and I are the most honest, we can say whatever we think in our hearts! This year, we are like us It’s really hard to find people!”
Liang Dan picked up the wine glass and took a sip of beer, then asked weakly: "Then what are you thinking about now?"
Tang Tian hesitated for a while, thinking whether to tell the truth.But in the end, the honesty overcame the lies and said, "I want to sleep with you!"
"Puff! Puff! Puff!" three times in a row.Zhang Cheng, Li Qing and Liang Dan were all sprayed!
"Cough cough cough...!" Zhang Cheng managed to stop his cough, then stood up and pointed at Tang Tian to say something, but he couldn't say anything!
Li Qing also looked at Tang Tian helplessly, and thought: Although men are like this, they want to go to bed when they see a beautiful woman, but you can't just tell it right away when you meet, at least you have to cultivate your relationship!
Liang Dan took out a tissue, wiped his mouth in embarrassment, and said to Tang Tian apologetically, "Well, I still have something to do, so I'll go first, you guys take your time!" After speaking, Liang Dan picked up his bag He left in a panic.
Li Qing looked at Liang Dan who was leaving, and said: "You are awesome, I think you will be single for the rest of your life! Forget it, let's get together another day, that's it for today, I'll go and accompany Liang Dan!" After finishing speaking , also followed out.
Zhang Cheng knocked on Tang Tian's forehead angrily, and went after his wife without saying a word.
It's quiet now.Tang Tian looked depressed when he saw himself alone in the huge private room!
"Didn't you just tell the truth? As for it, if you can't be boyfriend and girlfriend, you can be ordinary friends. As for everyone leaving? Kao, buddy celebrates his own birthday today, what's the matter!" Tang Tian held up The wine glass drank down in one gulp.
"Zhang Cheng's shit is not interesting enough, knowing that it's my brother's birthday, but he didn't even stay with me. It really means having the opposite sex and losing humanity! Forget it, I'll settle all the wine myself! "After pouring a glass of wine, I was bored again.
Unknowingly, he drank sixteen bottles of Harbin beer, Tang Tian's head was a little dizzy, he didn't eat, and there were still six bottles of wine left!Looking at the six bottles of Harbin beer in front of him, Tang Tian continued to open a bottle with his teeth.Based on the principle that waste is shameful, Tang Tianzhen was going to drink up the remaining six bottles.
As soon as the wine glass was filled, there was a bang sound, the door of the private room was pushed open, and an extremely beautiful beauty came in in a panic. Seeing Tang Tianhou, she was stunned for a moment, but she didn't make a sound, and immediately came Got into the bathroom in the private room.
Before Tang Tian understood what was going on, he saw the door of the private room opened again, and three young people entered.One of them obviously drank too much, and the two people in black suits behind him carefully supported the young man who drank too much.
The young man who drank too much stared at Tang Tian, and asked hesitantly: "Little... boy, did you see a beautiful woman come in?"
Tang Tian, who was already full of anger, didn't bother him. He poured himself another glass of wine and drank it all in one gulp.
"Did you fucking hear my young master's words? Did you see him? If you don't answer me, I'll let you lie down and go out. Do you believe it or not?" The drunk young man saw that Tang Tian didn't care about himself, Immediately the fire came up, threatening.
"Get lost!" A word popped out of Tang Tian's mouth.
"What did you say? Tell the young master again!" Hearing Tang Tian's rolling words, the young man who was still in a daze immediately woke up, pointed at Tang Tian and said harshly!
Tang Tian stopped talking nonsense with him, and the anger that had been simmering all night also came up. He originally thought that he could make a girlfriend tonight to end this miserable life of being a bachelor, but who would have thought that he would run away in anger with a few words of his own.Now that this guy is coming in again, it's just looking for a beating.
Stretching his neck, shaking his head, and waking himself up a little, Tang Tian directly picked up his drinking cup, and threw it at the young man who was still pretending to be aggressive!
Seeing that it was about to hit the young man, the two bodyguards behind him directly blocked the young man, and finally the poor cup hit one of the bodyguards.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Wang Xiaotian, who usually walks sideways in Shenzhen City, was stunned. When he saw the glass hit his bodyguard, he was even more frightened. Fortunately, he didn't hit himself. This was what Wang Xiaotian said from his heart.
Wang Xiaotian, who came back to his senses, pointed at Tang Tian angrily and shouted to the two bodyguards: "Come on, you all go to me, beat me hard, break my legs, go on!"
It is estimated that these two bodyguards usually do such things, so after listening to Wang Xiaotian's words, the two looked at each other, and then walked towards Tang Tian.
"Brother, don't blame us brothers, if you want to blame it, blame you for offending someone who shouldn't be offended!" One of the bodyguards said to Tang Tian expressionlessly.
"There's a lot of nonsense. If you want to play, you need to speed up. Young master, I have to go home and sleep!" Tang Tian stood up from the sofa, moved his hands and feet, and adjusted his state to the best, although his mind was still a little dizzy , but Tang Tian didn't care.
The two bodyguards stopped talking nonsense, one of them kicked Tang Tian's head with his right foot, and the other picked up an empty wine bottle and threw it at Tang Tian.
Tang Tian lay back, dodged the kick on the head, and sat directly on the sofa, touching casually, Tang Tian touched the half-drunk wine bottle just now.Picking up the bottle, he stood up suddenly and faced the bodyguard who had just stepped out with a bottle on his head.
With a "bang", it hit the bodyguard's head fiercely, and the bottle shattered, causing all the remaining beer inside to burst out.Sprayed Tang Tian all over his face!
Wiping his face casually, Tang Tian jumped onto the tea table, swung his leg backwards, and kicked the other bodyguard holding the wine bottle, and both bodyguards were subdued and passed out instantly!
ps: Ladies and gentlemen, send some flowers and tickets
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