On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging
Chapter 253 Extra Story: The Immortal Crackdown on Counterfeit Events
Chapter 253
"There are really gods in this world, I'm taking pictures of gods!!!" Following this title is a blurry video, but you can vaguely see a few people flying in the air to fight, and accompanied by the thunder and lightning .Below this video is the blogger's self-report: "My home is in Sifang Town, and it's a good place to eat the sun and the rain that will corrode. I took the risk and wanted to go out to take a picture of my brother, and I saw this scene. Now It seems that the reason for all this weirdness is entirely due to the fighting between the gods, so we mortals have suffered."
As soon as this post came out, it quickly became a hot search, but it was ridiculed by the group.Everyone lamented the IQ of the blogger.
"Experts say it's because there are too many sulfur substances in the rainwater, and they also call on us to protect the environment."
"I don't care, I believe in Marx."
"It's so blurry, maybe the landlord is afraid that playing high-definition will reveal his secrets."
"Laughing to death, what age is it, and I still believe in this stuff."
"Crowdfunding to show the landlord a brain."
"But it doesn't look like a p, I'm more inclined to have a crew filming somewhere, and it happened to be filmed by a blogger."
"Is someone organizing a group to go to the mountain in the video to fight fakes?"
This kind of doubt made the blogger who posted the post very angry, and he directly dropped an address "Sifang Town, Sifang Mountain, if you don't believe me, you can come and see for yourself. I wanted to go up the mountain several times, but I found myself returning to the In place."
This remark sparked a bunch of anti-counterfeiting bloggers, and they packed their bags one after another.Someone started a live broadcast from the moment they set off.
When the Special Affairs Office noticed the news, the matter had already fermented to the point where the whole people knew about it.In cold sweat, they called Lu Renjia to apologize.
As a result, when Lu Renjia heard it, his eyes lit up immediately: "Don't withdraw, why withdraw the news. I am worried about how to support this big family."
Special Affairs Office: "????"
The anti-counterfeiters were full of expectations when they came to the legendary Sifang Mountain where the gods were photographed, and saw a huge sign erected at the foot of the mountain.It says "Enter the mountain to visit, the ticket is two hundred."
Many counterfeiters twitched their lips when they saw this brand.They didn't want to spend money on it before they came.But the words have already been released, and the live broadcast has already started.Going home now will definitely be ridiculed.Anyway, 200 yuan is not very expensive.
At this time, the bullet screens of everyone's live broadcast are all "you are the ones who lied."
"I knew it was marketing, but there are always some fools who don't believe in evil. (dog head)"
One of the men suggested with a mobile phone: "It doesn't matter if we sneak in. Anyway, no one will see this."
"No way. Tickets are two hundred." As soon as the proposal was made, a voice retorted.The counterfeiters present looked at each other in blank dismay.Finding that it wasn't him talking, he turned his head to look.A little girl stood beside the sign with a smile on her face.She also had two QR codes in her hand.
Hitting the dummy: "..."
Qingluan passed the QR code forward: "We support WeChat and Alipay."
The anti-counterfeit blogger looked at Qingluan and didn't want to give money at all: "Child, what about your adults. You will be caught by the police uncle if you cheat."
Qingluan cast a glance at the man who spoke, and said lightly: "You guys want to enter the mountain, right?" Then there was a mocking smile on the corner of her mouth: "But this mountain belongs to our family, and the contract documents are all there. Do you want to enter the mountain?" You go into the mountains to find popularity, but you don’t want to pay any price, so why should we let you in.”
The blogger's face was burned by Qingluan's words, and the barrage also became polarized.one side is
"You're too snobbish at such a young age. How did adults pay?"
"The child is right, it means that when you enter someone's house, you must ask for their permission."
"I'm the only one who thinks this little girl is so cute."
The last few anti-counterfeit bloggers still paid the money, and then led by Qingluan into the mountains.After walking for a long time, I still didn't take any pictures, just when several bloggers began to get impatient.An ethereal voice poured in from all directions: "Did everyone come to my Kunlun to take pictures of Miracle City?"
Several bloggers gathered together and said tremblingly: "Believe in science, believe in science..."
what a sound.Qingluan smiled: "You guys didn't want to come in and take pictures."
At this moment, a short-haired man in ancient costume appeared on the hillside not far away.When seeing this person, several counterfeit bloggers: "..."
The barrage also became quiet: "..."
At this time, Lu Renjia had a horn pinned to his waist, and the ethereal voice came from the horn.And he himself was wearing a very low-quality studio-style costume, standing there with a serious face.The clothes don't fit well and the whole person looks very embarrassing.
Finally, a blogger couldn't help but said: "Your clothes are rented from a photo studio. You should rent something that fits you well."
The loudspeaker still played in a loop, "Everyone came to my Kunlun to film miracles..." Halfway through, Lu Renjia pressed it off: "Sorry, change the channel." He pressed the loudspeaker at his waist, and a The voice reappeared: "That's right, I am the fairy you are looking for!"
"Yes, I am the fairy you are looking for."
……
In this looping sound, the quiet barrage finally rebounded: "I thought it would be funny, but I never thought it would be this funny."
"I'm here to watch the sand sculptures come and go."
"Here we come, my friend called me and asked me to come and watch the sand sculptures."
"Although I didn't get a picture of a fairy, I got a picture of a purebred sand sculpture. It's worth the live broadcast."
The bloggers who originally felt being tricked saw the sudden rise in popularity.I had no choice but to stiffen my hair and say: "You are just cheating money!!!!"
Lu Renjia turned off the loudspeaker: "Look at what you are talking about. What is cheating? My surname is a god. If it is fake, it is the real thing. If you don't want to see me, I still have mountains and seas Classical beast. Dangdangdangdang~”
Qingluan very cooperatively launched a cart, from the perspective of netizens and bloggers.There was a lame pheasant on that cart.A brown cat, a green snake whose head was taped to a branch with scotch tape, and a white puppy.
And in Lu Renjia's introduction: "Look, this is the ancient beast Wuwu."
Netizens: That thing is a cat.
"This is the three-legged Golden Crow, the one shot by Hou Yi."
Netizen: That thing is a **, or a lame chicken.
"This is even more serious, Qilin Ruishou."
Netizen: That thing is a dog, right?
"Of course there is also our highlight, the ancient mythical beast, Qinglong—"
Netizens: That thing is a snake, a snake with branches attached to its head.
Finally, netizens concluded: the consumer hotline is ready.
So once there was an uproar about the fairy incident, it was characterized as a low-quality money-making method under Lu Renjia's coquettish manipulation.
When the Special Affairs Office found out about this, it didn't know what was going on. As expected of a god, this method of covering up the facts was something only he could think of.
Only Lu Renjia was melancholy, why these people stopped coming after only one day.Could it be that the strange beasts in the Book of Mountains and Seas are not attractive? ? ?Wouldn't it be much better to change this into a horror theme and borrow two ghosts from Anonymous?
Goudan and the others: "..." Forget it, you will never wake up a person who doesn't know himself.
(End of this chapter)
"There are really gods in this world, I'm taking pictures of gods!!!" Following this title is a blurry video, but you can vaguely see a few people flying in the air to fight, and accompanied by the thunder and lightning .Below this video is the blogger's self-report: "My home is in Sifang Town, and it's a good place to eat the sun and the rain that will corrode. I took the risk and wanted to go out to take a picture of my brother, and I saw this scene. Now It seems that the reason for all this weirdness is entirely due to the fighting between the gods, so we mortals have suffered."
As soon as this post came out, it quickly became a hot search, but it was ridiculed by the group.Everyone lamented the IQ of the blogger.
"Experts say it's because there are too many sulfur substances in the rainwater, and they also call on us to protect the environment."
"I don't care, I believe in Marx."
"It's so blurry, maybe the landlord is afraid that playing high-definition will reveal his secrets."
"Laughing to death, what age is it, and I still believe in this stuff."
"Crowdfunding to show the landlord a brain."
"But it doesn't look like a p, I'm more inclined to have a crew filming somewhere, and it happened to be filmed by a blogger."
"Is someone organizing a group to go to the mountain in the video to fight fakes?"
This kind of doubt made the blogger who posted the post very angry, and he directly dropped an address "Sifang Town, Sifang Mountain, if you don't believe me, you can come and see for yourself. I wanted to go up the mountain several times, but I found myself returning to the In place."
This remark sparked a bunch of anti-counterfeiting bloggers, and they packed their bags one after another.Someone started a live broadcast from the moment they set off.
When the Special Affairs Office noticed the news, the matter had already fermented to the point where the whole people knew about it.In cold sweat, they called Lu Renjia to apologize.
As a result, when Lu Renjia heard it, his eyes lit up immediately: "Don't withdraw, why withdraw the news. I am worried about how to support this big family."
Special Affairs Office: "????"
The anti-counterfeiters were full of expectations when they came to the legendary Sifang Mountain where the gods were photographed, and saw a huge sign erected at the foot of the mountain.It says "Enter the mountain to visit, the ticket is two hundred."
Many counterfeiters twitched their lips when they saw this brand.They didn't want to spend money on it before they came.But the words have already been released, and the live broadcast has already started.Going home now will definitely be ridiculed.Anyway, 200 yuan is not very expensive.
At this time, the bullet screens of everyone's live broadcast are all "you are the ones who lied."
"I knew it was marketing, but there are always some fools who don't believe in evil. (dog head)"
One of the men suggested with a mobile phone: "It doesn't matter if we sneak in. Anyway, no one will see this."
"No way. Tickets are two hundred." As soon as the proposal was made, a voice retorted.The counterfeiters present looked at each other in blank dismay.Finding that it wasn't him talking, he turned his head to look.A little girl stood beside the sign with a smile on her face.She also had two QR codes in her hand.
Hitting the dummy: "..."
Qingluan passed the QR code forward: "We support WeChat and Alipay."
The anti-counterfeit blogger looked at Qingluan and didn't want to give money at all: "Child, what about your adults. You will be caught by the police uncle if you cheat."
Qingluan cast a glance at the man who spoke, and said lightly: "You guys want to enter the mountain, right?" Then there was a mocking smile on the corner of her mouth: "But this mountain belongs to our family, and the contract documents are all there. Do you want to enter the mountain?" You go into the mountains to find popularity, but you don’t want to pay any price, so why should we let you in.”
The blogger's face was burned by Qingluan's words, and the barrage also became polarized.one side is
"You're too snobbish at such a young age. How did adults pay?"
"The child is right, it means that when you enter someone's house, you must ask for their permission."
"I'm the only one who thinks this little girl is so cute."
The last few anti-counterfeit bloggers still paid the money, and then led by Qingluan into the mountains.After walking for a long time, I still didn't take any pictures, just when several bloggers began to get impatient.An ethereal voice poured in from all directions: "Did everyone come to my Kunlun to take pictures of Miracle City?"
Several bloggers gathered together and said tremblingly: "Believe in science, believe in science..."
what a sound.Qingluan smiled: "You guys didn't want to come in and take pictures."
At this moment, a short-haired man in ancient costume appeared on the hillside not far away.When seeing this person, several counterfeit bloggers: "..."
The barrage also became quiet: "..."
At this time, Lu Renjia had a horn pinned to his waist, and the ethereal voice came from the horn.And he himself was wearing a very low-quality studio-style costume, standing there with a serious face.The clothes don't fit well and the whole person looks very embarrassing.
Finally, a blogger couldn't help but said: "Your clothes are rented from a photo studio. You should rent something that fits you well."
The loudspeaker still played in a loop, "Everyone came to my Kunlun to film miracles..." Halfway through, Lu Renjia pressed it off: "Sorry, change the channel." He pressed the loudspeaker at his waist, and a The voice reappeared: "That's right, I am the fairy you are looking for!"
"Yes, I am the fairy you are looking for."
……
In this looping sound, the quiet barrage finally rebounded: "I thought it would be funny, but I never thought it would be this funny."
"I'm here to watch the sand sculptures come and go."
"Here we come, my friend called me and asked me to come and watch the sand sculptures."
"Although I didn't get a picture of a fairy, I got a picture of a purebred sand sculpture. It's worth the live broadcast."
The bloggers who originally felt being tricked saw the sudden rise in popularity.I had no choice but to stiffen my hair and say: "You are just cheating money!!!!"
Lu Renjia turned off the loudspeaker: "Look at what you are talking about. What is cheating? My surname is a god. If it is fake, it is the real thing. If you don't want to see me, I still have mountains and seas Classical beast. Dangdangdangdang~”
Qingluan very cooperatively launched a cart, from the perspective of netizens and bloggers.There was a lame pheasant on that cart.A brown cat, a green snake whose head was taped to a branch with scotch tape, and a white puppy.
And in Lu Renjia's introduction: "Look, this is the ancient beast Wuwu."
Netizens: That thing is a cat.
"This is the three-legged Golden Crow, the one shot by Hou Yi."
Netizen: That thing is a **, or a lame chicken.
"This is even more serious, Qilin Ruishou."
Netizen: That thing is a dog, right?
"Of course there is also our highlight, the ancient mythical beast, Qinglong—"
Netizens: That thing is a snake, a snake with branches attached to its head.
Finally, netizens concluded: the consumer hotline is ready.
So once there was an uproar about the fairy incident, it was characterized as a low-quality money-making method under Lu Renjia's coquettish manipulation.
When the Special Affairs Office found out about this, it didn't know what was going on. As expected of a god, this method of covering up the facts was something only he could think of.
Only Lu Renjia was melancholy, why these people stopped coming after only one day.Could it be that the strange beasts in the Book of Mountains and Seas are not attractive? ? ?Wouldn't it be much better to change this into a horror theme and borrow two ghosts from Anonymous?
Goudan and the others: "..." Forget it, you will never wake up a person who doesn't know himself.
(End of this chapter)
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