Reborn as the apex of the crazy batch of blood clans

Director Liu said: "Our game is very simple, answering questions quickly. Four groups of pk, within the specified time, whoever answers more quickly will win. No. 1: All-you-can-eat. No. 2: Only 6 dishes can be selected. "

"Ah—" This is too much.

Director Liu continued: "No.3 can only choose one dish."

Everyone: "..."

Ceylon: "A billion or one?"

Director Liu: "One."

An Yu asked: "Where is the last one? No food?"

Director Liu smiled, "How could it be? How could our four humanized program groups make everyone hungry. It's just that the last one ate a little less. It was a bowl of clear water plain noodles."

Everyone: "..."

I saw so many delicious food before, and now I tell them that the last one can only eat a bowl of plain noodles, or two people can eat together, who the hell can bear it.

The crowd rolled up their sleeves arrogantly.

Ceylon clasped her fists, her body filled with a knight-errant aura: "Everyone, I won't be merciful later, so I apologize in advance—don't blame my sister."

Zheng Wei also clasped her fists together and said, "I will do my best, sisters, please forgive me."

A team needs to be neat and orderly, Bai Su clasped his fists and said, "Let the horses come over here!"

Su Li smiled and cupped his fists, "The three of you go up together."

Dong Hong pointed at Su Li with both fingers together, and said, "What an arrogant girl, wait a minute, we husband and wife will beat you to pieces later."

Yu Chimo put his arms around Su Li's shoulders, in a protective posture, and said domineeringly, "Who dares!"

[Tsk tsk tsk, a group of dramatists.But the acting skills of the teachers are very good, and there is an inner taste. 】

[Did I enter a martial arts drama by mistake? 】

[Hahaha, they are so fun. 】

The first question: Whoever can recite the most pi is the winner.

Everyone: "..."

Bian Cheng: "How long have we been out of school, pi test? Seriously?"

Ceylon: "If you want to say that Brother Dong and I have been away from school for the longest time, the two of us have suffered the most."

Donghong nodded, "Fortunately, I usually help children with their homework, so this won't trouble me."

Let me show you one.

Ceylon grabbed him and said shrewdly, "No, the people behind will just pick up ready-made ones."

Everyone didn't want to be the first to come, so Yu Chimo walked out: "Listen carefully."

Then everyone's mouths opened wider and wider, because Yu Chimo recited more than 100 digits of pi after the decimal point in one breath, and there was no intention of stopping.

[I'm going, I have to accept it. 】

[This president has something to offer. 】

[No wonder fairies can be so arrogant, one out of three favorability.There is a special pocket for this. 】

[I'm sure it wasn't an inside story for the investor's father by the program group. I don't really believe that someone who has been out of school for more than ten years can still recite pi. 】

[Probably not, otherwise it would be too obvious. 】

Yu Chimo recited more than 200 people in one breath, then stepped back and made a gesture of invitation, "You can start your performance."

Donghong immediately conceded defeat, "Awesome!"

Ceylon really dared to ask anything: "Let me ask a question, are you sure there is no inside story? Didn't you memorize it in advance?"

After Ceylon asked, everyone looked at Director Liu.

Director Liu smiled directly: "What are you thinking, I can be so obvious? And this is the itinerary we re-customized at our meeting last night."

Su Li smiled and said, "Do you mean that you are not convinced?"

Yu Chimo: "Welcome to fight."

Others admit defeat for the first question, and then move on to the second question.

Question [-]: How high is the highest mountain in the world? Whoever gives the most accurate answer after the decimal point will win.

A group of answer sheets, everyone holding the answer sheets with a blank face.

[Ceylon wrote all over his face: What the hell are these questions. 】

[Zheng Wei wrote all over her face: I want to cry... Food is insulated from me. 】

【Bai Su wrote all over his face: Who am I, where am I, and what am I doing? 】

【Su Li smiled: Hmph, this victory is better than mine. 】

[The CEO has already started writing. Is this man sure he doesn't have the ability to use money to let Director Liu pass him the answer? 】

[Others panicked and started to write answers, but the answer...]

The final winner was still Su Li's group.

Question [-]: What is the name of the deepest trench in the world?
Everyone: "..." Kill me, none of them will.

[Hahaha, they are very much like me in the exam, none of them know...]

[They have already started to play badly, they are all watching Yu Chimo write the answer. 】

【Hahaha, Ceylon wanted to see Yu Chimo's answer, but was hugged by the fairy. 】

【Bai Su also went to read the answer, but the CEO finished writing it and gave it to Director Liu directly. 】

This question, Yu Chimo's promise is still very accurate. ,
Ceylon quit, "No, I seriously suspect there is something inside."

Yu Chimo asked: "So what do you want?"

Ceylon suggested, "The diners of the restaurant are selected on the spot to ask questions, and everyone rushes to answer."

Director Liu looked at Yu Chimo, who raised his eyebrows, "Why are you looking at me? I'm the director?"

Director Liu thought it would be more interesting to do so, so he nodded in agreement.

Then they selected a diner on the spot, a child.

[What do you choose a kid to do? How much is 2+3? Does it depend on everyone's hand speed? 】

[I don't know what problem this kid will have. 】

【Looking forward to...】

The kid is not stage fright, but he smiled with two front teeth, very festive, and his words were a bit leaky, "Hello, sisters Giggle, the question of the nest is: why is the snail crawling so slowly?"

Everyone was blindfolded for a moment: "..."

What is the problem? !

Why is it not 2+3=?

going crazy...

Children's minds are really unpredictable.

Director Liu raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, there's no more inside story now, please answer quickly."

Everyone: "..."

Su Li said: "Because"

"Sister, please raise your hand and answer."

[Mom, what a good kid. 】

【That little milk voice is really nice. 】

[The little voice of the leaking milk is really good. 】

……

Su Li raised his hand, and after getting permission from the child, he began to answer, "The snail crawls slowly because it has no legs."

The child burst into laughter instantly, "The answer is correct, isn't it very simple?"

Others: "..." That's it?

Su Li asked Ceylon, "What are you thinking?"

Ceylon said helplessly: "He crawled slowly, why? I really don't understand the children's brain circuit."

Bai Su said: "I thought his brain circuit must be very novel, so I was the first to rule out this answer.

Zheng Wei: "I originally thought: the snail is so small, of course it crawls slowly. But I thought the answer was too common, so I thought again: the snail crawls slowly because it wants to see the scenery along the way. Or it has little strength. .”

The kid laughed and said, "You guys are so stupid. Look at the handicapped people begging outside. They climb very slowly because of their beautiful legs. The little snail was born with a handicap and has no legs, so it naturally crawls slowly. The little rabbit also had the nerve to race with the snail. It was really embarrassing to lose in the end.”

Everyone: "..."

【Hahaha, as expected of a child, the snail is born with a disability...】

【Emma, ​​I laughed so hard, this is the funniest story I've ever heard today.The little rabbit had the nerve to find a snail for a race, and finally lost to the snail who was born with a disability...]

[Others are speechless. 】

The Suli group won the next question again, and then the program group invited a tourist, this is for young tourists.

She asked a much more normal question, asking, "What's the name of the biggest fish in the world?"

Although this problem is normal, but...

Everyone still won't.

Ceylon looked up to the sky and sighed, "Can you come up with some simple questions?"

The little girl who proposed the question smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, the program team asked me to come up with a trickier question..."

Ceylon waved her hand: "It's okay, anyway, my heart is full of holes..."

Yu Chimo wrote the answer again.

Donghong said in disbelief: "Is this a coincidence? It must be a coincidence."

Bian Cheng nodded: "I also think it's a coincidence."

An Yu said sadly, "Compared to President Yuchi, I look like an idiot..."

The following question was posed by a retired physical education teacher, asking: "What is the name of my country's first Olympic champion?"

Everyone felt that this question seemed familiar, but they couldn't remember it.

"Ahhh, I feel so familiar, but I just can't remember." It seemed that Ceylon was going crazy.

Also maddened was Bai Su, "The chain is always lost at critical moments."

Zheng Wei patted her head: "Remember, think about it quickly."

The next second, Zheng Wei seemed to really think about it, picked up a pen and quickly wrote on the answer sheet.

At this time, Yu Chimo had already submitted the answer.

Only Xi Lan and Dong Hong failed to answer this question, but Bai Su's name was misspelled.

The following questions can basically only be answered by Yu Chimo, and occasionally they can answer some of them when they encounter a dead mouse.

In the end, Su Li and Yu Chimo were the No. 1 group, and the audience had all-you-can-eat.

No.2 is An Yu and Zheng Wei, you can choose six dishes.

No.3 Biancheng and Baisu, you can only choose one dish.

The last ones are Ceylon and Donghong, who only have a bowl of plain noodles.

Director Liu stood up as a serf and sang, and asked forcefully: "Now you don't suspect that the program crew has an inside story, do you?"

Everyone shook their heads, the way they looked at Yu Chimo was to look at Xueba.

An Yu said adoringly: "President Yuchi has been away from school for more than ten years, and he can still recite pi, which is really amazing."

Bian Cheng nodded, "Not only pi, but also all kinds of knowledge."

Donghong: "I'm really ashamed."

Yuchimo said: "Don't be ashamed, these are the basic knowledge reserves of our Yuchi family."

Ceylon: "It is rumored that all members of Yuchi's family have high IQ and high education, even if they are not able to become talents, they all graduated with a Ph.D. and have an IQ above 180. So it is true..."

[I no longer doubt that the program team has inside information. 】

[God of learning. 】

[Watch the show for 1 more minutes, and you will fall for one more point. This man is really a good friend. 】

[There are so many scientists, scholars, and doctors in Yuchi's family, I'm not joking. 】

Su Li smiled sweetly, "Everyone, I accept it."

"Ah," Ceylon sighed.

"Hey." Ceylon sighed again, "On the importance of having a knowledgeable husband."

Donghong: "Vegetarian noodles are also pretty good, we share a bowl, how romantic."

"Romance is useless," Ceylon rolled his eyes, "Is a bowl of noodles enough for two people?"

Not to mention there are so many delicious restaurants...

On the other side, Bai Su felt lingering fears, although there was only one dish, but the program group did not limit the portion, at least he could always pick it up.

Bai Su said, "I want to eat fried squid."

Bian Cheng tried his best to smile and said, "Isn't grilled fish delicious?"

Bai Su insisted, "I just want to eat fried squid, can't I?"

Bian Cheng frowned and said, "You know that I don't like squid, but you eat fried squid? You don't like it, what kind of fried squid do you eat?"

Bai Su laughed, with a sad meaning: "Who said I don't like squid anymore? I like it very much, okay? I have liked it since I was a child. It's just because you don't like it, so I never ordered squid when you were around." , and you never asked me if I wanted to eat, or if I wanted to eat, and every time I saw it, I showed a disgusted expression."

The border town passed directly: "..."

[Scumbag, proper scumbag. 】

[The men who keep their wives accommodating are all scumbags. 】

[Scumbags don't know what their wife likes. 】

[I feel that Bai Su is quite pitiful. After the show started, Biancheng never took care of her feelings, but Bai Su needed to worry about various things.She was the one who packed the luggage, and she was the one who planned to bring all kinds of medicines and daily necessities. The suitcase couldn't fit, and Biancheng was still complaining. Anyway, I have a bad impression of this man...]

[So sisters, keep your eyes open and take a good look. In the future, don't step on the trap, don't look for this kind of man, selfish. 】

[That is, look at the big boss next door, packing his luggage patiently and carefully, caring and pampering in the show, as long as he has a penny, he will never let his wife suffer or suffer. 】

After watching the comment section of the main broadcast room, Biancheng's manager almost scolded Biancheng, and asked Bai Su's manager angrily, "What do you mean? Didn't we agree? Try to control your emotions on the show and try to save Biancheng. reputation."

Manager Bai Su glanced at him, "I knew this before, so why bother?"

"What do you mean?"

"If you have time, why don't you teach your artists how to love their wives? Our Susu family is big enough. She can still agree to accompany her to participate in the show when Biancheng is messing around outside, but what about your Biancheng?" the manager was dissatisfied. Sneered, "Do you think Susu should do all this? I'm not grateful at all. I suggest you let Biancheng learn from the president next door. Learn how to be a good man."

The agent in the border city was beaten by Bai Su's agent, and he stood there speechless and angry.

Bai Su's manager didn't care about him, took out his mobile phone and logged into the trumpet account, and made a speech in the comment area: [Such a scumbag doesn't deserve to have Susu. 】

Here, Bai Su and Bian Cheng quarreled over what to eat, which earned a lot of traffic for the program group, and a lot of topics about husband and wife were derived.

This topic is very down-to-earth, leading to rising popularity. More and more people criticize the border towns on the Internet, and more and more people feel sorry for Bai Su. There are not a few people who name Yuchimo Suli and Xilan Donghong.

Even An Yu's fans joined in and left a message so that An Yu must learn from it and don't look crooked.