Need for a Guard

Shi Yue has a strong sense of existence in his heart when he teases You Lan with her charm and coquettishness.

Shi Yue looked at San Mao who was bowing his head in thought, and added embellishment: "Some people, even without birds, are still real men."

Sanmao frowned and pondered for a long time, drawing circles on the ground with her small hands, with grievances in her eyes, looking pitifully at the crotch, and whispered: "Is there no other way?"

Shi Yue shook his head: "There is no other way. If you don't want to, you won't get news about Ouyang Liufeng! If... If it's really difficult, forget it and let your sister be hunted down."

"do not!"

Sanmao stood up, clenched his fists, and a cold light shot out from his small dark eyes.

He stared blankly at Shi Yue, pursed his mouth tightly, and said resolutely: "Brother-in-law, then you take good care of my sister, for the sake of master, for the sake of the teacher, for the sake of sister, without the little bird, I also recognize..."

Shi Yue's heart trembled, he didn't expect San Mao to be so young, under his clever and mischievous appearance, there was a righteous and awe-inspiring demeanor.

He stretched out his thumb and exclaimed: "Sanmao, great job, brother-in-law and sister are proud of you."

Sanmao sighed, carefully touched his little bird, stretched out his hand and said to Shi Yue: "Brother-in-law, can you give me the money?"

Shi Yue was curious: "What do you want money for?"

There were tears in Sanmao's eyes: "I am still a virgin, I have never experienced the taste of a woman! There were so many junior sisters who threw themselves into my arms, for Caixue junior sister, for my chastity, they were all raped." I ruthlessly refused."

"Now the birds are gone. Since I am a man, I have to taste the taste of a woman. If you give me tens of thousands of taels of silver, I will go to the Slender Waist Pavilion and Huamanlou to sleep with women. I will sleep ten or eight. It’s not in vain to be a man once.”

After hearing this, Shi Yue and You Lan looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

Sanmao looked aggrieved: "I'm going to be a eunuch now, why are you a pair of adulterers and rich women so happy? Okay, do you think I'm in the way and get me away, and the two of you can be upside down?" Luan and phoenix's nonsense."

"Bah... what nonsense are you talking about!"

You Lan pulled Sanmao to the side of the bed, touched his little head, with tears in her eyes, and sighed: "Sanmao has grown up, Sanmao is a reputable man, my sister is so happy..."

"Sister, why are you crying?" Sanmao also cried, "If I lose the bird, will I become a woman just like Sister?"

what?

You Lan froze for a moment, she didn't expect San Mao to ask such a tricky question.

Shi Yue pulled San Mao over, rubbed his little head carelessly, and said with a smile: "San Mao, you are a real little man, brother-in-law lied to you just now! Who dares to cut off your bird, brother-in-law will take his bird Come down and pick it up for you, what are you afraid of?"

what?

what happened?Sanmao looked at the smirking Shi Yue and the charming Youlan with a puzzled face, feeling faintly that he was being tricked by the two of them...

You Lan covered her mouth, and said angrily to San Mao: "The villain is playing tricks on you! Haven't you seen it yet? Who dares to do anything to my San Mao, can I, as an older sister, spare him?"

San Mao looked at Shi Yue again, expecting: "Brother-in-law, are you kidding me?"

Shi Yue laughed and said: "If I dare to let you be a eunuch, your elder sister will not let me be a eunuch! This deal is really a loss."

"So...so you guys lied to me...hahaha..."

Sanmao clutched her little bird, and suddenly burst out laughing, her uneasy heart finally relaxed, looking at the "lost and found" little bird, an inexplicable sense of happiness welled up in her heart.

Man, the happiest thing is to have a bird...

Waiting for Sanmao's excitement to pass, Shi Yue said: "In a few days, find a suitable opportunity, and I will send you to the palace. You are young and have no signs of a man. You have no beard and voice. It’s very brittle, and it won’t be discovered just from the outside.”

"I will find the old eunuch you saw today, and walk the walk for you. You don't need to cleanse yourself, you can be a fake eunuch, and my little apprentice eunuch can take care of you."

Sanmao thought about the sinister attitude of Eunuch Sun who looked back and smiled, trembled a bit, and said aggrievedly: "Is...is he reliable? Will he treat my brother-in-law in a false manner, and is it true to me?"

"Will brother-in-law still lie to you?" Shi Yue snorted, and said again: "You have become a little eunuch, so you have to sneak up on Concubine Jing, win her to work by her side, and then take the opportunity to get information about Ouyang Liufeng. "

"But remember not to let anyone know about this, even the grandpa sun and the little eunuch can't know, otherwise, there will be big trouble."

Sanmao nodded repeatedly when he heard the words, with a red light on his face that said, "Heaven sent a great mission to everyone".

Seeing San Mao's excited expression, Shi Yue couldn't help but stepped forward and said: "One more thing, you have to remember that there are many maids in the palace, all of them have delicate faces and gorgeous skin, and they are all beauties who attract people's souls. Little pervert, don't attract others indiscriminately, if you cause trouble like Ouyang Liufeng, then you will disappear."

Sanmao patted his chest, curled his lips and said, "Brother-in-law, I only have Junior Sister Caixue in my heart, hmph...you take me for such a caretaker! Eating the delicious Ninth Lady, and salivating at my elder sister, you That's the real sweetheart."

Shi Yue was intrigued by what was said, and really wanted to catch him and beat him up, but thinking about San Mao's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance just now, he was too embarrassed to do it.

Youlan pouted her small mouth, her face was reddened by Sanmao's run on her, and all the emotion she had just been taken away, she pinched and pinched him angrily, "Damn Sanmao, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth. Let's see, who dares to eat me?"

While speaking, his brows and eyes were expressive, and he secretly glanced at Shi Yue, with the excitement of expectation hidden in his eyes.

Shi Yue listened to San Mao's words, nodded in his heart, then blinked at San Mao and said: "However, there is no need to be too hypocritical, if any court lady really steals your soul, don't rush to the overlord to force the bow, first follow My brother-in-law said that my brother-in-law will help you with everything..."

"Really?"

Sanmao jumped three feet high, his face was shining with excitement, his eyes were rolling around, Qi Qi Ai said: "My dear brother-in-law, if I fall in love with the emperor's concubine, what should I do?"

"I told you, it can only be a court lady!"

Shi Yue snorted coldly, "If you dare to make a name for yourself with those imperial concubines, then you really can't keep your little bird, brother-in-law will kill your relatives first..."

Sanmao shuddered in fright, and no longer dared to think anything wrong!

Looking at Shi Yue and You Lan's faces filled with evil smiles, Sanmao leaned towards You Lan with deep intentions, and hummed: "Sister, if I really enter the palace, you and your brother-in-law are lonely Widows are much freer!"

Youlan was trying to figure out what Sanmao meant, but she heard Sanmao winking and whispering to her: "I'm leaving, sister's chance has come, you can seduce your brother-in-law and pretend to be forced by the bully Divide it up!"

The voice is not too loud, but just enough for Shi Yue to hear it...

"Damn Sanmao, is sister so sharp?" You Lan raised her eyebrows and pushed Sanmao to the ground.

Seeing Shi Yue smirking aside, his little face blushed, Hongxia filled the sky: "What are you laughing at? You are not a good person, be careful with my silver needle... Get out quickly."

Just as Shi Yue was about to leave, You Lan clutched her plump chest and said softly, "Bad guy, wait...help me straighten my ribs before leaving..."

With that soft voice, the sweet Shi Yue's bones are crisp.

He casually grabbed Sanmao by the neck, threw it out, and then closed the door...