Need for a Guard

"Brother Shi is the one who knows me!"

Kong Liren smiled embarrassingly, "I used to think that I was rich and powerful, and thought that as long as a lot of money was thrown out, any kind of woman could be thrown on the bed. Moreover, this trick was tried many times and rarely failed. Until later, our Jiangnan Four The sons of the big merchants, Meng Jiao, Han Fang, Xun Hua, and myself, went to Haizhou to have fun. Whoever is more innocent is to see who can beat Su Xiaoxiao with money, but unexpectedly What's more, we have finally hit a snag in front of Su Xiaoxiao."

Shi Yue said with a smile: "That scene must be fun, please talk about it."

"It's nothing funny, it's embarrassing to say it."

Kong Liren said: "The four of us are all waiting in the living room. The Korean side prepared 5 taels of silver bills. When they entered, they threw out the silver bills and threatened to take off Su Xiaoxiao's clothes, but unexpectedly, Su Xiaoxiao scolded him and drove him away." When he came out, Meng Jiao thought it was because he didn't have enough money, so he went in and threw out 10 taels of silver bills, which was beaten out by Su's little maid wielding a feather duster; Ten thousand taels of silver bills, kneeling down and begging Su Xiaoxiao to be his concubine, guess what? Su Xiaoxiao actually tore up the silver bills to pieces, did it herself, chased and beat Xun Hua, and ran out all the way. In the end, only I am alone, and asked me directly: How much silver is Confucius going to use to knock me down?"

puff!

Shi Yue really didn't expect that Su Xiaoxiao looked weak and pitiful, but she was a woman who was soft on the outside and strong on the inside. He asked with interest: "How much money did Brother Kong pay? 50 taels? A lot of money?"

"Haha! Brother Shi, do you think I'm stupid? I can see that the more money I give out, the harder I get beaten. If I really dare to give out 50 taels of silver, I won't be caught by Su Xiaoxiao's servant girl." Face?"

When Kong Liren said this, he was a little scared, but also a little proud. His small eyes were shining with a faint light, and he said slowly: "So, I had an idea, and immediately responded to Su Xiaoxiao with righteous words: "Where is the little girl thinking? Yinzi is stupid." Bai, how can I be worthy of the beauty and tenderness of the little girl, I have come here specially to discuss poetry and prose with the little girl, if the little girl is inconvenient, I will leave now."

"After I finished saying this, I turned around and wanted to run away. The 36 plan is the best way to go. However, Su Xiaoxiao stopped me, and I was so frightened that my hairs stood on end. Was Su Xiaoxiao exposed? Haha, Brother Shi, guess what Su Xiaoxiao is going to do?"

Shi Yue snorted, "What else can I do? Of course I'll raise the rolling pin to give you a meal."

Kong Liren laughed loudly, and proudly said: "Brother Shi was surprised by this, Su Xiaoxiao smiled softly at me, and said: Since the young master is here to discuss poetry and prose, Xiaoxiao welcomes you very much, please stay a while, Xiaoxiao will go up for you." Tea, it’s not too late to discuss it slowly, how about it? I didn’t spend any money, and I actually became Su Xiaoxiao’s guest. Haha, Meng Jiao, Xun Hua, and Han Fang were all envious, saying that I had shit luck Woolen cloth."

Shi Yue said: "And then? Did you get it?"

"Then...then I was in a tragedy." Kong Liren looked lonely.

"Being a small guest, how could it be a tragedy?" Shi Yue was puzzled.

"Hey, it's not empty in the stomach, so I don't know what to ask?"

Kong Liren said in embarrassment: "Su Xiaoxiao is really knowledgeable. Although she is a girl, I am afraid that she is more powerful than those juzi. I thought I was a learned man among dudes, and I could handle it for a while, but I didn't expect it to take half an hour. , I don’t have the face to do it any more, and get out like a dog, tell me, isn’t that embarrassing enough? But ah, I’m just going to tell Brother Shi about this, if you leave this door, kill me It’s all not recognized.”

"So, Su Xiaoxiao is a talented girl with principles?"

Shi Yue shook his head in puzzlement, "But why did such a talented and beautiful woman come all the way to the capital to commit herself to Tian Fen?"

"Brother Shi, this is your fault."

Kong Liren said: "Tian Fen is powerful and powerful, and he is very attractive to women. Is it possible that all the beauties in the world will throw themselves into Brother Shi's arms, can Brother Shi be satisfied?"

"Haha...that's what I thought."

Shi Yue smiled unashamedly, shook his head and said: "This girl is acting strangely, she's a bit interesting, no, I'm in the ring with Tian Fen now, I definitely can't make him happy, I want to make him lose face, lose his wife, and even lose money. "

Kong Liren shuddered and gave a thumbs up, "Brother Shi, what a villain!"

Shi Yue laughed: "Okay, time is up, now, brother Kong and me, a real villain, go to the door to welcome guests? I think the Lords are coming soon."

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Liu Baohe, a thousand households of guards in black, was riding a tall horse, looking at the two invitations in his hands, his brows were deeply frowned, feeling extremely helpless.

This matter is related to his future destiny and has to be carefully considered.

When I walked to the intersection of Caihua Street, I saw more than 30 black-clothed guards there, and it turned out to be the remaining six black-clothed guards Qianhu, [-] black-clothed deputy Qianhu, and those famous hundreds of households. , Vice Baihu——Looking at their slumped heads and dull eyes, one can tell that they, like themselves, have fallen into unprecedented confusion.

Liu Baohe smiled helplessly, got off his horse, and walked over to say hello, "Brothers, you are here so early, why don't you go to the banquet, what are you doing standing at the intersection? Enjoying the moon view?"

"What time is it, you Liu Baohe are still joking."

Those Qianhu, deputy Qianhu, Baihu and others reluctantly greeted Liu Baohe, and then continued to whisper listlessly.

"Master Qianhu."

Liu Baohe's two deputy Qianhu rushed over, frowned and sighed at Liu Baohe, "My lord, what should we do now? The matter is very important, you need to make up your mind."

"I have a fart idea!"

Liu Baohe stared and cursed, then joined the group of six thousand households and listened to their discussion of the situation.

"Wang Qianhu, have you guys come up with a reason?" Liu Baihe asked.

"There's no reason for that." Qianhu Wang Hongce said with a bitter face, "Deputy Commander Tian is very powerful and even appointed as a Marquis. How can we provoke him?"

Liu Baohe said: "Since Wang Qianhu thinks that Deputy Commander Tian is more powerful, why are you still frowning? Just go straight to Fuguiju to drink."

"It's not that simple."

Wang Hongce said again: "Although Shi Qianhu is now a thousand households, it is by no means a thing in the pool, and there is a backer behind him, and he has recently made a contribution to protect him. The future is limitless, hang out with Shi Qianhu, or It's better, and Shi Qianhu is relatively more affectionate."

Liu Baohe laughed again: "Then Wang Qianhu will go to Zuixiang Tower for the banquet."

Wang Hongce glared: "Liu Baohe, do you admit that you're kidding me? When is this, you haven't laughed heartlessly, and the brothers under you are all living with us, what a fart you are laughing."

The other five guards in black, Qianhu, also pointed at Liu Baohe's nose and shouted angrily.

Liu Baohe chuckled, "Don't worry, brothers, I have an idea."

When those Qianhu and deputy Qianhu heard this, they couldn't help but widen their eyes excitedly, and stopped angrily, and said with a giggle: "Brother Liu, what can I do, tell me quickly, brothers are dying of anxiety."