On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 15

Seeing that Wuming was still silent and did not move, Lu Renjia twitched his lips: "If you are like this, then don't blame me for giving you a fart." He arched his buttocks, as if he was thinking about it.

Wuming watched Lu Renjia's shameless actions, and finally let Lu Renjia down.

Lu Renjia had just stood on the ground, and the few people who had just left from the stairs.Running back quickly, the leader Da Diao hurriedly shouted: "Boss, help me."

Liang Xinzhe, who ran last, clutched the wound on his stomach, and blood gushed out from between his fingers.

Behind them, a man wearing a chef's clothes approached with a sharp knife in his hand: "Dirty rats, dare to steal my ingredients, I will not let you go."

Lu Renjia looked at Da Diao suspiciously: "You said you would come back when you came back, why did you bring a boss back for a meeting?"

Da Diao and the others hid behind Lu Renjia, and said with a bitter face: "We just went up to the corner, and this man was waiting for us there. The little red hair beat him, he had never been beaten, and he was stabbed." One knife. You said that the decline is not bad. If I had known that I would not go with that little red hair, they provoked it, and now we have to bear the consequences."

Seeing Wu Ming, Bai Yuan happily said: "Can you help us, please, as long as you help us, I can promise you anything." He said that he wanted to grab Wu Ming's clothes.

Wuming tilted his body slightly, and did not answer.

The chef's knife scratched the wall and made a horrible sound: "I'm going to chop you up and feed them to the dogs."

Lu Renjia then said: "Then you have to ask the dog if it will eat it. If the dog doesn't eat it, you won't be chopped up for nothing. How about this, why don't you go back and ask your dog's opinion first?" .I'll wait for you here, don't worry, I will never let them escape." Easily put yourself in the same camp as the boss.

The chef didn't turn his mind for a moment: "???"

Liang Xinzhe glared at Lu Renjia: "What do you mean?"

Lu Renjia said innocently: "Ah, it's meaningless, it's just that dogs despise you first."

The chef raised his knife and said frantically: "You thieves, kill you!!!"

Bai Yuan and Lu Renjia were very close, when the chef stabbed at him with a knife, he subconsciously wanted to push Lu Renjia out.I saw him stretch out his sinful hand, and then pushed hard.He didn't push, he was stunned for a few seconds, and then pushed harder, but still didn't push.

At this moment, Lu Renjia turned her head and said shyly, "Why did you touch my waist? You touched it twice. So many people are watching, and you're playing hooligans on me. Can you touch it for free?"

Bai Yuan was silent, he was brought into Lu Renjia's thoughts and asked: "You mean you can touch it for money?"

Lu Renjia twitched: "One hundred for not taking off clothes, two hundred for taking off clothes, five nights included..."

Before he finished speaking, Da Diao quickly covered his face with Lu Renjia's presumptuous mouth: "Shut up, brother!!! Although we are engaged in unlimited streaming, we also want to spread the core ideas of socialism. If you are so open and above board that you engage in pornography, you will not pass the trial. Originally, our article is cold, so you don’t need to make things worse.”

Bai Yuan reacted and shouted angrily: "Who touched it, who touched it, I want to push you out!!"

Lu Renjia was at a loss: "Ah, you didn't say it earlier."

The chef held up the knife and said impatiently: "Whether you want to fight or not, my party will be over soon, and my playing time is just like this."

Lu Renjia said viciously: "Aren't you still negotiating the price? Why are you so anxious? You don't want money when you bargain." He looked at Bai Yuan and said kindly: "It's okay for me to replace the dead ghost. I am a professional, two hundred and fifty times, and I will give you a whitewashing gift bag for free, so no one will suspect you."

Bai Yuan: "..." I thank you, thanks to you, they won't doubt it, because they are very sure that I did it! ! ! !

Lu Renjia looked at Bai Yuan without saying a word, and said with pain: "Well, two hundred, I've never seen someone who picks and searches like you. Tsk, you're poor." As he spoke, he glanced at Bai Yuan with disgust. .

Bai Yuan was so excited that he immediately said with a pale face, "Who are you talking about? Do you think you and I are you? Isn't it just 50 yuan? Who can afford it?"

Lu Renjia immediately made a decision: "Thank you, boss, for your generosity, congratulations on successfully getting me to die for you once at a price of [-] times."

Bai Yuan: "..."

Satisfied, Lu Renjia said to the chef, "Okay, you can chop it."

Chef: "Oh." As he spoke, he really raised his knife and slashed at Lu Renjia.

Lu Renjia reflexively came up with an empty hand to catch the sword.

Everyone watched the chef and Lu Renjia's actions in silence: "..."

Lu Renjia blinked and said, "Sorry, passive skill." He lifted the knife up, then let go of his hand and said, "I will definitely not be cheap this time, why don't you do it again .If I pick up again, I will be a dog."

The chef looked into Lu Renjia's eyes, and then said: "Are you the boss or am I the boss..." This time he was ruthless, because his dignity as a boss was greatly hurt. provocative.

However, as soon as he moved the knife, Lu Renjia jumped out and yelled, "Ah~"

The chef's knife stopped in mid-air in embarrassment: "·······" Groove, I have never touched you, and you are not as professional as you are when you are riding a horse and touching porcelain! ! !

He got up from the ground, said to Bai Yuan with tears in his eyes, "It wasn't him who pushed me, it wasn't him, please don't blame him, it has nothing to do with him." Thumbs up, as if to say "look at this whitewashing professional".

Everyone looked at Lu Renjia's clumsy acting skills: "..." I should have acted with you, but I was blinded by your coquettish manipulation.

Bai Yuan shouted speechlessly: "As far as your acting skills are concerned, I don't even want to pay five yuan, but you still want to charge me two hundred and five yuan."

At this tense moment of touching porcelain, the whole hospital bell suddenly rang, and the huge bell echoed in the hospital.When the chef heard the sound, he immediately dropped the knife in his hand.He suddenly shouted madly: "Don't burn, don't burn, I want to go out." Everyone saw that the skin and flesh of the originally fat chef fell off in an instant, and he looked like a coke.The shouting sound was like a broken bellows, making a hoo hoo hoo sound.

Lu Renjia exclaimed, "Damn, it's darker than me."

The three of Da Diao were terrified, hugged into a ball, and said tremblingly: "Why did the scene change suddenly..." They felt that the indoor temperature seemed to have risen, and they were short-lived. In a short while, sweat kept flowing from their foreheads.Da Diao tentatively asked the two friends beside him: "Old Hu, Xizi, do you feel very hot?"

(End of this chapter)