On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 203
Looking at the two people who fainted in the room, Wuming affirmed: "There must be some medium."

Lu Renjia separated his head from the iron rod, and replied casually: "What else can there be? If the three of them have problems, it means that the three of them have done the same thing or touched the same thing. something."

Lu Qing realized in an instant: "It's that golden crown, they've all touched that golden crown before." Then they turned to look at Mai.

Mai Mai immediately threw the golden crown in his hand back into the coffin: "Fuck, I won't be like them. Help me—"

Ying Shuling looked at Mai Mai in confusion: "Then he has been holding the golden crown, why did he wake up with a single slap."

Lu Renjia made a reasonable guess: "There is only one truth, he is too rubbish. It took time and effort to control him, but an ant passed by and trampled him to death. You say you are losing money."

Wheat: "..." You have already caused a personal attack on me.

Lu Renjia looked at Mai Mai: "Of course, if you feel insecure, I can give you a kick. Let you live and die with the two of them."

Mai Mai refused: "No need, I can restrain myself. At worst, I'll slap myself a few more times."

Lu Qing looked at Lu Renjia and Wu Ming worriedly: "You two have also touched that golden crown, just in case..."

Lu Renjia pinched her nose and said, "If they could control us, they would have controlled them long ago. Can we wait until we do it?"

Just as he finished speaking, the wind chime at the door rang again.Then the room began to think of intermittent opera voices: [·······Brother Liang has become infatuated until now, and he has spent all of it in the deserted fields, desolate and cold, a lonely grave! ]
[······ I beg you, you, you to help the world's amorous children to tie the red rope. ]
The singing was vague and unreal, and the jingle of wind chimes seemed to accompany the song.Ying Shuling frowned: "Is this the libretto for 'The Butterfly Lovers'?"

Then I saw Mai Mai with the golden crown thrown away by him on his head, raised his orchid fingers, and sang quietly: "Officer, listen to me singing [Life is not the same quilt and death is the same acupuncture point, death is the same acupuncture point, just do it. , turned into a butterfly and mournful beauty. Among the flowers on the bottom of the leaves, you are at ease..." He sang while shaking off the non-existent water sleeves, walked over and pulled away with small steps, and continued to sing around Lu Renjia: "[Although it is allowed to go from spring to autumn, it is full of regrets and regrets. Officer, you and I will die together...]"

After singing the song, Mai Mai wanted to bump his head against the coffin, but Lu Renjia stopped him: "I'm going to die later, my critics will criticize you."

Wheat: "????" There is something wrong with this plot.

Lu Renjia looked at the mournful Mai Mai and nodded: "Yeah. Your lyrics are good. But your singing style is very problematic. Your emotions didn't convey to me. But what is your lyrics? I didn't hear clearly , can you read what you just said in English. I will help you improve your skills in this area."

Mai Mai glared at Lu Renjia angrily, and still used the same tone to emphasize: "Play the piano to the cow, just play the piano to the cow."

Lu Renjia looked at Wu Ming who was standing next to him: "I told you to listen to some square dance music to cultivate your sentiments when you have nothing to do. Now it's all right. I'll lose face in front of the ghost. People say you sing to you Playing the piano to a cow is enough to prove how unartistic you are.” As he spoke, he looked at the female ghost confidently: “It’s okay, you can play to me, I am very artistic. I have won the No. .3. The top two are consolation prizes because they are older."

Wuming: "..." Are you sure they are talking about me.

Possessed wheat: "..." How can someone be so ignorant.

Lu Renjia looked at Mai Mai, and shook her head as if I was a tutor: "I don't even know English, it looks like a ghost who hasn't received the nine-year compulsory education. If you want to be a ghost, don't you look at your academic qualifications? There is no way to hit the foreign market like this. Look at the vampires and werewolves abroad. They have all been made into IPs, and you can’t even speak English. I am very worried about your future. How can you get out like this? The gate of the country, dominating the foreign terrorist world."

Possessed Wheat: "..." You are lofty, you are capable, you have the ability to read it to me in English.

Lu Renjia sat down carelessly, and the atmosphere in the room suddenly became weird and suspenseful, and turned into an inspirational teaching style: "It seems that you will not be able to break through your IQ flaws in a while. In this way, please sing me a song first." The first "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", let me first ask if you have the potential to develop abroad."

wheat:"······"

Lu Renjia looked at Mai Mai disappointedly: "You can't sing "The Most Dazzling National Style", so don't talk about foreign countries. You can't even squeeze into the domestic market, and you don't have any competitiveness. "Our Communist Party" "Successors of Doctrine" will come to an end, I'm familiar with it"

Mai Mai: "????" I came here to be a life harvester, not to be a jukebox for you! ! !

Lu Renjia glanced at the possessed Mai Mai with disdain: "Tsk, neither this nor that, what are you doing out here?"

Mai Mai looked at Lu Renjia angrily, feeling that she was being played.Then in the blink of an eye, he was in front of Lu Renjia.Staring at the boss's eyes, he moved his face closer to Lu Renjia.

Then as expected, Lu Renjia slapped him.

The beaten wheat was a little confused: "You actually hit me?"

Lu Renjia grabbed her hand that hit someone, and explained painfully: "I'm sorry, once I see someone or a ghost getting so close to me, I can't control how many slaps I send! You go away, I I want a second slap." After speaking, the crisp "slap" sound came back again, and Lu Renjia shook his head: "Why don't you believe it, you insist on getting a second slap."

The wheat is hit symmetrically. : "..." The long black nails protruding from his fingers recklessly pierced Lu Renjia's chest.

As a result, as soon as he raised his hand, Lu Renjia pinned his paw, and then looked at the long paw with disgust: "How long has it been since you washed your hands? Your nails are so dirty that they are black. I haven't seen them before." You're such a spoiled ghost, it's fine if you don't pay attention to personal hygiene, but you can't come to the disgusting brother. Although the brother picks up garbage, he takes a shower once a day."

Mai Mai wanted to withdraw her hand, but Lu Renjia stood up suddenly, grabbed her hand and walked out: "But don't worry, brother is a good person who is willing to help others. You must have had a miserable life before, it's okay , I'll let you feel the warmth of a mudslide right away."

Speaking of which, Lu Renjia had already pressed Mai Mai's hand to the threshold, and squatted down with her own.Picking up the knife that Chu Yuan left at the door, he began to sharpen the knife: "Wait, I'll chop your nails right away, if the nails are too long, the disease will rise."

(End of this chapter)