Need for a Guard

Xiaoyu was pinched by the moon god, her nose was sore, but she couldn't escape, so she nodded obediently, "Uncle, Xiaoyu, I'll listen to you, next time that ugly thing comes in, I'll stab it to death with a pair of scissors." .”

"Hehe, it's not too bad, Xiao Yu'er, be good!" Luna let go, puffed out her plump breasts, and glanced at Shi Yue, her eyes full of complacency.

Shi Yue's face was full of black lines, and he thought to himself: Sister Yueshen is very lenient, and I didn't use that ugly thing to push you, why are you angry?

Besides, Xiao Yu'er obeys me, if I want to stand up to her, I will definitely be able to stand up to her, no one who provokes dissension is useless!

Otherwise, when my aunt put pressure on her, she would have been picky, and she was still waiting for Sister Luna to beat the mandarin ducks? [

Shi Yue didn't care about Yueshen's threats to Xiao Yu'er at all, he just held his crotch and said in an embarrassing way: "Sister Yueshen, you despise this dirty place and cut this thing off, how can my little brother serve you?"

"Is there a way?"

The moon god's eyes were shining with evil light, and she blew on Shi Yue's ear, whispering delicately, "Don't you have a mouth?"

Your sister, sister Luna is too evil.

Shi Yue was stunned by Luna's bold provocation, but he was not intimidated, biting Luna's earlobe again, and blowing with a smirk: "My sister's lips are so fragrant, it's not too bad to serve my little brother instead."

"You have the guts!" Luna's jade face was flushed, her arms were raised, and her light white hands swished over.

Shi Yuezao was prepared, jumped away quickly, and laughed loudly, "Forget it! Forget it! My sister is willing, and I don't force it. I don't promise it with my body. It's all over, right?"

Moon God was not forgiving, and chased after Shi Yue to repair him, but couldn't catch his shadow, his face was flushed with anger, charming like a ripe peach, his eyes were charming and resentful, he ruthlessly gouged out Shi Yue with a hippie smile, and slammed , suddenly laughed happily again, and spat: "You think it's beautiful, and you still want to enjoy my red lips? Hmph... My sister might as well tell you that beautiful things can happen, but it depends on what you do."

As soon as Shi Yue heard something interesting, he looked back at the moon god's delicate and charming lips, and said excitedly: "Then what should we do? Go up the mountain of swords, go down into the sea of ​​fire?"

Moon God snorted, "What's so difficult about going up the mountain of knives and going down into the sea of ​​fire? At most, it's all about blood and courage. What you have to do is a hundred times more difficult than going up the mountain of knives and down into the sea of ​​fire."

"No way?"

With a bitter face, Shi Yue asked: "Sister, tell me what is going on, so I can be mentally prepared. If I really can't do it, then I have no choice but to give up."

"No prospect!" Moon God said angrily, "I don't know how many people want to catch up with my sister. If you don't go through many dangers, will you be cherished?"

Shi Yue laughed and said, "I'm joking with my sister! Haha... Tell my sister the truth, even if you go to the nine heavens to catch the moon, and go to the five oceans to catch turtles, the little brother will not frown, otherwise, the thing in the crotch will be left to the sister." minus."

Luna glanced at Xiaojiu, "This looks a bit manly, my sister likes it."

Shi Yue began to play tricks again, "Then sister, tell me what to do? I can fly the stupid bird first."

Moon God said angrily: "You will know when the time comes, but... this day will happen soon, don't worry, just remember to wash your crotch, don't be polluted by jn people, my sister thinks it's dirty. "

faint!

Luna, a prodigal girl, as long as she finds an opportunity, she will never forget to ridicule Dugu Extinction. [

Shi Yue didn't dare to talk nonsense, he just agreed with a smirk, "Sister, from today onwards, I'll pinch ten times a day, is that okay?"

"Ten times?"

Li Xianyu kept his ears pricked up, listening to the sex jokes that Luna and Shi Yue were worried about, but it was really shocking to slap ten times on the crotch, and he didn't care about the blushing and shy interface, Qiqi Ai said: "That... that's not swollen Is it? Just take a shower...just take a shower!"

Moon God nodded Xiao Yu'er's forehead and hummed proudly: "Ten times, ten times, why? Are you distressed?"

Xiao Yu'er hurriedly said: "No, whatever Master Uncle says is fine, just do it ten times ten times! It will be done a hundred times."

Shi Yue laughed and said: "I have to wash it ten times by myself, if Xiao Yu'er is willing to wash it for me, one stool is enough."

"Bah, I don't want to, you're playing tricks on me again."

Xiao Yu'er spat, and worried that Shi Yue would really wash it ten times foolishly, ruining the thing, and said with a distressed voice, like a mosquito, "I'd better wash it once."

When Shi Yue and Yue Shen heard the words, they laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear.

Only Xiao Yu'er was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in, only then did he realize that he was foolishly molested by Luna and Shi Yue.

Dugu Juejue squatted there, covering his face, weeping in a low voice, turned his head to look at the corpse of Buddha Zong, thinking that Dugu and Gu's family was killed by this person, and ended up in the miserable situation of being exterminated, hatred welled up in his heart Come, take the military thorn, poke at Fozong's body, and roar: "Kill you! Kill you! Kill you..."

She didn't know how many times she stabbed until Fozong's body was turned into a hornet's nest. Then the general threw down the thorn, faced west, knelt down, and mournfully said: "Father, mother, my daughter avenged you, my daughter!" I have revenge for you, Tai Qi is dead, Buddha Sect is dead, and there are still remaining culprits, my daughter will definitely kill him, father and mother, just watch, my daughter has gone through all kinds of hardships, and she will also avenge you... ..."

Shi Yue saw it in his eyes and thought: What kind of life experience does my aunt have?Why are there so many enemies?Still so powerful?

Luna felt sad in her heart, but she raised her red lips, and said disdainfully: "Where is the daughter's revenge? It is clear that the husband has put in a lot of effort, hehe... the jn's body is really not for nothing."

Parallel husband?

Shi Yuezhen was so angry that he almost tilted his mouth, and snorted at Moon God, "Sister Moon God, I want to be your parallel husband, let you be my parallel head..."

"Oh, you're tall, little brother, you're courting death!"

Moon God rushed towards Shi Yue's face again, Shi Yue dodged and fled around Xiao Yu'er.

Xiao Yu'er has learned to be smart this time, she won't shut up when the couple are arguing, otherwise...it must be herself who makes the joke in the end.

Shi Yue and Yueshen were fighting, and saw many men and women pouring out of the Tongtian Tower, there were hundreds of them. When they ran to the front, they found that they were dressed in rags and looked haggard. Needless to say, one could guess that they were Yandangmen disciples imprisoned on the eleventh floor of Tongtian Tower.

Thief Eyebrow and Mouse Eye gestured to everyone, hundreds of people nodded repeatedly, and all knelt down and kowtowed to Shi Yue and Moon God, saying in unison: "Thank you benefactor for saving your life!"

Luna giggled coquettishly: "I'm the Nine Heavens Witch, and I can only kill people. I didn't expect to become a benefactor this time? Hehe... It's the first time for a big girl to sit in a sedan chair!" [