On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 40
Hearing what the white-bearded old man said, Lu Renjia wondered, "What kind of golden bell, I don't know." He exclaimed, "My God, you must be a robber. These days, robbers are like this." Are you old? No, it's too obvious that you gave away your head."

The old man snorted and said, "Little friend, this is just a joke. This golden bell was obtained by my master a hundred years ago, and it was handed over to my Taoist sect to take care of it. I heard from my apprentice that you said that this golden bell is you. Impossible. I think you are only in your 20s, so don't talk in plain language."

Lu Renjia misunderstood the key point: "God, did you hear that, he said I was young."

Goudan was speechless: "·················································································································································​​

When the old man and the people behind him heard Goudan speak, they all looked at it in shock: "Didn't you say that after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a spirit?"

Lu Renjia said in surprise: "Unfortunately, my Goudan became a spirit before the founding of the People's Republic of China. Have you seen it? One of the four famous beasts in ancient times, 梼杌. Come on, Goudan, let them roar."

Then everyone saw a winged miniature puppy with its mouth wide open: "Woof—"

Everyone fell silent at once: "..."

Lu Renjia calmly took off her slippers, and slammed Goudan on the head: "Wang Nima, Wang Nima. I told you to growl, not to bark like a dog. I don't know that brother values ​​face very much. Well, you will recognize it when you come here, and you can even praise you for your ingenuity. You are here to humiliate me on purpose, to humiliate me. Are you an undercover agent sent by the other party. "

Goudan: "..."

Seeing this, a middle-aged man next to the old man rushed over, planning to sneak attack Lu Renjia while he was not paying attention.As a result, Lu Renjia turned her head and found a slipper.The middle-aged man was immediately photographed into the pit, the kind that he couldn't even dig out.

Lu Renjia pointed at them with a slipper, "Get out, why do you want me to beat my son?" He turned his head to look at Wuming: "Mr. Wuming, come over here to set up a place. Brother must hurry to quell the internal conflicts in the family."

Wuming: "·······" co-author, am I a tool man? ? ?

Ying Shuling rushed in: "Master, don't touch them. They are my friends."

The old man with white beard hated iron for being weak and said: "But it is a secret treasure of Taoism. If they were really your friends, they would not steal your things."

Ying Shuling met his master's gaze, and said bravely, "I saw with my own eyes that the golden bell recognized him as master."

White Beard: "It must be that he used some unscrupulous means. Today, I must get this secret treasure back." After he finished speaking, he sacrificed a blue feather fan.

Unexpectedly, the moment Lu Renjia and Goudan saw the blue fan, their expressions changed.Before the white-bearded old man could react, he was crushed by a dog egg.

Goudan's eyes overflowed with black mist, and he asked fiercely, "Where did you get this fan?"

The old man wanted to get up, but found that he couldn't move at all.Even the fan in his hand was picked up by Lu Renjia, squinting his eyes and said coldly: "Don't say it? You son of a bitch, kill them."

Ying Shuling stopped immediately and said: "No, this feather fan was obtained by my uncle in the dungeon. My uncle was afraid that if I died in the dungeon, the fan would fall into the hands of others. So I never carried it with me. It is placed in the Daomen for safekeeping."

Wuming stepped forward and looked at the fan in Lu Renjia's hand: "This is the crown feather of the blue phoenix crowned dove."

Lu Renjia lowered his head: "Well, this is the hair on my Cuifen's head..." Then he raised his head and said in doubt: "But didn't I pluck the hair on Cuifen's head? Damn, secretly Even if you have long hair, don’t tell me that my sapphire brocade gown is almost finished. Look, I’ve been fanned by someone now, it’s not a loss.”

No name: "..."

Lu Renjia looked at the old man: "I really didn't see the causal relationship in this fan, let me let you go today. Take off all your things, food, drink and clothes. Of course, after all, I also It's not a devil, so you don't need underwear."

Those Taoists who came looked at Lu Renjia with eyes that would rather die than surrender. Five minutes later, all of them, full of pride, were planted upside down into the ground.When Lu Renjia inserted you into the soil for the last time, she began to pick up his pants.

The man was holding on to his trousers tightly, and Lu Renjia said while pulling hard, "Good guy, why are you here to give away the head? It's clearly the Avalokitesvara who came to deliver the supplies. Purdue, I'll wait for the poor." If this kind of reckoning comes every day in the future, I'll collect some junk. Wouldn't it be nice to just stay at home and wait for the rabbit? I don't have any of my brother's things on me." Now he is very shameless now. Treat it as your own.

Goudan was also pawing desperately with his little paws: "Brother, there is a brother who is resisting, come here and smack a slipper, knock me out so I can do it."

Lu Renjia rushed over with her slippers in hand: "Come on, come on."

Ying Shuling: "...!!!" I'm sorry master, uncle, uncle, brother, he is so fierce to you, I dare not save you.She is a girl and she is afraid of being ripped off.

While Lu Renjia was still picking things up, Wuming suddenly heard Lu Renjia say to him abruptly: "Master Wuming, I'll go in with you, and dare to kill the person under Brother's cover. Let me see who is not afraid of death." Yes, put the knife on my head."

After collecting the supplies, Lu Renjia was grateful for their self-sacrifice and selflessness.Carefully pulled them out of the ground.The Taoist stared at Lu Renjia with mournful eyes, and Lu Renjia said shyly, "You look at me like this, do you want to give away your underwear too? It's not impossible..."

Hearing this, everyone clutched their crotches and ran away quickly.Looking at their running backs, Lu Ren sighed, "This figure looks very energetic." After speaking, those people ran even faster.

Lu Renjia looked back and found that Ying Shuling was still there: "I'll go, why did I miss one here?"

Ying Shuling was shocked: "I am a woman, you are too shameless for a man."

Lu Renjia: "You are engaging in antagonism between men and women, and now pay attention to equality between men and women. Boys can, why can't you? Do you look down on girls? Your thinking is completely feudal dross. I don't mind if you are a woman, you Why do you care that I'm a man?"

Ying Shuling: "..." You seem to make a lot of sense, but I know nothing is wrong.So she grabbed the collar of her clothes and hurriedly said, "I also brought news about Luo Shihao."

　Ahhh, Chapter 41 is blocked.Can't send it out.wait for me to revise

　　
　
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