Need for a Guard

Shi Yue didn't take it seriously, but still raised his head and smiled: "The little girl is not only in love with me, but also jealous, small-minded, vicious, likes to stab people's buttocks, very powerful, to tell you the truth, my lord's ass is even bigger than me." Got stabbed by a little maid."

"I said Furong, if you were to be my maid, my little maid would definitely be jealous of you and torture you when she sees that you are beautiful and you are still wandering around me delicately."

"How did 7c torture me?" Fu Rong's voice was a little cold.

Shi Yue threatened with a smirk: "First put your little feet in boiling hot water to bald, then put them in the ice cellar to freeze into popsicles, then take off your pants, and stick needles in your buttocks, all in one go. Prick dozens of them, your little ass will be full of needles, haha...are you afraid..."

Shi Yue was laughing proudly when he suddenly saw Fu Rong's almond eyes wide open, her plump chest following the rapid breathing and the rolling waves, she stretched out her small hand, grabbed Shi Yue's ear like lightning, and said angrily: "Bad guy, how dare you make up random arrangements?" I?"

bad guy?

She actually called me a bad person?

Shi San, I am now the majestic guard in black, who dares to call me that?It's just that this title is so familiar, it seems... It seems that only that little girl, You Lan, dares to call me that!

"You... who are you? How dare you call me that?"

"Bad guy, who do you think I am?" Hearing the ice-cold voice, Shi Yue's heart skipped a beat, secretly feeling bad!Following the lotus-like arms of the lotus root, he raised his head and took a look.

Fu Rong sneered, lowered her head, stroked her arms lightly, then raised her head, revealing a pretty and charming face.

There was a flash in Shi Yue's mind, a little dazed, and a bright little star shone in front of his eyes...

your sister!No wonder Fu Rong looked familiar all the time, so she was actually... actually dressed as You Lan!

This little girl is really harmful.

Shi Yue still remembered what he was bragging about just now, he just wanted to run away, but his ear was caught by Youlan's little hand, he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.

In desperation, she pretended to be an awesome smiling face: "Hey! Youlan, I knew you were pretending, master, and I was just joking with you! Hehe... Your disguise technique is so wonderful, I almost killed you. The master has lied to..."

"Bah...you don't have to smile with me!"

You Lan's pink face was flushed from holding back, and she tore at Shi Yue's ears with her small hands, and said angrily: "Bad guys, hooligans, big faces don't hurt! Destroy my reputation everywhere!"

"Tell me clearly, who is in love with you? Who let you hug every day? Who is jealous? Who is narrow-minded? You don't understand, I'm not done with you today." Shi Yue screamed as soon as his little hand exerted force With a sound.

"You Lan, take it easy! I'm... I'm just bragging and teasing you. How can you argue with the master? Besides, I'm not only taking advantage of you, I'm also complimenting you on your beauty. A celestial being with skin like snow, the most beautiful woman in the world..."

Shi Yue regretted it very much!Why didn't I think of this relationship?Now that You Lan grabbed her ears, it was too late to say anything.

You Lan was very happy when Shi Yue praised her for being beautiful, but she was still puzzled, swung her arms wildly, and muttered: "I don't care, you villain, why do you say I like you? Didn't you say I'm not beautiful before? Why are you praising me for being beautiful again now? Tell me, are you lying? Which sentence is true and which sentence is false? You can explain to me more clearly..."

"Oh! It hurts...don't twist it! Of course you are the most beautiful..." Shi Yue groaned in his heart.

You Lan pouted her small lips, her bright cheeks turned a layer of blush due to anger, and she was even more captivating in her eyes. Although Shi Yue said some good things, she still refused to let Shi Yue go.

The little hand reached out to his bosom, and he was already holding a three-inch long, shining steel needle in his hand. Under the afterglow of the setting sun, it emitted a ghostly light.

oops……

Xiao Nier is getting excited and wants to give me an injection again!

Shi Yue was so frightened that he was about to fight back, but saw San Mao jumping down from the room, looking at You Lan's face, he said in surprise: "Sister, you have pimples on your face... so scary."

what?

Acne again?

You Lan didn't care to get angry anymore, she hurriedly let go of Shi Yue, and took out a small mirror to check.

Taking advantage of this gap, Sanmao took Shi Yue's arm, fled like two rabbits, ran into the house like flying, and bolted the door with his backhand.

The two leaned against the door, panting heavily, glanced at each other, and laughed loudly.

Shi Yue stroked San Mao's little head, and said with satisfaction: "Good brother-in-law, you are more cunning than the master, you really belong to me."

Sanmao made a bitter face, and sighed: "My cheap brother-in-law, this is called a long-term illness. I am used to being bullied by my sister. She either pulls my ears or pricks my butt. Hmm... deal with her, sum up He has come up with a set of magical methods. Hehe...cheap brother-in-law, do you want to listen? Give me 1000 taels of silver, and I will teach you the supreme secret method, teaching and learning, tried and tested..."

"Brother-in-law, 1000 taels is too expensive, how about 500 taels?"

"For the sake of you being my cheap brother-in-law, 600 taels is the lowest."

"Good! Deal..."

bang bang bang...

The two were bargaining, when they heard the sound of kicking the door, You Lan yelled, "What brother-in-law and brother-in-law, you dare to talk nonsense and stab your ass..."

Hearing Youlan kicking the door vigorously, Shi Yue felt that the door could not bear Youlan's abuse at all, pulled Sanmao and dodged, and saw Youlan rushing in like a gust of wind.

Holding a sharp needle, he stabbed at Shiyue.

Shi Yue smoothly pulled Sanmao over, turned his face away, and stood in front of him.

Puff puff……

A sharp needle stuck in Sanmao's buttocks.

Shi Yue begged for mercy: "Good Youlan, your butt is also pierced, should you calm down?"

Sanmao clutched his buttocks and cried out in pain: "Sister, you pierced my buttocks, you are unreasonable! Brother-in-law, I saved you, but you killed me! Oh...it hurts... ..."

You Lan coquettishly said: "Go away, who told you to wear a pair of pants with this villain? You deserve it!" Her little face was flushed, and she said to Shi Yue: "Come here quickly, let me pierce your butt, otherwise, I'm not done with you!"

"You Lan, do you really want to stab the master's ass?" Shi Yue rolled his eyes, and already had an idea.

"Nonsense, you villain, if I don't prick you, I'll be in a panic!" You Lan squeezed out a handful of stitches from her sleeve again, shaking them arrogantly.

"That's good! Stop chasing, the master will obediently let you pierce!" Shi Yue walked up to You Lan obediently, with a weird smile on his face.

Is this villain stupid?Actually let me prick my ass?

You Lan held the sharp needle, her bright little face was filled with puzzlement, Shi Yue walked up to him in a daze, turned his back, pouted his buttocks, suddenly, Shi Yue pulled his hand on the belt.

The loose pants fell down quickly, and the white butt was about to be exposed in front of You Lan.

"Oh! Bad guy, you're playing a hooligan!" You Lan didn't care about getting the needle, covered her red face, twisted her waist, and ran out like a rabbit in shame and anger.

Sanmao didn't care about crying, staring blankly at Shi Yue who was pulling his trousers and trying to lose his posture, and asked curiously: "Brother-in-law cheap, what kind of trick is this? It's even stronger than mine."

Shi Yue clenched his trousers tightly, looked proudly at You Lan's delicate and pretty back as she fled in a hurry, pursed her lips, shook her head, "Thirty-six plans are against customers!"

Sanmao stretched out his thumb and exclaimed, "Tall! It's really tall!"