Need for a Guard

"What happened?" Shi Yue only felt comfortable after being baptized by ice and fire, but he didn't know why Doris was so excited.

"You still don't know what has become?"

Doris stood on the bed, jumping excitedly: "You should have a Tai Chi point in your body. This is the essence of the breath, it is also the introduction of the breath, and it is also a Tai Chi vortex. This introduction is like a small tree. He will absorb nutrients, absorb breath, and gradually grow into a towering tree, haha, you will develop in the future, don't forget me."

"absorb nutrient?"

Shi Yue didn't quite understand what Dai Lisi said, and he didn't act as excited as Dai Lisi. He asked in puzzlement, "How can I make the Tai Chi whirlpool absorb nutrients? Does this whirlpool eat? Does it drink water? And... it can't drink drink wine?"[

"You bastard, you are sincerely looking for faults!"

Dai Lisi got Shi Yue off the bed, pinched her soft waist, and said angrily: "Tai Chi whirlpool neither eats nor drinks, it eats qi and absorbs qi!"

"Where does Qi come from?" Shi Yue still didn't understand.

Doris blushed, and snorted, "Of course the qi was stolen."

"Where did you steal it from?" Shi Yue asked.

"Of course it was stolen from a woman." Doris blushed even more.

"Then how do you steal it?" Shi Yue didn't give up.

"How to steal it?" Doris suddenly blushed like a peach, and said coquettishly: "Why do you ask so much? You will naturally know how to steal it in the future. Anyway, remember, you can only steal once from each woman, and it will be useless the second time." .”

"Why is the girl so fierce?"

Shi Yue didn't take this very seriously: Shi San sat upright and would never steal a woman's heart or body except for anything else.

Doris snorted: "I'm so excited, you made a lot of money, but you look aggrieved, how can I not be angry?"

Shi Yue said with a sneer: "Girl, don't be angry. In fact, what I care about most is my third leg. What I want to know is whether this leg is healed."

Doris shook her finger: "All the techniques in the room have been completed, and your problem of not doing it will be cured, so do you still need to ask?"

"Haha, I'm alright? Is it really alright?"

Shi Yue understood what he said, and walked around the room like a fool, with a smirk on his face: "Hey, I'm fine, I'm not an eunuch anymore, haha... Auntie, you wait for me, Wait for me, I'll go and put out the fire for you, and satisfy your rippling heart."

After speaking, he ran outside.

"you come back!"

Dai Lisi's tender body flew to the door, blocked Shi Yue's way, hugged her chest, sneered, and hummed: "Auntie, Auntie, you know that Auntie, I cured your hidden disease, and gave it to you You have such a great advantage, why don't you just thank me and just slip away? You... Are you still a man? "

Only then did Shi Yue wake up from the excitement, looking at Doris's charming and bright face, he felt ashamed to death Shi San, Shi San, why did you heal your scar and forget the pain?Doris treats you so well, why do you forget about her? Do you have a conscience? [

"Girl, I was too excited for a moment, I don't know anything, girl, don't blame me!"

Shi Yue sat down on the chair again and said, "Dear Doris, tell me, how do you want me to thank you? Do you want me to repay the girl with my body? I am sincerely willing."

"Bah, don't talk nonsense, who cares about you, a stinky man? Didn't you take advantage of it?" Doris was very happy when she saw that the stone would not leave, she took out a jar of wine she had treasured, and said, "I don't need you." How can you thank me, as long as you accompany me to drink this altar of wine!"

Shi Yue said with a smile: "Although I don't know how to drink, I still give up my life to accompany the girl. Today, I decided to dedicate myself. If I don't get drunk, I will feel sorry for the girl."

"Okay, that's what you said!"

Doris opened the wine seal, the aroma of the wine was overflowing, she didn't need a cup, she took a big sip from the jar, handed it to Shi Yue, and said provocatively: "You must not drink less than me."

"How is it possible?" Shi Yue took the spy, and Doris didn't let go, pointing to the bright red lip marks on the jar, "Can I drink here?"

"Okay!" Shi Yue 'kissed' the red mark, raised his head and took two sips.

"What's the taste?" Dai Lisi smiled sweetly, like a pear blossom in the first bloom, charming the soul.

Shi Yue tried his best to say: "Fragrant!"

"What kind of fragrance?" Doris blinked her big eyes, resting her cheeks in her hands.

Shi Yue said: "Lips are more fragrant than wine."

"Damn it!" Doris was overjoyed and urged, "Since it's so fragrant, why don't you take a few sips..."

The two took turns drinking wine, and Doris became drunk after a while, her face was flushed like fire, her eyes were blurred, and she was full of laziness, making her look more and more charming.

The wine was a little strange, and Shi Yue's mind was also a little confused. He frowned and said, "Chun Buddha belongs to the school of Buddhism. Why does the room technique that the girl gave me form a Tai Chi whirlpool? You know, Tai Chi is not What does the essence of Taoism have to do with Buddhism?"

"Hmph, I didn't expect you to really see the clue, you're not drunk yet!"

Doris took a sip of the wine, her eyes darkened, and she said resentfully: "I said a long time ago that this Buddha is not that Buddha, and this Buddha can kill people!"

Shi Yue frowned: "According to what you mean, the art in the room was not created by Buddhism, but plundered from other religions?"

Doris snapped her fingers lazily, "That's right, your comprehension is too high, and you will be fined three sips of wine."

"What kind of reason is this for drinking?" Shi Yue shook his head: "You are unreasonable."

"Haha, don't you know that reasoning with a woman is the stupidest thing? Let alone a drunk woman?" Doris brought the wine jar over, blushing like drunk, and said softly: "Good brother, it's Dai Li Si will reward you with three mouthfuls, okay? Okay?" The voice was so soft that it could kill a person.

Good brother?Why don't you say hello to your husband?As long as you dare to yell, I'll drink the whole jar of wine, and I'll be as drunk as ever. [

Shi Yue just dared to think about it, drank three sips of wine, and asked again: "Who is the one who robbed the art in the room?"

Doris said, "I'll tell you if you're taking three sips!"

After taking three sips, Shi Yue felt dizzy, and asked, "Miss, can I talk?"

Doris mysteriously blew into Shi Yue's ear: "Tell you, actually I don't know, and I won't tell you..."

Oops, I was tricked again!

Shi Yue was so depressed, he saw Dai Lisi pointing to the bright moon outside, and said drunkenly: "Just brother, you are writing me a poem, as long as you do well, I will drink three sips, okay?"

"You mean what you say?" Shi Yue asked.

"What the little girl says is true!" Da Lisi patted her bulging and plump chest, and promised freely, "If you don't do well, you will punish yourself with three cups!"

"it is good!"

Shi Yue looked at the silver ash spilled in front of the bed, and plagiarized: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground, raise your head to look at the bright moon, and lower your head to think about your hometown!"

Doris was stunned, her charming eyes were watery, making her more attractive.

"Haha, Doris, is my poem okay? You lose, hurry up and drink." Shi Yue took the wine jar and went to Doris.

"Woooo..."

Doris burst into tears, sent the wine jar to Shi Yue's arms, choked up and said, "You're bad, you made me homesick, you made me cry, you're bad, you're going to drink as a fine Fine wine..."

Shi Yue hugged the wine jar, pitifully, and wanted to cry too.

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No, woo woo... Luna is about to cry, he can't sit still, he can't open his eyes, the third watch in the morning and the third watch in the afternoon.