On how the passer-by A survives in the infinite stream by bragging

Chapter 83 This Ultraman I'm Fidelity
Lu Renjia grabbed Chen Jiale's hand, and abruptly pulled Chen Jiale back who had already stepped out of the trash can with one leg: "We are so familiar with each other, the original price is 10000. Friendship price. 9999 yuan, buy one get one free. Guaranteed real."

Chen Jiale: "..." After a while he desperately threw his legs: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lu Renjia uncovered the yellow talisman on his forehead and said, "You said this talisman, this talisman is indeed correct and has a certain effect."

Chen Jiale: "Then why is it useless to you?"

Lu Renjia: "Who said it's useless to me, this talisman is a money-giving talisman, don't you think you're sending me money?"

Chen Jiale: "..." Damn flyover liar.He then talked about why he gave the money so readily.

Lu Renjia forcefully pulled Chen Jiale back to his original position, and looked at him face to face: "I'm the real thing, I don't cheat on ordinary people... Bah, mouth, I don't tell him it's ordinary people."

Chen Jiale hugged her weak and helpless self: "Did you just say what's in your heart? You just want to trick me!!!" You don't look like you're selling the real thing.

Lu Renjia saw Chen Jiale's expression of disbelief, and moved closer.The arrow on his forehead kept hitting Chen Jiale's forehead: "Look at me, what do you see on my face?"

Chen Jiale said with a confused face, "Arrow?"

Lu Renjia tilted her forehead in one direction: "Don't pay attention to these unimportant details. Don't you think there are two very big characters on my face, the left face is good, the right face is heart, put them together It's conscience. Not only that, but what do you see in my eyes?"

Chen Jiale: "...eye shit?"

Lu Renjia rubbed her eyes: "Really, it should be because I was in a hurry to go out in the morning and didn't wash my face. It's gone now."

Chen Jiale nodded: "No more."

Lu Renjia: "Then look at my eyes again?"

Chen Jiale: "Big eyeballs?"

Lu Renjia: "Wrong, it's my naked sincerity that can't be concealed. What flows out of my eyes is not tears, but the sincerity like a lonely heart. Believe me, my talisman is true." As he spoke, he took out the pen and notebook he carried with him, and then asked, "You want an exorcism charm, right?"

I saw that Lu Renjia drew an extremely distorted Ultraman with his clumsy humor.Then he tore off the painted Ultraman and handed it to Chen Jiale: "Here, this is the exorcism talisman that I spent a lot of money on. Take him with you, and I will guarantee you to walk sideways with this copy!! I swear to you on Chen Daoming's face."

Chen Jiale looked at the paper that Lu Renjia tore off casually, and the things on the paper.After being silent for a while, he asked blankly: "You just tore this out of the book, right?" You just talk about the huge price you paid: "May I ask, what is on it? The special spell ?”

Lu Renjia held up the paper: "Didn't you see it, this is... an Ultraman exorcist!"

Chen Jiale: "..." He moved his body silently, turned his back to Lu Renjia, and a melancholy voice came: "Do I really look like I have been taken advantage of?"

Lu Renjia made no secret of her mourning illness: "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be talking to you here for a long time."

Chen Jiale: "...if I don't buy it."

Lu Renjia: "If you don't buy it, don't buy it."

Chen Jiale turned her head abruptly, and looked at Lu Renjia with a genuine expression on her face.Then he heard Lu Renjia say quietly: "At most, I will hold you here until you buy it."

Chen Jiale: "..."

Lu Renjia continued to fool around and said: "I saw that you and I had a relationship with a trash can, so I reluctantly reduced you one dollar. I was willing to take this step for you, why didn't you want to finish this step for me?" There are 9999 steps left."

Chen Jiale: "Just drop a dollar, you have the nerve to say it!!!"

Lu Renjia took a breath, then pulled out the arrow on his forehead, held it between his fingers, and smoked it like a cigarette.While drawing an arrow, he said melancholy to Chen Jiale: "Young man, that's all, I won't make any money today." He leaned in front of Chen Jiale, and said mysteriously, "I will give you an extra Ultraman as a gift, and you can buy it for only 9999." If you can buy three Ultramans, don’t you think you’re making crazy money?”

Chen Jiale: "It's because you're making crazy money!!! And can you stop talking to me, your blood is rushing to my face. Besides, their talismans are all yellow paper and cinnabar. Scratch paper, I still use a ballpoint pen. How can you tell me to believe you. "

Lu Renjia: "You think the ballpoint pen is not red enough? Tell me earlier." He reached out and touched his bleeding forehead, then wiped all the blood stains on the paper.Then he said to Chen Jiale confidently: "Now with my blessing, your Ultraman will be the strongest Ultraman in the whole game."

The corners of Chen Jiale's mouth twitched: "I have a question, Ultraman and exorcist don't go well at all."

Lu Renjia: "Who says not to fight, every time a monster comes out, I will ask you, did Ultraman come out to save the world and save mankind."

Chen Jiale nodded: "You are right, but..."

Lu Renjia interrupted what Chen Jiale wanted to say: "Then let me ask you again, has Ultraman ever lost again?"

Chen Jiale was brought in by Lu Renjia: "No."

Lu Renjia: "That's it. Doesn't this prove that Ultraman is the strongest exorcist in history? With this Ultraman, I will guarantee that you will not die. Trust me, I will keep it true. If you fake it, you will pay ten!" .Buy one get two free. If you don’t buy it, you will lose money.”

Chen Jiale was completely taken in: "...but I don't have any money with me right now."

Lu Renjia: "Have you brought your mobile phone?"

Chen Jiale: "I brought it, but there is no internet."

Lu Renjia: "It doesn't matter, I bring my own WiFi. You put your phone on my head and connect to my WiFi. Your Wei X is still Zhi X Bao. I also support Huabei installment payment."

Staring at Chen Jiale fans, he took out his mobile phone and followed Lu Renjia's instructions: "...let's pay Xbao."

They're doing some shady deals in the trash.A ghost with long fangs and eyes as big as copper bells walked over with a mace.As soon as they came over, they found that the park was very quiet. When they listened carefully, there was no sound of breathing.

A ghost holding a mace wondered: "No, it was shown that there were many humans in this park before I came here. Why did they suddenly disappear?"

Another ghost said: "Maybe it sensed that we were coming, so it ran away."

Just when these ghosts were about to move their positions, a female voice suddenly rang out, "Pay X Bao to the account, 9999 yuan."

When the ghosts heard this voice, they were taken aback for a moment, and then smiled with their fangs: "It seems that there are still fish that slipped through the net." They walked towards the trash can.

(End of this chapter)