On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 49 The Man at the Center of Rumors

Because of Lu Renjia's coquettish manipulation, many people couldn't sleep last night.The next day I had to get up and look for clues, which led to a group of people standing listlessly at the entrance of the village, asking where I came from and where I was going.

However, in stark contrast to everyone else was Lu Renjia, who was standing among a bunch of aunts in high spirits.

Aunts besieged the city in a circle, some were choosing vegetables and some were cracking melon seeds.They were chatting so intensely that they didn't even notice that someone who didn't belong to them had been inserted into their camp.

The players looked at Lu Renjia's insertion without turning their backs: I don't know why it looks very harmonious.It felt like he was completely integrated into it, without any violation or dare.Could this be the legendary social terrorist?

Aunt No. [-] sighed: This year is finally over.Only one of my family died this year.

Aunt No. [-]: There are two in my family this year.

Aunt No. [-] kowtowed at the melon seeds and said complacently: But my little bastard is pregnant again.

The aunts all looked at Aunt No. [-] with envy: "Oh, then your family won't have to worry about it next year."

"Congratulations, it's been a few months."

Aunt No. [-] smiled and said, "It's only been three months."

After laughing, the aunts suddenly realized: Wait, whose voice was that just now.

They collectively turned their heads and saw Lu Renjia squatting among them.Seeing that Auntie found him, she shamelessly picked up the melon seeds in Auntie No. [-]'s hand: "Knock some for me, yours is too much, I'll share it for you."

Aunts: "..." Who is this familiar black guy?

Lu Renjia calmly knocked on the melon seeds and urged the aunts: "Look at what I'm doing, I don't have any gossip on my face. Keep talking about yours."

Aunt No. [-] guessed, "Why haven't I seen you before. Are you from our village?"

Lu Renjia: "Oh, I'm here to help the poor."

Hearing that it was poverty alleviation, the aunts became a little more enthusiastic: "Oh, I remembered, the village head broadcasted that the poverty alleviation comrades are going to the countryside. You are staying at the village head's house recently."

Big Mom No. 5's news is better than Big Mom No. [-]'s news, so she immediately asked, "I heard that you have five lesbians coming down this time."

As soon as the news came out, the five or six aunts present were all excited: "Five lesbians." One of the aunts rolled her eyes and said, "If the village chief's house can't fit, you can come to my house. My house is clean. Girls will definitely like it."

Lu Renjia: "It's useless for you to ask me. I'm not them. Besides, Chen Dandan will take care of them. Why are you rushing to take care of them?"

Hearing Chen Dandan's name, the aunt glanced at her mouth in disgust: "You can keep those lesbians away from Chen Dandan. Chen Dandan has a problem with his style, just like his vixen mother, she knows how to seduce men every day."

Lu Renjia regained her spirits in an instant: "Who was seduced? Who? Who? Who is her mother? Who? Who?"

The aunts looked at Lu Renjia's eager eyes and decided to keep their mouths shut.Lu Renjia handed out the melon seeds one by one, and said enthusiastically: "If you have anything to say, let's just chat, and I can tell you where I can go. Isn't it, gossip is the ladder of human progress.

Those who dare to climb the ladder are worthy to travel in the world of gossip.I have already put down the ladder, don't you climb up to be worthy of your title of gossip women from all over the world?We are just disseminators of gossip, not producers, so feel free to spread it with me boldly.I would like to share with you. "

After Lu Renjia made some remarks, the aunts who were choosing vegetables put down their things one after another, and said something with a click of their tongues.By the way, she clapped her hands together: "Chen Dandan's mother is a coquettish fox, as long as it is a man, she misses it. I heard that Chen Dandan is not the son of the village chief. I don't know which wild man it is." Lu Renjia couldn't stop listening. nod.

Lu Renjia knocked melon seeds: "Then where is Chen Dandan's mother?"

The aunts have been condemning: "Her mother eloped with someone, fell off the cliff and died. If she hadn't died, Chen Laoliu and his wife would be crazy." The aunt said in a low voice: "Chen Dandan's mother eloped with someone, that is Chen Laoliu and his wife told him the secret."

Lu Renjia's eyes lit up when he heard it, and it turns out that gossip is a bridge for human communication.Although I knew that they didn't tell much truth, it didn't prevent Lu Renjia from hearing it with enthusiasm.After all, dancing with aunts is sometimes as wonderful as watching a drama.

While chatting, Aunt No. [-] changed the subject: "Xiao Chen, I heard that you guys are still dating each other, and you sleep together at night. You're not married yet, so you sleep together, don't be shy."

Lu Renjia shook her head and said, "It's not just them sleeping together, have you seen the two tall ones over there? Oh, you don't know, at night, it's so sticky. I can't sleep with the noise. That's it. Let the world go down, people's hearts are not old."

The aunts followed Lu Renjia's gaze.Just in time to see Lin Ping desperately pulling Gao Xiaofeng to go together.Then the expression on his face split instantly: "Aren't those two big men? Could it be..."

Lu Renjia nodded sadly: "That's right, that's it."

Gao Xiaofeng and Lin Ping suddenly had a gust of wind blowing from behind, they turned their heads and brought a group of aunts to look at them with those perverted eyes.Among them was Lu Renjia.

Gao Xiaofeng and Lin Ping: Why do I always feel that the eyes of those aunts are full of moral depravity and human nature.What did they do? ?
In this way, Lu Renjia successfully integrated into the aunt's social circle by selling her teammates.Before leaving, a white radish was stuffed.And everyone made an appointment, and they will bring food to the east of the village to gather and fight again.

Lin Ping looked at the radish in Lu Renjia's hand and wondered, "What did you just say? Why do you keep looking at us?"

Lu Renjia: "I didn't say anything, but the aunts think you are handsome. And they started a friendly academic discussion around your handsomeness."

Lin Ping laughed: "This is possible."

As soon as Lu Renjia came home with the radish, Gao Qingqing came in with Yang Hua and Zhang Ling in a panic.As soon as he came in, Yang Hua closed the door in panic.

Gao Xiaofeng immediately sensed that something was wrong, and stared at him: "What did you bring to us!"

Gao Qingqing's eyes flashed, but she didn't speak.

Zhang Ling said in horror: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we didn't do it on purpose. It was Sister Qingqing who said we couldn't deal with it, and we had to come back and ask everyone for help."

Wuming said: "Get out of here. A large number of ghost babies are coming here."

Gao Xiaofeng opened the window directly, then stood at the window and said: "I'll jump first, it may be dangerous to jump from this angle, because the ground below is not flat. I have received professional training, as long as I am fine and you are all jumping.

Lu Renjia looked at Gao Xiaofeng's heroic expression, and said mercilessly, "SB just jumped out of the window, and a normal-minded person like brother can only walk up the stairs. Are you blind with such a big staircase?"

Everyone: "..."

After Lu Renjia walked down the stairs, Wu Ming glanced at Gao Xiaofeng.Take the stairs.

Then everyone tacitly glanced at Gao Xiaofeng who was stuck on the window, and chose to take the stairs.

Gao Xiaofeng only tasted the word SB from the meaningful eyes.

Lin Ping was the last one to leave. He patted Gao Xiaofeng on the shoulder: "I am also a person with a normal mind, so please forgive me for not being able to accompany me."

Gao Xiaofeng finally came down from the window silently, closed the window, and walked down the stairs.

(End of this chapter)