Need for a Guard

Shi Yue left the soft and fragrant body of the little girl, and finally pulled back from the charming fantasy to reality.

Looking at the little girl's angry but bookish little face, she sighed sadly, "Miss, I'm really sorry, I lost my mind just now and thought you were another woman..."

"Hmph... What a fake excuse, are you pretending to meet me?" The little girl didn't understand Shi Yue's thoughts, and subconsciously regarded him as a daring villain!

Seeing that Shi Yue's face was flushed red and he was about to leave, there was a little melancholy in that expression, she felt a soft heart and wanted to give way to Shi Yue.

But looking at his clear eyes, although they were red, there was a hint of joy, and after a second thought, he felt that this was Deng Tuzi's deliberate disguise to deceive him.

The little girl opened her arms unwillingly, blocked Shi Yue's way, and said, "Please tell me clearly, do you admit that you are a disciple?",

"Miss, I'm really not a disciple..." Shi Yue stopped walking, idling around and being bored, so that he didn't mind arguing with her.

"You still refuse to admit it? If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good! Don't you feel ashamed if you don't learn well at a young age, and you are still so righteous?"

Shi Yue didn't care about arguing with her, he felt very comfortable listening to the chick's magnetic soft talk, just like a yellow warbler singing cheerfully.

The little girl couldn't stop talking, the cherry blossomed into a lotus flower, and she talked about the big truth at length, and she didn't feel tired.

Shi Yue who didn't say a word finally interjected: "Miss, are you a teacher?"

"How do you know?" Xiao Niu'er was a little surprised that the man in front of her could see through her occupation.

Shi Yue shrugged disdainfully: "Thank you for your teaching, I remember it in my heart, can I go now? My ears are callused."

"Don't go!"

The little girl was reluctant, her eyes widened, and she stared straight at Shi Yue: "What's your attitude? I've kindly told you the principles of life, why do you still take it as a deaf ear? With your foolish appearance , if it is my student, I will hit your palm severely."

Shi Yue stretched out his hand and said: "Then you fight! I can leave after the fight. I don't want to owe you anything."

"You...you are really hopeless." Even though the little girl was educated and reasonable, she looked at Shi Yue's outstretched hand and wanted to hit him hard with her folding fan.

He also felt that Shi Yue was not his student, beating people for no reason, not in line with the demeanor of a scholar, so he put it down angrily.

"Are you not willing to fight?" Shi Yue smiled: "You are not willing to fight, I will fight for you!"

He reached out and grabbed the little girl's bright wrist, ignoring the little girl's almost powerless struggle, pointed the folding fan at his palm, and waved it twice fiercely.

clap clap...

Looking at the two red purlins on the palm of his hand, Shi Yue said indifferently: "Okay, now that you hit me, you've paid off, we've already evened, should you let me go?"

"You...you are making trouble for no reason! Who...who told you to grab my hand?" The little girl took out her handkerchief, wiped vigorously the wrist that was grabbed by Shi Yue, stared at the red eyes, but still held back Out of anger, he didn't scratch Shi Yue's face.

"The sage said: don't look at injustice, don't touch anything other than relatives, why do you stare at me presumptuously? Why do you grab my hand without my consent? Don't you know that men and women can't kiss each other? It's immoral, uncultivated, so wretched, you have to correct it..."

During the conversation, there was another long and cumbersome talk, and Shi Yue's head grew dizzy when he heard it, and suddenly he remembered Tang Seng in his previous life "A Chinese Journey to the West".

This little girl's moaning and chirping preaching is really a fight that Tang Seng has. Maybe Tang Seng has to find a small rope to hang himself after listening to the little girl's long speech?

Shi Yue frowned tightly, his head swollen, and he cupped his hands politely begging for mercy: "Grandma, I know I was wrong, I have repented devoutly, and I will be reborn from now on, and be a new person..."

Seeing Shi Yue submitting and bowing his hands respectfully to her, the little girl finally showed a smug smile on her face: Who says scholars can't kill people?

Wasn't this vigorous guy subdued by his hard work?

When Shi Yue saw the sly look in the little girl's eyes, he knew he had been fooled, hey... It's too early to admit his mistake, this little girl is testing me, but I was so confused for a while, I couldn't stand it.

unwise!Mistake...

Shi Yue shook his head again and again, and wanted to leave, but the little girl stretched out her arms to stop him, and raised her chin: "Don't leave."

"Grandma, I've made a mistake, what else do you want from me?"

The little girl pouted and said, "Tell me, who wrote the poem you just recited?"

This little girl is indeed a scholar, after all, she never forgets that poem!

Shi Yue knew that the little girl heard the poem he sang when he was urinating. He curled his lips, held his head high, stroked his hair proudly, and puffed up his chest, saying: "It's exactly what I did! Hehe...Fei Liu Going straight down three thousand feet, it seems that the Milky Way falls nine days, isn't it a good occasion? In the blink of an eye, it became..."

"You don't change after repeated admonitions, you have a thick skin!"

Finally, because the little girl couldn't stand Shi Yue's bragging, she stood up aggressively, almost touching his cheek, and taught: "Young people don't learn well. If you know what you know, you don't know what you don't know. How can you be an apprentice like you?" Is it possible to write such a grand poem?"

"You are obviously a soldier, but you want to pretend to be some eloquent literati. Are you ashamed? Are you ashamed of the black guard?"

Listening to the humiliation of the little girl, Shi Yue finally felt disdainful in his heart: Why is this little girl's mouth like a knife? I just recited a poem at random, so how could I embarrass the black-clothed guard?

Shi Yue was angry in his heart, and said angrily: "What's the matter? Little girl, you don't believe me? Do you want me to compose a rude poem for you to listen to?"

The little girl was disdainful, she curled her pink mouth, and said shyly: "You're a soldier, even if you want to write a rude poem, I'm afraid you don't have the ability!"

Shi Yue was aroused by the little girl's unreasonable preaching, and felt more and more wronged, snorted, and chanted: "

Back then, against the wind,

Now the wind makes the shoes wet.

Thinking about a night without rest,

Depressed March pinched it with his hands. "

"Shameless! You bastard!" The little girl blushed when she heard this.

Although she is an unfashionable woman, but she has read a lot, how can she not understand the rude meaning in Shi Yue's words?

It's just that she never thought that Shi Yue could really recite such rude but philosophical lines!

Could it be that this kid is a talented soldier?

"Miss, are you trustworthy this time? Whether it's elegant or rude, I pick it up at will, do I need to be so surprised?"

"You know, there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky. Maybe you meet a beggar on the road, who is dressed up by the Jade Emperor? Don't look at me as a soldier, but I have a lot of meaning..."

Shi Yue was annoyed in his heart, and ran back endlessly.

The little girl blushed, endured Shi Yue's deliberate sarcasm, covered her burning ears, shook her head and said: "Okay, you bastard, you just make another rude poem based on your dirty urinating behavior, well done, Even if I misread the person."

"What's so difficult about it?" Shi Yue chanted: "

One boo two boo three four boo,

Five boo six boo seven eight boo,

Nine hush, ten hush, eleven hush..."

Shi Yue "shh" came here, looking at the little girl's blushing cheeks with a smirk on his face.

The chick thought he couldn't do it, staring at his eyes, and shyly: "What hush? You can't boo out, is it exposed?"

Shi Yue laughed loudly, and he was not teasing her, he chanted: "

One boo two boo three four boo,

Five boo six boo seven eight boo,

Nine boo ten boo eleven boo,

Splash into the ditch to moisten the skin! "

"Splash into the ditch to moisten the skin?" The little girl thought about it, touched her charming cheeks, and finally realized that she couldn't help but waved her fist: "You big villain, dare to humiliate me? I will fight with you!" .”

With five fingers forming claws, scratch towards the stone!