Need for a Guard

Chapter 145 Killing People Like Picking Up Girls

Sun Meng shouted loudly, with ferocious veins blooming on his stern face, and he stared straight at Shi Yue, which shocked the school captains who were fighting like children.

They stopped their hands one by one, staring at Shi Yue and Sun Meng.

Shi Yue looked at Sun Meng's frowning eyebrows with a smile, and wanted to show off, but he was too lazy to move. Besides, it's not a good leader to bully his subordinates for nothing.

He waved his hand lightly, and said with a smile, "I'm not feeling well today, so I'm still exempt from the general flag."

Sun Meng smiled jokingly, and chased after him relentlessly: "Master Zongqi is not feeling well? This is not the glorious tradition of the black guards! The brothers are practicing in full swing, and they need to be guided by an adult, my lord. How can you hide your clumsiness?"

Seeing Shi Yue smiling and not moving, Sun Meng waved his hand again, threw the mother-child knife aside, and said mockingly: "Otherwise, I will use my bare hands and adults use a knife. Let's practice it and show it to the brothers?"

The black-clothed guards didn't expect Sun Meng to be so "ferocious", and their sixty black-clothed guards didn't have the chance to see Shi Yue's skills, and subconsciously thought that Shi Yue was just an embroidered pillow who came through the back door.

Otherwise, at such a young age, how can he become the general banner at such a young age, who looks five or six years younger than Sun Meng, Fu Qiang and others?

Shi Yue looked at the eager eyes of the school captains, knowing that if he didn't 'show his eyes', he wouldn't be able to convince them, so he said with a smile: "Alright, although I'm not feeling well, I'm reluctant to demonstrate because of Sun Qizhu's kind invitation. one time."

Walking off the field, stretching his arms, he smiled and said: "Come on, help me get a human-shaped straw target."

Sun Meng was stunned for a moment, pointed at Shi Yue's nose, and laughed loudly: "Use a target? What? Won't your lord fight me directly?" The black-clothed guards also felt that Shi Yue was too timid, and they all showed contempt smile.

What flag?Courage is nothing more than that!

Shi Yue said solemnly: "A straw target is fine, I'm afraid of hurting Banner Master Sun."

All the black-clothed guards burst out laughing: This Chief Banner Master is really interesting!He didn't dare to practice with Sun Meng, but he said it so righteously and awe-inspiringly, as if it was too arrogant.

The sixty black-clothed guards rolled their eyes at Shi Yue, thinking at the same time: Master Zongqi, if you don't brag, you can die?

Shi Yue ignored the contempt and sarcasm of the captains, and when the grass target was brought, he walked over lazily, casually picked up a branch from the ground, pointed at the grass target, and said solemnly: "Say something that hits people's hearts!" In other words, you did a poor rehearsal just now, and Ben Zongqi is very sad, hey...forget it! You have to put your heart into the rehearsal."

There was another burst of ridicule from the crowd, and there was a faint voice of ridicule: I know how to speak big words, so I'm not afraid to flash my tongue...

Shi Yue ignored it, took the twig in his hand, lightly tapped the arm of the grass target, and pointed out: "Attack the enemy, don't just fight hard, brains are far more important than brute force!"

"Using the strength of breastfeeding to seriously injure his skin and flesh is not as effective as attacking his joints and tendons with cleverness. The so-called six points of mind, three points of ingenuity, and one point of strength refer to this..."

The black-clothed guards were sneering at Shi Yue in a mess, but when they heard Shi Yue's straightforward and clear analysis, their minds flashed, and they couldn't help but feel that the truth was profound, and it was definitely not just nonsense. with.

Listening to Shi Yue's precise analysis, Sun Meng and Fu Qiang couldn't help looking at each other when they were surprised.

Shi Yue looked at the bewildered eyes of the school captains, felt a little complacent in his heart, and said with a wicked smile: "Let me give you an inappropriate example! You can treat the enemy and this straw target as an extremely beautiful woman."

"You want to forcibly conquer this woman, but she resists, she refuses, and she is very aggressive. So what is the most effective way to deal with her? Touching the thigh, kissing the mouth, or directly hitting Huanglong, which one is more practical?"

All the school captains burst into loud laughter, and replied in unison: "Go straight to Huanglong!"

A bunch of goblins are so knowledgeable, I don't hesitate to say you!

Shi Yue cast a disdainful look at them, and said: "This is cleverness, and there is another key point, which is to catch them unawares and catch them unawares!"

"Let the enemy not guess where you are attacking. You see, although I am pointing at the target's arm, in fact, what I want to attack is his heart..."

"It's easy to explain if you are a woman. Although you want to go straight to Huanglong and attack her most sensitive place, if she finds out, let her protect it carefully. So, you pretend to touch her chest and let her Protect the chest, and then take the opportunity to go straight to Huanglong..."

The black-clothed guards were in high spirits when they heard it. They really didn't expect that practicing martial arts could also be connected with playing with a woman.

Sun Meng listened to Shi Yue's astonishing words, fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, he patted Fu Qiang's back, and said nonuo: "Old Fu! Old Fu, listen to me..."

"Oh! What did you say? I'm so excited to hear it! I'll talk about it later." Fu Qiang ignored Sun Meng, frowned and opened his ears, and listened carefully to Shi Yue's beautiful comparison, feeling overjoyed.

Sun Meng's face was full of dark lines, he looked at the confident Shi Yue, touched his nose: ****, did I really miss it?

Shi Yue said again: "Furthermore, if you attack the enemy's most vulnerable place, if you are discovered and fail, then you have to start all over again, if you repeat the previous method, the enemy will be prepared, so it's better to use a different pattern. .”

"For another example, when dealing with women, it is always annoying to be pushed by an old man. Avalokitesvara sits on a lotus, old trees are wrapped in roots, etc. You have to use them differently!"

"Good! Good! Good!" All the black-clothed guards were school lieutenants at the bottom, without the guidance of a famous teacher, where had they heard such profound yet simple martial art?Everyone smiled and applauded!I wish Shi Yue could teach him more about his family background.

The louder the applause, the more painful Sun Meng's cheek was.

Seeing everyone's mesmerized appearance, his heart suddenly tugged, and he couldn't calm down no matter what!

Sun Meng was full of remorse, when Shi Yue suddenly heard Shi Yue shout: "So everyone should understand, now I will give you a drill, and everyone will understand the meaning better! That...that Sun Xiaoqi leader, come and practice with me Down."

what?

Sun Meng was startled: Shi Yue is going to take revenge on me now, is he going to take this opportunity to seriously injure me?Or beat me up?

Just as he was thinking, he saw that everyone had flashed out in a circle, and only Shi Yue was left standing in front of him, smiling slightly at him, still holding the twig in his hand.

That's all!That's all!Fight with you.

Sun Meng raised his head and chopped it off. Shi Yue stepped aside, stretched out a branch, tapped Sun Meng's armpit lightly, and explained: "This is the way of lightness."

Although Shi Yue's hand was very light and he withdrew with one blow, but he hit the pockmarked point in the armpit, and half of his body became numb. He sighed secretly, and said inwardly: "It's so light to steal peaches under the armpit, um... much better than me." Good practice!

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