Need for a Guard

Shi Yue didn't dodge, he just watched the gleaming kitchen knife slashing towards his forehead, but his eyes were fixed on the crooked arms of Old Madam Bai.

Shi Yue calculated the distance in his heart, as long as the old lady Bai didn't stretch out his arms, the kitchen knife would not be able to cut himself anyway, unless the kitchen knife was out of his hand...

Therefore, when the kitchen knife approached him infinitely, he didn't dodge, and he didn't even blink his eyes.

whoosh...

A gust of wind blows in front of Shi Yue, just watching a few strands of hair falling with the wind.

Then, with a slight smile, Shi Yue fixed his gaze on the astonished face of Old Madam Bai.

The old lady Bai was really stunned there, and was completely stunned by Shi Yue's 'crazy'.

In the impression that she lived to be 80 years old, this trick of "cutting melons and vegetables" has been used countless times.

Since I was five years old, I used this trick to kill the vicious 20-year-old mother who bullied me; when I was ten years old, I used this trick to kill the patriarchal teacher.

At that time, in a rage, he waved a kitchen knife and scared away the matchmaker who came to propose marriage;

When I was 20 years old, I fell in love with Bai Mochou's father, and then I went to the door and used this trick to chop melons and vegetables, and Bai Mochou's father obeyed obediently.From then on, she knelt down under her pomegranate skirt!

25 years old ...

30 years old ...

The old lady Bai did a careful calculation, she has used this trick no less than fifty times in her life, without a single defeat, and the record is brilliant, how come when she was 80 years old and used this trick, she missed it?

Could it be... am I really old?Can't scare people anymore?

No, didn't I use it on Bai Mochou the day before yesterday, and the effect was remarkable, so why didn't it work today?

The old lady Bai was stunned, unable to understand it.

Until now, she finally started to appreciate Shi Yuelai seriously!

This bastard boy has a strong figure, a firm face, and a masculine taste all over his body; his eyes are clear and deep, his brows are sharp like swords, and he has unusual confidence.

What a handsome young man, even more handsome than Bai Mochou's father?If I were 60 years younger, I might love a jerk like crazy!

Old Madam Bai was feeling unbelievable, but saw Bai Mochou rushing over from behind.

Bai Mochou snatched the kitchen knife from Old Madam Bai's hand, touched the sweat on her forehead, and said sadly, "Mother! You are already 80 years old, you have to take care of your health. The move just now scared my son." broken."

"I'm bah... you go away, stop meddling with you!"

The old lady Bai glared at Bai Mochou fiercely, and only stared Bai Mochou behind the table, then looked back at Shi Yue's countless eyes deeply, suppressing the anger and astonishment in her heart, and snorted coldly: "You bastard, you don't have the guts!" Small!"

Hearing the old lady Bai's cold snort, Shi Yue heaved a sigh of relief in his heart: Fierce old woman, if I don't show off my composure, will you talk with me calmly?

Shi Yue secretly winked at Bai Mochou to reassure him, then bowed to the old lady Bai and said, "Grandma, take a break first! Listen to me."

"I'm bah...you stop, who is your grandma?"

The old lady Bai stared at Shi Yue several times, avoided his body, and refused to accept his worship.

Shi Yue persisted, as if he didn't hear the old lady Bai's anger, and said loudly: "Grandma, it's not Shi San who is brave, but Shi Yue believes that you will never really cut me with a knife!"

Hearing this, Bai Mochou burst out laughing, hid behind and argued, "You know what a shit, my mother will definitely tear you apart."

The old lady Bai was surprised, she didn't know why Shi Yue decided that he would not cut it out?

But still retorted unconvinced: "Joke, you bastard, why do you think I won't cut you? I dare to cut Bai Mochou, let alone you bastard?"

Shi Yue flattered her sweetly and said, "Grandma, that's because you are devoted to Buddha!"

"Buddha advocates not to kill. Grandma, you are so pious and kind-hearted. How could you go against Buddha's wishes? In my opinion, you are a kind person who can even kill chickens, ducks, geese and dogs!"

Damn!

This kid is so powerful, why did he hit my mind all of a sudden...

Old Madam Bai's narrowed eyes opened wide for the first time, staring at Shi Yue carefully, and asked, "How do you know that I believe in Buddhism? Bai Mochou told you? This kid always leaks on me." end!"

Bai Mochou waved to Shi Yue anxiously!Thinking about my old lady, where did I tell this bastard about your belief in Buddhism? This kid made it up.

Shi Yue saw Bai Mochou's thoughts, and said to the old lady Bai with a smile on his face: "Grandma! Do you still need Master Bai to tell me? People in the capital, who doesn't know that the old lady Bai sincerely worships Buddha, broadcasts good fortune, and helps the people , Pursue sentient beings? There is no one in the city who does not give Mrs. Bai a thumbs up."

"Oh? You actually know?" The anger on the old lady Bai's face could not help but disappear a little, and she circled around Shi Yue a few times, "Did you try to please me in a different way?"

Shi Yue's words were based on guesswork!

He thought that since Mrs. Bai is dedicated to goodness, she always has to show some sincerity, and Mrs. Bai has no shortage of clothes and clothes, so she will naturally give money to help the poor. This should be a certainty!

Seeing the anger gradually dissipating on the face of Old Madam Bai, Shi Yue hurriedly said again: "Grandma, how could I lie, not to mention that the people in the city praise you, even the host of the Jile Temple, Master Kongwen, also praises you Praise! I said that you have a sincere, kind, and pious heart for saving all sentient beings. It is thanks to the help of Mrs. Bai that the Kek Lok Temple can achieve today's glory..."

Shi Yue kept boasting, this was the information he bought from the butler for 20 taels of silver.

Although the little butler only told him that Mrs. Bai and Master Kongwen knew each other, but Shi Yue knew a little about it and learned from it. His association power was really rich, and he immediately crawled like a monkey and came up with many words to praise Mrs. Bai.

The old lady Bai was stupefied by Shi Yue, staring straight at Shi Yue, but found that Shi Yue's expression did not seem to be lying, so she raised her head, looked straight into Shi Yue's eyes, frowned and said: "Could it be that you are talking nonsense?" , but I never knew Master Kongwen said that.”

Shi Yue quickly interjected: "Oh! This is absolutely true, grandma, you don't need to be modest! If I lie, Master Kongwen will be struck by lightning..."

Once the old lady Bai was happy, she didn't care about who would be struck by lightning, the anger on her face disappeared, but she still asked with a straight face, "How do you know that Master Kongwen said so?"

Shi Yue hurriedly said: "Grandma, you may not know that I, Shi San, also believe in Buddhism, and I am also very devout. I have been taught by Master Guo Kongwen."

"Furthermore, Master Kongwen once told me in person that there is only one person who is more sincere than me in the huge capital city, and that is you, Mrs. Bai..."

Listening to Shi Yue's nonsense, Bai Mochou made his old lady feel better, and forgot to pursue the affair with Bai Su, so she despised Shi Yue in her heart.

Thinking about the emergence of talented people from all over the world, each of them has a few decades of sao, even if he was born a few decades later, it is impossible to be cheeky and shoot such a shocking flattery anyway.

Shi Yue is not only courageous, but also talented!

Hehe... I like it!

Hearing this sentence, the old lady Bai suddenly showed a look of anger on her already calm face, took a crutch, stomped it fiercely a few times, and snorted: "You bastard, you open your eyes and talk nonsense, how could you Dare to frame my old woman? I will never forgive you!"